Ianto levered his huge, whale-like elephantile carcass from the bath.
The tide went out as the water fell to half the level it was, even the water had felt crushed by the heavy load.
He waddled his gigantic planetary girth over to the toilet to let his pitiful hidden worm free its load.
"Ianto? You self-depreciating in there love?" Jack called from the bedroom.
"No?" Ianto returned hesitantly as he shook and then tied the robe.
The robe. That didn't fit around the Lexus sized bulbous mass that forced his back into spasms at three in the bloody morning and called for the hot bath so that the growth can float and give him a break.
"I think you are thinking those bad thoughts babe" Jack called again.
"I'm fine cariad" Ianto sighed as he looked into the mirror.
The undead zombie stared back, its insides being eaten away by the huge, smelly rat devouring his …
"Yan?" Jack was in the doorway watching.
"Huh?" Ianto turned, his tongue out as he had been examining it.
"Do you have any idea what you look like?" Jack grinned.
"Oh? Do tell?" Ianto waited for the fat joke.
"The most beautiful being I've ever had the good fortune of laying eyes on" Jack said softly, "If you'd let me I'd fuck you right now against that hand basin."
"Jack!" Ianto blushed "Little ears"
Jack walked over and placed his hands over the belly like he knew where the baby's head was, leant down to whisper in Ianto's ear, "So bloody fuckable!"
Ianto snorted but couldn't hide the blush of pleasure as Jack led him back to bed.
His gorgeous ethereal creature in the flowing silk robe that took his breath away as he undid said robe and let it caress their baby as it fell about his body.
Jack licked his lips as Ianto crawled up the bed, inadvertently baring his edible cheeks that housed the most wonderful depository for Jack's growing need to bond with him.
"Jack?" Ianto muttered as he frowned at the Captain leering from the foot of the bed.
"Hmm?"
You having those lustful thoughts again?"
"No?"