The winner was KakaAnko, so here it is. If you didn't vote 't be upset. Also this is my 20th chapter, I'm so happy, I never would've got here if I ended it like I said I would. My friend hasn't watch Naruto in a while so I told her Kakashi died (in Pain's attack) and she freaked, and then I told her he came back to life and she was really mad, it was so funny, don't sure what that has to do with the story.

Disclaimer: I may say they're all mine, but they're not. Sadly.


Kakashi was bored, very bored. He was supposed to being training with team 7, but it hadn't worked out that way. Naruto brought Hinata and was having a picnic. Sai was giving Ino art lessons. and Sasuke and Sakura making out in a tree.

"What about training?" Kakashi asked no one

"Oh let them be, read your book or something." Yamato said leaning against a tree that he just made.

"I would but I forgot it at the Hokage's office and she wouldn't give it back." Kakashi whined, grumbling he got up and looked around. Ino had giving up on art and was teaching Sai how to slow dance, and Sai was focusing very hard on just swaying along to Ino's humming. Naruto was tickling Hinata because she took away the picnic basket so he wouldn't eat everything. Sighing Kakashi walked over to the Sasuke and Sakura were in.

"Hey! Time to train, let's go." Kakashi called to them causing Sakura to pull away from Sasuke.

"Don't you have anything better to do?" Sasuke demanded angrily as he glared down at his old sensei.

"No, being ninja it's our job to be fit." Kakashi answered calmly

"Well I do! Go bug someone else." Sasuke demanded pulling Sakura closer

"Kakashi Sensei, maybe if you had a girlfriend you wouldn't be so bored." Sakura said hiding her annoyance better then the Uchiha.

"Yeah, so leave me and mine alone!" Sasuke agreed clearly annoyed as he went back to making out with Sakura.

"And it was always Sakura who was trying to get people to leave her and Sasuke alone." Kakashi mumbled as he walked over to Sai and Ino

"Hey guys, how would you like to train now?" Kakashi said waving

"Bor-ing!" Ino called as Sai spun her around

"Ino, this is fun." Sai said completely ignoring Kakashi

"Yeah, I told you." Ino said as she sat down on the grass.

"Are you guys sure you don't want to train?" Kakashi asked again getting very bored

"No, I am quiet sure. Ino is much more fun then you." Sai said picking up his sketch-pad again

"Oh Kakashi why would I want to train?" Ino asked, "I got it! You need a girlfriend, don't worry I can help."

"Um... no thanks." Kakashi said walking away, he didn't need Ino's help.

"Naruto! Why don't why try and make a new jutsu?" Kakashi asked him blonde student

"Mo manks." Naruto said with his mouth full of a sandwich Hinata made

"Naruto! Don't talk with your mouth full!" Hinata scolded him

"Sorry. I don't wanna train, leave us alone." Naruto said tactlessly

"Sorry, Kakashi Sensei, but don't you have a girlfriend to talk with or something?" Hinata said politly as Naruto burst out laughing at the idea. Kakashi was tired of being told to get a girlfriend, as if he hadn't already thought of that. Instead of sulking Kakashi decided to see if he could get his book back.


"Moron! Nimrod! Clueless!" Anko yelled at Kakashi as soon as she saw him walking to the hokage building, "Oi Hatake, I need to talk to you!" Anko throw a kunai at the back of Kakashi's head

"What do you want?" Kakashi asked the snake lady as he dodged the knife

"The Hokage asked me to give this to you." Anko said holding up an orange book and waving it back and forth.

"My book!" Kakashi cried jumping at Anko, knocking Anko to the ground.

"Oh shouldn't we at least get a room?" Anko asked happily, because she knew she had accidentally thrown the book into the pond.

"Where is it?" Kakashi asked getting off her and looking around

"Oh the book? In the pond." Anko was enjoying this way too much.

"My baby." Kakashi said pulling a lump of wet paper out of the pond.

"Haha! Who's the mother?" Anko was laughing like a maniac now.

"This is all your fault!" Kakashi yelled at her

"Yup! Ain't it great?" Anko was having the time of her life

"Maybe you can help me with something." Kakashi said suddenly remembering what team 7 told him

"Oh yeah? What?" Anko was still laughing like a maniac. Kakashi just pushed her against the closest building, pulled his mask down, and kissed her. Suddenly Kakashi felt a kunai at his gutt and he pulled away.

"... so that's what's under your mask." Anko said then she added, "What do you think you're doing?"

"You ruined my book, so you have to repay me." Kakashi whispered in her ear, thinking she'd yell at him. But instead Anko spun around so she had him against the wall.

"How would you like me to repay you?" Anko purred in his ear

"If I still had my book I'd have plenty of ideas." Kakashi mumbled, this wasn't going the way he planned

"Oohh? You think you can remamber anything?" Anko purred again. Suddenly Kakashi felt her arms snaking (1) their way around his neck, "You have to remember something, hmm?"

"I believe we should get a room." Kakashi said pushing her agianst the wall again.

"Um... no." Anko was giggling again, "Nope, not that easy."

"Oh? Maybe if I..." Kakashi mutter as he pressed his lips against Anko's neck causing her to shutter, "...or if..." Kakashi moved his mouth to her jaw, "...how about this?" finally Kakashi pressed his lips agianst hers. Giving up Anko put her arms around Kakashi and kissed him back with all her might.

"Are you happy now? You big baby." Anko said as she pulled away panting

"Not even close, but I guess we can pick up where we left off after dinner." Kakashi said stepping away from Anko

"It's noon." Anko pointed out

"Yeah, be at my place in six hours." Kakashi said then he leaned down and whisper in her ear, "I'll be waiting."

"Can you handle it?" Anko asked as she walked away. Kakashi smiled, she was way better then some dumb book.


"Did it work?" Yamato asked Tsunade

"Yeah, but what should I do with this dumb book?" Tsunade asked waving around a dry orange book.

"Well it was Jiraya's book, you could keep it a memento." Yamato suggested knewing that she'd do that anyway.

"Fine, and that was a great plan to get Kakashi out of my hair." Tsunade said thanking Yamato as he nodded and left the room. Now all Tsunade had to worry about was if having a girlfriend would help Kakashi being a pervert or just make it worse.


(1) I'd say no pun intended, but I did mean that pathetic joke so...

Oh and in case you didn't guess the book that landed in the pond was a fake made to look like Kakashi's book. Also I have no more couples, but if someone can tell me what to do about 4th KK name I can do him and his wife, and also do you think that time when Konon was healing Yahiko and they might have kissed counts as proof that they were together cause if it does I can do them too. Thank you for reading, and voting on the poll hopefully you liked the chapter.