AN: Alice in wonderland. All I wanted to say. Enjoy!
Chapter 18: Blue in wonderland (Part 2)
Blue sighed as he floated aimlessly across the empty seas. He then groaned.
"Dammit, this is one of the times I actually wished that Wind was here right now!" Blue exclaimed. He then slumped. He then heard singing, and turned to see the said person standing on a lone island in a waist coat with a pirate captain's hat.
"Oh! Sailing the sea, sailing the sea! Sailing the sea is my destiny~" Wind sang. Blue's eyes widened. He then stood up.
"Hey! Wind! Over here!" Blue shouted. Wind glanced over to him, and smiled. He then twirled around, and continued to sing as fish and crabs danced around his little mini island. Blue growled, and struggled to get out of the glass bottle. He then cried out when he went overboard, and landed in the sea. Blue spat out some water, and was washed ashore. He then tried to stand up, but the crabs and fish kept stamping on his head. Blue growled. Wind glanced at him, and chuckled.
"Now, you'll never get dry that way, you have to dance with the others!" Wind exclaimed. He then continued to sing. Blue growled again.
"There is no way in hell that I am dancing in front of YOU." Blue glowered. He then shoved the person behind him, and jumped up to Wind, surprising him. He then shoved Wind off the rock he stood on, and sat by the fire. He then looked to the side, and saw Ravio riding the waves while inside of an umbrella. He then stopped, and rubbed his head as it span. Blue gasped. "Ravio! There you are, you bastard!" Blue shouted as he jumped off the rock. Ravio gasped as he looked at his watch.
"Oh no! I'm late, I'm late!" Ravio cried as he ran into the forest. Blue ran after him, but stopped once he lost sight of him. He then stomped his foot onto the ground.
"Dammit! Lost him." Blue sighed, and looked around. Hidden in the bushes were two short figures, both dressed in red slacks and a red cap. Blue crouched down, and looked into a hollow log. The two figures snuck up behind the blue hero, and watched as he crawled through the hollow log. They then ran to the other side, and watched as Blue crawled through their legs. Blue then stood up, and shook his head. "Nope, not there." Blue then turned around, and jumped when he saw the two figures. He then sighed, and hit them both on the head. "Mini! Train! What do you two idiots think you're doing!?" Blue screamed. Mini and Train hissed in pain.
"Ow, you didn't need to his us." Train complained. "If you think that we're wax figures, then you'll have to pay us you know." Train then nudged Mini.
"Don't try to wax us if you're allowed to speak to us." Mini told. He then nudged Train. Train then nudged Mini. It went on like this as if it were a game until they climbed the log, and raised their fingers.
"It's logic." Both Mini and Train told simultaneously. Blue raised his eyebrow at them, and shook his head.
"The hell are you both on about? Whatever, I'm outta here." Blue stated as he turned around. Mini and Train glanced at each other, and blocked Blue's path. Blue growled, "Move." Train and Mini shook their heads.
"You're going the wrong way, you know." Mini told. Train nodded.
"Aye." Train and Mini then started to shake Blue's hands as they spun him around. Blue tripped over his own feet, and landed onto the ground. Blue's head spun, and he growled.
"That's manners." Train and Mini told simultaneously. Blue looked up at them, and got up. He then shoved them out of the way, and walked further into the forest. Mini and Train followed behind, and blocked his path.
"Wait, the fun isn't over yet!" Train told.
"Let's play hide n seek!" Mini exclaimed. Blue glowered at them, and walked right past them. Train hopped alongside him.
"Or perhaps we battle?" Train suggested. Blue stopped in his tracks, and grinned. He then turned to the two other heroes.
"Battle? Sounds fun." Blue cackled as he cracked his knuckles. Mini and Train gulped.
Mini and Train lay on the ground, half beaten to death, although they were already dead. Blue smirked, and walked away.
In the distance, Blue could see a quaint cottage. Blue raised his eyebrow, and made his way towards the cottage. When he got to the entrance, he heard Ravio's voice.
"Maryann, Maryann!" Ravio called. He then poked his head out the window, and looked around. He then tsked, and walked outside in an outfit that resembled a noble's with the frills. Blue's eyes widened. Ravio then walked passed him. Blue snatched the back of Ravio's collar, and dragged him back towards him.
"Where do you think you're going?" Blue questioned. Ravio looked at him, and gasped.
"Maryann! There you are, where have you been!?" Ravio questioned. Blue frowned, and raised his eyebrow.
"Maryann? I'm not whoever she is, you fool! It's me, Blue!" Blue shouted. Ravio frowned.
"Don't just stand there, go get my gloves! I'm late!" Ravio cried as he shoved his pocket watch in Blue's face. Blue growled, and smacked the small clock away.
"Who am I, your maid!?" Ravio nodded.
"Yes! Now, get going!" Ravio shouted. Blue growled, and stomped into the house.
"Why the hell do I have to go and look for his stupid gloves!?" Blue mumbled. He then saw a jar of cookies, and took one. "I'm hungry." Blue consumed the sweet cookie, and gasped when he started to change in size. Ravio looked at his house, and gasped when he saw Blue's legs and arms out the windows. He then screamed, and ran away.
"Help! Somebody, help! There's a monster in my house!" Ravio shouted. Blue struggled to get the house off him, and sighed. He then heard chatter. "Over here, Wind. My roof, my windows, my furniture, everything is ruined!" Ravio cried. Wind looked at him.
"Oh, please, there can't possibly be-" Wind froze when he saw Blue, and gaped. "I don't believe it. You've gotten yourself in quite a pickle, but nothing that I can't handle. I'll get you out in a jiffy." Wind told. Blue sighed in relief.
"Hurry up then!" Blue shouted. Wind hummed in thought.
"Hmm, now how am I going to get you out of there?" Wind then looked to the chimney, and snapped his fingers. "I got it! The chimney!" Ravio nodded.
"Yes! The chimney! We can pull him out from there!" Ravio exclaimed. Wind shook his head.
"No, I'm not going in there. Hmm, let's get somebody else to do it." Wind looked around, and saw a man carrying a ladder while walking by in a brown coat, and a black cap. The man looked a lot like Sky. Wind waved his hand. "You! You there!" Sky turned to Wind, and raised his eyebrow.
"Yes? What can I do for you?" Sky questioned. Ravio ran over to him, and dragged him over to Wind. Wind took him by the arm.
"Have you ever been in a chimney?" Wind questioned. Sky smiled, and nodded.
"Of course, I have! If I had to name every time, I'd-"
"Yeah yeah, now come on and pull the monster out from the chimney." Wind told. Sky's eyes widened.
"M-monster!? No way, I'm outta here!" Sky cried as he ran away. Wind and Ravio dragged him back, and Wind forced him up the ladder.
"Now now, you're missing a great opportunity! You could become famous!" Wind exclaimed. Sky's eyes widened.
"Famous?" Sky questioned. Wind nodded.
"Of course!" Wind then pushed Sky down the chimney. Ashes spread out across Blue's face as he inhaled the ash. Blue then sneezed, causing Sky to go flying. Wind and Ravio watched in amazement as Sky flew off until only a sparkle was seen. Wind then turned to Ravio, and shrugged. "Whelp, there he goes." Ravio nodded. Wind then lit a match. "Maybe we should go for a more, energetic approach." Ravio nodded in agreement. "We'll burn the house down!" Ravio's eyes widened as well as Blue's.
"WHAT!?" Blue and Ravio shouted simultaneously. Ravio then shook his head.
"No no no no no, you can't burn my house down! I live here!" Ravio exclaimed. Blue nodded in agreement.
"Yeah! And I'll get burned alive!" Blue shouted, forgetting the fact that he was already dead. Wind ignored him, and started placing Ravio's housing items against the house while Ravio struggled to stop him.
"We'll smoke him out. We'll send him out." Wind sang. He then walked over to a small little bird house. Ravio gasped.
"No! Not my little bird house!"Ravio cried. Wind ignored him, and shook the little white birds out of the bird house, and ripped it from its lodging. He then dodged Ravio, who had made a grab for his bird house, and bounded over to the pile of broken furniture. He then snapped the bird house in half, and threw it into the pile. He then glanced at Ravio.
"Go and fetch that gate! We'll need more stuff to burn." Wind told. Ravio's eyes widened, and he nodded. He then grabbed his front gate as Wind ripped some of the straw from Ravio's roof, and threw it onto the fire. Ravio whined as he threw the gate onto the pile. Wind then held out his hand expectantly.
"Match." Ravio raised his eyebrow, and produced a match from his pocket.
"Match?" Ravio questioned as he handed the match to Wind. Wind lit the match, and threw it onto the pile.
"We'll smoke the monster out." Wind sang.
"We'll smoke the monster out!" Ravio sang. He then gapsed. "No! My poor house and furniture." Ravio whined. Blue's eyes widened and he attempted to blow out the small flame. He then started to sweat.
"Dang it, there's got to be something around here to make me small again." Blue looked around, and smiled when he saw a patch of carrots. He then reached out for the carrots, but frowned when Ravio blocked his advancement. Blue growled. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" Blue questioned as he grabbed Ravio by the scuffle of his outfit. Ravio struggled in his grip, and glared at the larger hero.
"I won't let you eat me!" Ravio cried as he clutched a carrot close to him. Blue leaned in, and took a bite of the carrot. Ravio looked at his hand, which was covered by his sleeve, and screamed in horror. Blue then dropped Ravio when his body shrunk to a smaller size than before. Ravio cried out, and screamed out monster as he ran out of the house. He then tripped over his own feet, and fell down the stairs. Ravio then took out his pocket watch, and gasped. "Oh no, I'm late, I'm late! I must get going!" Ravio cried as he ran out of the house, and made his way through the forest. Wind had been blowing on the fire when he saw Ravio run out of the house, and waved to him.
"Hoi! Are you leaving already?" Wind questioned. Ravio nodded, and shook his hand. He then ran off. Blue crawled out of the small gap in the door, and looked at the fleeting Ravio.
"Oi! Get back here!" Blue shouted as he jumped off the little ledge. Wind leaned down to him.
"You wouldn't by any chance have a match, would you?" Wind questioned. Blue glared at him, and ran off. Wind huffed.
"No cooperation, no cooperation at all!" Wind then turned to the pile of broken furniture. "Guess I'll have to do things the old fashioned way." Wind then grabbed two pieces of wood, and started rubbing them both together.