Donna, and Hyde were all hanging out in Point Place High School's parking lot, after school. All were looking at their newly received report cards. "Hey, check it out." Donna said with a smirk, and Eric and Hyde leaned closer to where she was. "I got an 'F' on my report card."
Eric frowned. Donna always did good in school. "An F? What'd you fail?" He asked.
She looked, "English." She told him with a grin.
"English?...Isn't that what we speak?"
"Hey, I got a B in Spanish." Hyde spoke up, leaning against Eric's Vista Cruiser. "When did I start taking Spanish?"
Eric saw that Donna took out a cigarette, put it in her mouth, and ready to light it. "When did you start smoking?"
"Smoking is a bonding experience for couples, Forman." He heard Hyde say. He turned to see that he was also smoking a cigarette. "But of course, you wouldn't know that..seeing as how your single and all."
Eric only shook his head, as his two friends continued smoking, and walked off together across the parking lot. Eric leaned against the back of the Vista Cruiser, alone.
Suddenly, he turned to the parking lot entrance to the school, and saw his brunette girlfriend walking, with a rather large suitcase. She walked up to her boyfriend with a wide smile. "What's in the suitcase?" Eric asked.
Jackie frowned a bit, but her smile was still in place. "Stuffed animals for the car, remember?" Look, Eric, I know we agreed on just one but then I got to thinking, and, well, I want them all."
Eric frowned, taken off guard by this sudden change. He faced her. "But-"
"But what, Eric?"
"But..." He looked around but then finally looked down. "Okay." He said in a defeated voice.
But to the contrary, a cute grin formed on Jackie's face. "Yay!" She cheered and swung the large suitcase to Eric, who took it willingly. Jackie skipped to the Cruiser and got in through the passenger door. Eric looked around to see if anyone saw this interaction between them. He had to admit, they were getting a little reckless. He was surprised he wasn't caught when he snuck out to her house the other day. Luckily, he woke up really early in the morning, and he was able to ride home quickly before Red and Kitty woke up.
It was a great sleepover. They kissed and talked all night. Jackie was the first one to fall asleep. He remembers how they were laying in bed, and she was telling a story and slowly drifted to sleep. Her words began to slur, and get more quiet. And he turned to see she had fallen asleep, head on his shoulder, and arm across his chest, holding him. Eric only smiled before he himself drifted into sleep as well.
He woke up and they were in the exact same position. Since he had his arm wrapped around her shoulder, he had to carefully get it from underneath her without waking her up. She looked like a angel when she slept. So very peaceful, and relaxed. It was quite adorable for him to see. And just because he knew how much she'd like it, he left a note on the pillow he was laying his head against. The last lines of the short note was "Hopefully I don't get killed when I get home. But if I do, it was worth it" And with a smiley face he didn't draw correctly, and a heart on the bottom of the page, he was out the window.
He found himself lost in thought, standing there in the parking lot. He was surprised Jackie hadn't scolded him for taking too long. She was bossy, for sure, but he was falling for her more and more.
But this stuffed animal thing wouldn't work...
And with that, he walked and got into the car.
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Kelso and Fez were at the Hub. Fez had set both of them up with blind dates, to help his heartbroken friend out. But he was the nervous one. "I'm nervous." Fez stated, blatantly.
"Don't be nervous, man." Kelso said. "You'll get sweaty."
"Oh, no, too late." Kelso looked at him strangely, and Fez looked back. "I can't help it..This is my first official American date."
"That's why I'm here, buddy. To help you out, man. Unless they're uggos, and then I'm outta here."
Fez spotted the two girls at a table, and pointed at them. "There they are. And they're not even uggos."
Kelso grinned, "No, they're hot. And the blonde's blonde and hot."
Fez smiled along with him. "Yes. But then he turned to his friend with a more serious expression. "You know, little buddy. I feel bad about this. Are you sure you want to go on a date days after you had your heartbroken by that former goddess of a girlfriend of yours?"
As he was talking, Kelso wasn't really listening. Instead he was staring at the blonde, tongue out, eager. But then he looked back to Fez, catching the last thing he said. "What? No. Jackie broke up with me. And now it's time to move on."
Fez smiled, "Good. And since I set us up on this date, the blonde is mine, right?"
Kelso looked to him, trying to come up with something. "Well, I can see why you'd think that. But, actually...the uh...the Foreigner Dating Act of 1972 states that I get the blonde..."
Fez sighed, "Damn...Once again, the local custom bones the foreign guy."
Kelso patted his back, "America, man."
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Eric and Jackie were sitting in the back of the Vista Cruiser, parked on the side of a rather empty road. Jackie had her suitcase out, and what introducing a very uninterested Eric to her stuffed animals. She held up a pink and white teddy bear. "This, this is Chamomile the Camel. He can sit in the backseat." She put the bear down and brought another stuffed animal up. "But Llama Cass here, she has to sit up in the front with us."
Eric sighed, "Jackie, it's just, I thought all you wanted is to put in one little animal. And plus with all these animals, it sort of defeats the purpose of this whole 'secret relationship' thing, don't you think?"
"Well, I know, Eric. But this way there will be even more things to remind you of me...Don't you like thinking about me?" She asked with an innocent voice.
"No, of course I do. It's just...you know, this car...is like my Batmobile, right?" He tried to explain in the nicest way possible, but unbeknownst to him, Jackie was already frowning in confusion. "And your stuffed animals, are like...The Joker."
Jackie only stared at him, not understanding a thing he said. "Um, what?"
He sighed, "It's like, this car is cool, you know...and the stuffed animals are like...girly. I'm not saying their not cool, cause I'm sure they are to you. But...my thing is...Batman and stuffed animals just don't go together..."
"So what are you saying?"
"I don't want your stupid things in my cool car!" He blurted out. He covered his mouth, eyes widening at what he just said. He meant to say that in his head. He instantly caught Jackie's look.
She frowned, gasped, and opened the door, stepping out. He got out of the car after her, but she was already fast walking down the street. It was a pouty walk, her arms crossed. "What? No! I didn't say you were stupid!" He called out but she continued on her way. He sighed again. "...Damn."
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"Come on, Jackie. Just get in the car." Spoke the nerdy kid Eric Forman. He had his head out of the window of his moving Vista Cruiser, looking at Jackie who continued walking. Arms crossed. Very pouty.
"No." She shot.
"Jackie, just get in the car."
"No."
"Jackie just-"
"No!"
"Get in the-"
"No!"
"Jackie-"
"No."
"Jackie, get in the car!" He said quickly before she could interrupt him.
"No."
Eric suddenly stopped the car. "All right, fine! I give up." She stopped walking, and looked at him through the open driver's seat window. "You can keep your stuffed animals in the car."
"Do you really mean it?" She asked.
Eric nodded, "Yeah...But just two."
"Five."
"Two."
"Four."
"Three."
"Four."
"Deal." Eric finally said.
She flashed her adorable grin at him and leaned in and gave him a small peck on the lips, but then quickly pulled away. "Five."
Eric shook his head with a smile, "All right, five."
"Six."
He looked to her, smile faded. "Fine..."
Her smile returned and she ran around the car and got into the passenger seat next to him. "So what are we gonna tell people when they see these stuffed animals in my car?" Eric asked.
She perked out her bottom lip, thinking, before looking at him again. "You seem like the kind of guy that'd do something like that."
He caught her mischievous grin, and couldn't help but smile herself. He figured he wouldn't even argue back. "Oh I see...But since these stuffed animals are in my car, I can keep a few of my Star Wars action figures in your room right?"
She turned her head, giving him an expected frown. "Oh, no, no, no, no."
"Why? Don't you like thinking of me?" He asked, using the same guilt card, but with a teasing smirk.
She rolled her eyes, a smile slowly appearing. "Fine, just one."
His eyes lit up. "Perfect, I could put my Darth Vader in there."
She snickered, "You are such a nerd." He smiled at her back, and they locked eyes for a moment. In almost an instant, suddenly feeling an overwhelming lust for him, she grabbed his head, and pulled him in, crashing his lips into hers.
He wasn't expecting it, but was quickly thrown into a daze once it happened. He completely forgot what he was talking about as he started kissing her back. Her lips always looked and felt so perfect.
As their make out session started heating up, they both leaned into the back of Cruiser, continuing it. Ending what turned out to be a great day.
