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"Now, you're going to have to explain to your mother why I let you eat all this junk food." Carlisle said as he chomped down on a chicken nugget.

"I will." Jasper smiled. "I'll tell her you didn't want to make me any real food so you made me hot dogs and chicken nuggets, with Mt. Dew and buttered popcorn."

"You just want to get me in trouble." Carlisle laughed. "And I do believe that we agreed on plain popcorn with no butter so you weren't eating all junk food."

Jasper put on a innocent face.

"I must have grabbed the wrong package. I didn't know it was buttered until after I popped it."

"Right," Carlisle rolled his eyes. "Sure, that's what happened."

"I love you Daddy!" Jasper smiled.

Jasper's POV:

"Okay boys, I want you all to be on your best behavior here." Carlisle said as they pulled into Memee's drive way.

I looked out the window. The small house was surrounded by cars. The more cars, the more people...

I sank down into my seat.

"Dad I don't wanna be here." I whined.

"I know bud." He sighed. "But when something like this happens we have to be there for the rest of the family."

"You said that some people who weren't at our birthday party are going to be here." I said. "Edward and I don't even know all of them."

"Don't worry baby." Mom soothed.

"Just stick with me." Emmett said with a smile. "You two Edward. We'll find someway to escape."

"I hope so." I sighed.

We all walked into the small, cramped house with people all over the place. It was a nice home for a grandmother, but with all of these people inside, it was terrible.

You came through the front door and came to a hallway that led all the way to the back of the house. When you walked down the hallway, the first rooms you come to are the living room on your right and the kitchen on your left. Farther down is the only bathroom on the left and a closet on the right. After the bathroom and closet there was the laundry room on your left and a extra bedroom that the grand kids used when they sleep over with a bunk bed and a day bed in it on the right.

A blond lady was crying hysterically off to the side, a black-haired women was chasing two toddlers around and she looked to old for them to be her kids. Another lady had brown hair and was on the phone with someone.

Dad introduced them as Edward and my aunts on his side.

More people, people that seemed about Memee's age, were all over the place talking to everyone. We weren't introduced to them, but they took care of that.

They swarmed around Edward and I. We were attacked by strong perfume, lipstick covered lips, and old hands that wanted to 'just pinch our adorable chubby cheeks!' as they put it...

I don't like this, I don't like this, I DON'T LIKE THIS!

I don't know any of these people! They were hugging and kissing us and I don't know any of them! I just wanted to away from them!

"Jasper, Edward!" Dad called. He was in the kitchen and we never made it five steps from the front door. "Sorry ladies, but they haven't had anything to eat all day. Come on and get some food boys."

We quickly took that chance to escape and hurried to the kitchen.

"Thanks Dad." Edward and I said together as Dad handed each of us a paper plate with a sloppy joe on it.

"No problem." He said. "Find a seat and eat."

We sat next to Emmett at the table, who was already digging into his third sloppy joe.

How'd he do that? We weren't even here for five minutes yet...

Mom came in and stood next to Dad and the blond aunt stopped her tears and started ripping into her.

"How could you let those boys go all day without eating what kind of mother are you look at Emmett he's already into his third helping you seem to think your kids can fend for themselves they're just little." She said without any pause between sentences.

"Jasper isn't comfortable around so many people he doesn't know, I just said that to get him away from them." Dad stopped her. "He ate at home. Edward wasn't hungry all day, but I'm making him eat now."

"What a example to set for your children teaching them its okay to lie how did you two get approved for foster parents when you do things like that I swear they'll give children to anyone these days."

I felt bad. If I wasn't so uncomfortable around everyone he wouldn't have had to lie and Aunt Blond wouldn't be saying things like that to him.

"Looks like blond-zilla is on the rampage." Edward whispered to me. I laughed.

"They really do let anyone have children." Emmett whispered. "They let that nutcase have kids."

We all laughed. They were going back and forth whispering about Aunt Blond. I wish I could remember her name...

We were all laughing so hard that we were close to falling out of our seats. Dad gave us a strange look and Mom just shook her head.

"Dad, I'm tired." I sighed. We were in the living room. Edward was sitting next to Dad and fell asleep with his head on Dad's shoulder, and I was sitting at Dad's feet as he rubbed my shoulders.

"I know big guy. Do you want to go in the back bedroom and go to bed?"

I nodded yes and stood up.

"I'll take Edward." Emmett offered. He picked Edward up honeymoon style so Dad could stand up.

"Is he cranky if you wake him up?" The aunt with the black hair asked. Her two little grand kids were still running around.

"Yeah," Dad answered.

Both the black and blond haired aunt started lecturing my Dad about how he's raising us.

They were doing that all day. Everything my Dad did was wrong.

"There you go." Dad said as he pulled the covers up to Edwards shoulders.

Edward yawned and his eyes slowly opened.

"Dad?" He asked. "Where are we?"

"We're at Memees house big guy." Dad answered.

"Where's Mom?"

"She had to go to the store to pick up a couple of things for your Aunt Tara and Aunt Jackie."

Okay, so the blond aunt and the black haired aunt was Tara and Jackie... now I just had to figure out which was which.

The aunt with the brown hair was my favorite. Her name was Elizabeth but we called her Aunt Lizzy. She was nice, and she didn't complain about everything my Dad did.

Edward was happy with his answer, closed his eyes and was back asleep

"Love you bud." Dad kissed his forehead.

"Okay Jazz, why don't you take the top bunk." Emmett said. "I'm sleeping in here too and it'll be easier for you to climb up and down than it would for me."

I agreed, climbed up the ladder and leaned a little over the edge of the bed.

"Love you big guy." Dad said. He ruffled my hair.

"Love you too."

"Sleep tight guys." Emmett said before leaving the room.

Dad turned the light off and went to head out but I stopped him.

"What do you need Jazz?" He asked.

"Do you think that you could call Mom and see if she'll stop at the house and bring me my pillow case?" I asked timidly.

"Sure." He smiled.

"Thanks Dad."

"If you need anything else just come get me."

"Can I ask you something?" I asked. He nodded yes.

"Why do we have to sleep over here?"

"Your Aunt Tara and Jackie want me and your mother to stay her. They're afraid someones going to break in or something." He rolled his eyes.

"Oh."

"Go to sleep bud." He said. "I'll see you in the morning."