Light and L fell on to the sofa with L on the top and Light on the bottom. They were in the middle of an intense make out session with their hands exploring each other's backs and torsos and their tongues exploring each other's mouths. It was fast and rough. Light pulled back for breath and they lay there looking into each other's eyes panting a little. "How'd you think Matt and Mello are doing?" Light asked.
"They're probably doing fine. They don't stay in fights for long," L said in between planting Light's neck with butterfly kisses.
"Are you sure? It looked like a proper kiss and although we knew what was going on, mm, and with Mello's temper..." Light could hardly speak with L's hot kisses on his neck and under his ear.
"Don't worry Light-kun, we heard Mello screaming at him so that's a good sign," L continued his butterfly kisses and bit at the skin on Light's neck lightly, earning a moan from him.
"Okay," Light sighed.
"Now just relax," L sat up and took Light's shirt off and his own. He kissed along Light's collar bone before moving down his nipples. He bit and tugged at one with his teeth whilst squeezing at the other which drew a moan from Light. L continued down to his abs, kissing and licking the hot skin. Light felt his member harden as L planted more kisses over his abs. He began unbuttoning Light's trousers and discarded of the unnecessary clothing. He pulled his boxers off and admired Light's manhood.
"Wait," Light propped himself up on his elbows and L looked up.
"Yes? Is something wrong?"
"If I'm gonna be naked, I want you to be naked, too," Light smirked. L got off of Light to take off his trousers. He dropped them to his ankles and pulled down his boxers and pulled them down bending over in the process. Just at that moment Mello barged in.
"WOAH," he said, stepping back and covering his eyes. Matt stepped in with his phone, camera at the ready and snapped a picture of L's naked butt and Light spread out on the sofa with his dick on display.
"Hahah! I got you guys," Matt said, laughing.
"Matt!" Light said, covering his penis with a cushion. Matt continued chuckling.
"You better not be thinking of that picture when we fuck, Matty," Mello said, still with his eyes hidden behind his arm. L pulled his strawberry patterned boxers up and grabbed his trousers.
"I may look like I'm a pervert, but you're a real one," L said t Matt and stepping into his trousers, irritated. Light-kun's probably not in the mood anymore...hmph. Light put his boxers back on properly under the cushion and then started dressing himself, too.
"Hey, Light, keep that shirt off," Matt said, winking. He got a hit round the back of the head from Mello. "I was joking,"
"No I agree. Keep it off Caramel boy," L said. Mello wolf whistled.
"You guys are just..." Light couldn't find any words. "At least you've got good taste," Light smiled.
"We should all fuck together sometime," Matt said in a mutter, almost to himself. Mello wrapped his arms around his waist from behind.
"You, my dear, are disgusting," he whispered into Matt's ear.
"I certainly am," Matt said back.
"Why did you guys feel the need to come barging in like that, then?" Light asked.
"We wanted to update you guys that Mello and I broke up," Matt said.
"Very good. What's the real reason," L said.
"We wanted to hangout," Mello shrugged, pecking Matt on the cheek and sitting on the sofa.
"Oh, yes, please, come in," Light said sarcastically.
"Okily dokily," Matt slid on to Mello's lap.
"Yes, it's not like you interrupted anything," L said sitting on an arm chair.
"I'll grab some beer," Light gave L a peck on the lips and went to grab the bottles. As soon as Light left the room L sat forward towards Matt and Mello.
"You two are the worst friends in the world, I can't believe you barged in here took a picture of my naked ass," Matt grinned, "and I was just about to get it on with Light for the first time and you two just ruined it," L said in a harsh whisper.
"You love us really," Mello smiled, faking innocence, "anyway we didn't even know you were trying to fuck the living day lights out of Light,"
"That was the worst pun of all time," Matt said.
"It was truly terrible,"
"I know you liked it L,"
"I didn't."
"You did though,"
"No, I didn't,"
"You did,"
"You're right I did shut up," L sighed.
"How does it feel knowing that my boyfriend's hotter than yours," Mello asked.
"What? Light isn't my boyfriend...is he?"
"Well, ask him now," Light was walking back in with a pack of beer.
"Ask him what," Light smiled, putting the bottles on the coffee table.
"Uhm," L started.
"Are you L's boyfriend?" Matt blurted out.
"Matt!" L snapped.
"It's okay. I guess we are boyfriends," Light smiled at L. He knew it was fast but he knew L agreed. He took a sigh of relief.
"So we getting smashed?" Matt asked, grabbing a beer.
"I don't know, the hangover was pretty harsh," Mello said.
"I don't mind," L said, shrugging and retrieving a beer for himself and Light.
"Thanks. I don't have any other drinks," Light took the beer.
"We're loaded up with alcohol," Matt pointed at his apartment.
"And tobacco," Mello rolled his eyes.
"Healthy," Light said, sipping his beer. "How about a take away?" Light grabbed his phone from the table.
"Yeah, I could go for a Chinese," L said.
"I prefer Indian," Mello said.
"I WANT PIZZA," Matt announced.
"Guys, we have to agree on one thing. Personally, I don't mind," Light chuckled.
"Okay...let's go pizza," Matt said, smiling.
"No! Indian," Mello demanded.
"Chinese, Chinese, Chinese, Chinese," L chanted.
"Pizzaaaaaaaaaaa," Matt held the final letter for a while.
"Guys, I can't think with your silly bickering," Light giggled.
"We'll have to compromise," L said.
"Duh," Mello rolled his eyes.
"How about we pick the best option," Matt said.
"I swear to God if you say pi-"
"PIZZAAAA," Matt through his hands in the air, his bottle in one hand.
"I hate you," L dead panned.
"Children, shush," Light said, "I kinda want pizza,"
"WINNER!" Matt bounced lightly.
"Matt, you are on my lap and giving me a boner," Mello said, patting Matt on the back.
"Sorry," Matt smirked and continued anyway. Mello let out a moan and Matt giggled.
"Guys, please," Light said.
"You've seen my naked butt isn't that enough fun for today," L dead panned and Light chuckled.
"It sure was exciting," Light muttered to himself. L winked at him.
"You guys are weeeiiird," Matt said, his bounces ceased.
"Says the smoking, drinking, video gaming, conning, anus-picture-taking, almost-cheating twenty year old creep," Mello said.
"You're the one fucking all that," Matt bounced, pointing at himself with his thumbs.
"Yeah. And I love it," Mello sipped his beer. Matt looked out to the distance and made a high pitched "woo".
"Let's order pizza, then," Light concluded.
"Ugh...fine," Mello pouted.
"I'll order one,"
"I'd order three if I were you," Matt said, tilting his bottle towards Light.
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah, we eat a lot," L smiled sheepishly.
"Like, a shit load," Matt said.
"Demonstrated by L earlier," Mello added.
"Okay, as long as you guys are willing to chip in,"
"AAaaaWWW!" Matt flopped back on to Mello.
"Yeah, that's fine," Mello said, rolling his eyes. Light dialled in the phone number and when he said "hello" they all took the chance to embarrass him.
"Hello-" Light began.
"UUUUuuuuHHH, Light! RIghT THERE, again," L moaned into the phone.
"This is the best orgy EVER," Matt said, panting and moaning.
"We should do this...mmmmm...more than four times a oh my God right there...day," Mello chimed in.
"Guys, please...yes I would like three pizzas...what toppings, guys?"
"Oh, Light, I like it when you're my topping," Matt groaned into the phone.
"Guys, seriously," Light said in a serious tone.
"I want it big and meaty," L moaned into the phone. Light sighed.
"Okay...one large, meat pizza...what others?" Light dead panned (almost as well as L).
"I'll go plain cheese," Matt said.
"One large cheese, too,"
"Mello, what about you?"
"I'll share with Matt,"
"Will you now?" Matt said.
"Yes,"
"Okay."
"Light-kun can share with me," L smiled.
"Of course. That'll be all, thank you,"
"Wait! What about...dough balls?" Matt smiled mischievously.
"Fine. And some dough balls, please."
"Make sure they're big," Mello chimed up.
"Yeah, big and juicy," L said.
"Really moist," Matt said. They all giggled as Light rolled his eyes.
"One portion of dough balls too...and...makethembigmoistandjuicy," Light muttered the last part.
"Sorry, sir, what was that last bit?"
"Make sure the balls are big, moist and juicy," Light rolled his eyes, "so I can fit more than one in my mouth." Matt, Mello and Light roared with laughter at Light's improvisation.
"Nice one, Caramel Boy," Matt chuckled. Light hung up the phone and took a large swig of beer.
"I shall fetch the booze!" Mello announced and stood up letting Matt fall off his lap and on to his ass on the ground.
"Owie," Matt said.
"Don't complain or I'll stuff my balls in your mouth,"
"You've done that once already today," Matt smiled. L and Light shifted and L coughed awkwardly. Mello went to retrieve the alcoholic beverages which were kept in the kinky apartment opposite. Matt face-planted where Mello was sitting.
"What are you doing?" L asked.
"I am getting very comfortable," Matt said into the sofa.
"What if Mello farted there?"
"He didn't,"
"How can you tell?"
"It still smells of leather,"
"Or my sofas are actually made of real leather," Light said.
"Or they're not," Matt said, getting up and sitting on the sofa properly.
"I think they are,"
"I'm afraid not, Light-kun," L said.
"Oh." Light looked disappointed. Mello returned with three bottles of vodka and a bottle of scotch. "How healthy," Light said, raising his eye brows.
"This stuff is nice," Mello said, looking at the label.
"It is pretty good," Matt agreed.
"Okay, I'll give it a try," Light said. He took the bottle and opened it up and took a sip. As it ran down his throat it burned and dried out his mouth and he gasped and made a hissing sound. "Gah, that is very nice but uh, it burns," Mello and Matt giggled at Light's foolishness.
They had already drunk two bottles of beer and a bottle of vodka between them. They were getting quite drunk, and then the door buzzer buzzed. Light staggered up and hit the talking button thing. "Yeeeeeaaah? –hic-" Light said and he heard his friends giggle in the background.
"Uhm, pizza delivery for Light Yagami?"
"YEAH!" Matt said, punching the air.
"Careful, bitch, you nearly punched me!" Mello swatted at Matt's hands.
"Sorry, babe," Matt said, stroking Mello's cheek. He was sitting on the floor in front of Mello on the sofa in between his legs.
"You never call me babe," Mello said holding Matt's hand. Matt just giggled.
"I'll buzz you iiiiin," Light said, drunkenly.
"Light-kun, come sit on me!" L said waving his arms around. Light giggled and sat on L's lap. L wrapped his arms around Light and squeezed. "Am I a good –hic- hugger, Light-kun?" L giggled.
"You're strong," Light said, "have you got a boner?"
"Probably," L said, giggling. There was a knock at the door.
"I'll get it!" Mello said, jumping up. "Shall I take off my shirt?"
"YEAH!" Matt said, once again fisting the air.
"Heheh. I bet I'll get a discount."
"We all should," Light said.
"Apart from L," Matt said, "L hide in the other room," L had no objections and crawled out the room. Mello opened the door and gave the deliverer a flirtatious smile.
"Hi," he said, leaning on the door frame. The guy at the door blushed.
"Uh-uhm, pizza delivery?" the boy said, holding up the pizzas and stuttering. He could hardly stop looking down at Mello's abs.
"That's me," Light said, hopping up and strolling over to the doorway counting the notes in his hands. The boy's face blushed an even darker shade of red.
"Uh-um, that'll b-be twenty two p-pounds and..uh...fifty pence, please," the boy continued to stutter and giving up on resisting the temptation of staring at the boys' abs.
"There ya go," Light handed over two notes, "keep the change," Light said, winking.
"Th-thank you,"
"Come OooOOn gUYS! I WANT PiiiZZAAA!" Matt leaped onto Mello's back, forcing Mello to give him a piggy back. The boy blushed darker. "Hey kiddo," Matt winked, "What's your name, cutie pie?" the pizza boy blushed even more.
"T-touta," he said, swallowing.
"Hey, as in, Touta -hic- Matsuda?" Light said, almost losing his balance.
"Yes,"
"TOUTY!" Light exclaimed.
"Oh my God...Light? Light Yagami?" Matsuda smiled.
"Yeah!" Light once again almost fell over.
"How's it going?"
"He is going great," Matt said, slapping Light's butt which everyone found hilarious.
"I'm fine, thanks," Light said, giggling.
"Great. Anyway, here's your pizzas," Matsuda said, shaking his head and handing over the pizzas. "See you guys later," Matsuda began turning around to walk away. Light shut the door, shaking his head and laughed. They all fell on to the sofa and called L back in.
"HEY KIIIIIIIIIIDS!" he said, running in with his arms out like a plane.
"Hey pervert," Mello said.
"Hey, Light, who was that?" Matt asked, opening up the pizzas that let out puffs of steam.
"That was Matsuda. He used to have a massive crush on me during high school,"
"Well you're mine now," L said, bundling Light into his arms.
"I sure am, panda man," Light said, giggling into L's clothes.
"This pizza is pretty damn good," Mello said sitting next to Matt who was stuffing his face.
"Mmm, I'd fuck it if I could, man," Matt moaned, his cheeks stuffed with pizza.
