I would once again like to say to the Sakura fans that I have nothing against her I'm just sick of all the bickering between the Sakura lovers/haters just kind a got to me. But in case I didn't mention it before, the next harem fic I will put her in it, promise. I might even do it for the next two harems as well, even though I only got one other harem idea in the oven. Start the fic.

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Sarutobi opened his eyes with a splitting headache, at first his vision was blurred but then it started to focus and he was able to see the hospital ceiling.

"Gave us quite a scare there old man, the medics didn't think you were going to make it."

Sarutobi looked to his left and gave a sad smile at his old student, Jiraiya. Sarutobi lifted his right arm to his face and stared at it as it shook.

"Even I'm surprised to be alive. That pill was supposed to take ten years of my life away. I'm living on borrowed time now…"

"Come off it old man, what if we could find Tsunade?"

Sarutobi gave a sad smile. "She won't come back. Not after everything that's happened to her here."

"I will admit that both the death of Dan and the mysterious kidnapping of her son took a pretty big toll on her, but when I tell her about what happened to you…."

"She'll say 'Screw you'. She's gone through too much pain to come back to the village."

"Sensei we've got to at least try…wait…what if I took Naruto with me?"

"Hmmm….well before we make any definite decisions I need for you to send in all of Team 7 save for Naruto."

Jiraiya gave a sharp nod.

Meanwhile…

Naruto swallowed a large lump in his throat, in front of him Kin was wearing a revealingred outfit topped with a red hood and cape.

"I'm little Red Riding Hood and I have some goodies just for the Big Bad Wolf. So why don't you just huff and puff and blow my clothes off."

Kin leapt at Naruto who just barely managed to jump out of the way. Naruto ran into the kitchen with Kin hot on his tail.

For a few minutes Kin chased Naruto around the table in both directions.

"Kin I know you're grateful to me and everything but have you ever thought of showing it some other way?!"

"But I'm much more enthusiastic about this way, Naruto-sama!"

"I told you not to call me that!"

Naruto tried to feintboth left and right but Kin mirrored his movements. She suddenly leapt over the table tackling him to the ground.

"Don't worry Naruto-sama, I promise you'll enjoy this."

In utter panic Naruto kick Kin off of him sending her rolling back across the floor where she hit her head against the wall.

"KIN!!! I'm so sorry, it was an accident…a reflex! I didn't mean it! I…"

"I had no idea…" she slowly started to get up.

Naruto's face showed that of concern.

"Kin?"

"I had no idea you liked it so rough!!" said Kin happily.

"Oh crap!"

"You can go ahead and be as rough with me as you like!!!"

She leapt at him once again pinning him to the ground, her legs spread eagle on his body.

She started to untie the cape and hood making Naruto grow redder and redder.

"Uh…uh…wait!!!" shouted Naruto.

Kin stopped untying and looked at Naruto tilting her head to the side.

"If you really want to make me happy I need some help setting up for a new type of jutsu in the backyard." said Naruto.

"Okay." said Kin as she climbed off of him.

"Okay??"

"Yes, I will prove myself to you in anyway that I can! And…and I will do anything for you."

A small blush crossed Naruto's face.

"You are truly amazing, Naruto-sama. It was your inner strength that impressed me just so you know."

Without another word she left the room and headed towards the back door.

Naruto mulled over Kin's words until Kin poked her head back into the room. "Um I forgot to ask what it was you wanted set up, I have no idea what to do."

"Okay but first change into your ninja clothes, you're kinda…distracting…this way." admitted Naruto.

Kin couldn't help but beam.

Tenten walked up to Naruto's home awestruck at itshugeness. She never expected somebody like Naruto to be living in a place like that, when he told her his address for their date at first she thought he was joking saying that it was a mansion, but now she had been proven wrong.

To be honest she was starting to have second thoughts about going out on a date with Naruto. He seemed to be attracting a lot of female attention and it was more likely to get worse rather than better. There was bound to be some broken hearts at some point.

She knocked on the door and waited a few minutes, the door opened to reveal the woman she saw at the preliminaries. What was her name? Kit…Kim…KIN, that was it!

"Oh come on, her too?" thought Tenten.

"Oh it's you, Naruto-sama has been expecting you." said Kin.

"Naruto-'sama'?" asked Tenten.

"He saved my life, and I am forever indebted to him for it."

A serious look crossed Tenten's face. "He keeps telling me not to worry about it but I can't accept that." explained Kin.

Tenten nodded in understanding.

In the back Naruto was working on the jutsu that Aleu had told him about. He had three pieces of wood carved into the shape of Sasuke's curse mark placed on a grill tray above a roaring fire.

"Again!" ordered Aleu.

Naruto went through a series of hand signs and slammed his hand down on the wooden pieces. It shook for a moment but then chose to lay still again.

"Remember, changing its shape is going to take a lot of force hence the wood. The seal is more than likely to try and fight back which is why the fire is needed. Now keep in mind this is only the first step…"

"Naruto-sama, Tenten is here." announced Kin.

"Thank you Kin. Ready to go Tenten?" asked Naruto.

"Actually Naruto I was wondering if I could get a rain check?"

"Huh? But this was your idea." said Naruto.

"I just need some time to mull over a few things. I'm not saying I want to cancel it, I just want to postpone it. Is that okay?"

Naruto took a moment to take it all in but then started to smile.

"Sure thing Tenten, I understand. Just let me know when." said Naruto.

"Thanks for understanding Naruto." said Tenten.

Tenten gave him a small peck on the cheek and made her exit.

Naruto gave a small blush as he touched the cheek Tenten kissed.

Sasuke Uchiha was in deep thought over the information the Third Hokage had just informed him and Sakura. Naruto was a werewolf, Kakashi rambled for a few minutes about how he couldn't believe he hadn't seen it before, not exactly sure what that was all about.

But how could somebody be so fierce and yet be such a dobe at the same time. From what he could deduce they couldn't be killed unless there was another werewolf fighting'em or you had some type of silver with you.

Naruto, simply didn't seem like the type to be a werewolf. He was always goofy, loud, and annoying…very annoying; these traits didn't seem to fit for a werewolf to him.

But wait…if Naruto was a werewolf then…

"He could make others werewolves! If I could get him to turn me into a werewolf then maybe when Iface Itachi…wait…no… what's more likely to happen is…"

A thought cloud appeared above Sasuke's head. A chibi Sasuke walked up to a chibi Naruto. "Hey dobe!" shouted the chibi Sasuke. "What?!" replied the chibi Naruto. "Make me a werewolf!" "Hell no!!!" "What?! Why?!" "Because you're a dick!!!" Chibi Naruto then merrily skipped away.

Okay maybe the skipping part was a bit of an exaggeration, but something along those lines was more likely to happen than him turning him into a werewolf.

"Um… Sasuke?" called a timid voice.

Sasuke turned around to see Sakura with a bit of a nervous expression on her face.

"Sakura, what do you want?"

"Um I know you're thinking about Naruto and everything but I just wanted to remind you that he's still the goofy knucklehead on the inside."

"That's half the problem…" grumbled Sasuke.

"What was that?" asked Sakura.

"Listen, was that all you had to say to me?" asked Sasuke.

A shy yet excited blush began to show on Sakura's face. "W-Well I also wanted you to know that I intend to grow my hair long again just for y…"

"You idiot!" interrupted Sasuke.

Sakura was a bit taken back by his interruption. She thought he'd be happy to hear that she was going to have long hair again.

"Naruto is the one who likes girls with long hair!"

Sakura's jaw dropped. That might explain why he had started crushing on her back at the academy…well one reason anyways.

"My preference for women is that they have to be strong….very strong, keep in my mind I may need for them to be that in case I ever fail to kill my brother."

As Sasuke left Sakura clenched her fist in front of her face. "If that's what it takes to be with you, then that's what I'll do!"

Iruka let out a breath he had been holding in as his class left for the day. Hanabi had been admitted into the class which had caused her a few problems involving her, Konohamaru, and Moegi. The class had become simply exhausting.

As the last student closed the door behind Hanabi Iruka fell into his chair staring up at the ceiling.

"What am I going to do with those three?"

The door suddenly slid open to reveal Anko Mitarashi with her trademark grin on her face.

"Alright Iruka, it's time for our date!!"

Iruka sighed inwardly, he knew it was only a matter of time before she tracked him down.

"Okay Anko, just let me put my teaching tools away."

"Fine, but make sure you have your wallet too! This is gonna be your treat!" Iruka rolled his eyes.

Romulus paced back and forth while Jade started working on something in a cauldron.

"We were supposed to be on our way back to the boss with him right now. What's he going to say when he finds out we don't have him?"

"We'll think of something hon, besides we're not done with him just yet." said Jade.

Romulus continued pacing while Jade added more ingredients in to her cauldron. Night approached awfully quick when Romulus suddenly heard a twig snap near by. He instinctively stood in front of Jade in a protective position.

"Dude, no need to get all your fur bristled." called a voice.

Romulus instantly recognized the voice and started to pinch the bridge of his nose in annoyance. "What're you two doing here?"

Out from the shadows stepped two vampires. They were incredibly pale with bald heads and black cloaks draped around their shoulders. Their ears were pointed and their noses were long and crooked, they had sunglasses covering their eyes because they apparently found it humorously ironic. One gave a smirk which revealed two long fangs in a mouth full of otherwise flat teeth.

Even though they were both undead they were still twins and continued to act as such.

"Calm down mutt, your master paid our master to give you a message." said the first one.

"Yeah dude, no need to get all defensive…yet." said the second.

"Dude, focus! We don't deliver this message and the master will totally have our fangs for it!"

"I guess you're right, Kayin. We are getting paid for this." said the first.

"Why do we need to get paid again?"

"Because Kenzal, he still needs to feed that thing in the dungeon…"

"FOCUS!!!" shouted Romulus . "God I hate vampires, you can't talk to them for five minutes without them getting off track!!!"

"Right, the message…" said Kenzal.

"Your master has decided to give you a little more time. Apparently he didn't think the mongrel you were after would be able to become a shinobi." said Kayin.

Romulus let out a breath he hadn't known he was holding.

"Well Kenzal, now that business is out of the way what do you say we grab a bite to eat?" asked Kayin.

"Good idea Kayin!!!"

Kenzal suddenly spread his cape and flew towards Jade at an alarming speed…however, his face ended up in the trunk of a tree. Romulus was in his hybrid form with his hand on the back of Kenzal's head making sure he stayed where he was.

"Dow vhat did gou hafe to po dat for?" Kenzal muffled in the tree.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK I DID IT FOR?!" shouted Romulus .

"Dude, I meant go bite a villager or something! You know how this lap dog gets when somebody even talks about hurting his bitch!" said Kayin.

"Doh veah!"

Romulus let out a small growl at them. Kayin lowered his sunglasses so that he could make his eyes flash red at Romulus while he flashed his own eyes a moon yellow in retaliation. Neither moved a muscle, the only sound that could be heard was Jade putting more ingredients into her cauldron as if nothing at all was going on.

Finally Kayin hung his head in defeat.

"Fine, you win dude! Can you please let my bro's face out of the tree trunk now?" asked Kayin.

"I don't know, can I?!"

"Okay, I get it what you want now bro…if you let my twin go we promise not to harm your mate in anyway or form. Happy?"

"Cross your fangs?" asked Romulus .

"Whoa, playing hard ball huh? Fine, cross my fangs." said Kenzal.

Kenzal opened his mouth revealing his two large fangs, the fangs actually crossed themselves and glowed a blood red.

Romulus said nothing but let Kenzal go, the vampire fell to the ground landing on his face.

He got up and brushed all the dirt off of his clothes.

"Dude, I think I got a termite stuck in my teeth."

"Come on bro, let's hit the village. One good neck sucking will get that thing out."

Romulus sneered as they walked off towards the Hidden Leaf Village.

"Do you think I should've killed them?" asked Romulus .

"Nah, you know how those two can be. They always got to be a pain in the ass to someone. Besides I don't think theirmaster would have taken too kindly to the idea of them biting someone from our organization." said Jade.

"Yeah, you got a point there. Theirmaster is nothing but a cupcake compared to our master, the last thing theirmaster would want would be to anger our master. Unlike those two he aintstupid. It's a good thing we got more time now…hey, what're you making anyways?" asked Romulus .

"Dinner."

Romulus sat down in front of the cauldron with a smile on his furry face.

"What're we having?"

Jade took the wooden spoon she had been stirring with and put a spoonful into her boyfriend's mouth.

"New recipe, newt eye soup." said Jade.

Romulus swashed the soup around in his mouth for a moment, judging it. Just because his mouth was more wolf like in his current state did not mean he lost the ability to keep a liquid inside his mouth.

"I hope you like it. I even added some tree moss I found nearby for substance."

Romulus spit out the soup in a spray which unfortunately covered his girlfriend. Romulus started to wipe the soup off of his tongue in disgust.

"Hon you KNOW how I feel about eating things that grow I…" Romulus stopped in mid sentence due to the annoyed yet serious look his soup covered girlfriend was giving him.

She had another spoonful of soup in front of him waiting for him to take another taste.

"Eat it!" she ordered.

"Yes Honey." he obeyed.

Anko and Iruka were both sharing their fifth bottle of sake at a local bar, they were surprisingly stable though.

"You know Anko…" started Iruka.

She turned to him giving him her full attention.

"I know about your story, how you were betrayed by your sensei, how the village looks down at you from time to time, and most importantly how…you're alone."

Anko listened intently to Iruka, he was going somewhere with this.

"I know what it's like to be alone, to feel that pain, it stinks…and I don't think it's fair to you."

Her eyes shimmered at him. It felt as if she was really seeing him for the first time.

"RIGHT ANSWER!!!" shouted Anko.

The next thing Iruka knew he was being dragged out of the bar by the back of his Chuunin vest.

"Um where're we going?" asked Iruka.

"My place!!! You just earned special privileges!!!" said Anko.

Tenten stared up at the crescent moon as she on her roof. Naruto was gaining a little too popular for her taste, she knew she had to get out or else she might end up getting hurt.

"Besides, Naruto is just a guy. There's plenty of other good looking fish in the sea." said Tenten.

Two loud thuds could be heard behind her. She turned and saw the vampires Kayin and Kenzal licking their lips.

"First bite of the night…finally!! Who knew so many people would like to spend theirevenings indoor?" said Kayin.

"Dude, moving on…"

"Oh right. Young living mortal type person, sup, we are vampires and…"

"Liar!!!" shouted Tenten.

Both vampires narrowly avoided falling off the roof in surprise.

"Say what?!" asked Kenzal.

"First off if you two were really vampires there's no way you'd be stupid enough to announce yourselves to who you're going to bite."

"Uh…"

"Second off, if you were vampires you'd be A LOT hotter! You two just look like Goths trying to pull off the Neo look and failed!"

"Hey!!!"

"Third off, you're bald!"

"What's that got to do with anything?! Okay, I'm hungry, I'm cranky, and I'm running out of night time!! I'm just going to bite you now okay?!" ranted Kenzal.

"And that's another thing, vampires don't bite to feed they bite because they have too much blood! And girl vampires also have cat ears."

The twin vampires hung their mouths open in bewilderment, how could one human get so much so wrong.

"EXCUSE ME?!" shouted Kayin.

"WHAT THE HELL WOULD MAKE YOU EVEN CONSIDER SUCH STUPID FACTS?!" shouted Kenzal.

Tenten held up a vampire manga with a picture of a catgirl on the cover.

"Fucking manga!!!I hate those guys!!!" said Kenzal.

"I know dude, they keep ruining our bad name!!" said Kayin.

"Honestly!!! Sometimes I wonder if those assholes even know what a vampire IS!!! Man, now I'm in a funk!" said Kenzal.

"I swear if I ever find a writer to one of those things, I will end him!! No joke!!" said Kayin.

"Whatever, maybe you two should just run along back to whatever costume party you crawled out of." said Tenten.

She waved her hand at them in a dignified manner.

"Okay, that does it; this chick is lunch!!" said Kenzal.

As Kenzal and Kayin started to walk towards her, Tenten noticed that there weren't any footstep noises. It looked more like they were merely gliding towards her somehow.

Kayin and Kenzal opened their mouths so wide it looked as if an entire human head could fit inside. Their two fangs elongated to the point of five inches, by the terrified look on her face they could guess that they had finally convinced her of what a true vampire was.

Tenten out of reflex threw a kunai at Kayin's head which flew back from the force of the blow.

"Ow."

"Dude, that looked like it hurt." said Kenzal.

"Just a setback." said Kayin.

Kayin reached up and pulled the kunai out, but the instant he did three shurikens took itsplace.

"Okay, SERIOUSLY dudette, you're really starting to get on my NERVES here!!!" said Kayin.

"You alright, dude?" asked Kenzal.

"I think the middle one might be poking my brain." said Kayin.

THOOM!!!

"Uh dude, did something really big and scary land right behind us?" asked Kenzal.

Kayin and Kenzal turned around to see Naruto in his hybrid form snarling down at them.

Tenten took a good look at the werewolf that had just appeared and fainted.

"Oh come on!! She can handle real life vampires but not a werewolf?! That's just plain not fair!" said Kenzal.

Naruto let out a small growl.

"Uh….hey there big guy…" said Kayin.

Naruto grabbed Kayin's head and slammed it into the roof.

"Oh come on, twice in one night?!"

"Now you blood suckers better listen to me good, Konoha is MY turf, and if you two know what's good for you thenyou'll leave and never come back or else!!"

"Or else what?!" challenged Kenzal.

Naruto grabbed Kenzal by the head and slammed his face into the roof just like his brother.

"Or else I'll keep you two around till sun up when you'll turn into a pile of ash!!" said Naruto.

Naruto could feel the vampires struggling under his grasp. They almost got free but Naruto stayed strong and kept his hold on them.

"Fine, we'll stay out of your stinking village!! But don't think we'll forget this!!" said Kayin.

"Do you promise?" asked Naruto.

"Make sure they do a crossed fangs promise, they physically cannot break those." said Aleu.

"Thanks for telling me about all this vampire stuff. Good thing I showed up when I did." said Naruto.

"Fine, we promise!!" said Kenzal.

"Crossed fangs?" asked Naruto.

"Aw damnit dude, he knows about crossed fangs promises!" said Kayin.

"Oh look, I think I can see the stars starting to fade." said Naruto.

"Fine, crossed fangs!!" said Kenzal.

Naruto released his grip on them, no sooner did he let them go did they shoot off into the night sky.

"Dude, I couldn't breathe when he did that!" said Kayin.

"Dude, we don't breathe…we're not alive, remember?" asked Kenzal.

Naruto turned his attention to the unconscious Tenten.

"You know this people fainting when they're around me thing is reeeeaaaallly starting to get annoying." said Naruto.

The next morning Tenten woke with a slight daze, last night seemed a little fuzzy and she was seriously starting to consider the fact that it might have all been a dream.

"Tenten!!!" called her father. "Do you have any idea what happened to our roof last night?"

Omake

Sasuke gave a deep sigh. "Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever find the right girl."

Sakura gave an excited squeal.

"What about me, Sasuke? Could I be the right girl?"

"You? You're not a girl…you're a…you're a…you're a Sakura!" said Sasuke.

In Sakura's mindscape her Inner self had just caught a very large boulder with both of her hands above her head with the words "NOT A GIRL!!!" written on it.

The boulder got bigger as did the letters on it. Inner Sakura's knees were starting to wobble from the intense weight. Sasuke's words "Not A Girl" echoed throughout the atmosphere making the boulder gain mass for every echo.

With a final echo of Sasuke's opinion of her the boulder grew too large and crushed Inner Sakura.

That's it, now as for my statement on vampires in an early chapter…I apologize, you see I was a little miffed about how many vamp stories that are out there that I got a little frustrated. I mean it felt like I couldn't go one page without finding one…and most of them weren't even that good. And call me crazy but I've always felt that vampires made better villains than heroes hence why I'm putting some in. And no, there will be absolutely NO good vampires. None the less I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Oh and before I forget, somebody has finally drawn a pic to this story, the link is in my profile if you wish to view it.