EDWARD TO ALICE:
TO: Trust Me I'm Alice –Insert Evil Laugh Here-
CC: Edward Hottness is the name Cullen is his game
zomg i am going to lock all the education department people in one room, then in a split second snap their necks and give into the beast within me..
-tries in vain to push thought out of mind-
vegetarian
vegetarian
FUCKINGG VEGETARIAN
gah.
ALICE TO EDWARD:
TO: Edward Hottness is the name Cullen is his game
CC: Trust Me I'm Alice –Insert Evil Laugh Here-
-slaps your face-
CUT IT OUT MAN! what has gotten in to you.
Vegetarian.
fucking vegetarian.
you are a FUCKING VEGETARIAN.
remember that okay?
-calms down-
gosh i'm ashamed of you, -shakes head- it is possible to massacre a whole room full of education department officials without eating them you know.
geebuz.
okay here's the plan:
without becoming a humanatarian(LOL)
we entice the education officials, and what the heck, english department for making us work after school certificate -taps head knowingly-, and also design and technology department because i just don't like them, to our lovely home and then dispose of them in a fashion that doesn't require us to eat them, or be tempted to eat them.
but only god knows how we will do that.
i have a few, rather eccentric, ideas, but i know you will probably just dismiss them for being slightly queer and ludicrous.
so, do you, dear brother, have any plans on what to do with them once we have lured them into our lovely lare?
WARNING: if you fail to review, your entire supply of red creaming soda will be upducted by interior designer apes who shall then spray it up your festering noses while simultaneously cutting open millions of onions in close proximity to your weeping eyes. Worms will start wriggling free and shall slither down your oesophagus moving ever closer towards the lining of your stomach which they will then automatically begin to nibble at with their suspiciously pointy teeth. You will then be forced to undergo knife swallowing activities by sadistic sea lion masters.