Hi again it's me of course, guess what I realized? Exams are coming up soon, so I'm not sure if this is good or bad news, it all depends on how percieve it, but because of exams I'll have to update faster so I can finish the story before September because I doubt any of you really want to wait all summer for a chapter update, so yah the story should be done somewhere around the end of May and the begining of June, squee...I think yup just thought you should know, and also thank you to all the people who have supported this story the whole way through, you're all great people. Heh heh can you tell I just finished the manga Tokyo Mew Mew series lol I'm gonna be perky all weekend, oh well, book six and five are my all time faves, I'll tell you the obvious reasons at the end of the chapter which I guess means it's time to start.

Tangerine: Squee! Yay! I get to do the disclaimer! I don't own Tokyo Mew Mew! Neither does Me, Myself or I...or any of the other peoples who keeps saying this over and over again...hmm, you'd think after a while we'd all finally figure it out...hmm...

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Then the lack of sleep and amount of sugar, I'd consumed caused me to notice the un-noticable, "Oh My Gawd! Fruitcake!"

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Now time:

"Oh My Gawd! Fruitcake!" I screamed pointing at him.

"What! What is it!" he panicked slightly looking behind him where I was pointing.

"It's your belly-button!" I made a big deal of it, pointing more clearly now at the belly-button area.

"What about my belly-button!" he exclaimed looking down at it, expecting to probably find something growing out of it.

"It's HUGE!" I yelled as this made it the end of the world (que FWUMP!...I said que FWUMP!...Dammit FWUMP! already you stupid sound effects tech dude! Brings out giant baseball bat)

FWUMP! "What does that have to do with anything!" he spazzed at me, making me drop my chocolate milkshake on the floor.

I sat there staring sadly at what had been a great chocolate shake, sighed then replied, "Two things, one it has to do with everything when your belly-button is practically as big as my head, and two..." I hesitated looking up, "You missed a spot," I added coldly pointing to the chocolate mess on the floor.

"GAHHHHHH! How does anyone put up with you!" he screamed swinging the mop around wildly in the air.

"Hey she's right, it is huge," Eggy said coming out of no where, staring right at it his nose practically on it.

"Really? Let's see," Taru-Taru-bozu also came up to look at the giant belly-button as if it was the eighth wonder of the world.

"SHUT UP!" he exclaimed flinging them all away. "It's not my belly-button anyway! It's my...abs, yah that's it, my abs," he came up with the worst excuse I'd ever heard.

"Uh-huh, nice try, you're too anorexic and unactive to have abs dumb ass," I explained smugly, arms crossing my chest.

"Shut up! They are abs!" he yelled, making me stick a finger in my ear to block to sound.

"Yup, sure, and I'm the easter beagle Charlie Brown," I replied sarcastically still smug, leaving them confused,then for just a bit more evil added, "if you're so sure that they're abs, then prove it and show us."

The other two aliens liked where this was going, seeing the usually so calm and collected Pai, get flustered, and angry and repeated me saying, "Yah, show us."

He was grumbling under his breath, all I could get out of what he was saying was something about three, disgrace, and how he hated peer pressure, and it was very difficult, because he was speaking in french, and spanish, and some other language similar to finnish (Finland for those of you can't figure it out). Then after he finished grumbling, to himself and taking several calming breaths, lifted the purple thing to reveal what seriously looked like abs, unluckily for him though I knew better than to judge on first impressions.

Eggy and Taru-Taru-bozu disappointedly sulked, and apologized for thinking him a liar, then they all turned to me expectingly, most likely thinking I should also apologize. I sighed looking like I was dissappointed to then smirked and said, "Nice scar, get it during pregnancy?" I asked because once you figured out it wasn't abdominal muscles, you saw it kind of looked like the cut doctors give you when the baby refuses to pop out.

"W-what! H-how! How did you come up with such a ludicrous idea!" he spazzed again, pulling down his shirt, I think that was the seventh time just this morning.

"So you were pregnant, very fascinating, tell me about your mother," I said in a Sigmon Froid accent(I don't know his name that well but he's the psychiatrist dude in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure). Taru-Taru-bozu laughed his head off at this, Eggy having a mother complex of his own was bright glowing red like the year old pen stain on my white eraser.

"I was not pregnant! What do I look like! Do you think I look like a girl! Don't answer that! And what are you bring my mother into this for!" he screamed now breaking the mop, he was supposed to be cleaning with.

"Well then care to explain the scar," I went back to my normal voice, raising an expecting eyebrow to him.

"I already told you, it's abs, not a scar," he pointed out what I already knew.

"And that's what we call a lie, I've seen thousands of scars before, most of them caused by me, I can tell the difference, now care to tell us the truth Scar-boy?" I enquired smirking.

Seeing he couldn't get out of this one, he confessed, "Uh, well, you see, the thing is, it's true I had a surgery, I was not pregnant though, but you see, I had to have my appendix removed," he finished lamely.

"Um, I'm not sure if this is just a human thing, but isn't your appendix over there?" I asked poking to his side, where I thought it should be.

"Yes, why do you ask?" he looked confused not getting my point.

"How do you remove something in your side, from the middle?" I asked, making it clear, but enjoying my riddles at the same time.

"Oh. My. Gawd! You're right, what did they do to me! What did those stupid doctors do to me!" he kept going as he crumpled to the floor clutching his stomach not knowing what to do anymore, I think it was one of those, 'What's the point of living if-' situations. I personally didn't know, but saw he was bawling his eyes out, I'd already been sensitive once tonight, and wasn't about to go through that again, so I angrilly came over, and jerked him up by the ear.

"Dude! Just because I make a big deal of things like a huge belly-button doesn't mean you have to cry over it!" I snapped, looking straight into his eyes,"No more friggin self pity! You got that!" He nodded looking kind of scared like Target Practice when I bring in home baking, "Good," I announced slapping him. Eyeing the chocolate mess on the floor still there, but had spread out under the alien's feet, I came up with an idea to make them suffer some more. "Well," I said dropping him, "now that that's settled there's one more, problem at hand," I announced

"What is it now?" Taru-Taru-bozu whined, tired of my constant pickiness at every stupid little thing.

"You're it," I smiled poking him on the nose, then dodged his flailing arms as he made an attempt to get me, which resulted in him slipping face first again, but in doing so he had managed to tag Fruitcake, which meant the game was on. "C'mon ya lazy bums, just try and catch me," I mocked waving to them as I made a run for it, I had just turned another corner when I heard several flumps, groans, and noises indicating they'd fallen into another dog pile, "Hmm, that wasn't as enjoyable as I thought it'd be," I pouted, "guess I'll have to use some new material," I sighed. 'Well, I think I've overstayed my welcome, better get ready for the kick out,' I thought giggling.

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Yah I know it was a horrible chappie, but I couldn't really think of anything, just so ya know there's only like 3 chappies left at most, but like I've said before, I'm thinking of doing a sequel, I'll let you know when the time comes, and for those of you who keep asking, no Pai is not falling for Tangerine, I have a friend who would kill me if he did. Also you people are all very sad flamers, thankyou for the effort Mew of Fire, but now I have no choice but to unleash a fanfiction nightmare upon you all, but I'll save that for later, for now I'm gonna waste your time by telling you why Tokyo Mew Mew 5 and 6 are my faves. Well there's five of course for the laughs, it has the lowest rating (7+) and the highest amount of pervertedness, and not from Kish, but from the Blue Knight. Let's see page one...he's holding her bridal style, and if you look at where his hand is going...next page he gives the famous player's smirk, then we go down and when he kisses her, if everyone failed to notice, he's kinda kissing her breast area, next page if you look closely enough you see him licking her, so now we skip a couple more pages, and now he's biting her ear, yup nothin says 'I love you' like biting a person. Of course I'm sure there's alot more but at this point I am waaaayy to lazy to bother looking, those of you with the book, can find more, me and my friends spent like twently minutes flipping through it just to see why Tokyopop should re-rate it lol. The obvious one is book six and that's just for Kishy swooning, he's so sweet in that one (sob) not to mention little Ryou is so adorable, what I don't get is why his mom went into the inferno if she knew there was no hope and that she's die, and where was the dad anyway, he was supposed to be having tea with them wasn't he? It's all his fault! Yup now I should really get going hope you liked my stupid rants, till next time.

-Tangerine