I do not own Buffy the vampire slayer. I only own Tiffani and Lexi.
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"That was my good broom," Giles yelled as he threw the broken broom into the garbage can.
"It was evil I tell you. It was whispering bad things to me, horrible things. Things that you do not even want to know," Tiffani said as she sat by Lexi's feet beside the table. She was glaring at the broken broom.
"It's an inanimate object. It can not whisper," Buffy snapped, and Lexi whistled.
"She said a big word," Lexi said and Buffy's jaw dropped.
"That's just what the broom wants you to think," Tiffani whispered before giving Lexi a high five.
After another hour of research, Tiffani poked Lexi's knee. Lexi jumped and looked down. "What?" Lexi whispered and Tiffani just gave a big grin.
"Do you want to tell them about the mayor or can I?" Tiffani asked and Lexi gave Tiffani a small glare.
"I think it would be best if I told them," Lexi said and Tiffani pouted.
"I wanted to tell everyone about blowing up the school though," Tiffani said and Lexi rolled her eyes.
"Just let me," Lexi said and Tiffani just crawled back under the table with a glare. Lexi resisted the urge to laugh as she saw the glaring hazel eyes staring at her from under the table. "I'll buy you a bouncy ball afterwards," Lexi said and Tiffani quit glaring.
"Yay I love bouncy balls. They're way too much fun," Tiffani said as she crawled out from under the table and sat in Willow's lap.
"Um Tiffani, yeah never mind, don't mind her Willow," Lexi said when she saw Tiffani daydreaming about a bouncy ball and Willow looking freaked out. "Oh Giles, earlier when I was researching I found out something weird that is happening on the day of graduation," Lexi said and Tiffani just started playing solitaire on the computer.
"What's happening on graduation?" Giles asked as he rushed over to the table. Tiffani chose that moment to sing the Doom song.
"Not helping, but it is catchy," Xander said and Tiffani just kept singing.
"We ran into the mayor last night and we overheard him talking about some giant creature eating the students," Lexi said and Tiffani started cheering Lexi on with pom poms, which no one knew when she got those. Lexi gave Tiffani a small glare, and Tiffani pouted before hiding behind the pom poms.
"Are you serious?" Buffy yelled and Tiffani poked her head out from behind the pom poms.
"No, she's just trying to make a joke," Tiffani said sarcastically. Buffy glared and Tiffani just threw her pom poms at Buffy's head. "Bulls eye," Tiffani yelled as they hit Buffy in the face.
"As I was saying, the mayor is messing with some dark stuff and we need to stop him," Lexi said trying not to laugh too hard at the furious Buffy.
"I vote he goes boom," Tiffani yelled excitedly.
"Please be more specific," Giles said with a frustrated sigh.
Tiffani scowled before saying, "Fine, I suggest we steal some explosives from a nearby army base, and then we sneak into the school. We then set up the explosives all around the school, especially where the mayor will be standing when he turns into a creature in front of the graduating class, and then boom."
"Well that sounds like a plan, but who can sneak into the army base?" Giles asked and Tiffani and Lexi happily pointed at Xander. Xander puffed out his chest in pride.
"Leave it to me G-man," Xander said, and Tiffani and Lexi saluted Xander.
"I want to go too," Tiffani yelled and everyone gave her a glare.
"Not happening, Buffy and Lexi will join Xander. You will stay here," Giles said with a commanding look and tone.
"Forget that, I'm off to chase some minions, but first I need to make a phone call," Tiffani said a little too happy as she walked into Giles's office. Everyone sat around the table wondering what she was doing. The sound of the dial tone of a phone sounded through the silence of the library. "Hey, did you get the chainsaw?" Tiffani asked and Giles coughed.
"Sweet, I'll be there in a few minutes," Tiffani said before hanging up the phone. Tiffani ran out of the office laughing evilly. "Poor minions," Tiffani said before waving bye to everyone. She disappeared out of the library before Giles or Buffy could stop her.
"What was that about?" Willow asked slightly scared.
"Well usually nine out of ten times if you have to ask that question then you do not want to know the answer," Lexi said before they started planning on when to gather the explosives and what explosives to get. Angel soon arrived at the library.
Meanwhile, Tiffani had just walked into the warehouse and she ran into Spike's arms. She gave him a kiss on the lips before looking for the chainsaw. "It's on the table," Spike said with a smirk before he took a good seat where he could watch the minions be tortured. Tiffani ran over to the table and squeaked.
"You even got me a mask and the blades are so sharp, thank you," Tiffani yelled before putting the mask on. The minions screamed in terror when Tiffani turned on the chainsaw. "Run, run, run," Tiffani yelled evilly at the minions before chasing them.
"A woman after my own dead heart," Spike said before laughing when one of the minions let out a girly scream.
"Aw don't be scared, the chainsaw wants to be your friend," Tiffani said cutely before chasing after the minions again.
"Help us," the minions yelled to Spike.
"Tiffani," Spike called out and Tiffani stopped.
"What is it?" Tiffani asked as she walked over to Spike. The minions were looking at Spike hopefully.
"My turn yet?" Spike asked and Tiffani smirked. She took off the mask and turned off the chainsaw for a moment. She leaned down and kissed Spike on the cheek before handing him the chainsaw.
"Go crazy," Tiffani said and took Spike's seat when he stood up. Tiffani just sat back and smiled when Spike laughed darkly, and then he started chasing after the minions.
At this time, Lexi, Buffy, Xander, and Angel were sneaking into the military base. Lexi had a large smile on her face as she looked at all of the weapons and explosives. Angel was right behind Lexi while she looked at all of the explosives. Lexi and Xander had already decided what explosives they needed to get.
"I'm worried about this," Angel said with a sigh and Lexi just gave him a smile and a kiss on the cheek.
"Don't worry, everything will work out fine," Lexi said and she blushed when Angel gently grabbed her hand and held it in his hand.
"I trust you," Angel said before pulling Lexi into a sweet kiss.
"I wonder what Tiffani was going to do with a chainsaw," Xander said and Angel gave Lexi a curious look.
"She's chasing Spike's minions with a chainsaw," Lexi said and Angel just gave Lexi a frightened look.
"Remind me not to get on your friend's bad side," Angel said and gave a small shiver.
"I'll protect you," Lexi said before they focused on gathering the explosives.
Tiffani and Spike were lying on his bed, with Tiffani cuddling with Spike. "That was fun," Tiffani said and Spike chuckled.
"Do you have to go back to the slayer's house tonight?" Spike asked as he ran one of his hands through Tiffani's hair.
"Not really, unless some wicked idea to torture her pops into my head," Tiffani said before she was silenced by Spike pulling her into a kiss.
"Are any ideas of torturing the slayer popping in your head now?" Spike asked when he broke the kiss.
"No," Tiffani said before pulling Spike back into the kiss.
Meanwhile at Buffy's house, Joyce was looking at her daughter and wondering where Lexi and Tiffani were this late at night. "Honey, where are your new friends?" Joyce asked as she fixed Buffy a plate of supper.
"I don't know, but don't worry," Buffy said before thanking her mom for the food. Joyce smiled before joining Buffy at the table.
"Oh I just remembered, Tiffani and Lexi left you a little present in your bathroom," Joyce said with a sweet smile.
"What is it?" Buffy asked cautiously.
"I don't know. They told me not to look," Joyce said before she motioned for Buffy to eat and then go check out her bathroom. Buffy ate quickly before running up to her bathroom. A scream ripped through the house as Buffy stared into her bathroom.
Goldfish were swimming in the bathtub. Fake bats were hanging from the lights. A freaky teddy bear was sitting on the toilet with a note attached to one of his paws. Buffy snatched the note from the toy and read it. "We just thought we'd liven up your boring bathroom. Hope you like the new designs and the fish food is in the drawer with your makeup," the note said and Buffy crumpled it up before screaming again.