It's KazeRose/Spain! :3 And I cannot get "Ecuadorian bananas" out of my head! XD

Peru~

Si. "Laissez faire" means hands off. No governmental intervention. I believe an American president tried that during the Great Depression in the '30's...

Sometimes you need government intervention, in many cases its the only way to get the dice rolling again.

I can't send Romano to a boarding school! That's awful! I may take you up on your offer and send him to Peru...I really need to rest and watching over him is not allowing me to do that.

Franco needs to rot in hell more so than he probably already is. Damn him.

Si! Correcto! My alternative DOES involve my ax! You're so smart, Peru~

Yum! I haven't had ceviche in forver, same goes for pisco. I've been living off Romano's tomato soup (I've been really sick for the past month...damn economy)

Yay! Amor!

Te amo!

Spain.

P.S. Don't be scared, it's all apart of growing up, Peru~

Hola Spain,

America tries too many "get-rich-quick" schemes. That's probably how he screws the rest of us over. Unfortunately for him, this time not even laissez faire is going to save his sorry ass. If I owed 14 trillion dollars (and still rising), I wouldn't be half as cheerful as that soda-slurper is looking nowadays.

Si! Senor Romano can come pet the llamas and drink coca tea with me! Besides, you should let your bones set properly. I know someone who sprained his finger and never got it treated. It's crooked now. Imagine that with your ribs...

People like that are interesting, I guess, as long as you keep them in a jar like a prize insect specimen and never let them out. I had a little mimosa plant I used to watch in the same way - until Ecuador in all his fat evil glory sat on it. Grr.

How do you keep that ax in such good condition? It's been centuries, hasn't it?

Tsk, you should eat something besides tomatoes. But doesn't seafood make you heal slowly or something? Well, it's okay, I'll settle for paella...

Portugal might be asking Germany for a bail-out soon! D:

Signed,

Peru

P.S.: But I'll be ugly! It's like a reverse Ugly Duckling story! T_T Oops, I think I just heard Senor Falklands scream. Gotta go!

Apparently the Falkland Islands are populated almost entirely by Caucasians. Cor, I wanna go there and check it out! :D