Ok I know this came out sooner than I said it would, but I ended up getting the chapter of my other stories out WAY faster than I expected, so surprise surprise!

The nex mourni StarGleam wock (Wock wock! Alarm clock!) up and HawkForost was still sleppin next to her. She dint wnat to ake him so she letf he then and went to look for a bunch of ctas to go on parolt. (Isn't that the deputy's job?)

"JazzSong RedPaw LakePaw (REDPAW AND LAKEPAW ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!) FlamePelt your all goint on a parolel to the Windyclna broader." She said and then she went back to her den to wake HawkGorest up she had to tell him sumthn.

"HawkFrost lets get marred." (Holy crap that was bold.) She cok him up and locked at him expacently as he blined his amber eys. (MARRY ME BABY!)

"Oh sweat (I'm pretty sure you're just supposed to sweat, not say 'oh sweat') that's a freat idea! (You are succumbing to eternal doom) he said." Sould we talthe claN?"

"Yah thats whu I was wakcg you up." (Go back to sleep it's not worth it.) She left the den and HawkfOrst (Would it actually kill you to spell him name right ONCE?) was folowig. "Let All Vats (Vats? Like from Fallout 4?) Older To Cath There On Pray Gather Hear Benth The High:edge For A Clan Mettin!

They all gathered even though Milloe (...) was upset that BriadPaw (BRIADPAW?) had been hurt. (She was crippled, and after she was crippled she was named Briarlight, so HA!) (a/n i havent actually red Fading Eches yet (oh...) but Ive heard that she gets hurt!1!1!1111")

"HawkFrost and I are getting mriaged!" (I object!) yelld StarPaw happ;y. Everone startwf crapping! (They were just so happy and surprised that they all started crapping right in the clearing.) They were soooo happly for StarGstar they new she nedded a mat. (A woman does not need a footmat! She can live without one!)

"Do you knw what we shuld do?" called out BubPaw (What kinda name is that?) and StarGleam didn't want to listen to him because he was stpid (Ruuuuude) (a/n just look at his narem how culd he NOT be stupd!1?1 (Ok this person is a bully, don't judge a book by it's name woman!) ) but she was ledar so she decided to hurm him. "What is ist BubmFlit" (Now with the mean nicknames? Bad leader! Bad leader!) she esked lokoking at the he cat.

"We should go annunce it at the Gathern!" he said and everony chered. They all aruged with him. (Wait, did they cheer? Or did they argue? I'm actually confused this time.) So the Thhner caln cats left for the Gatherin. But when they got there... they saw... BullStar was dead! In his palsh was... FLAMESTAR! (Dun dun DUN!)

Bakka!