Dear readers,
The following chapter is purely shipping with almost no plot weight. Enjoy!
Sonic skids to a halt, turning back.
Three full seconds later Ruby skids to a stop baseball style next to him. She frowns up at him, and pokes him in the chest, "You were going easy on me..."
"Horrendously easy on you." He smirks.
Ruby gets to her feet, dusting herself off with a sigh. "I gotta get faster... But how?"
Sonic smiles. "Less wind resistance. Do you have an Extreme Gear outfit?"
"Yeah!" She takes out her Scroll, and shows him the picture she took with Blaze, and Silver.
Sonic tilts his head. "You really like that cape, don't you?"
Ruby touches it fondly, "It was a gift from my mom. I don't remember a lot about her, but I remember she had a white hood just like this."
Sonic smiles softly. "Well, I think it's dragging you back a little. We need to make it more aerodynamic, but I assume you don't want to alter it or take it off?"
She shakes her head, "Mm-mm!"
Sonic scratches his head. "Hm... this is gonna be hard, then..."
Ruby shrugs, "I'm sure we'll figure something out. Oh, hey Penny!"
She waves to Penny who still wears nothing but shoes, and her black stockings. Penny waves back as she walks away from the woods, and towards them.
Sonic blinks. "Er... why is she still naked?"
"Omega said he liked seeing her this way," Ruby explains.
Penny frowns as she stops in front of them, "I'm having trouble locating my boyfriend... Have you two seen Omega?"
Ruby shakes her head, "We just got back."
"We can look for him, though." Sonic offers.
Penny smiles, "Thank you very much!"
Yang waves from the foot of the house steps, and calls, "Hey Sonic, what took you so long?"
"We took the scenic route!" Sonic smiles.
Yang smirks, and glances around before jogging over to him. She whispers, "Hey, sorry to bug you, but you think you can do me a favor? There's an old temple down in the jungles, and I need to know if it's got any traps inside it... If there are, you think you could shut them down for me?"
Sonic smiles. "Sure, it'll help me help Ruby Get faster." He turns to Ruby. "Hey Ruby, you know how to parkour?"
She nods, "Of course!"
Yang rubs her neck, "Um... Actually Sonic, could it just be you? I kinda need Ruby here for a while."
Sonic blinks. "Oh... okay. Well, try to think of a way to up your speed, okay?"
Ruby gives him a thumbs-up, "Sure thing! Wanna give me your number so we can stay in touch?"
"Sure!" Sonic smiles and gives it to her.
They swap numbers, and once Sonic is gone Ruby turns to Yang, "So what's up?"
Yang keeps her voice as quiet as possible, "Listen... Mercury, and Emerald are here."
Ruby blinks, and whispers back, "From Haven?"
Yang nods, "But nobody knows they're from Remnant, and they wanna keep it that way until we take Torchwick down at least. Then they'll tell when the time is right."
Ruby frowns, "How do you know this?"
"Blake texted me," Yang replies. "Mercury found Neptune, and told him before they went to Sonic, and Neptune told us. Just... Play along, okay?"
Ruby nods with a smile, and Yang hugs her.
Sonic skids to a halt, looking at the ruins. "Hm, ancient. I wonder if this one has lamps." Sonic zips in, disabling traps easily by evading them with his speed.
Meanwhile back on the island Penny is humming to herself as she wipes down her body with a wet sponge in front of the kitchen sink. So far she has only cleansed her limbs, part of her hoping Omega will show up.
The door opens, and Omega clanks in, closing the door behind him.
Penny smiles, and turns as she starts wiping jungle dirt off her chest. "Salutations Omega!"
"Hello. I apologize for my absence." Omega clanks up.
"It's alright," she says, taking her time as she washes down her breasts. "Can I ask where you were?"
He offers to take the washcloth. "I was trying out my combat systems with the CPU unit you installed. I seem a bit more conservative with my weapon choices, but I feel it will suffice in protecting you."
She gives him the sponge, and leans back on the counter with her hips extended outwards slightly. "Given your arsenal I wonder how you can possibly be conservative."
He pets her shoulders soothingly with the sponge. "Shotguns instead of machine guns."
Penny frowns, "…How is that more conservative?"
"I use less shots." Omega responds.
She nods, and says, "I already cleaned my limbs... Do you have any plans for the rest of the day?"
"Negative. Other than spend the day with you." He says, slowly moving down and sponges her breasts.
She smiles, "I see… In that case I have made plans for us... a date here on the island."
Omega nods. "I am excited already." He doesn't linger on her breasts, scrubbing her stomach.
Penny nods, and shuts her eyes as she allows him to clean her as best he can.
He keeps going, working down her body. He pauses just before her pelvis, however. "Query... what is this slit between your legs?" He gently pokes her lower folds curiously. "It was hidden with that fabric you wore over it."
Penny gulps, "Oh... I do not have a nervous system like normal girls, my father didn't want me to feel pain if I were hurt in battle. So I don't feel pleasure there like they normally would... Still, he built me to resemble a girl in every way."
She puts her hand on his, "So to answer your question it is a vagina, a part of the body meant to perform in ridding the body of waste, and... Reproduction... For me if I consume food then what my body cannot process into spare energy is ejected there, and from my rectum respectively."
Omega takes a moment to process this. "Thank you." He runs the sponge over it, cleaning it.
Penny gulps again, "Even if I can't feel it like a normal girl... Knowing you're touching me there..." She blushes with a quiet moan.
Omega pauses. "Are you uncomfortable with this? I can move to a different spot..."
She shakes her head slowly, "No you're... you're fine..."
He stays still for a moment before slowly continuing, rubbing her pussy with the sponge.
She narrows her eyes to slits so thin they look like they're closed, and smiles gently. "Should I turn over?"
Omega nods, pulling the sponge away.
Penny turns over, and lays her front half on the counter top while looking over her shoulder at him.
He once again starts at her shoulders, gently working his way down.
She giggles, "I think I lie it when you work on my body... Especially my inner workings. I had a rather intimate thrill when you helped with my power cells."
"I am having fun during these times as well." He says, almost happily, and he washes her back.
She smiles wider, "Then... Perhaps we could share our schematics, and perform regular maintenance on each other?"
"I would like that a lot." He nods.
She props herself up on her elbows, "There is a data port for a USB cable on the back of my head, just under my hairline if you have the right cable."
Omega pauses and rests the sponge on her back before pulling a usb cable from his wrist and feeling the back of her head for the port.
She pulls up the back of her hair, and the smallest bit of skin slides away to reveal the data port.
Omega gently plugs his wire into her head.
she shivers, and binary code scrolls across both their eyes as they exchange the information.
Once they're done, Omega pulls out the wire.
Penny smiles with a sigh, and lays her head on the counter while swaying her hips in a motion for him to continue.
He grabs the sponge and continues, washing her lower back.
Penny giggles, enjoying the moment as he looks over her shoulder at Omega again, and wishing she had the proper nerves to feel what he's doing to her.
He moves down to her ass, washing it thoroughly before stopping. "You are clean."
She stands up straight, and kisses him with a sneaky smile, "I have a surprise for you… Could you meet me by the forest path in five minutes?" Omega tilts his head, and nods. Penny pecks him with her lips, and skips off happily. Omega stands, and waits for a few minutes before heading to the forest path.
Penny is waiting, and without a word she takes his hand to lead him down the trail.
He allows himself to be led. "What was the importance of the wait?"
She replies, "I wanted to make sure your surprise hadn't been bothered."
She leads him to a small mossy clearing by a pond, and drops his hand. She hops away from him, stopping by a tree. She reaches for it, and her hand sinks through the holographic tree, making it vanish. She picks up a small pyramid, the projector obviously, and sitting there on the stump is a wooden crate.
"I couldn't find wrapping paper," she says apologetically. "But Tails said this would work just as well."
Omega steps up to the crate curiously, lifting the lid.
Inside is a device he doesn't recognize right away. Penny pushes her fingertips together nerously, "Um... It's a milkshake machine... I hear you like them so... I made you that."
"I love it." He picks it up.
She smiles again, and hugs him tightly, "…I love you Omega."
He gently hugs her. "I... love you too."
She sighs happily as she rubs her hand gently on his chest.
"I shall make us milkshakes, if you desire." He offers.
she nods, "Chocolate?"
Omega nods. "Chocolate."
Penny cheers, "Yes! I think there's stuff for it back at the house, I'll be back!" She jogs off into the woods.
Omega watches her leave before setting the milkshake machine on the stump and plugging it into an outlet on his body.
Penny comes back a few minutes later carrying chocolate ice cream, and a gallon of milk.
Omega accepts them, and starts making milkshakes.
Penny watches with interest, showing him how to set the thickness.
Omega finishes making the milkshakes, and pours it into two tall glasses with straws.
Penny takes one, and sips it happily.
Omega takes the other, and a slot opens on his silver strip, which he inserts the straw.
Penny sighs in contentment, "So this is what a date is like..."
"It is very nice." Omega sits down, and gently tugs her into his lap.
She nods, and cuddles up to him.
He wraps an arm around her waist, hugging her close.
"I wish we could stay this way forever," she sighs.
"I agree." He finishes his milkshake, and rocks her a little.
Penny giggles, and shuts her eyes slowly.
Omega stops rocking, and sets his glass aside, hugging her with both arms.
She rubs his arm, "Oh Omega..."
Omega rests his chest against her back, petting her leg with one arm.
Penny opens her eyes, and frowns slightly, "Omega...?"
"Yes Penny?" He asks.
"I was looking over your schematics," Penny says. "The compartment in your head..."
"What about it?" Omega asks.
"What purpose does it serve?"
"It houses my internal organic power source." Omega responds.
Penny blinks, "What is it exactly?"
"A Chao." He responds. "A small animal that is kept as a pet usually."
Penny blinks at him, and processes this. "Oh... Is it being hurt?"
"Negative. It is what allows me to enjoy milkshakes." Omega says.
She smiles again, "Oh! Well that explains it."
Omega nods. "That reminds me... I also have something to give you."
"Hm?" She tilts her head curiously.
A panel opens in his chest, and he pulls out a CPU board.
Penny frowns, "Omega, you need that chip."
"Mine is still installed. When Shadow went to Remnant, he brought this back. This is yours." Omega says.
Penny blinks, and examines it closely. "…Interesting. This is certainly father's handiwork, but it's an upgraded version of the one I put in you." With a smie he opens her chest, and folds out her main circuit board.
"Allow me." He offers his hand.
She nods, and turns towards him with he hands in her lap.
He takes the chip, and gingerly plugs it into the rack in her rack.
She smiles up at him as she slowly closes herself up, and stands, "Now I'm combat ready once again! …I will need to find clothes..."
Omega nods softly. "You will take them off in private with me however... right?"
Penny kisses him, "Sometimes, or else it wouldn't be special."
"Affirmative." Omega says, seemingly disappointingly.
She giggles, "You're silly!"
"You are the term sexy." Omega replies, hugging her softly.
Penny cuddles into his chest, nuzzling him with a grin.
...
Sun relaxes on the roof of the house, cleaning one of his pistols. Out loud he whistles a merry tune, and stares up at the clouds. In his mind he remembers the night of the dance at Beacon.
"Ah," he sighs. "Seeing Blake smile was worth the tie..."
Shadow warps in with more groceries, setting them down.
Sun looks down, an calls, "Need a hand with those?"
"If you don't mind." Shadow responds.
Sun puts his guns away, and hops down. He holds the front door open for Shadow, and then he helps him sort out the groceries, "The girls are sure taking their sweet time…"
"Indeed. Perhaps they went clothes shopping." Shadow starts putting the groceries away.
Sun picks up an apple, and casually tosses it up and down. "So... Ever thought about asking Rouge out?"
"Once." Shadow puts the last of the groceries away.
"And…?" Sun raises an eyebrow, taking a bite out of the apple.
"Then I killed my father, and never thought about it again." Shadow says, turning and walking into the living room.
Sun is too busy choking to make a retort.
Shadow sighs and warps over, throwing a kick into Sun's stomach.
Sun spits out the apple bite, and rubs his stomach while giving Shadow a sour look. "Gee, thanks!"
"You're welcome." Shadow says.
Once Sun has his breath back he says, "Look dude... Take if from someone who knows, you're making a huge mistake with Rouge. If you don't bust a move she'll eventually give up on you, and you're gonna be kicking yourself when she finds someone new."
Shadow sighs. "Am I even worth it to her? Am I worth being more than I friend?"
"Would she be trying if you weren't?" Sun shrugs with raised eyebrows, "Kind of a no-brainier Shadow. Just one date, see how things go from there, that's why folks date in the first place."
Shadow slowly nods. "Very well."
Sun's smile is short-lived as Weiss chooses that moment to burst through the front door, and bolt for the bedroom.
Shadow blinks slowly. "...Is there a Grimm on your tail?"
Weiss doesn't answer, just slams the door behind her. Blake, and Ruby step inside too looking like they just got back from a funeral. Sun blinks, and the penny drops, "…Oh...Neptune?"
Blake nods, and Ruby goes to the pantry to rummage around. Blake just sits at the table with her elbows resting on it, hands folded as she looks thoughtfully at its surface.
Shadow tilts his head. "...Something tells me it didn't go well."
Sun sighs, "Neptune had everyone here written off as dead... So he got a new girlfriend, tried to move on..."
"He did," Blake sighs. "He tried to be gentle about it... Told her they couldn't be an item anymore..."
"They were an item in the first place?" Shadow tilts his head.
"Kind of," Blake replies. "Weiss was really into him."
Shadow shrugs. "Well... I can't cheer her up. I guess we'll leave her alone."
While he has his back turned Ruby heads for the bedroom with a plate of cookies.
Rouge opens the front door and walks in, pausing. "What's going on?"
"Lots,and lots of drama," Sun replies.
Rouge glances at the closed door. "Neptune shattered Weiss's fragile heart?"
"Yup," Sun sighs.
"Go heal her, Ruby." Rouge smiles. "I'll start dinner."
Ruby is already halfway though the bedroom door where Weiss is hugging a pillow, sobbing into it. Ruby makes sure the door is closed before walking over to the bed. Weiss looks up at Ruby miserably as Ruby sets the plate of cookies on the bed beside her.
"I hate this game of emotions we play," Weiss confesses with a broken heart.
Ruby its next to Weiss, an pulls the heiress into her lap with a hug. "Stay strong Weiss," Ruby soothes. "We'll get through this together."
"Shut up, don't touch me," Weiss sobs into Ruby's shoulder while she holds the younger girl lose.
Rouge giggles softly, moving to the fridge.
Blake twitches her ears too, having heard it all. She looks up at Sun who is distracting himself by juggling an apple, orange, and banana.
Rouge pulls out some tomatoes and cheese. "Hm, who wants pizza?"
Blake raises a hand, and so does does Sun who keeps up his juggling act with one hand.
"Then we'll make the best pizza Weiss will ever have!" Rouge smiles and opens the freezer, pulling out sausage and bacon. "Shadow, you cook the meat. Blake, can you make the tomato sauce?"
Blake nods, and stands. She pauses beside Sun, and when he turns his head to ask her what's up he kisses him, making him drop his fruit.
Shadow chuckles, getting a pan and starting to fry up the bacon.
Sun blinks as Blake pulls away. "Um... Why…?"
Blake folds her ears back with a blush, "…We could lose someone at any moment...I don't want any regrets..."
Sun smiles, and hugs her warmly. Blake shuts her eyes, nuzzling his neck gently a purr.
Shadow watches them before glancing at Rouge. He shifts a little before stating, "Rouge?"
"Hm?" Rouge searches for flour.
"Once everyone is fed... would you like to see a movie?"
Rouge pauses. "That sounds suspiciously like a date."
"Because it is." Shadow can't help but hold his breath worriedly.
Sun gives him a reassuring smile over Blake's shoulder.
Rouge smiles back at Shadow. "Very well then Mr. Ultimate, I will allow you to take me out."
Shadow silently sighs with relief. "Okay then." He turns back to his pan.
Sun sighs in relief, helping Blake prepare the sauce with a sense of flare.
Rouge starts making the dough. "I'm thinking of a bacon sausage extra cheese pizza, any other toppings you guys want?"
Nobody has any objections. Yang walks in with a big smile, "Hey guys, what's up?!"
"Neptune broke up with Weiss, so while Ruby comforts her we're making a bacon sausage extra cheese pizza." Rouge smiles.
Knuckles steps in. "I hope she'll feel better soon."
Blake looks up, "So where is Neptune?"
Knuckles blinks. "I don't know."
Yang sniffs the air, and licks her lips, "Well wherever he is he's missing out on some awesome pizza."
Sun sighs, "I'll go find him." He gives Blake a one-armed hug before jogging out the door. Rouge starts tossing the dough into the air.
Yang watches her, and then giggles to herself with a sly grin.
Rouge glances at her. "What? Never seen a big-boobed bat toss a pizza before?" She winks.
"Nope, never in my life," Yang confesses. "But I was picturing Shadow coming up behind you to get a feel, we all know he wants to."
Rouge giggles. "He won't do that in public. He might stare and drool a little if my top falls down though."
Yang laughs at the mental image, and wipes her eye with the palm of her hand. She smirks at Knuckles, "What about you Tough Guy?"
"I am trying to ignore this conversation, and failing." Knuckles states, deciding to help Shadow with the bacon.
Yang frowns, "Coward..."
"He is smart." Shadow replies.
"That was a total cop-out," Yang whines.
"So true," Blake comments.
Shadow shrugs and finishes frying the bacon, using the bacon grease to start frying the sausage.
Knuckles chops up the bacon as Rouge adds more flour to her dough, tossing it again.
Blake calls over, "Sauce is done!"
The call distracts Rouge, and she looks over. She yelps when she's beaned with the dough, flour dusting her face and upper body as she starts coughing.
Yang laughs out loud, holding her gut.
Rouge giggles too, grabbing the dough. Her head to her stomach was covered in flour as she throws the dough at Yang.
Yang ducks, falling out of her chair in the process, "Ooooooohhh trust me, you do /not? want to get into a food fight with me!"
Shadow warps and catches the dough. "Careful. We don't need this dirty." He tosses it back to Rouge.
The throw was a lot stronger than he intended, slamming into Rouge's ready hands. She yelps as she is engulfed in a dust cloud. When the cloud clears, she was completely white and coughing... except for her now exposed and jiggling breasts.
Yang whistles sexily, "And cue a drooling Shadow!"
Shadow stares at Rouge, wagging his tail a little.
Rouge recovers and smirks at him. "Now that wasn't nice..."
Blake washes her hands in the sink, "Please give me time to get out of the line of fire."
Rouge smirks and tosses flour at Shadow.
Shadow warps out of the way, getting Knuckles instead.
"Oops..." Rouge gulps.
Knuckles growls and grabs flour, throwing it back at Rouge.
Rouge yelps as it splashes onto her breasts. "Ew, I think it went down my top!"
"Ten Lien says Rouge ends up naked before this is over," Yang whispers to Blake who shakes her hand in agreement.
Rouge grabs more flour with a smirk and throws it at Knuckles, who dodges. She keeps throwing it as he keeps dodging, until he stops and punches it, exploding a flour cloud into the air.
"Smokescreen," Yang notes quietly, and steps back so she's well out of the fight in the far corner of the room. Blake steps over to join her.
Shadow sighs and throws flour at both Mobians, both sputtering and coughing.
"Gah, I know some is in my uniform this time!" Rouge scowls, looking down her catsuit.
Shadow smirks and throws flour in her face while she's distracted.
Rouge yelps and coughs, letting go of her catsuit to get the flour off her face, accidentally letting it lower to her waist, where it stops falling.
Yang giggles, "Hey Blake, let me borrow your Emerald for a minute." When she has the Emerald in her hand she focuses on Rouge, and suddenly Rouge's outfit yanks down around her ankles.
Rouge had apparently decided to not wear panties today.
Rouge yelps, her eyes widening as she freezes.
Shadow's eyes widen as well, eyeing her bare lower half.
Yang smirks, and passes the Emerald back to a gobsmacked Blake. Then Yang uses the distraction to sneak over, grab a handful of flour, and toss it at Knuckles.
Knuckles yelps, recovering before glaring at Yang with a smirk. He throws an entire fistful at her.
Yang shields her face with her arms, and then jumps at him in an attempt at a tackle into the flour-covered floor.
He holds out a hand to stop her in her track, his hand slamming into her chest. However, he misjudged her power and still gets tackled, yelping as they both go down, his hand hooking into her top.
Yang can tell where this is going, and gives him a stern look, "Don't. Move. This is my favorite outfit so try not to destroy it."
Knuckles nods, gulping as he blushes.
Yang carefully unhooks his hands from her outfit, but then smiles as she holds his mit to her breast so he can squeeze them if he so chooses. "Not quite yet short stuff, just hold it a little longer, then you'll love what I've got rolling around in my head."
He blushes, and gives her breast a gentle squeeze. "O-okay...?"
Yang giggles with a blush of her own, and kisses him as she rolls over onto her back. Blake smirks, and then raises an eyebrow as she looks over at the other couple in the room.
Shadow brushes flour off of Rouge's body, Rouge blushing a little but purring and wagging her tail gently. "So, what do you think?" She smiles and winks at him, posing a little.
"Hmph." Shadow says, blushing a little as he brushes flour off her breasts.
Blake purrs quietly, and uses the Emerald in her hand to push Shadow into Rouge, face first.
"Oomph!" Shadow yelps as they both go to the ground, Shadow's face landing in Rouge's supple breasts as Rouge's legs fly into the air, her catsuit launching off.
Blake smiles like the Cheshire Cat, and stows the Chaos Emerald away in her pocket before leaning on the wall. She flicks one ear towards the bedroom as the door opens, and Weiss steps out.
Weiss' face goes from Snow White to Ruby Red in an instant at the scene in front of her, "...Wh...what...?"
"This is probably exactly what it looks like." Knuckles says simply, still blushing and fondling Yang's breast through her shirt.
Weiss blinks a few times, slowly steps back into the bedroom, and creaks the door shut without a word.
Rouge is blushing hard, but she purrs softly. "Er... enjoying the view, Shadow?"
Shadow hurriedly gets off of her, blushing hard. "Sorry... someone pushed me."
"Sure..." Rouge giggles, sitting up.
Yang sighs, "Well that was fun... But I think we still have pizza that needs making." She stands, and tries to dust what flour off herself that she can.
Rouge giggles. "Yeah... Shadow, I hope you don't burn the sausage!"
Shadow quickly moves over to the pan. "Nope."
Blake glances at the front door, "Sun, and Neptune are still gone..."
"Can't say I'm surprised," Yang says. "If I was in Neptune's shoes I'd keep my distance for a while. I'll take them some food later."
Rouge goes back to the dough, getting back to tossing it.
Shadow watches her silently, his tail wagging softly.
Yang grins, "I wonder if any of the Chaos Emerald let you read minds."
"If one did, I'm not telling you which one." Knuckles replies.
Yang bends over, and presses her breasts into the back of his head as she hugs him, "I was joking Knuckles... Though if you were serious I might be able to change your mind..."
He tenses a little, blushing. "Now I need to make sure you never find out. You'd be really scary with that kind of power."
Rouge places the dough on the pan once it's stretched and ready. "Alright Blake, let's see that sauce."
Yang snickers, and Blake rolls her eyes at the innuendo as she brings the big mixing bowl of sauce over to Rouge.
Rouge pours it on the dough before adding lots of cheese. "Is your sausage ready, Shadow?"
Shadow simply sighs at that innuendo and brings over the sausage and bacon.
Yang shakes her head in amusement, and with a cheeky grin she decides to try tickling her boyfriend.
Knuckles yelps and squirms. "Hey! What are you doing?!"
Yang licks her lips impishly, and she hauls him into her lap as she sits in a chair. Then she starts to tickle him furiously. "Ah! Yang! Stop right now!" Knuckles shouts, trying to make her leg go without bopping her face.
"Oh you could try being nicer," Yang giggles, hugging him close with one arm. She keeps tickling him with her free hand while nuzzling the top of his head.
He scowls and reaches down, tickling her thighs.
"KYAH!" Yang jerks so violently she drops him to the floor.
He smirks and jumps onto her, tickling her hard.
She squirms , her chair toppling over as she tussles with Knuckles, "How are you doing that without fingers?!"
"I have fingers. I just wear boxing gloves." Knuckles smirks, tickling her stomach.
Yang bucks, and wiggles under him, "S-stop! Gonna hit you, I swear!"
"If I do, we're done tickle fighting." He smiles, but stops tickling her.
She laughs with a sigh, and pokes his nose, "Point to you this time."
He chuckles and leans in, kissing her lovingly.
She shuts her eyes, and kisses him back with a smile, running her fingers through his dreads.
Once the kiss is over, Knuckles smiles at her. "Hey Yang, if you will pretty much kill anyone who takes off some of your hair... what do you do about hair that comes off by itself, like with a hairbrush?"
Yang chuckles nervously, "Well... Um... Who's got the what now?"
"That explains the mane," Blake mutters. Then out loud she asks, "You use your fingers, don't you?"
Yang gulps, "...Pretty much..."
"Well, what happens when you accidentally pull out some hair?" Knuckles tilts his head.
"Not like I can break my own hands," she mutters. "Still pisses me off..."
"Maybe if you kept your hair better, it won't come out as often." He smiles and pets her hair.
The air in the room suddenly feels very heavy as she gives him a cold stare right in the eye, "You saying there's something wrong with my hair?"
He pales, and gulps. "N-no... I'm saying if you used a hairbrush, your hair would look even nicer!"
She slowly blinks at him, "..."
In the bedroom Ruby, and Weiss jump when they hear a loud crashing sound. Ruby bravely opens the bedroom door to see Yang dusting off her hands, and a suspiciously Mobian sized hole in the ceiling.
"And there's the first argument." Shadow finishes decorating the pizza before putting it in the oven.
"I guess that saying about happy wives meaning happy lives applies to girlfriends too," Blake comments, and peers up through the hole. "I think I still see him... That little speck up there? Rouge you might want to move."
Rouge quickly moves away as Knuckles crashes through the ceiling and hits the ground hard, moaning.
Yang picks up a bucket in the corner of the room, "If anyone needs me I'll be washing flour out of my hair." Then she steps out of the house without looking at Knuckles.
Knuckles whimpers quietly, twitching.
Ruby scratches her head in confusion, and then deadpans with a blank face, "He insulted her hair, didn't he? Has to have something to do with her hair, if he'd pulled any out he'd be more... Broke."
"He asked if she could try combing it so her hair would look nicer." Shadow states.
Ruby raises her eyebrows, "And he's still conscious? Wow... She really must love him."
Knuckles groans, getting to his feet and walking slowly after her.
"And he must be really stupid." Shadow deadpans.
"And this is news to you?" Blake sweatdrops at Shadow.
"Be nice," Weiss says as she steps out. "He's our host after all... Let's leave them to their spat for the time being."