A Pirate's Life for Me!

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Since I haven't mentioned it yet I do not own DBZ, DBGT, and Pirates of the Caribbean. I only own my original character Ryanna!

I have decided to combine the three pirate movies already out into this fic. As so to help me with my writers block for one and two to make it more interesting and individual for my taste in writing! Ooh I also wanna remind everyone that this is based off the movie and does not really follow with the original storyline. Okay, now enough stalling and on with the fic!

Chapter 18: Why is the rum gone?

Ryanna looked over the dress laying on the bed. Jace watched her chuckling in amusement. "Well what are you waiting for missy? Captain requests your presence for dinner." Ryanna held back a snort and looked at him retaining her lady like posture.

"You can tell the captain I'm in opposition to concur to his request." Jace looks at his companions Burter and Guido confusion lining their faces. Ryanna's face stayed scorned. "It means no." Jace turned back and laughed.

"He figured you'd say that. In any case if you declined he said you'll be dining with the crew… and you'll be naked." horror and disgust crossed her face and she grabbed the dress and beckoned them out.

"Damn you bloody pirates."

Goten walked around the island his black hair blowing against the wind and his mind reeling about what to do. He looked up seeing his father and Trunks sitting on the beach Trunks downing a pint of rum and his father cleaning out the pistol they were given. "Not all that big is it son?" Kakarott spoke up looking at the ring of footprints on the beach that were still fresh. Goten sighed and plopped down next to him and grabbed the rum bottle out of Trunks' hand.

"We gotta do something." Trunks grimaced at the fact his alcohol was taken then laid back looking at the sky.

"So why'd you end up working for Ginyu anyway?"

"I did it because I knew they were after Ryanna. I wanted to go with and keep her safe." He groaned and looked at the rum in his hands. "A lot of good it did. Now she's on that ship all alone with a bunch of thieving, conniving pirates who probably want to…" He shook his head and downed a bit of rum. Trunks laughed slightly and sat up.

"We shall wait until we see a ship and hopefully will let us barter on. That's all I can suggest." Goten sighs pausing a moment before looking back at the stash.

"Well then…Drink up me hearties yo ho." Trunks cocked an eyebrow at this.

"What is that?" Goten smirked slightly to himself.

"It's a song Ryanna taught me when we were kids."

"Ah yes I remember now when you guys thought it would be fascinating to meet a pirate. She wouldn't teach me… How about you? Teach me… What we have all the time in the world." He motions around to the empty surroundings and Kakarott laughed and nodded.

"Yes come on enlighten us Goten. Teach us." Goten smiled and chuckled. "Maybe after I have a bit more rum."

2 hours and ten bottles of rum later…

All three men danced and laughed ll three with headdresses from palm leaves pretending they were native warriors of the island. "we're devils we're black sheep we're really bad eggs, drink up me hearties yo ho!" Kakarott clapped falling back laughing and holding his gut. "Yo ho Yo ho a pirates life for me!" Trunks spun in circles.

"I LOVE THIS SONG!" He toppled a bit falling backwards. Goten chuckled falling back as well landing on top of him. Kakarott held down his laughter and laid back sighing and drifting into a drunk sleep. Goten turned over looking at Trunks. Trunks was gazing up at the stars. "You know Goten, once I get the Pearl back, I'm gonna teach it to the whole crew and we'll sing it all the time. When we're sailing, or treasure hunting or making love to a fine sexy woman…" he slurred a bit a the last part.

"You'll be the most famous pirate in all the Spanish main!"

"Not just the Spanish main my friend… the entire ocean," he tapped his chest. "The entire world will be ours. See that's what the pearl is, it's not just a ship with a mast a helm and a deck oh no that's what a ship needs. But what a ship is.. What the Black Pearl really is…" he stares into Goten's eyes. "It's freedom." Goten hiccupped slightly from the taste of um in his mouth. He didn't know whether it was the rum or the scenery or his words but Trunks had a new image to him now. He was passionate… possessive. "You know Goten…" Trunks spoke now seeing their position. "If you were a lady I'd kiss you." Goten cocked an eyebrow realizing he was practically straddling.

"yeah well, you already look like a girl so…" Goten leaned in kissing Trunks. (AS PROMISED FOR FELLOW YAOI LOVERS!)

Unfortunately the moment was ruined as a wave came in splashing both. Causing them to cough and stir looking at each other. They moth grimaced and coughed and spit stumbling across the sand momentarily before passing out drunk. (too bad it had to end like this)

Following morning…

Trunks sniffed the air and coughed. What was the foul smoky smell? Groaning he sat up and looked around. His eyes widen as he saw Goten throwing the last rum case into the fire causing a small explosion. "THE HELL!? NO! NO! NOT GOOD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Kakarott stirred and sat up yawning and looking around his eyes widening as well.

"You're burning all the food!"

"You're burning all the food the shade… AND THE RUM!?"

"Yes the rum is gone."

"Why is the rum gone?" Goten snapped his head around glaring.

"One because it is a vile drink that made me do something last night that I will never forget and will possibly never forgive myself for and two. That signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for Ryanna do you think there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it!?" Trunks made a poutish face pointing to the fire.

"Why is the rum gone?" Goten groaned and sat on the beach.

"Just you wait Captain Trunks. Give it an hour maybe two and you will see white sails on that horizon." trunks growled and grabbed the pistol from the pouting Kakarott and pointed it at the back of Goten's head.

"I oughtta… oh forget it." He stomped off crossing the opposing side of the island. He began criticizing his foul behavior last night. "If you were a girl I'd kiss you… I'd kiss you… Oh well you can forget it now!" He yelled back at Goten .As he turned back he saw the sails of a ship and his eyes widen seeing the life boat coming ashore. "There will be no living with him after this."

Yay another chapter done. Sorry if you're not a fan of yaoi but it was a personal request by a fan. Hope you liked it though I know I did He, he… REVIEW PLEASE!