Note: This is a "Road to" request by "Hero King Zeta 1991." The intro and outro of this "Road to" adventure, and using his OC is all Hero King Zeta 1991's idea.
List of songs used:
1. "One Drop" by Plumb
2. "SexyBack" by Justin Timberlake
3. "We Will Rock You" by Queen
4. "War" by Edwin Starr
Jazzy Family Guy Music played in the background.
The first Pic starts off with the screen that says "Family Guy Presents"
A second pic shows the screen that says "Road to Jump City III"
A record player scratch sound occurred and froze the screen. Stewie and Brian then appeared in front of the title screen.
Stewie: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Not this time. We've got something even better.
Brian: Yeah, let's Hit it!
The Kenen & Kel theme song started playing.
"Aww, here it goes"
Stewie and Brian were cruising along with Coolio in a car with chains and sunglasses. They were even nodding their heads.
"Everybody out there, go start tellin'"
"Your homeboys and homegirls it's time for Stewie & Brian"
Brian was doing the moonwalk on the dance floor.
"They keep you laughin' in the afternoon"
"So don't touch that dial, or leave the room"
Stewie was doing the floss dance.
"'Cause they're always into something, or fronting and you don't wanna miss it"
Everyone else was doing the floss too.
"It's S&B like two to get greatness"
Then everybody was freestyling on the dance floor.
"Stewie & Brian, or should I say Brian & Stewie"
"And you gotta watch Stewie, 'cause..."
Stewie rubbed his hands evilly.
"...Stewie be scheming"
They continue to ride in the car with Coolio.
"With a plan, or a plot"
"To make it to the top"
"But they kinda in the middle"
The police shined flashlights at Stewie and Brian in front of a jewelry store.
"'Cause they always gettin' caught"
Stewie and Brian shook their heads no.
"This ain't the Hardy Boys, or a Nancy Drew mystery"
They then nodded their heads.
"It's just Stewie & Brian in your vicinity"
Coolio was showing his moves on the dance floor.
"Like Seigfried and Roy, or Abbott and Costella"
"Magic and Kareem, or Penn and Teller"
Stewie and Brian hopped onto the couch Coolio was sitting on.
"Somebody's in trouble"
"Aww, here goes"
The TV in front of them turned on.
"F, a, m, i, l, y, G, u, y"
"He's a Family Guy" ("In da house")
(Quahog Park)
The Griffin Family, the Mallque Family, and friends gathered together in front of a little stage. They were waiting for a performance by The Dark Sky Within Us. Akihiko was on the ukulele, Brian was on drums, and Stewie was on keyboard. Glory and Penelope were on vocals and held microphones in their hands. Akihiko starts off the song with the ukulele. When Stewie started playing the keyboard, Glory started singing at the same time.
Glory: "I need you, and you need me" "Left alone, we will never be who we could be"
Brian started playing the drums.
Penelope: "So take my hand, and don't forget that" "We can do anything togetherrrr"
Peter and Lois smiled so far.
"Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh"
Glory and Penelope smiled and started nodding their heads.
"Just one drop of your love"
"A single ray of sun"
The two girls glanced at each other.
"Just one thing..."
Glory and Penelope closed their eyes and slowly raised their arms. The arms that aren't holding the microphones.
"...to change the worrrrrld"
Frank and Meg looked at each other and held each other's hands.
"It's just you and me"
Their son, Frank Jr, was swaying side to side, enjoying the music.
"Starting with a dream"
With his elbow resting on Rage's shoulder, Menma was nodding his head and snapping his fingers.
"And giving it all we've gooooot"
"Only takes one drop" ("Oh")
"Oh-oh, oh"
"Only takes one drop" ("Oh, Oh")
"Oh-oh, oh"
"Only takes one drop" ("Oh")
Joe felt Bonnie placing her hand on his shoulder.
"Oh-oh, oh"
"Only takes one drop" ("Oh, Oh")
"Oh-oh, oh"
Chris started tapping his left foot.
Penelope: "Come with me now, look and see how" "There's an ocean overflowing with our hope"
Glory spun around to stand on Penelope's other side.
Glory: "So let's jump in and take a swim" "It's..."
Quagmire nodded his head as he sat in a chair.
Glory: "...you and me, yeah, foreverrrr"
"Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh"
Glory and Penelope both held up the number one.
"Just one drop of your love"
Sunlight shined on them like a spotlight.
"A single ray of sun"
The girls once again glanced at each other.
"Just one thing..."
Glory and Penelope closed their eyes and slowly raised their arms again.
"...to change the worrrrrld"
Zeke and Negi were nodding their heads and tapping their feet.
"It's just you and me"
"Starting with a dream"
"And giving it all we've gooooot"
"Only takes one drop" ("Oh")
"Oh-oh, oh"
"Only takes one drop" ("Oh, Oh")
"Oh-oh, oh"
Meg rested her head on Frank's shoulder.
"Only takes one drop" ("Oh")
"Oh-oh, oh"
"Only takes one drop" ("Oh, Oh")
"Oh-oh, oh"
Brian put a halt on the drums and Glory closed her eyes while holding her mic with both hands.
Glory: "I need you, and you need me"
Glory opened her eyes as Penelope sings.
Penelope: "We can do anything togetherrrr"
The girls smiled at each other.
"Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh"
Brian was back to playing the drums.
"Just one drop of your love"
"A single ray of sun"
"Just one thing to change the worrrrrld" (Glory: "We can change the worrrrrrrld")
Lois placed her arm around Peter's.
Penelope: "It's just you and me"
"Starting with a dream" (Penelope: "Starting with a dream")
"And giving it all we've gooooot" (Glory: "Giving it aaaall")
Donna wrapped her arm around Cleveland's.
"Only takes one drop" ("Oh")
"Oh-oh, oh"
"Only takes one drop" ("Oh, Oh")
"Oh-oh, oh"
"Only takes one drop" ("Oh")
"Oh-oh, oh"
"Only takes one drop" ("Oh, Oh")
"Oh-oh, oh"
After the music fades out, the audience applaud for their wonderful performance. Glory place her microphone back on the stand and walked off the stage with Akihiko.
Lois: Ah, Glory, that was so wonderful! You and Penelope were great!
She and Glory hugged.
Glory: Thanks Mom.
Stewie, Brian, and Penelope joined them.
Lois: Aww.
Lois picked Stewie up.
Lois: There's my little master on the keyboard.
Stewie: Yes, and soon I'll be everyone's master once I rule this world. Don't think I've forgot.
Stewie squinted his eyes.
Meg: You were great too, Akihiko. We didn't know you played the ukulele.
Frank: Yeah, we thought you only play bass.
Akihiko: You'd be surprised for what I'm capable of.
Akihiko played a few ukulele notes before Menma and Rage joined them.
Menma: Wow! You guys were amazing!
Rage: Yeah, you guys are good enough to be superstars.
Glory placed her hands behind her back.
Glory: Oh, I dunno if I go that far. I still get pretty nervous whenever we perform on stage. Because of that feeling I hold onto, I wouldn't exactly call myself a superstar.
Joe: I dunno. You didn't make it seem like you were nervous while you were on stage. After a performance like that, I'd say you were incredibly more talented than you think you are. In my opinion, you kids are definitely superstar material.
Glory: Thanks Joe.
Glory looked around for Peter.
Glory: Hey, where's dad?
Brian: Yeah, and where's Frank Jr?
Quagmire: Weren't they just here?
Frank: Oh, because your song was like a lullaby, our son fell asleep.
Lois: That's why Peter took him home. Peter was in such a hurry to go to the bathroom anyway.
Akihiko nodded.
Akihiko: That would explain why your car's gone.
Brian facepalmed and sighed.
Brian: I guess I'll take us home in my car instead.
Glory: Wait.
Glory pointed into the direction next to her with her thumb.
Glory: If Dad wanted to go, why didn't he just used the porta potty over there?
Lois: He hates public restrooms because they're used by other people. That's why he build a private bathroom for himself during High School.
(Flashback)
After flushing the toilet, Peter came out feeling so relieved. He stopped with wide eyes once he saw a dumb blonde girl from special ed.
Blonde Girl: Hey mister, is this the dressing room?
Peter: Um...
Peter thought hard about this. The girl had a dumb look, but she had a fine body.
Peter: Yeah, sure.
He opened the door to his private restroom.
Peter: Please step right in.
(Griffin House)
After flushing the toilet, Peter came out of the bathroom feeling so relieved. He took a glance at Stewie's room door being open.
Peter: Wait a minute.
Peter kept an eye on a certain item on the shelf as he went inside Stewie's room.
Peter: Oh, here's the remote.
Instead of the TV remote, Peter picked up Stewie's multiverse remote. After going downstairs, Peter went to go sit on the couch, where Frank Jr was sleeping.
Peter: (Sigh) And now to enjoy a one way trip to TV land.
After holding the remote up, Peter pushed a button. When he did, he and Frank Jr were surrounded by static.
Peter: What the-? What's happening? What the Hell is this? Holy crap!
Soon enough, Peter and Frank Jr teleported out of the room along with the remote. After that, Lois, Frank, Meg, Chris, and the band came into the house.
Lois: Peter, we're home.
While nobody answered, Stewie went upstairs.
Lois: Peter?
Brian: Huh. He must still be in the bathroom.
Frank: In that case, I'll go check up on our son.
Meg: Thanks, honey.
Meanwhile, Stewie was entering his room. He then noticed the multiverse remote missing from his shelf.
Stewie: What the devil?
Stewie pushed a stool in front of the shelf and climbed onto it. He searched left and right for the remote.
Stewie: Where in the name of Bloody Gravy is my remote?
Frank: Son?
Stewie looked out into the hall and exited his room.
Frank: Brian, I can't find my son anywhere. He's not in his room.
Brian: Yeah, Peter's not here either.
He covered his nose.
Brian: But he was definitely in the bathroom.
Akihiko: Maybe they left again, or perhaps playing hide-and-seek.
Stewie widened his eyes.
Lois: Peter?
Stewie followed Lois' voice inside her room.
Lois: Where could he be?
Meg: I'm getting worried, you guys.
Glory: I heard from Akihiko outside. He said Dad and Frank Jr either left again, or playing hide-and-seek.
Glory felt someone lightly tugging her pants. She looked down and it was Stewie. Stewie motioned his eyes, telling Glory to meet him in his room.
Glory: Excuse me for a moment. A little band conference.
Stewie led the other band members in his room and Brian closed the door behind them.
Brian: Okay, why'd you brought us here, Stewie?
Stewie: Everyone, I think I know where Frank Jr and the fat man are.
Glory crossed her arms.
Glory: Okay, where?
Stewie: To an alternate universe.
The others were silent.
Brian: Come again?
Stewie: My multiverse remote has gone missing. I think it's pretty clear that the fat man confused it for a TV remote.
Brian facepalmed.
Brian: Aw no. This is bad.
Glory: Really bad.
Akihiko: What are we gonna do? They're not gonna believe us if we tell 'em that they went to another universe.
Penelope: No need to panic. There is a way to bring them back here. You see, Stewie has helped me in constructing my own multiverse-travelling remote. I can go back home, reprogram it into tracking down their coordinates, and then we'll bring them back here.
Stewie: Excellent, Penelope. Plus, the signal will be much more stronger if we travel from the exact same spot where they left from. So we must be on the couch in order to follow their exact movements.
Brian: Oh yeah? How'd you figure they were on the couch when they left, Stewie?
Stewie: Have you seen the ass print Peter left on the couch? Seriously, it's so big, it's like the size of East Texas. Even Akihiko seemed to think so ever since I took him to that hypnotist show.
Akihiko: Wait, so you mean to tell me that Peter's print wasn't East Texas?
Stewie: Nope.
Akihiko: Damn his ass is good.
(Jump City)
Frank Jr and Peter were laying on the ground. They both groaned as they were getting up. Peter got up first as he rubbed his head.
Peter: What the Hell just happened?
Peter looked up ahead and gasped in shock.
Peter: Oh... my... God!
The camera moved behind Peter, showing Titans Tower.
Peter: It's a giant hotel shaped like a penis.
Frank Jr moaned as he rubbed his left eye.
Frank Jr: Grandpa, what's going on?
Peter pointed at the tower.
Peter: Look at that!
Frank Jr turned around, glanced at the tower, and gasped.
Frank Jr: Oh... my... junk food!
Peter: Uh, don't you mean "God"?
Frank Jr pointed at Peter.
Frank Jr: Hey, you worship your thing, I'll worship mine.
Frank Jr looked at his surrounding.
Frank Jr: Where are we? How did we get here, Grandpa?
Peter: Oh, isn't it obvious?
He pulled out Stewie's remote.
Peter: We're inside the TV thanks to this magical remote.
Frank Jr widened his eyes when he realized Peter had Stewie's multiverse remote.
Frank Jr: Uh... gran-
Peter placed the remote in his pocket.
Peter: Come on, champ.
He started walking to the front door.
Peter: Let's go say hi to the nice people in the penis hotel.
Frank Jr sighed and followed Peter. Before they could even reach the door, four of the Teen Titans exited the Tower simultaneously.
Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven, & Starfire: Saint Patrick's Day!
Peter and Frank Jr shrieked with surprise. The Titans noticed the two in front of them.
Peter: Scared the crap outta me.
Cyborg: Ooh, sorry about that.
Raven: We didn't notice you two right there.
Starfire placed her head down in shame.
Starfire: We apologize for the scares we inflicted upon the both of you.
Peter and Frank Jr caught their breath.
Peter: (Pant) It's all right! (Pant) It's all good now.
Beast Boy: Who are you guys?
Peter: Oh, my name's Peter, and this is my grandson, Frank Jr.
Frank Jr waved at them.
Frank Jr: Nice to meet you.
Cyborg waved at him.
Cyborg: Hey, little guy. I'm Cyborg, and this is Raven, Starfire, and Beast Boy.
The other Titans said hello.
Cyborg: We got us a St. Patrick's Day job to do. You guys mind givin' us a hand here?
Peter: Uh... not at all. Sure.
Peter and Frank Jr began walking along with the Titans while Cyborg carries a box full of items.
Peter: So, uh, what kind of St. Patrick's Day job you guys got?
Raven: We're gonna catch us a leprechaun!
Starfire: And acquire his three wishes.
Peter: (Gasp) No foolin'? OhmyGod! OhmyGod! OhmyGod! I'm so excited.
Frank Jr: A leprechaun granting three wishes? I thought that was only a genie's job.
Cyborg: Not on St. Patrick's Day, it isn't. On St. Patrick's Day, you try your best to capture a leprechaun, and then they'll grant you three wishes... in exchange for their freedom.
Frank Jr: I see. We should do this more often.
Beast Boy: I still thinks we should be going after his pot of gold, y'all.
Cyborg: Wishes are better than gold. It's no contest.
They all stopped right in the middle of the lawn.
Cyborg: With a wish, you can wish your dreams to come true. Now, come on! Let's get to work.
After Cyborg dropped the box, everybody began working on their leprechaun trap. Beast Boy squeezed some glue onto a cotton ball, Raven used her powers to open a box of pretzel stix and used the pretzels to form a ladder, and Peter and Frank Jr were painting the box. Peter then stared at us beyond the fourth wall.
Peter: I like to paint. This activity is quite soothing.
Meanwhile, Starfire was having trouble opening up a jar of sparkles until she got the lid off. And in no time, they finished making the leprechaun trap.
Beast Boy: Uh-uh-uh. This leprechaun trap is diabolical, yo.
Frank Jr: So how does this work again?
Beast Boy: It's real easy, yo. From a distance, that dirty leprechaun be attracted by sparkles.
Starfire: He's put at ease by the rainbow and shamrock stickers.
Cyborg: Then he'll climb up the pretzel stick ladder, traipse carelessly across the cotton ball clouds, fall into the box and snap! We got ourselves a leprechaun!
Beast Boy: Uh! And then he gots to give us them wishes, y'all.
All except Raven were chatting with overconfidence.
Raven: Guys!
She got their attention.
Raven: There is no way this thing is going catch a leprechaun.
They awwed with disappointment.
Peter: That's bogus!
Raven: Without bait!
Raven used her powers to pop up some gold.
All: OOOHHHH!
Peter: Snap!
Raven: Leprechaun's can't resist gold, remember?
She dropped the gold into a portal and opened another portal to drop the gold inside the trap. Starfire went to the trap and picked up one of the gold coins.
Starfire: I wonder why they have this such intense love of the yellow metal.
Beast Boy: I bet it's 'cause gold is used to determine the value of money.
Raven: You're thinking of the gold standard, a fixed exchange rate regime in which the official exchange rate is tied to the price of gold. We haven't been on the gold standard for decades.
Beast Boy: Oh!
Cyborg heard the sound of someone stepping on a stick.
Beast Boy: Then they probably likes it 'cause it's shiny.
Cyborg quickly placed his hand over Beast Boy's mouth.
Cyborg: Shh! Quiet!
He pointed in one direction.
Cyborg: I see one.
Raven: Quick, hide!
They all quickly rushed to a bush. After hiding inside, they stuck their faces out.
Peter: Hehehehehe! We look like Man-E-Faces.
They saw a black blur moving so fast around the trap.
Cyborg: I think he's going for it.
Peter: Come on. Get in there you little green bastard. Almost. Almost.
And soon enough, the trap snapped shut. The gang stood up from the bush with their arms extended up high.
Cyborg: Boo-yah!
They went over to the trap and Beast Boy removed the top of the trap.
Raven: Wow! We actually caught one.
Peter: Hehehehehe! Look how tiny he is.
Starfire: Yes. He is thus, so tiny.
Instead of catching an actual leprechaun, they catch Robin.
Robin: I'm the height of an average person.
Robin began struggling to get out of the trap.
Beast Boy: We's trapped you. HAHA! So give us our wishes, fool.
The box broke enough to free Robin. After, he sat up.
Robin: I'm not a leprechaun anymore.
He stood up on his feet.
Raven: Once a leprechaun, always a leprechaun. Wishes. Now!
Robin: Eh, who are those guys?
Frank Jr: I'm Frank Jr, and this is my grandpa, Peter. Now give us our wishes.
Robin: Request for wishes, denied.
Starfire: Continue to refuse us, and you shall lawfully receive...
Starfire, Peter, Beast Boy, and Frank Jr made their hands ready for some pinching. Cyborg and Raven used their powers to make claws.
Starfire: The pinches.
Robin angrily squinted his eyes.
Robin: You wouldn't.
Peter: Oh, I think we all know we would.
Robin: You're bluffing.
They creepily took a step toward Robin.
All: Pinch.
Robin pointed at them.
Robin: Stop it.
They took another step.
All: Pinch.
Robin's face began to sweat.
Robin: Come on, guys!
They stepped even closer to Robin.
All: Pinch.
Robin was whimpering as they were getting closer to him.
Peter: Pinchy, pinchy, pinchy!
Robin placed a hand in front of them as he gives up.
Robin: Fine.
Robin powered up with a bright aura around his body. When the light dimmed, Robin was doing a little jig as a leprechaun.
Robin: Fiddle-dee-dee. Tell me your wishes, three.
Cyborg nods his head.
Cyborg: Niiice.
The Titans, Peter, and Frank Jr huddled to discuss their first wish. They broke the huddle and faced Robin.
Cyborg: First wish, we want hats.
After Robin snapped his fingers, hats appeared above everyone's heads.
Raven: Sick!
Robin: Next wish please.
They huddled again for a moment.
Starfire: The second wish, we want the hats to be...
Starfire covered her mouth for a second.
Starfire: ...the sideways.
With a deadpan face, Robin snapped his fingers again and then the hats were lifted up into the air and slowly turned sideways.
All: OOOHHHH!
Peter: Snap!
Starfire: Oh! This is the Fresh Dope. The Fresh Dope Style.
Cyborg: It's like my face is going this way...
He pointed forward.
Cyborg: ...but my hat is going that way.
He then pointed to the side, making his arms crossed.
Beast Boy and Frank Jr: Whaaaat!
Robin: Just make your last wish. I don't want to spend any more time as a leprechaun than I have to.
Beast Boy: How comes you don't like being a leprechaun, bro?
In a dramatic form, Robin placed his hand on his forehead.
Robin: Because it's terrible. The compulsion to fix shoes day and night. Not to mention, people are always tryin' to steal your cereal when you just want to eat breakfast in peace. And worst of all, you become obsessed with gold.
Beast Boy: I like gold.
Peter: Yeah, so do I.
Frank Jr: Me too. If you look pass all the bad stuff of leprechaun life, you'll notice that it doesn't seem all that bad, especially when you have lots of gold around you.
Robin rushed in front of the three.
Robin: Tell me that after your back goes out carrying a 200 pound pot of gold every day.
He placed his hand on his head and began taking deep breaths.
Robin: It is only through my powerful mental fortitude that I can repress my leprechaun urges, and live a normal life.
Peter: Eh, normal lives kinda suck worse. You gotta go ta school, you gotta go ta work, you even gotta drive around in a hot car on a sunny day. Or even during a weather storm for that matter.
Frank Jr: As far as I can tell, leprechaun life is way better than a normal life.
Beast Boy: Yeah. Who wants a normal life when you can ride rainbows?
Frank Jr: And have a pot of gold?
Peter: And even enjoy all the cereal you can eat?
All three of them sighed.
Beast Boy, Peter, and Frank Jr: I wish I was a leprechaun.
Robin: Wish granted.
Frank Jr: Wait, what?
After Robin snapped his fingers, Beast Boy, Peter, and Frank Jr's bodies were surrounded by colorful auras. They each wore green clothes, black shoes, had orange hair, and grew orange beards. Soon enough, all three of them were officially leprechauns.
Beast Boy: Oh! Sick, dude.
He started poking his beard.
Beast Boy: Check out our beards.
He looked down at his shoes.
Beast Boy: Oh, and our shoes.
He placed an arm over Robin and lifted his leg up.
Beast Boy: Buckle me shoes, yo.
He skipped happily up and down with Peter and Frank Jr.
Beast Boy: Hahahaaaa!
Cyborg: You little goofs! Y'all messed up that last wish.
Raven: Yeah, we were gonna wish our hats all the way backwards, remember?
Starfire, Cyborg, and Raven gave sad looks.
Starfire: And now they are the stuck...
They placed their heads down in sadness.
Starfire: ...only the sideways.
Beast Boy: Forget the hats, yo. We're leprechauns now. That means we can do all that sick leprechaun business...
He grabbed Robin and patted his chest.
Beast Boy: ...without having to catch Robin.
Cyborg: You mean y'all can hook us up with rainbows and corned beef?
Peter gave a smirk.
Peter: Oh, you mean these?
Beast Boy and Peter shot some magic at the Titans using their shillelaghs. In each of their hands were plates of corned beef.
All: OOOHHHH!
There was a moment of silence.
Peter: Snap!
Beast Boy: We's gon' live that leprechaun life, son!
Frank Jr holds up a flute.
Frank Jr: I say this calls for a leprechaun song.
He began playing the flute.
Beast Boy, Peter, and Frank Jr: "Livin' that, livin' that leprechaun life" "We livin' that leprechaun life"
Beast Boy was travelling on a cloud.
Beast Boy: "I got that shillelagh"
He slid down on a rainbow.
Beast Boy: "Rainbow riding, baby"
He landed on a tree stump. Peter, Frank Jr, Raven, Cyborg, and Starfire were dancing on their own tree stumps.
Peter: "Dancing up on this tree"
Frank Jr: "Stomping, no stopping me"
Beast Boy, Peter, and Frank Jr: "Corned, corned beef"
Beast Boy: "Cabbage corned, corned beef"
Peter: "Cabbage corned, corned beef"
Frank Jr: "Cabbage corned, corned beef"
Beast Boy, Peter, and Frank Jr: "Cabbage"
The leprechauns and the Titans began dancing on a pot of gold.
"We livin' that leprechaun life"
"We livin' that leprechaun life"
"We livin' that, livin' that, li-li-livin' that leprechaun life"
The song concluded with a little flute playing.
(Griffin House)
On the stairs, Penelope had just finished reprogramming her multiverse remote.
Penelope: Alright, everything is in motion.
Glory: Good. Now we just gotta get on the couch so we can go rescue them.
Brian: Yeah, but there's just one problem. Lois is sitting on it.
The band looked at Lois, who was watching TV.
Announcer: We now return to Ernest goes to Hell.
Satan: It says here you... beat up a school bus with a fire axe?
Ernest: Uh, yeah, I did.
Satan: Wh... why?
Ernest puts his head down.
Ernest: I thought it was a giant bee.
Stewie: Alright, Penelope, Akihiko, you two stay here to make sure everything stays okay.
Penelope: You don't want us to come with you?
Stewie took the remote.
Glory: If you guys come with us, they're gonna think more of us are missing. Besides, we need a distraction to get Mom off the couch.
Akihiko: I'll do it.
He placed a hand on Glory's shoulder.
Akihiko: Just be careful, okay?
Glory touched his hand.
Glory: You know I will.
Akihiko gave her a warm smile before heading downstairs.
Akihiko: Hey, Mrs. Griffin!
He pointed outside.
Akihiko: Isn't that Paul McCartney outside?
Lois: Paul McCartney?
She stood up from the couch.
Lois: I'M COMIN' FOR YA, PAUL MCCARTNEY!
She ran to the door, opened it, and ran outside.
Stewie: Alright, let's go.
The trio rushed to the couch and then sat on it.
Stewie: Okay, let's hope this leads us to Frank Jr and the fat man who smells like prunes and banana milk.
Stewie pushed a button and then the trio were surrounded by static. Few seconds later, the trio vanished.
Penelope: Let's hope it worked.
Akihiko: Good luck, you guys.
(Jump City)
The trio suddenly appeared on the Titan's front lawn.
Stewie: Appears that the particle emissions end here. This must be where they are.
Brian: Where are we anyway?
They looked behind them and saw the Titan's Tower. The trio facepalmed and groaned.
Stewie: Come on.
Brian: Not this damn place again.
Glory: Of all the universes, why this one?
They stopped for a moment.
Stewie: Whoa! What the Hell was that?
Glory: I don't know.
They noticed the music playing when Glory spoke and stopped when she stopped talking.
Brian: There it is again.
Glory hesitated before speaking.
Glory: Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da!
Stewie: Oh, hohohohoho! I know what that is. That's the song SexyBack by Justin Timberlake. It seems it somehow plays whenever you talk, Glory.
Glory: Really, that's so cool. Hang on. Hang on.
She took a deep breath.
Glory: Dude. Gnarly. Totally radical, dude. Oh, I am so talking like this for now on.
Brian: Yeah, yeah, that's great. Look, let's just go in and get them outta here. I don't like being in this world with those Titans anymore than you guys do.
Stewie: No, no, no, Brian. I am not meeting up with those Titans again. They are so irritating and stupid. Nobody likes them. We're gonna stay out here, and wait for Peter and Frank to come out.
Glory: You mean we have to, like, stay outdoors until they come?
Stewie: Yep.
Glory: Whoa! That's a total bummer, dude. This plan, like, totally bums me out.
Inside the Tower, Frank Jr and the Titans were eating cereal. Cyborg began talking with his mouth full.
Cyborg: Mmm. So then Beast Boy, Peter, and Frank brought us to this enchanted meadow. We all up on these tree stumps, dancing. Oh, man. It was awesome.
Frank Jr: We had a great time, Robin.
Robin groaned.
Robin: (Sarcasm) Sounds like a magical adventure.
Raven: Aww.
She nudged Robin with her elbow.
Raven: Mad because you were wrong about leprechaun life being terrible?
Robin: I am not.
Cyborg: Whoo! If I was that wrong, I would be Superman. Like all veins popping out, sweaty. Hehehehehe! You know what I'm talking about.
Robin growled with an angry look.
Robin: I'm not angry. AND I AM NOT WRONG!
His strong voice blew some wind on his friends.
Robin: You'll see. You'll see...
He crossed his arms.
Robin: ...what a leprechaun life is really about.
Beast Boy and Peter passed by the table at rapid speed and snatched their bowls of cereal, causing them to gasp.
Frank Jr: Grandpa!
Starfire: Friend Beast Boy, what are you two doing?
Beast Boy and Peter appeared standing on the stove with the bowls of cereal in their hands.
Beast Boy and Peter: HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA!
The Titans approached Beast Boy and Peter.
Beast Boy: Don't you know? This cereal is ours. It's wonderful, and magical, and super tasty!
Peter: That's right! Nobody shall ever come after our Lucky Charms.
Raven: Why would leprechauns care about cereal? Come on, give it back?
Beast Boy wagged his finger.
Beast Boy: Uh-uh-uh.
They started petting the bowls.
Beast Boy: Nobody eats our cereal.
Cyborg: Dudes, just give us the cereal.
Dramatic music played as Beast Boy and Peter slowly and creepily turned their heads.
Beast Boy and Peter: NOBODY EATS OUR CEREAL!
A huge shillelagh magically appeared over the Titans and smashed them, causing them to groan.
Peter: Looks like you got "grounded".
Beast Boy and Peter danced around them with their leprechaun laugh.
Beast Boy: Good one, yo!
They took a close look at the Titans' shoes.
Beast Boy and Peter: (Gasp)
Beast Boy grabbed a hold of one of Raven's feet.
Peter: Well, what do we have here?
Beast Boy: It seems their shoes look busted.
Raven: They look fine to me.
Beast Boy shook his head.
Beast Boy: Na-ah-ah.
He rushed to Starfire's shoes.
Beast Boy: Your back seams are all frayed.
Peter rushed to Cyborg's shoes.
Peter: Not to mention these busted insoles.
Cyborg, Starfire, and Raven stood up from the floor.
Peter: You're gonna have fallen arches.
Cyborg: Dudes, our shoes are fine.
Peter squinted his eyes while Beast Boy spoke with an evil demonic voice.
Beast Boy: LET ME COBBLE THEM SHOES!
Cyborg, Starfire, and Raven screamed.
Peter: Sic 'em, boy!
The three Titans ran for their lives while Beast Boy began chasing them. Frank Jr sat at the table watching in shock while Robin looked not all that surprised.
Beast Boy: Oh! Cobble, cobble, cobble, cobble, cobble.
He pinned Cyborg down and ripped Cyborg's left shoe off his leg. He then ran off while hammering Cyborg's shoe.
Beast Boy: Cobble, cobble, cobble, cobble, cobble.
He squeezed himself through a mouse hole, sat down, and continued hammering Cyborg's shoe with a hammer.
Beast Boy: Cobble, cobble, cobble, cobble, cobble, cobble. Cob-cobbling.
Starfire and Raven moved their heads around the corner while Robin poured himself another bowl of cereal.
Robin: (Sarcasm) Leprechaun life.
Peter quickly snatched the cereal box from Robin.
Peter: NOBODY EATS MY CEREAL!
Robin: (Sarcasm) Wonder why I didn't saw that coming.
Peter: Now if you all excuse me, I'm going to enjoy a nice breakfast in the bathtub.
Peter walked away with all the cereal. Back outside, the trio were hiding in a bush. Glory and Brian were laying on the grass while Stewie listens to what's going on inside the Tower with a sound amplifier and headphones.
Brian: (Sigh) This is taking forever. Are they coming out yet, Stewie?
Stewie: Not yet, Brian. It seems Peter is enjoying a whole bathtub full of cereal.
Glory: Well he and Frank better come out here quick so we can go home. I can't explain it, but I feel as though my music is going to die if I don't have sexy good-looking boys apply to my body at regular intervals.
Brian: Well... w-would it help if I-
Glory: Brian, I mean sexy good-looking "human" boys.
Brian: How do you know males from other species won't work if you don't try it?
Glory closed her eyes.
Glory: Dude! Trust me, I know.
Stewie removed his headphones and turned to Glory.
Stewie: Glory, di... did your music become distorted a little bit?
Glory: Yeah, man. I can actually feel it slipping away from me.
Stewie: Not to worry, Glory. I've got just the trick.
Stewie pulled out an axe from the bush and placed it on the ground.
Stewie: There we are. I dunno if sexy girls will help save your theme music, but you never know until you try.
Glory: That is, like, not going to happen, little bro. Even if girls did work, why would that axe help anyway?
Stewie: Oh, haven't you seen those commercials? Girls happen to love the smell of axe.
Glory: You're thinking of the body spray, you moron!
Stewie: Nah, I'm pretty sure it was definitely a weapon. And the girls were all really hot too.
Glory clenched her head as if she was having a headache.
Glory: I can... barely hear my theme music.
Back in the Tower, Frank Jr and the Titans came out of the elevator.
Cyborg: I don't care if they repaired my insoles.
He crossed his arms.
Cyborg: Taking a dude's feet off, that just ain't right.
Frank Jr: Um, guys, where's your furniture?
Cyborg: What do ya mean?
The Titans gasped once they realized that their furniture was gone.
Raven: We've been robbed!
Starfire: What criminal fiend would dare steal from us?
Beast Boy and Peter came into the room from the kitchen.
Beast Boy: Hey, we's ain't no fiends. We's are leprechauns.
Peter twirled his beard around.
Peter: Devilishly handsome leprechauns to be exact.
They both walked up to the Titans and Frank Jr.
Peter: Oh, by the way, in case you're wondering what happened to your furniture, um, Beast Boy and I have sold all your useless junk online... and in the streets.
Cyborg extended his neck.
Cyborg: Dudes, y'all sold all our stuff for cash?
Beast Boy: Cash!
He and Peter laughed as they backed away from the group.
Beast Boy: (Sigh) Why would a leprechaun want cash?
He pulled out his shillelagh.
Beast Boy: We traded it for gold!
He used his shillelagh to magically make a big pot of gold appear.
Frank Jr: Grandpa, how could you this?
Robin: I think I know how. He and Beast Boy have been overtaken by the leprechaun's lust for gold.
Peter and Beast Boy hopped onto the gold and started "feeling" it.
Beast Boy: Hmm. Yes. Oh, shiny, shiny.
Peter: Aw, that feels sooo good!
They laughed as they stood up on the gold. Beast Boy pointed at the Titans.
Beast Boy: But you can't have any. It's ours! ALL OURS!
Cyborg: We don't want your gold, fool.
Beast Boy: Well, you should. Peter and I are gettin' us back on the gold standard.
Starfire: What is exactly this golden standard?
Peter: I've been havin' a little trouble with that myself. What is that?
Beast Boy: It's the monetary system where paper money got value directly related to gold, you dummies. You tell me a dollar is worth 25 and eight-tenths grains of gold. We all know, what's what. But that dirty President Nixon, back in '71 unilaterally took the entire country off the standard. And ever since then, we've been based on the dollar value on a freely floating exchange rate!
Beast Boy screamed.
Beast Boy: The money ain't tied to a specific item of value. And it's all make believe numbers and market manipulations. But now, Peter, myself, and our precious gold will be safe from financial ruin. How do you like that, President Nixon? Huh?!
He punched Nixon in the face.
Beast Boy: Back on the standard, baby!
Peter held onto Beast Boy as Beast Boy pulled out some handles from their gold. Stewie heard everything Beast Boy said.
Glory: Let's not speak of this again, Brian.
Brian: Hey, whatever you say.
Stewie: Uh-oh! This doesn't look very good.
Glory and Brian stood up.
Brian: What is it, Stewie?
Stewie: Long story short, Beast Boy and Peter are going to get us back on the gold standard.
Glory: Um... is that, like... bad or something?
Stewie: Yes, it's that bad.
Brian: Hold on. Peter can't possibly be part of this. He may do stupid, crazy things, but he would never go this far. He may be an idiot, but deep down, Peter's a kind-hearted, sentimental-
The trio spotted Peter and Beast Boy riding their pot of gold like a motorcycle over the rainbow. The two were laughing hysterically before crashing their ride through the roof of the Jump City Bank.
Brian: That cold-hearted son of a bitch! Let's get him.
While the trio ran after them into the city, Robin witnessed the leprechauns actions through the windows.
Robin: Beast Boy and Peter have escaped over the rainbow and into the federal reserve bank of Jump City.
Starfire: (Gasp) They truly are attempting to restore the gold standard.
Robin: Not on my watch.
Robin faced the Titans.
Raven: Before we do something, why hasn't Frank become one of them?
Robin: I believe, even for a little boy, he too has a powerful mental fortitude. Allowing him to repress his leprechaun urges, and live a normal life like I do.
Frank Jr: Good thing I do. I'm gonna do what ever it takes to bring my grandpa and your friend back to their senses.
Robin: That's good to hear, kid.
Frank Jr: So what's the plan, Robin?
Robin: We need to capture them, secure their three wishes, and use one to release them from the leprechaun curse. But to beat a leprechaun...
Robin squinted his eyes.
Robin: ...we must become leprechauns.
Robin clenched his fists and powered up back into a leprechaun. He jumped into the air and shot some magic beams at his three teammates, transforming them into leprechauns too.
Robin: Ready lads and lasses?
Cyborg, Starfire, Raven, and Frank Jr: Aye!
They flew through the roof and flew straight into the city, leaving a colorful rainbow behind. Meanwhile in the city, the trio were running their way to the bank.
Brian: You think we're almost there, Stewie?
Stewie: Ugh, I'm not sure where the bank is.
Man: NOOOOO!
Glory: Yo, what was that?
The trio ran up to a man on the sidewalk.
Brian: Sir, what happened here?
Man: These three guys in leprechaun costumes stole my wallet and went that way.
The man pointed at the same direction the trio were going.
Brian: Thanks.
The trio ran off, but Stewie stopped and turned to the man.
Stewie: Don't worry, we're gonna find these leprechaun bastards, and we're gonna make them pay.
Man: And then you'll bring my wallet back to me, right?
Stewie: Who the Hell said we were gonna bring it back?
After running pass an alleyway, the trio ran back and witnessed a midget leprechaun, a fat leprechaun, and a skinny leprechaun trying to rob an old lady.
Fat Leprechaun: Hand over the gold if ye know what's good for ya.
Glory cleared her throat, gaining the three mugger's attention, and allowing the old lady to escape.
Midget Leprechaun: You kids get out of here and go play. This has nothin' to do with ya.
Brian: Yeah, we don't think so.
Skinny Leprechaun: Just who at the end of the rainbow do ye think you are, laddies?
The trio gave smirks while cracking their knuckles.
Stewie: We're the members of a certain band known as The Dark Sky Within Us, and for the next five minutes, you greenies are officially our bitches.
(Jump City Bank)
At the bank, Beast Boy and Peter were using their shillelaghs to magically place bars of gold inside the bank's vault.
Beast Boy: Har, yes. Gonna fix that exchange rate, son.
The four Titans and Frank Jr crashed down through the bank's roof.
Robin: Beast Boy! Peter!
Raven: We can still end this peacefully.
Frank Jr: And it doesn't have to end with violence.
Beast Boy: Pssh! When we're about to stabilize the value of currency? No way!
Peter: Yeah, why don't you all piss off?
Robin: What you two are doing won't stabilize anything. It's all arbitrary. The value of gold can be manipulated by those who produce it.
Beast Boy: What! Why would that worry us when we gots all the gold?
Robin: Your unilaterally moving the economy back onto the gold standard. Don't you see? If you two do this, you're no better than Nixon.
Beast Boy and Peter spoke with demonic voices.
Beast Boy and Peter: Did you just call me Nixon?
Beast Boy and Peter powered up with green auras with some lightning surrounding their bodies. After a mighty yell, their combined power destroyed the bank in an explosion.
(One Minute Ago)
Stewie and Glory had their backs against the walls while Brian grabbed the midget leprechaun by his collar.
Brian: Now tell us where Beast Boy and Peter Griffin are?
Midget Leprechaun: Who?
Brian: You heard me! Where are Beast Boy and Peter Griffin?
Midget Leprechaun: Who?
Brian slapped him in the face.
Brian: Stop saying that! My God, you sound a (Bleep) owl from Whoville or something. Tell me, do you happen to know Ms. English from Whoville?
Midget Leprechaun: Who?
He slapped the leprechaun again.
Brian: English, mother (Bleep)ker, do you know it?
Midget Leprechaun: Yes!
Brian: Oh, so you can speak it, right?
Midget Leprechaun: Yes, yes, I can!
Brian: Good. Now tell us where Beast Boy and Peter Griffin are right now?
Midget Leprechaun: Who?
Brian slapped him again.
Brian: Say "who" again! Say "who" again! I dare you, I double-dare you, I triple-dare you, I quadruple-dog-dare you, mother (Bleep)ker. Say "who" one more (Bleep) damn time!
Glory: Yo, Brian, check it out.
Brian looked behind him. He saw Stewie climbing up a ladder while Glory was holding onto it.
Glory: Some gnarly stuff is about to go down. We're gonna, like, go check it out, dude. Come on.
Glory started climbing the ladder before Brian faced the Midget Leprechaun again.
Brian: Nice working with you, mister.
The leprechaun took his hat off with a smile.
Midget Leprechaun: Anytime, laddie!
Brian slapped him once more before rushing to the ladder and climbing it. The trio were hopping from rooftop to rooftop. They stopped once they were in front of the bank. It was the four Titans and Frank Jr versus Peter and Beast Boy.
Peter: Let me handle this.
Peter stepped forward in front of the good guys.
Frank Jr: Grandpa, it doesn't have to be this way. I don't want to fight you.
Frank Jr smirked and pointed at the Titans behind him with his thumb.
Frank Jr: But they will. Attack!
Robin and Peter flew through the air and Peter evaded all of Robin's pinching attacks. Peter flipped a gold coin in Robin's face and fired it, sending Robin crashing to the ground. While Robin was recovering, the remaining leprechaun Titans charged after Peter. Peter seized the opportunity to pull out some gold coins.
Peter: Penny pincher!
He started pinching the gold coins, causing them to fire at the Titans as energy blasts. Peter managed to hit all three of them. Flying higher from the smoke was Robin with his leg up.
Robin: Buckle me shoe!
Robin fired an energy blast that looked like his shoe straight after Peter. Peter got hit and landed on the ground on his feet. After the four Titans stood together, Peter cupped his hands to his side.
Peter: Shi-lle-LAGH!
He fired a shillelagh within a green energy wave at the Titans. The Titans raised their arms and hands to the sky.
Titans: Four-spirits clover!
The four Titans launched a giant four-leaf clover and then the two energy attacks collided. It appeared to be even, but with a mighty yell, the Titans were able to push their attack closer to Peter. When Peter got hit by the attack, there was a bright light. When the light show was over, Peter was laying in a four-leaf clover shaped crater in defeat with scratches all over him. The Titans flew back to the ground trying to catch their breath.
Beast Boy: (Gasp) Peter!
Beast Boy ran to his ally, got down, and lifted Peter's head up.
Beast Boy: Peter, speak to me.
Peter slightly opened his eyes.
Peter: Don't... lose... the gold.
Peter went back to being unconscious.
Robin: (Pant) (Pant) We're out of energy. It's up to you now, Frank.
Frank Jr looked back at them.
Frank Jr: Don't worry, I won't lose.
Frank Jr turned back to Beast Boy. Both of them were staring each other down.
Beast Boy: So it all comes down to this, laddie. You and me.
Frank Jr looked behind Beast Boy and noticed the trio getting Peter out of here. Glory nodded at Frank Jr and he slightly nodded back without Beast Boy noticing.
Frank Jr: That's right, Beast Boy. You and me.
Beast Boy: Hehehehehe! I can promise you, Frank Jr.
The music from "We Will Rock You" started playing.
Beast Boy: This will be the spot for your ultimate defeat.
Beast Boy started singing his verse of the song.
"Frankie, you're so cold"
"Like a big mole"
"You so out control"
"You's ain't gettin' my pot of gold"
"Ha! Ha! Ha! In your face"
"You big disgrace"
"I will smack a four-leaf clover right up side your face, singin'"
"I will, I will rock you" (Queen: "We will, we will rock you")
"I will, I will rock you" (Queen: "We will, we will rock you")
Now it was Frank Jr's turn to sing.
"Beast Boy, you're no man"
"You've got no fans"
"Beat me if you can"
"I will bury you in the sand"
"With that beard on your face"
"You're a big disgrace"
"Frank Mallque Jr's gonna put you back into your place, singin'"
"I will, I will rock you" (Queen: "We will, we will rock you")
"I will, I will rock you" (Queen: "We will, we will rock you")
Back on the rooftop with the unconscious Peter and the trio, the music had stopped.
Stewie: Dammit! What the bloody Hell's going on down there?
Glory: I think they're singing. Yep, definitely singing.
She turned around to face Stewie.
Glory: It's so (Bleep) weird.
Back on the ground, Frank Jr and Beast Boy were staring each other down. They squinted their eyes even more.
Frank Jr and Beast Boy: DRAW!
Frank Jr launched himself into the air. While he was up there, he cupped his hands to his side. Beast Boy smirked and did the same thing.
Frank Jr and Beast Boy: Shi-lle-
They both were surrounded by green auras.
Frank Jr and Beast Boy: SHI-LLE-
Both of them were holding green energy balls in their hands.
Frank Jr and Beast Boy: LAAAAAAAAGH!
They each fired green energy waves, both with actual shillelaghs within them. In a split second, both of the energy waves collided. Both Frank Jr and Beast Boy were grunting as they kept it up. Frank Jr then used one of his arms to keep firing. He used his other one to reach inside his pocket and pulled out a carrot. The carrot had a four-leaf clover at the tip. Frank Jr quickly took a bite and placed the carrot back into his pocket. After, he fired using both hands again.
Frank Jr: Lucky Charm... TIMES FOOOOOOUURRRR!
The green aura around Frank Jr grew slightly bigger and so did his energy wave. Frank Jr's energy wave was pushing closer to Beast Boy. Soon enough, Frank Jr's wave had gotten to Beast Boy as Beast Boy cried in defeat. There was some smoke after the wave pushed Beast Boy into the ground. When the smoke cleared, Beast Boy was shown laying down in a crater in defeat. Frank Jr flew back onto the ground and wiped some sweat from his forehead.
Frank Jr: Phew! I knew Stewie's radioactive power-up carrots would come in handy someday.
The Titans and Frank Jr surrounded Beast Boy.
Frank Jr: It's over, Beast Boy. You've lost. And defeat still technically feels the same as being captured. So you owe us three wishes.
Beast Boy sat up from the crater.
Beast Boy: (Sigh) Fair and square. Fiddle-dee-dee. Tell me your wishes, three.
Raven: First wish, we want hats.
Hats magically appeared on Raven, Starfire, and Cyborg's heads.
Starfire: Now make them the sideways.
The hats were magically turned sideways.
Cyborg: Give us those turned backwards.
Robin slapped Cyborg in the face.
Cyborg: Ow!
Cyborg rubbed his face.
Robin: Stop that! You're wasting the wishes!
Raven, Starfire, and Cyborg mumbled in agreement.
Robin: We wish Beast Boy, Peter, and Frank Jr were normal again.
Green magic surrounded Beast Boy and Frank Jr's bodies as Beast Boy groans. After it disappeared, Beast Boy and Frank Jr took a good look at themselves, and realized they were normal again. Back on the rooftop, Peter magically turned back into himself again.
Frank Jr: Now that's more like it.
He turned to Robin.
Frank Jr: Well, Robin, looks like I better get going. Don't wanna keep my grandpa waiting.
Robin: Good luck, me boy!
After Frank Jr ran off, Beast Boy walked up to Robin.
Beast Boy: I just wanna thank ya, Robin. Man, you weren't kidding. Leprechaun life is hard.
Beast Boy rubbed his head.
Beast Boy: Can't believe I almost messed up the economy, yo.
Robin placed a hand on Beast Boy's shoulders.
Robin: Happens to the best of us. Come on. Let's go home.
They began walking home.
Robin: We can discuss the advantages of a floating exchange rate regime on the way.
Meanwhile, the rest of the Titans were mumbling while in the safe with the gold. The safe door got closed shut by Brian and then the lock was turned by Glory. They locked the Titans inside with the gold.
Brian: (Sigh) Thank God that's over.
Glory: Yeah, I thought those dumb Titans were gonna see us for sure, but I was, like, totally wrong.
Stewie reached inside Peter's pockets.
Brian: What are you doing, Stewie?
He pulled out his remote from Peter's pocket.
Stewie: Aha! I knew he took my remote. Oh, that thieving bastard. How the Hell did he even get his hands on it?
Frank Jr: He must've thought it was the TV remote and then thought it was magic.
Stewie: Well then... at least everything's all right now.
Brian: Uh, not quite, Stewie. Peter kinda knows about your device. That might be a problem.
Stewie: Not to worry, Brian. I'll just simply erase his memory as soon as we return home. He'll forget all about today from the point where he took my remote.
Frank Jr: That's a relief.
Stewie: Indeed. Well then.
He lifted his remote.
Stewie: Shall we go?
Frank Jr held out his hands.
Frank Jr: We will. But first... can we dance our way into the sunset, Stewie?
Stewie: Eh, sure. Why not?
While "War" by Edwin Starr started playing, Glory tied Peter's ankle to her waist with a rope while Stewie, Brian, and Frank Jr were walking down the road into the sunset. After that, Glory followed them.
"War, huh, yeah"
Brian started doing the Moonwalk.
"What is it good for"
"Absolutely nothing"
"Uh-huh, uh-huh"
While standing side to side, Stewie and Frank Jr were doing the Floss dance.
"War, huh, yeah"
"What is it good for"
"Absolutely nothing"
And Glory was doing the Hustle.
"Say it again, y'all"
"War, huh, yeah"
"What is it good for"
They all were freestyling their way into the sunset.
"Absolutely nothing"
"Listen to me"
"War, huh, yeah"
While dancing into the sunset, the four high-fived.
"What is it good for"
"Absolutely nothing"
"Say it again"
The "The End" words appeared above the sunset.
"War, huh, yeah"
(Griffin House)
In Stewie's room, Glory and Stewie were watching Brian writing this "Road to" adventure.
Brian: And... done. So, what do you think?
Stewie: Uh, Brian? Some of these were used in Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series. And... listen, about Hero King Zeta 1991.
Brian: Yeah?
Stewie: Did you just use his OC, Frank Jr, without his permission?
There was a moment of silence.
Brian: Nnnnooooo...?
Stewie: It sounds like you're lying to me, Brian.
Brian: Whaaaat?! Nooooo, c'moooooon! You kiddiiiing? C'moooooon! I dunno what you're talking aboooout. C'moooooon!
Glory: It's obvious you're lying to us, Brian. You're gonna get sued for real.
Glory widened her eyes.
Glory: What the Hell?
Stewie: It looks like SexyBack has gone back for you, Glory.
Glory: No, no, no, no.
Glory grabbed her hair and scream. She then ran out of the room.
Glory: MAKE IT STOP!
After she left, Brian revealed a recorder behind his back. He and Stewie had a good laugh for messing with Glory.
Brian: Awesome!
Stewie: Yeah!
Brian: So what about this fanfic, huh?
Stewie: Eh, do whatever you want with it. It won't matter. This is all happening in Peter's dream anyway.
Brian: Oh yeah. I forgot.
The camera zoomed out and revealed Stewie and Brian inside Peter's dream cloud.
Brian: Hey Stewie, let's wake him up.
Stewie: Oh yeah!
They both chuckled.
Stewie: Hang on. Hang on. I'll be right back.
Stewie left for a second and brought back pot lids for him.
Stewie: Okay, ya ready?
Brian stuck his fingers in his ears.
Brian: Ready. 1, 2, 3!
Brian covered his ears some more while Stewie banged the pot lids together. The loud noise forced Peter awake.
Peter: AAAUUGH! (Pant) (Pant) (Pant) Thank God, it's just a dream. (Pant) (Pant) (Pant)
Peter then made a look as if he realized something.
Peter: Who the Hell's Frank?
(Credits)
The camera showed close-ups of each member of the Griffin family as they jump into the air.
"Fresh out the box"
"Stop, look, and watch"
"Ready yet, get set"
"It's All That"
The family was jumping on trampolines at Sky Zone.
"Oh, oh, ohhhh"
Lois Griffin was jumping into the air.
"This is All That"
Lois jumped again without a shirt on, but still had her bra on.
"This is All That" ("Check it" x3)
Peter Griffin was landing, but fell through the trampoline.
"Now this is just an introduction before I blow your mind"
He started crying when he realized he was stuck.
"The show is all of that, and yes we do it all the time"
Meg Griffin was happy jumping around and performing somersaults.
"So sit your booty on the floor, or in a chair"
"Ground, or in the air"
"Just don't go no..."
Stewie Griffin was jumping while evading some dodge balls.
"...where, 'cause everything we do"
"It's all of that"
"When entertaining you"
Peter, who was still stuck, got hit in the face a couple of times by the dodge balls.
"We all of that"
"My posse and my crew"
"It's all of that"
While in the air, Glory Griffin was spinning around like a ballerina.
"So sit still 'cause we're coming right back"
"Oh, oh"
Chris Griffin was jumping from trampoline to trampoline.
"Ohhhh"
"This is All That"
He landed on Peter's head and then jumped to another trampoline.
"This is All That"
Brian Griffin was throwing dodge balls at the Griffin family, who happily dodged them.
"Oh, oh"
Still stuck, Peter got hit by the balls.
"Ohhhh"
The family was jumping together, except for Peter.
"This is All That"
"This is All That"
The outro ends with dodge balls raining down on the Griffin family.
Author's Note: The time has come! It's just around the corner! The crossover with Rainbow Rocks is the moment I've personally been waiting for. I recommend you read every single word of it. Trust me. For what I have in mind, you really don't wanna miss the epic clash between The Dazzlings, The Dark Sky Within Us, and The Rainbooms. Even though it's gonna be a crossover with Family Guy, there might be less comedy and more "drama." What kind of drama you may be wondering? You'll find that out soon enough, as well as the songs I've chosen for The Dark Sky Within Us to sing. Don't miss parts 1 & 2 of the "Road to the Dazzlings." Peace out!