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Rated: T
"Here he comes!"
"You know, we're totally going to get detention for this."
"But you know it's completely worth it."
Two pairs of brown eyes glanced around the corner rather eagerly, watching as Professor Kirkland walked the long hall with a casual pace, "He's the only Professor we haven't pranked yet," Fred murmured, his grin widening with every step that Arthur took, "Damn the consequence."
The twins held in their snickers as best they could as Arthur walked into the invisible trip wire, activating the container overhead that held a thick murky liquid to tip over and spill all over the unsuspecting nation.
Arthur froze, letting out a disgusted noise as the slimy liquid stained his tweed suit as he wiped off a glob of it off his shoulder. His green eyes glanced up with irritation as the two twins stepped out from their hiding spot, both laughing and giving each other high-fives, "I was warned of you two." He said, not too surprised of the prank.
"I have to say," George began, allowing Fred to finish his thoughts, "That you make one fine bird, Professor Kirkland."
"Yes," Arthur said dryly, glancing down at himself and seeing that he had swapped genders (though most of the attention was on the fact that he now possessed female breasts), "Thank you pointing that out for me, Mister Weasley," He held out a long piece of blonde hair, seeing that it had grown much longer, "Detention for the both of you." He also noticed that, for some reason, his vision wasn't quite as sharp as it used to be and that he may need glasses as a female.
"It'll only last an hour," Fred said, slinging an arm around his twin and they both began to walk away as if they didn't hear Arthur's last words, "Have fun!"
Arthur simply grumbled, though pocketed some of the slimy liquid within a tube and then continued on his way with a small but devious smirk.
'This will shut America or France up the next time they piss me off...'