Hi people, I'm back and-HOLY CRAB, 78 REVIEWS?! I wasn't expecting this to be that popular, to be honest. But, unfortunately, due to life circumstances which I will not name, I'll have to make a few changes to killing scenes. Now, killing scenes will always be on a Friday…Excluding this one. I've got PLENTY of stuff to do on Friday since there's no school, and I'll be lucky if I even manage to get on the computer. But, I'll continue to do the guest author killings. Here's the current tally for guests:

-Rival (OldRivalShipper)

-Night (Night-Waker)

-Laura (L van Am)

-Turquoise (Turquoiseluv134)

And that's it. Authors, you have until…Uh…Dammit, what's next Friday…December Fifth, I think, to request to join the killing scene.

But enough about important stuff. Time to enter this story again. Here we go…

Hay I hav a queston. (Ughhh, come on, we aren't your question corner!) I hav a frend nam Lara (…*Facepalm*) and she has a BFF Sauren (…*Head desk*) and they r both strat Christens and they lik 2 huge ech odder adn held hans but in a strate way (Get on with it. We aren't going to enjoy this anyways-) (wich is perfactly nomel 4 strate gurls 2 do). Butthan alova sadden last evning Lara and Sauren were in Saurens rom doin all that an than they sidenly kised each odder on the lups (…*Cheshire Cat grin*). How lung wod they hav 2 prey 4 God 2 forgave them and 4 the evul urgas 2 do that agen 2 go awey (Never because I want to savor this moment.)? Agen these 2 pepole im taking abot r Lara and Sauren NOT Me and Lauren but nun of the 4 of us r lesbans. (Yep, sure, whatever, we all know who they are, am I right readers?) I herd of sumthin relly cole in englush clas 2day and I thenk ill put it in thes storey now. (Don't care, now, ahem.)

(…VICTORY IS OURS! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!)

CHAP 20: GOLATH CUMS ALSO BECKYS RELLY FAT

The nexr day I was train with Lauren on the Finial Dissertation stag. Her lon bron hare blewed in the brez as I starred in2 her depp bloo eys (Finally, she's going to acceptance…). Even tho we ABSALUTLY R NAT LESBAN LUVERS (Damn, still on denial. No matter, we're getting closer to our goal readers…) were still BFFs so it was difecult 2 hav 2 fit her evan if it was only jus 2 trane.

Evantilly Lauren wan and we laft the aroma. Suddenly Libk runned up.

"Manshan is undar ateck!" (Straight to the point, huh?) he sad. We runned 2 the frant dore 2 the Manshan. I excepted it to be Goleth an Becky and I was rite (*Rolls eyes*). The antire Manshan was shuken like an erthquack from the wate of Goalths mussels and Beckys obasety. (Sure is taking it up a notch today. Yeah, in other words, GRRRRRAAAAGGGGHHHHGGRRRRRAAAAHHHHH STOP MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE IN YOUR STORY NOVADAMMIT.)

Suddanly Goaleth moshed thro the frunt dor. (…Wasn't he already inside-No, stop, don't question the Troll's logic. It'll just make you more and more angry.)

"Bloody blitskreeg karaty" Geliath sed.

Lonk tred 2 het Galith with his sord but was noked away. (INCORRECT, HE WOULD NOT LOSE THE MASTER SWORD THAT EASILY. And if it broke…OH MY NOVA! WHY DO YOU WANT TO KILL FI, SARA?! I MEAN, I KNOW SHE'S KIND OF A CAPTAIN OBVIOUS, BUT STILL!) Than Ike tred that 2 but was noked away 2 (That I…Still can't believe.). The sam thin happened wen Tin Lenk tryd that (Aw man, he had to go to like, twenty seven different islands to make the Phantom Sword!). Pit tred 2 use his heven bow but Golsath runned ovar and knacked him unconshus (I really don't think an angel would fall that easily.). Than he knacked ot the otter Christen smashers expect for Lauren and Me. Wen he tred 2 ran tords us 2 Becky stapped him. (AW MAN!)

"No. I went tham 2 be awak wen I rap tham. (Becks, I really don't think they would mind doing it with each other now. So this is entirely unnecessary! What else is new?)Ty tham up" Becky sed. Goalith grab sum rop and ted Me and Lauren up.

"Sara Im gonna rap Lauren fisrt. I want u 2 hav 2 wach as ur BFF becums a lesban in luv with me. Than Ill rap u 2" she sed. (No need, they're already lesbian!)

"no stey away" Lauren sad. (Is this it?! Are they finally going to die?! PASS THE POPCORN!)

Goleth waked ovar to held Lauren stil but he was suddenly shat! I loked ovar 2 were ballot cam frum and I saw it was my bruther Josh. (…Aaaaand of course Sara introduces a new Gary Sue to make sure our hopes and dreams are shattered.)

"Get awey form my sistar and her frend" Josh sed. Sudanly the son Reel Amerkan by Huck Hogen (Oh Nayru no. I don't even know the song and I hate this guy Josh already.) startad playen (My bruther werks ot 2 this son alot. Its anoyin sum of the tim wen im tryen 2 do sumthin eels but the musac fils up the hose. And wen Me and Lauren r togetter 2 do normel strate girl frend thins the musac roons (Yeah, riiiiiiiiiight.) the mod. But thes tim its god becuz hes their 2 sav us. Also hes an ant hero (*Snickers* He's as small as an ant. Oh, but wait, is she implying she wants him to join the badass crowd with Sonic and Shadow and Dark Pit and Meta Knight? HE WILL NEVER LIVE UP TO THEIR STANDARDS.) wich I herd abot in englash class 2day wich mens he can do stuf that normel heros like Me and Lauren cant (*Rolls eyes* INCORRECT.)).

Josh put an AR fiften undar ech arm and opaned fir on Goaleth. Wen he shat all the bulets he throed the gans aside and garbed 2 rockette lanchers and fird the rockettes than he throed sum groinaids. Al of this injared Goalith and scarred him away. He tred 2 shat Becky 2 but she was so fat that the bullet just bonced of. She runned away anyway tho. (Didn't understand a word of that, don't care enough to bother.)

Aftar Josh unted Me and Lauren Mastar Hanes and Crapy Han flayed in.

"Wats gon on here?" Mastur Hen sed.

"I jus savd ur manshan and ur smashers u stooped glov" Josh sad.

"That was amazin" Mustard Hans (XD) sed "do u want 2 jon the smashers? Ill get tha papurwerk."

"No I werk along" and so Josh walked ot the frant dor of the manshan "Ill cum back 2 protact my sistar wen she neds it but I dont wanna lessen 2 anyuns authorety but Gods." (Well, that still isn't like a badass. Way to fail, Sara!)

And son Josh was gon. (GOOD.)

Aaaaand now, a brief lesson from Professor Light! *Puts on geek glasses* Ahem.

An Anti-Hero is someone who, at times, is on the side of good and the side of bad. Shadow the Hedgehog is a perfect example of this, since he has attacked Sonic on multiple occasions (Now considering him a worthy rival) and helping the side of evil as the result of trickery from the villain, however, he has also helped the side of good when he is not deceived, much like Knuckles the Echidna.

This has been a brief lesson from Professor Light. *Takes off geek glasses* Until next time, readers! –Professor Light

P.S: You know what's sad? I just realized that I'm already on twenty chapters of this and updating regularly, yet my most popular story (Two Beasts) has only seven chapters and I haven't updated it since August. I realized this when I saw my last chapter of it only has one day of life left. I really should get around to updating my other stories…When I can come up with more ideas for them.