Megamess

Author's Note:

Hey! Wow, 20 whole chapters! I never thought I'd get this far... Well, sadly I must say this... Megamess is coming to an end soon! I know it's sooo tragic! I make a lot of references in this chapter to a movie called "Sick Girl"... it's a nasty horror movie and if you have a strong stomach, watch it! If not, message me an i'll explain the movie a little nicer! Enjoy Megamess ch. 20!

Almost 6 months have passed since Roxanne informed everyone that she was having twins (although Heather already knew...) and Roxanne was huge! Two alien babies with heads the size of their father's were a lot on a woman... and her back. Megamind and Heather have both given the job to massage Roxanne's back since it had so much strain in it. Which was interesting at first but after awhile, rubbing backs just becomes a chore. But you can't say that to Roxanne! Her emotions went haywire all the time and that would just set her off... The joys of Roxanne's pregnancy soon became a "get these things out of me!" type situation, as most pregnancies become.

Megamind and Heather had gone through their "bonding" process in a very weird way. Once Roxanne had gone to bed, the two of them would stay up all night hanging out. The first night was when he caught her playing Silent Hill: Homecoming, and practically crapping her pants doing it. Megamind helped her so she was less scared and they laughed, screamed, and strategized all night playing. Megamind and Heather seemed to be able to live longer off of no sleep. Megamind's body, as he tested once, can survive off of 2 weeks no sleep. Heather, being human, obviously couldn't. But she still stayed up very late.

"Hey Heather… I got something for you to watch." Megamind looked at her with an evil smile.

"Hmm? Vhat did joo have in mind Papa?" Heather asked curiously, noting his evil smile.

"Oh, just a little something from 'The Masters of Horror…'" Heather jumped and plopped down onto the couch.

"I'm in." Megamind smiled.

"Now, I must warn you, you are almost 18 and I won't treat you like a baby… This has nudity, swearing, and some other nasty shit you will find just wrong!"

"Papa, I am the qveen of wrong! Now, vhat are ve vatching?"

"A little movie I like to call 'Sick Girl'…" He grinned devilishly and pressed play…

The next day Heather had problems walking and was very afraid to ever get pregnant in her life. While on her walk to work shed suddenly convulse while murmuring "Eww, so gross!" Every time that happened, Megamind's smirk just got wider.

Heather calmed down for a moment when they entered the Metro MT building, before convulsing in the elevator again and yelling,

"Eww, lesbian bug babies!" Heather shivered. Megamind couldn't hold it in anymore. He burst out laughing. Good thing they were in the elevator alone, not causing a scene. The elevators opened and they walked in, Megamind still laughing hysterically. Heather punched him in the arm, causing him to yelp, boxing was really paying off.

"I's not funny Papa! Zat vas sooo gross! I firstly didn't need to see the lesbian action und I REALLY didn't need to see the nasty bug crap!"

"Ow… but I thought you wanted to see it?"

"Woah, woah, woah. What are we talking about here?" Wayne asked concerned.

"Lesbians with bug babies." Heather convulsed again.

"Ewww!" she yelled… again.

"Let's just go avay from zat sicko! I'll explain then." Heather stuck her tongue out to Megamind, who laughed some more.

"Oh, if only Roxanne weren't on maternity leave! This would be even better!" Megamind seemed to get out through his laughter.

"Hopefully Roxanne doesn't have bug babies!" Heather said as she walked away with a very confused Wayne.

Once Heather was situated on Wayne's lap, she began telling about this bizarre movie… In her head. They had learned that through touch and eye gazing, they could read the other's mind and even see some mental pictures. Wayne's face turned from awe to disgust as Heather basically replayed the movie in her head. 'You know, most guys find lesbian action hot… I'm not one of those guys… that was sick.' Heather giggled. 'Zat's vhat I thought too! Especially the bug babies! Yuck!' Wayne chuckled and decided to get some work done.

'I'm tired, I'm gonna nap on you, wake me up at noon please?' Heather thought.

'Mkay, sleep well beautiful.' Wayne thought back. Heather blushed and rested her head on his chest.

Soon after she fell asleep with a very frightening dream that started out… hot. Her and Wayne were making sweet love in his gigantic bed at the apartment. They were so close, so happy, so… pleasured. But soon she ended up in a new place, the couch in the living room of Wayne's apartment. She looked up and saw the TV was on and playing 'Sick Girl' to the part where one asks the other if it'll be a boy or a girl and the other says 'Oh, I'd say about a hundred each…' she looked down, grossed out, only to see that her belly was swollen. She cradled her belly in adoration. That is, until she felt what was going on inside. She felt hundreds of tiny legs stepping around in her belly. She removed her hands in disgust before she felt a ripping pain from between her legs. She screamed as she spread her legs and hundreds of tiny bugs came out from between them.

Heather woke up with a jump. She thrashed in her boyfriend's arms for a moment before opening her eyes wide and looked up at Wayne… who had just seen her dream too. He was looking down at her with wide eyes. He looked down embarrassed.

"That could and would never happen…"

"I know. Our genetic makeup is the same haha. Plus, it vas joost a dream. My brain vas just freaked from the movie, I'm sorry you had to see my dream too…" Wayne wrapped his arms around her and squeezed lightly, being sure not to hurt her.

"I'm sorry you had such a scary dream… We'll have to make sure that doesn't happen again…" He started to massage her temple with his thumb. Her eyes closed from the relaxing pressure on her temple. She raised her head and stood up.

"Time for me to go box…" She and Wayne sighed as she headed for the elevator.

"Heather! You're gonna have to skip boxing for today!" Heather turned around to find Megamind running after her.

"Vhy is zat papa?" she asked.

"Roxanne's in the hospital. She's in labor!"

Ugh, Sick Girl... such a sick movie! Hope you enjoyed!