I do NOT own Naruto! Gomen for the late update mina-san! I had promised to update on Sunday as usual but then this stupi glitch thing came up on my laptop and it refused to let me log on to my account :( lol ^^

The akatsuki were staring up at the suddenly very tall Leader who had a very evil smile on his face.

"That should teach you."

"B-but Pein-kun, I'm s-"

"No, don't talk to me. I'm ignoring you." As he held his giant hand to her small face Itachi noticed that his voice was rather high pitched. He really hates being mean to her

"Forget Konan! What the fuck did you to us you bastard?!" As a look of pure terrifying evil found its way onto leader's face, the akatsuki only just realised just how scary and powerful their leader was.

"I wouldn't talk to me like that, if I were you."

"Trust me, if you were any of us, you'd see why we're not scared. shannaro! Ya better look out cuz I'm back baby!"

"N-ne, Sakura-chan?"

"What now Tobi?"

"Does Tobi look as short and as cute as you do right now?" Sakura looked round to everyone else to find that everyone was staring at her. She looked down at her large looking feet and then at her small hands, she took another glance at the others who seemed to have shrunk a lot more than old person would, and then let out an ear-piercing scream.

"WHY THE HELL AM I A CHIBI?! I know I'm short for my age but seriously, I'm NOT THIS SMALL! What am I gunna do if Sasuke-kun comes back and sees me like this?! He's never gunna think of me seriously again!" She fell to the ground with tears pouring from her big bright chibi eyes. Deidara was at her side in seconds, as well as Sasori and Itachi. Kisame tagged along just to piss them off. While Itachi and Sasori kept Kisame away from their precious crying little Sakura chibi, Deidara tried to gently place a hand on her shoulder to comfort her. She kindly her took his hand and gave sweet girly smile to reassure him she wasn't going to hurt him. As soon as he smiled back he was thrown into the air screaming like a frightened little girl while flapping his arms around attempting to fly. Sakura stood up and smiled proudly. Kisame laughed as Deidara fell into a baby basket, Sasori wisely backed away from Sakura and Itachi continued to glare at Kisame, still not convinced that the shark man did NOT love her.

"Itachi and Kisame, if you two don't walk away from me right now, I'll team up with Konan and together we'll beat you up so bad that you won't want to anywhere near a mirror for the rest of your life." They sweat dropped and ran away. Yeah, you better run!

"Hey Sakura, don't you think this is kinda cool? Us being chiibis and everything?"

"Erm, I guess so."

"Hey, let's make mini cookies!"

"... eerrr, didn't you already do that with leader-sama?"

"EEEEHHH?! NOT LIKE THAT BAKA!"

"oohh, haha sorry."

The moment Kakuzu had a nose bleed Hidan and Zetsu began to run away with their hands no their ears, screaming that their minds were now officially corrupted for good.

"Deidara-senpai, why don't Hidan and Zetsu-san like cookies?"

"N-never mind. Forget it, yeah."

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"WHO WANTS COOKIES?!" Tobi was the first one there.

"I do, I do! Sakura-chan made Tobi cookies! Thanks Sakura-chan!" Once each member had a cookie each, Sakura went to go and eat her's, which just happened to be the biggest cookie of the bunch because she had told herself that she was just that awesome. As she took a small bite out of it Deidara took his chance had took a bite of it from the other side. Sakura immediately snatched the cookie away from him and cupped it in her hands and began to walk away, all the while stroking the thing and calling it 'her precious'. The moment she felt something hit her on the back of the head she whirled around to see Deidara smirking, and trying not to laugh.

"Oh no you didn't!"

"Oh yes I did, yeah."

"I said oh no you didn't!"

"And I say, oh yes I did, yeah!"

While Deidara and Sakura had a very girly 'oh-no-you-didn't-(yeah) fight, Konan was explaining to Tobi that he will never get a girlfriend because he was a good boy.

"But perdy girls like good boys, and Tobi is a very good boy. So why won't Tobi get a girlfriend Konan-chan?"

"Because Tobi, girls like BAD boys, Tobi. Not good boys, bad boys, Tobi, BADASS HOT BOYS."

"B-but Tobi doesn't want to be a bad boy!"

"That's why I'm telling you, you'll never get a girlfriend!" Hidan and Zetsu watched the fight (if that's what you could call it) with mild amusant. Hidan was actually thinking for once, even if it was in his own little world.

"Oi Zetsu, any ideas why the fucking bastard turned us into chibis?"

"It was something to do with, Konan questioned his man-hood!"

"How's she do that?"

"She said that with all those piercings on his face, he looked a lot like a-"

"ahem!"

"Leader-sama it's very impolite to interrupt someone who's trying to speak. Anyway, she said he looked like a what, zetsu?"

"She said he looked like a-"

"I'll give you twenty bucks if you don't tell a soul, and that's an order too."

"How about a few dead bodies instead?"

"Deal. Kakuzu! Hidan! You have a new mission!"

Hidan jumped up with joy and grabbed hold of his skyth. Kakuzu walked over to Pein and gave him a look that clearly said you-are-even-worse-than-Hidan-when-it-comes-to-using-your-brain.

"Leader-sama, how may I ask, are we supposed to kill people in chibi forms?"

"You'll find a way."

"How can we kill twenty people when Hidan doesn't even have the strength to pick up his skyth?!" He pointed at a very angry looking Hidan who was attempting to pick up the giant weapon. However no matter how any times he cursed and prayed, Janshin would not give him any kind of assistance. This resulted in poor Hidan swearing even more than usual while kicking the thing as hard as he could before hopping around in a circle clutching his foot and screaming,

"THIS FUCKING KILLLS!" Pein and Kakuzu sweat dropped at Hidan's amusing behaviour.

"I see your point." He handed Kakuzu a pound coin as a reward for making him see sense. Kakuzu took it gratefully and said thanks you before running around the room with the coin held above his head, showing off his newest addition to what he called, 'his very rapidly growing money world'. And thanks to his chibi form Sakura and Konan both conluded that he actually looked a little bit cuter than usual (which was not at all)

And so, as Konan and Sakura took photos of their partners in crime running around with money, hopping across the room, crying in the emo corner (Tobi), staring at them through binocliors (you can guess who) and eating some rather gory things/people, something snapped in Sakura's mind.

Maybe being stuck here won't be so bad after all. As long as they don't end up raping you at least... GET ME OUT OF HERE!!

Well that's another chapter done ^^ I'm really sorry if it's not very funny, I was feelin kinda a leetle bit down so if it's not funny enough to really make you guys laugh I'll rewrite it (if you want meh too) lol

This awsomated idea was from DarkLillyOfTheNight96! I really loved this idea! XD I really wish I had the skill to draw some Akatsuki chibi mayhem now XD

Next chapter will be updated on Sunday n it's gunna be this really kl idea that I kinda kept on forgetting about lol So erm, perdy pwease Tell meh if it made you laugh or not and if anyone has any funny ideas and would like me to type up n post them, than please feel free to tell me about them in a review or a pm. ^^ Ja ne mina-san! (please don't send in too many yuri/yaoi ideas cuz I'm not really into that kinda thing and I wouldn't be able to write anything very funny about them XD well I could but it'd just be me taking the piss out of it)

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