A/N: I only just learned that Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer's girlfriend's name is Clarisse, and I've watched that movie a bajillion times... more than Harry Potter. O.O I guess I just had to read Percy Jackson and Fahrenheit 451!
Haha, this will be interesting.
Oh, and I haven't written that fic yet- well, I wrote the first quarter of it, but I'll just post it when I'm ready. I get out for Christmas Break Monday, so I'll have time then, plus there's the weekend... it should be out by the next update, but I won't promise anything, because I suck at keeping promises to people I don't know in person...
"-that's right, Seaweed Brain- whoa, where am I? PERCY!"
Annabeth looked around, and something clicked.
This was where Percy and Jason went, wasn't it?
Why was she here?
Before she could find an exit or turn on a video camera to start the show she knew she'd have to film, another girl appeared.
"Where am I, who are you, and what do you want?" She drew a deadly looking weapon as she said this.
"Whoa, put the weapon away, I know what this is! I'm not going to try and kill you!"
"Explain!"
"First, tell me who you are."
"Not until you do, orange shirt."
"I asked you first."
"Oh well, tell me your name."
"Tell me yours."
"No."
"Could we just stop this game of cat and mouse and tell each other our names?"
"Sure, just say 'hello, my name is Jane Doe'."
"I asked you, so tell me your name."
"Tell me-"
"Reyna."
"What?" The girl's defenses fell.
"That's your name, isn't it? Reyna?"
"H-how did you know?"
"Didn't your boyfriend tell you anything about where he's been going these past few weeks?"
"I don't have a boyfriend."
"Well," Annabeth smirked, "the way Percy talks, you'd think you and Jason Grace were already married."
"What? We are just friends! How do you know so much about me? Do you or that Percy stalk me?"
"No, but hasn't Jason told you what he's been doing?"
"Yes- oh..."
Realization, Annabeth silently laughed.
"Is it that game show?"
"Precisely, and I think we are on it. And if all goes according to plan, Hera will be appearing any moment now. My name's Annabeth, by the way."
"Annabeth Chase, daughter of Athena... yes."
"Hera." Annabeth tried not to spit, as she always did in the queen of the gods' presence.
"Lady Juno," Reyna bowed. "Why does she call you Hera? Is she a Greek?"
"To make a long story short, Reyna, daughter of Bellona... yes. She is Percy Jackson's girlfriend, to put things in the modern mortal's way."
"Percy Jackson- were you at the spa?" Reyna demanded.
"Later, Reyna. Annabeth, I am... pleased to see you once again. You know all the rules of the show?"
"Yes, I watched it when Percy and Jason did it."
"Of course, of course." She disappeared, clearly pleased to have left the daughter of Athena's presence.
"I can explain later, Reyna. Right now, we need to announce the winner of last episode's vote, and come up with a new one. Did Jason explain the rules to you?"
"No."
"I'll tell you after we cut the camera. Clarisse won, good job. Who is your favorite, Dionysus or Katy Perry?"
"That's just senseless. I don't think I want to be on this show."
"Oh, please. Reyna, relax for once in your life. Let me explain the rules."
A/N: I say Katy Perry, because I'm listening to her right now, and that was a random duel (oops, wrong story- I meant option!), wasn't it?