Let It Snow
House and Cuddy had spent about 5 hours driving around looking at the scenery and stopping at a mall to look at the different stores. House complained the majority of the time at the mall, but he didn't make her leave because he knew that the trip was for her so she should enjoy it. When they left the mall at about 5:30pm, it had started to snow again. Fortunately, it wasn't snowing that hard so it didn't make the roads too bad. When they made it back to the bed and breakfast, they noticed that Rebecca and Clay were sitting outside of the front porch with Roger watching the snow fall.
"Hello, everybody," House said cheerfully as he opened the car door and waved at them. They all gave House and Cuddy a wave. House stuck out his arm for Cuddy to grab after she made her way to the other side of the car.
"Trying to act like you actually have manners," Cuddy whispered to House as she put her arm around his. "I think they already know that you will be getting some tonight."
"Did you guys have a nice time?" Rebecca asked them as they walked onto the front porch.
"This is such a beautiful town," Cuddy answered as she and House sat down on the porch swing where Roger was sitting. House made sure that Cuddy sat down right next to Roger. Roger gave Cuddy a big smile.
"What have you all been up too?" House asked Clay.
"We went to a movie," he answered House.
"I went for a walk with Betty," Roger added. "She is taking a nap now."
"I just love to watch the snow," Rebecca said after a few seconds of silence. "It makes everything seem so peaceful." Clay rolled his eyes at House.
"You should move to Michigan," House said to Rebecca. "You get inches and inches of snow until you can't see your front door." House really didn't mind the snow living there, but the below zero weather got to him.
"So how did you end up in Princeton if you both went to Michigan?" Rebecca asked.
"I got a job offer to come here and Greg was fired so many times that I was the only one who would hire him," Cuddy answered. "He's lucky he is not working at a pharmacy."
"What did you do to get fired so many times?" Clay asked. House took a second to think up an answer.
"Apparently, a lot of people get upset when their doctor is looking at porn during an examination," he said to Clay.
"You don't mind that he looks at porn?" Roger asked Cuddy.
"I don't need porn when I have her," House said as he put his arm around Cuddy. He then gave her a kiss on the cheek.
"That was so romantic that might heart might melt," Cuddy said sarcastically to House. "I am so lucky to have you."
"Does anyone else get the feeling that she is being sarcastic?" House asked sarcastically. "I am picking up some kind of tone here."
"That is because you are so smart, dear," Cuddy said to House.
"If I had made some comment about Rebecca's tone, she would have slapped me into next week," Clay said.
"That is why you have to get a woman with a good sense of humor," House said. "And a nice rack." Cuddy punched House in the House
"He was giving you a compliment," Roger said to Cuddy. Clay started to laugh. "He just needs to learn how to put it in a more delicate manner."
"I want to go in now Clay," Rebecca said. She didn't really like everyone paying attention to Cuddy.
"I want to stay out here a little longer," Clay said to Rebecca. Rebecca got up and walked out with an annoyed look on her face.
"That look is your cue to exit," House said to Clay.
"She is not my boss," Clay said.
"The woman in always the boss," House said giving a smile to Cuddy.
"You got that right," Cuddy said.
"We're not married so she cannot boss me around," Clay said.
"So young and naive," Roger said as he got up from his seat and walked into the house.
"I thought it turned you on earlier when I said that she bosses me around," House said to Clay as he pointed at Cuddy.
"There is a difference between her bossing you around when it comes to sex and her telling you what to do all the time," Clay said.
"If you want the sex, you have to put up with the other bossiness," House said. "If you two have sex like we do, then you would never even dream of telling her no. Now git." Clay got up and went inside.
"You do realize that you do not actually let me boss you around," Cuddy said.
"Anytime I let you tell me what to do is good considering it is me we are talking about," House said. "Someone could tell me to breath and I wouldn't just so I could be defiant."
"I guess that is true," Cuddy said as she lowered her head down onto House's shoulder. House wrapped his arms around her and gave her a hug to keep her warm. Cuddy let out a sigh of contentment.
"We are serving dinner now," Billy said as he peeked his head out of the front door. Cuddy and House got up to follow him into the house.
"Food!" House said as he walked into the dining room. Cuddy pulled House over to the hostess.
"Is it okay if we eat upstairs?" Cuddy asked the woman.
"Why sure dear," she said to Cuddy handing them their plates.
"Have fun," Roger said as he gave a smile over to Clay. Cuddy gave House a look that told him to keep his mouth shut and he did.
They made their way upstairs and sat down at the little table that was in their room and ate their dinner.
"This was a really great present, House," Cuddy said as she finished up her meal.
"Natalie was the one who gave me the idea because she said you always dreamed of going to one of these places again," House said.
"When did you talk with Natalie?" Cuddy asked. House usually tried to avoid Natalie.
"Remember when I said I was going to lunch with Wilson and then had to switch it to Chase?" House asked. "I really went out with Natalie. I had to teach Chase how to ride my motorcycle to get him to lie to you."
"I'm glad to see that Chase cannot be easily bought," Cuddy said.
"Well, he wanted to have sex with you, but I said that you might realize something is up if I try to get you to sleep with him," House said.
"That would have been a dead giveaway something was wrong," Cuddy said. "So, what should we do for the rest of the night?" Cuddy smiled. House looked around at the room.
"Do you think they have Uno?" House asked causing Cuddy to laugh. "Of course, you look like you are more in a Twister mood."
