Chapter twenty is live, ladies and gents. Remember, we're still in Jeff's point of view. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I own nothing but my OC and idea. All others mentioned belong to their respective owners. All mistakes are my own and I apologize for them.
Side Note: Let's just say that for argument's sake, Edge and Lita are still together. Carry on.

I'm A Hardy Girl

I laughed when Krista called Lita a whore. "What, Jeff? If the boot fits, ya know."

"I didn't say a word, Kris. I just think it's hysterical that you said that."

"Well, forgive me if our history makes me a bitter bitch at the mere mention of that harlot's name. I can't stand that woman." Krista put a pillow over her head and started to mumble what I could only think were more, very offensive, insults towards Lita. I didn't blame her, though; Lita had a knack of disgusting people everywhere she went. Apparently, this hotel was no different. "Why don't you invite Cena up here?"

"He said he was leaving the hotel. He'd rather not hang around while those two are in the pool." Krista shrugged.

"Good enough reason. I sure as hell am not leaving this room if those two are down there. Although, that means I'm stuck in here with you two."

"You could just avoid the pool area, Krista."

"Have you seen this hotel, Matt? The pool was in direct line with the lobby...with big windows and no curtains."

"Go around the lobby, then. There has to be more than one way out of this hotel." Krista shrugged again.

"Find one and I'll take it, Matt."

"I will." Matt stood up, grabbed his phone and a hat. "I'll give you directions once I'm out." Krista laughed. "What?"

"Sounds like we're trying a prison break and you're our guinea pig."

"It's pretty much that way, Krista. Lita just does that to people." Krista nodded. "I'll call you once I'm out."

"Later, Matt." The two of us watched Matt leave and I walked over to Krista, putting my arms around her waist. "So what should we do while we wait, Krista?" Krista laughed and I kissed her neck.

"Depends on how much time we have, Jeff."

"I can do a lot in a short amount of time." Krista laughed and turned around in my arms.

"I'm not sure if you gave yourself credit or just insulted yourself."

"Let's just call it down the middle and say it was a little of both."

"Deal." I smiled and leaned in to give Krista a kiss. She instantly wrapped her arms around my neck, pulling me in even closer. Krista deepened the kiss and within seconds, I had her backed up against the wall while we were making out. I was about to slip my hand up her shirt when my phone started to ring. Dammit Matt, I was just starting to get somewhere. I groaned and pulled away from Krista, making her laugh at me.

"Hello?"

"I found a way out of this place without going through the lobby. Let's get out of here."

"Will do, Matt. How we going?"

"Take the elevator to lobby but instead of turning right to go through the main doors, go left instead of right and that takes you out the side entrance."

"It took that long for you to get out of here?" I checked the clock in the room and it had been twenty minutes.

"I ran into Shannon, relax. You know how chatty he is."

"True. We'll be down in a few minutes, Matt."

"See ya, bro."

"Later." We hung up and I turned my attention to Krista. "He found a way out." Krista nodded, licking her lips and giving me a look. "But, if you have something else you want to do, we can always tell Matt that something came up." Krista laughed and scanned my body, sending shivers down my spine.

"Hmm, something like you came up?" Her emphasis on the word 'up' made me smirk.

"What do you say, Krista? Let Matt have some fun of his own for an hour or two and then have some dinner together?"

"Sounds like a plan to me." I smirked and redialed Matt's number.

"Hey bro."

"Hey, Matt. Listen, something came up so-"

"You don't need to say anymore, Jeff. You two have fun. Call me when you're done." I laughed.

"You want to do dinner later?"

"Sure. Only if you're buying."

"I think I can do that."

"Then I'd love to have dinner with you two lovebirds. I'll talk to you later, Jeff."

"Later, Matt." I hung up with my brother for the second time in ten minutes and threw my phone on the couch, a safe distance to keep from distracting me and Krista.

-FIN-

That's the end of this one. I sincerely apologize for the long wait. My other stories are hiding this one from me so I'm always having to search for it. Reviews are appreciated. : )