I'll bet you're probably wondering why this next chapter is up so early. Well, I'm gonna be working on something for school soon. MY CULMINATING PROJECT!! It's this project that you need to do in order to graduate from high school. And the most annoying part is, I'm gonna be working on it THE WHOLE SCHOOL YEAR!! So yeah. Now you see why I got this chapter up so quickly. I want to finish this arc of the story immediately before I work my butt off on this school thing. So expect a huge amount of updates as you read the remaining chapters. Enjoy.
(Meanwhile, in the Bucketron. . . .)
Marlon: ROAR!!
Plankton: Can it, Mar! You're stuck in my power! YOU'LL NEVER GET OUT OF THIS ONE! HAHAHAHA!
Karen: Plankton.
Plankton: What is it my computer wife?
Karen: Nick and his crew are heading to Hyrule. Should we follow him?
Plankton: And let Marlon attack him while I never get the chance to beat Spongebob? No way! Change of plans Karen. It seems that Nick has some friends on Destiny Islands. Isn't that what we've wanted?
Karen: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ISN'T?! YOU MADE THIS PLAN TO LURE NICK!
Plankton: Yes! That's right! Once we go there, I'll turn Nicks friends and all the local islanders into MY SLAVES!!
Karen: Wait a minute! Sora's tough friend is gaurding there! How can we stop him?
Plankton: Remember the last time at the Krusty Krab 2?
Karen: The mind controlling bucket helmets?
Plankton: Exactly! When the locals of Destiny Island wear the mind controlling buckets, I WILL MAKE THEM DO AS I COMMAND!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ALL HAIL PLANKTON!! ALL HAIL PLANKTON!! ALL HAIL PLANKTON!!
Karen: Hoo boy.
(Nick, Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Chao, and Mark got off the Patty Rocket as they walk around the field of Hyrule. Nick spots a castle in the distance.)
Nick: Look! That must be the castle.
Mark: My castle is much bigger than that dumb concrete fortress.
Chao: Chao!
Spongebob: You're right Chao! I think I hear someone too!
Patrick: Oh no! I forgot to go to the bathroom!
(Patrick runs back to the rocket while Nick and the others head to the castle. After going up a few floors, Nick hears the sound of someone fighting, and monsters screeching.)
Squidward: Uh, that sounds dangerous.
Nick: Whoever that is, we have to help.
(Nick runs into different rooms in the castle. As they kept searching, they see dozens of heartless fighting a young boy wearing a green tunic and ahat wielding a large sword.)
Nick: Link! He's fighting the heartless.
(The heartless hide in the ground and sneak up behind Link. Before he has time to react, the heartless pounce out of the ground and knock Link hard on the floor.)
Link: AAAAAAAHHHH!!
Nick: Hang on!
(Nick and his friends use all of their weapons in their disposal to fend off the heartless and protect Link. But they failed to realize what the heartless were really after. Link recovers from the attack and sees the heartless running off with a girl in a white and purple dress with long burnette hair. Spongebob also notices this.)
Spongebob: Oh, no! She's in trouble!
(Link heads outside the room and into the entrance of the castle to rescue Zelda.)
Nick: Come on Spongebob, we gotta help him out!
Spongebob: Right!
(Nick, Spongebob, and Squidward head in the castle. Mark follows as well, but various monsters such as Octoroks and Redeads appear in the way.)
Spongebob: AAAAAAHHH!! ZOMBIES!!
Mark: WHOA! SO NOT COOL!
Nick: They're working for the heartless as well. Come on, lets get. . .
(Nick gets hit by the Octoroks rock spitting attack.)
Nick: OW!!
(The Redeads grab Squidward and Spongebob.)
Squidward: HATING THIS!
Spongebob: OH NEPTUNE!! SAVE ME! SAVE ME!! Oh, I hate horror movies!
(But as they await their demise, a mysterious figure destroys the Octoroks and Redeads.)
??: Now it's your chance to escape.
Squidward: But who are you?
??: JUST GO! I'll hold them off!
Squidward: Alright already! Don't get so snippy about it.
(Nick, Spongebob, Squidward, and Mark head to Link who is outside in the courtyard. As they come outside, they find Link along with the heartless.)
Link: HAAAAH!!
(Link used a spin attack, but the heartless are way too agile and avoid the attack.)
Nick: Link!
Link: Eh?
Nick: We're coming to help you!
(The heartless see Nick coming to Links aid and pounce.)
Nick: HEY HEARTLESS?? YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?!
(Nicks ultimasword starts glowing and fires small orbs at the approaching heartless. After they were all wasted, he uses his newly learned cure spell to help Link back up.)
Spongebob: Are you OK Link?
Link: I'm fine, but those monsters got away with Zelda. Who are they?
Spongebob: No time to explain. Wow. The heartless almost mauled you back there. Luckily Nick was able to use his ultimasword to save you.
Link: The ultimasword? Wait. You're from the Society? I've heard about you.
Squidward: Who hasn't?
Link: Maybe you can help me save Zelda from them.
Spongebob: Who would kidnap a princess?
Link: The King of Evil, Ganondorf. He plans to destroy Hyrule.
Spongebob: Ganondorf? He's gonna do that?
Mark: Well duh. That is what he is like saying.
(More heartless appear out of nowhere.)
Mark: AUGH! WHERE ARE THOSE HEARTLESS LIKE COMING FROM?!
Nick: We better get back to the Patty Rocket! There are so many heartless here, there is a good chance this world will be overrun.)
Link: In that case, we have to find Ganondorf and stop him fast.
(Nick, Spongebob, Mark, Squidward, and Link head outside the castle where they meet Patrick by the Patty Rocket.)
Link: Ganondorf lives in the Dark World. If we go there, we can take him by surprise and stop him.
Mark: DUDE!! NO WAY I'M NOT GOING THERE! There could be one thing that Yugopatamians hate!
(Mark sees Patrick eating a chocolate bar.)
Patrick: Mmmm!!
Mark: AHHHHHHH!! CHOCOLATE!! THAT STUFF WILL KILL ME!
Nick: OK, concentrate. We need to get to the Dark World.
Mark: Guys! I like analyzed Gunondork's dark world.
Link: It's Ganondorf.
Mark: Whatever dude. That place is like totally guarded by hoards of heartless.
Spongebob: Then we got no time to lose. We gotta get to the Dark World somehow.
Nick: We'll take the Patty Rocket.
Chao: Chao?
Nick: Gary, take us to the Dark World.
Gary: Meow!
(Everyone boards the Patty Rocket and heads to dark world. At hyper-speed they enter the world and get off the Patty Rocket. Mark screams when they enter.)
Mark: AAAAHH!! WAAAAAAAAAAAY TOO DARKY!!
Squidward: Will you just shut up?
Mark: How can I? There are like heartless everywhere!
Nick: Wait a minute, say that again!
Mark: I said, the heartless ARE everywhere!
(Everyone looks up in the sky and see it overflowing with heartless.)
Spongebob: Uh-oh. He's right!
Patrick: AAAAAAAAAAHH!!
Nick: This may be more difficult than I thought.
Link: What do you mean?
Nick: When we're in a world that is this close to the darkness, the heartless become more powerful by the minute.
Squidward: Eeesh! If the heartless are that strong, imagine how tough this Ganondorf guy could be.
Link: This is bad. Are chances for victory may be slim, but we have no choice.
Hades: You got that right!
(The gang looks in front of them to see four Organization villains standing in their way. It's Dr. Draken, Shego, Hades, and Hamsterviel.)
Nick: Hey! What are you doing in the Dark World?
Hamsterviel: What do you think? Stopping you from stopping Ganondorf!
Mark: Dudes! Like get out of our way before I blast you all to bi. . .
(Mark looks at Dr. Drakens ponytail.)
Mark: AAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH! A PONYTAIL! IT'S SO GIRLY AND NICE!!
(Mark cowers behind Nick. All of the villains laugh at them.)
Hades: Hahahahaha! Oh, man! Where did you get this guy?!
Nick: Hey, shut up!
Dr. Draken: Shego! Blast them!
(Shego jumps and fires glowing energy from her hands. Everyone dodges the shots while Mark cowers in fear.)
Mark: AAAUUUGGGHHHH!! LIKE, GET AWAY FROM ME!
Nick: I thought you Yugopotamians loved mean and bad.
Mark: NOT WHEN IT'S AGAINST ME DUDE!
(Shego fired another energy blast, but Links shield guarded it retaliates back at her.)
Shego: GAH! I just knew that was going to happen.
Dr. Draken: SHEGO! What are you doing?! Get back up and fight!
Hades: Relax. I'll handle this.
(Hades prepares a huge fireball and throws them both at our heroes.)
Mark: AAUUGGHH!! STILL WAY UNCOOL!
(But then, Link somehow deflected the attack. As they flames died down, Link holds the triforce in his hands.)
Hades: What the! What the heck is this? Some kind of shape?
Hamsterviel: AUGH! Lookout!
(Link charges at the villains and performs his most powerful attack, the Triforce Slash on all four of them.)
Hamsterviel: OW! How dare you! When the Organization wins, you will all be the first to perish!
Spongebob: You better get out of our way Hamsterwiel.
Hamsterviel: HAMSTERVIEL!!
Dr. Draken: Let's just get out of here! This place is creepy!
Hades: Really? I kinda like it.
(All of the villains escape through a portal. Then everyone continues to Ganondorfs castle.)
Nick: (pant pant) Man that was close. Huh?
(Nick sees a piece of paper on the ground.)
Nick: What's that?
Squidward: Some kind of note.
Spongebob: Oh boy! Let me read it!
(Spongebob reads the note. It says "You'll need the help of Sora's friend first.")
Spongebob: Hey! Nobody signed it.
(Nick looks at the note.)
Nick: This note is ripped in half! We need to get the other half to complete it.
Patrick: Oh boy! A 2 piece puzzle!
Mark: This must've been from a stranger! A call from the sky, which I don't care!
(As they continue on, some Anti-fairies appear above them. Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda were leading them.)
Anti-Cosmo: TALEY HO!
Mark: AAAAAAAHH!!
Chao: CHAOO!!
Nick: Chao is right. We've got to do something.
Spongebob: Hey Anti-fairies. how about this?!
(Spongebob uses a fire tornado attack, Patrick throws his shield like a boomerang, Squidward fires lightning from his mace, Link throws bombs in the air, and Nick uses his fireworks attack to bring down many Anti-fairies. Mark was once again cowering in fear.)
Squidward: We better keep going!
(Then, a scream was heard in the next room.)
Link: I hear Zelda's scream! She's in danger! Let's go!
Nick: That includes you too Mark! You can't keep cowering in every fight!
Mark: I'm trying the best I can!
(Nick and his friends move some more. When they're about to enter the final room, another half of the note appears.)
Nick: Another half of note? Should we read it or not?
Link: No time, we have to stop Ganondorf before. . .
(More Anti-fairies appear.)
Squidward: These guys again? They won't quit!
Mark: DARKNESS!! You shall fear the Yugopatamian ray gun that I equip for my defense!
(Mark charges up the energy and fires. The Anti-fairies retreat and everyone moves forward.)
Nick: Alright Mark!
Mark: No problem bra. I'm no longer scared of anythi. . . .AUGH!
(Mark sees Ganondorf standing right before them and faints.)
Spongebob: FLAPPIN FLOSSOMS!!
Ganondorf: Hahahahaha! So, the little boy has allies. It's a shame you made it this far. You'll never get Zelda back when I have him.
(Ganondorf points to the ghost hunter, Skulker who has Princess Zelda trapped in a cage preventing her from escaping.)
Zelda: Link! Help!
Link: Zelda!
Patrick: Ice cream!
Mark: NO CHOCOLATE PLEASE! FOR US YUGOPA. . .
Squidward: Will you just stop shouting? You're making our ears bleed!
Mark: Sorry big-nosed dude. I just couldn't help myself!
Nick: Ganondorf, release Zelda NOW!
Ganondorf: Muhahaha! You can't save her, you're just a kid! And I will destroy you.
Nick: Would a kid do this?
(Nick charges his ultimasword for an attack.)
Nick: Take that!
(Nick fires a light beam at Ganondorf, but the blast has no effect on him.)
Ganondorf: Pathetic. Your attacks are just useless.
Nick: Darn darkness. It's too powerful.
Spongebob: It would be the best if we read the other half of the note.
Nick: Link, get Zelda away from Skulker. I'll take care of Ganondorf.
(Nick keeps attacking Ganondorf many times, but he isn't even fazed.)
Ganondorf: Give it up runt, you're useless!
(Link attacks Skulker with his sword, and Skulker attacks Link with his missiles. Then Link attacks, then Skulker, then Link, until finally, a massive blow from the master sword smashed Skulker's armor. A little tiny green man walks out of the armor.)
Skulker: This is terrible! I am the Skulker! I am the greatest hunter in all the ghost world!
Spongebob: (sigh) Where's Danny's Fenton Thermos when you need it?
(Link breaks Zelda out of the cage.)
Zelda: Link! You did it!
Link: Zelda, we got to like get out of here! Nick will take it from here!
(Mark walks up to them.)
Zelda: Um, what's with the green monster with the tentacles.
Mark: Greetings fair princess. I am Mark Chang of Yugopotamia! And I. . .
(Nick crashes into Mark after being hit by Ganondorfs attack.)
Nick: You guys should get out of here. We'll take care of Ganon-dork.
Zelda: Alright. C'mon Link. Oh, and Nick?
Nick: Huh?
Zelda: Thanks.
Nick: You're welcome.
Mark: OK! Now go! Before you are destroyed!
Link: I hope we see each other again.
Mark: Um. . . . .Yeah, I guess.
(Link and Zelda evacuate the dark castle.)
Mark: Phew. At least they get their happy ending. Blech! Happy endings make me upchuck man.
(Nick continues to fight Ganondorf, but his attacks are still null.)
Mark: Stop being invincible dude, for YOU ARE CHEATING!
Ganondorf: CHEATING? I never cheat. I defeat my enemies for victory!
Mark: Whatever bra. You're still cheating.
Nick: (pant pant) There is no way to beat him.
Spongebob: I got it!
(Spngebob puts the note pieces together.)
Spongebob: Now it says "You'll need the help of Sora's friend first. Signed-Riku."
Squidward: Riku?! I don't know him!
Patrick: Is it a typo?
Spongebob: No, that's his name! (gasp) That figure! Back when we were fighting those monsters! Could it be?
(Nick gets tired of attacking Ganondorf and not doing a thing to him.)
Ganondorf: Muhahaha! You may be the ultimasword wielder, but not tough enough.
Nick: I'm. . . .not. . .giving up!
Mark: DUDE! Stop already! He's making you lose your power!
??: I'll take it from here.
(The same mysterious figure that saved Nick from the Octoroks and the Redeads appears from behind Ganondorf.)
Nick: Riku? You're that guy from Hyrule castle!
Chao: CHAO!
Ganondorf: Who dares defy me?!
??: It is I. I'm Riku.
Spongebob: That's him?! Ooh! And that snow white hair is pretty good on him. Hahahahahahahaha!
Ganondorf: Perish you runt!
(Ganondorf smashes his fist on the ground, but Riku dodges.)
Ganondorf: WHAT?
Riku: Too slow.
(Riku lunges toward Ganondorf and slashes his body with his sword.)
Spongebob: Hooray!
Patrick: He's saving Nick's life!
Mark: Radical!
Ganondorf: UGH! Impossible! You're just a mere runt!
(Ganondorf gets attacked again.)
Ganondorf: ARGH! You'll pay for this!!
(Ganondorf faints. He is defeated. Riku looked at Nick.)
Riku: You OK?
Nick: Yeah. A little hurt though.
(Spongebob runs up and hugs him.)
Spongebob: OH NICK!! Oh I'm glad you're alright! I thought you'd be toast!
Patrick: Riku!
Riku: Huh?
Patrick: Will you sign my autograph?
Spongebob: Now, now Patrick, let's leave him alone. We're on the quest for saving the universe.
Riku: Nick, you must be the ultimasword wielder that the professor told me about.
Squidward: You know Frankly?
Riku: Yes. Nick, you're beginning to become much stronger. But the place known as Destiny Island is in danger.
Mark: What is Destiny Island may you ask?
Chao: Chao chao chao chao chao chao!
Riku: Yeah. What he said. King Mickey has recorded the evidence of the villain who has conquered Destiny Island. Come, we must get to your rocket.
Spongebob: OK.
(Everyone enters the Patty Rocket. They meet Mickey there as well.)
Riku: You got the tape?
Mickey: I got it. Now, what you may see is not good.
(Mickey puts the video in the VCR.)
Gary: Meow.
Patrick: Do any of you guys have popcorn?
Riku: No.
(The video plays. And shows the island now with a large palace and a bunch of people with buckets on their heads.)
Nick: No. It can't be!
Spongebob: PLANKTON?!
(In the video, Destiny Islands is now Planktopolis 2, (since the origional Planktopolis failed) the empire created by Plankton.)
Slaves: All Hail Plankton...
Plankton: NO RESTING! KEEP WORKING YOU SLAVES!!
(Plankton cracks a whip.)
Plankton: WORK YOU PATHETIC BUCKETHEADS!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Karen, this is the best plan EVER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Karen: Until it lasts.
(The video pauses.)
Mark: Whoa. THAT. . .WAS. . .THE BEST. . .MOVIE. . .I'VE EVER SEEN!
Riku: He turned everyone on the island into slaves. Tidus, Wakka, Selphie, even your friends Nick.
Spongebob: How horrible!!
Nick: Plankton must be stopped. We better contact go to Destiny Island immediately.
Mark: NOT UNTIL YOU RESCUE MY FATHER'S HEART! We had an agreement.
Riku: Mark, this is serious. Sora may get in danger if he enters Destiny Island with Plankton along.
Mark: I just want my FATHER'S HEART! Either you help me, or else!
Patrick: Or else what?
Mark: I WILL DESTROY YOUR PUNY PLANET WITH THE FORCES OF YUGOPATAMIA!
Riku: This is not the good time!
Mark: IT IS NEVER A GOOD TIME!!
(Mark starts crying.)
Mark: Oh, I wish the chocolate eating warrior is here!
Squidward: Chocolate eating warrior?
Mark: Timmy is the chocolate eating warrior! Please get Timmy Turner already! He can save my father's heart!
Squidward: Wait! You mean we have to pick Timmy up from Dimsdale?
Mark: Duh!
Nick: I don't know. That's pretty far away.
(Suddenly, the Messenger SP is turned on automaticly.)
Spongebob: Professor is on! What is it Professor?
Frankly: Guys. About the king of Yugopatamia's heart, I have found the location of his heart. The queen of Yugopatamia has already called up someone to retrive it, but she may need your help.
Spongebob: We're is the heart?
Frankly: Planet Zebes.
Nick: What should we do?! Should I go to Destiny Island and stop Plankton there? Or should I head straight to Zebes to rescue that heart?
Mickey: It's your choice Nick. We know life is full of difficult choices.
(Nick thought for a moment.)
Nick: Planet Zebes, here we come.
Mark: EXCELLENT!! WOOHOO! HANG ON FATHER! WE'LL SAVE YOU!!
Riku: And you're not alone. We'll come along as well.
Nick: Thanks you guys. Gary, to Zebes.
Gary: Meow.
The next chapter will be up very shortly. Hang tight.