Miss.Ecofreak: and they said it was impossible to make a parody of a parody (laughs)

Zakura: No one said that.

Miss.Ecofreak: well those who didn't say that were right! It is possible! I've done it before and now I sort of did it again. + writing very stupid things that have nothing to do with Monty Python and the Holy Grail or any other fictional characters whom I don't own but still appears randomly in this fic (although they're sometimes acting very OOC) I sure got a lot of reviews since last time (even more than one eachperson sometimes) That makes me glad (whoho, that word means the same in Norway and England/US/any english speaking country.

Answer to Mr. Light... Yes I know: thank you, I will:)

Answer to Meowen: I love Happy Tree friends, we watched it at school once when we were supposed to work on our school newspaper:p

Answer to Beastfire (or to beastfire's muse): hey Ivy! Let's go start an I-hate-Umbridge-club and call it DA

Zakura: Too late. Harry Potter already did

Miss.Ecofreak: oh…. Then let's go join it

Zakura: what happened to accepting the fact that she's a fictional character and just ignore it?

Miss.Ecofreak: it died. Now here's a brand new chapter of Dork Period, or two actually…

CHAPTER 21

WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED TO CHAPTER 20?

"Oh my ottsel! We're being taunted by evil people!" Jak yelled.

Bet you wonder what's going on eyh? That's because you just started reading chapter 21 without reading chapter 20 first.

CHAPTER 20

OH, THERE IT IS

DORK PERIOD AND THE HOLY GRA…HAND GRENADE

Jak had been given a quest from Veger to find the holy hand grenade.

Well not exactly "Given" a quest, he just felt like finding it.

He was followed by his good friends, sir Mar, the brave (Jak: hey! That's me!), Sir Daxter, the wise, (Zakura: are we still talking about the same ottsel?) and sir idiot, the not quite as wise as sir Daxter, (Veger: I swear! One day I'm gonna kill you badly!) and the suitably nicknamed, Sir Didn'tWantToJoinThisQuest.

"Why not?" Jak asked.

"It's only a rabbit. Nothing to worry about" Seem said casually.

"It's not only a rabbit. That's the foulest rodent ever! (Except that rabbit in Monty Python)" Jak said when suddenly two rabbits and a hare flew at him from behind.

"CALL ME RODENT ONE MORE TIME AND THIS FIC IS LEADING TO A TRAGIC END!" Zakura yelled.

"I forgive Tim, he didn't know better but YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED BY NOW THAT WE ARE MEMBERS OF THE HIGHLY REGARDED HARE FAMILY! NOT OF THE HATED RODENT POPULATION!" the white killer rabbit from Monty Python said.

"AND FOR THE PRECURSOR'S SAKE GIVE ME A DECENT ROLE IN THIS FIC!" Fluffy the killer hare said.

"Get of me stupid ro… hare-thingies. I don't write this crap!" Jak said and ripped the three hare-thingies of his back.

"Just ignore the lagomorphs. We need to find the holy gra… hand grenade" Daxter said.

And so they engulfed on an epic journey that…

"Stop that epic talk, you don't even know what you're talking about" Jak said.

Fine. And so they went on an entirely stupid journey as they often do in this fic. Let's just hope that this time they will actually complete it.

Soon they reached a castle, Aka a large rock that they for some reason called castle.

"Ahoy there!" Jak yelled up to the top of the rock.

But soon he wished he had never said anything, up at the top of the rock, a large round head appeared.

"A-oh!" said Tinky Winky. "Come for a biiiiiig hug?"

"Oh no! It's the teletubbies! Run for your lives!" Jak yelled and ran, tripped over a teddy bear and fell into a pool of chocolate pudding.

"No that was random" Daxter said, and turned to the teletubbies.

"Hi guys! We're looking for a holy hand grenade. Whose rock is this?" Daxter asked.

"It belongs to Winnie the Poh. He made it in chop class" Tinky Winky said.

"Huh?" Jak said. "Since when did that stupid bear have anything to do with this fic?"
"Since now you silly son of a hamster!" Winnie the Poh said, appearing out of absolutely nowhere.

"My son is not silly!" Damas the hamster said.

"Er… dad? Why are you a hamster?" Jak asked.

"I don't know. I just found this weird blue box and started petting Fluffy the Killer Hamster and then suddenly I was changed into one" Damas said.

"I would say "odd" but then again this is Dork Period so I'm not very surprised" Jak said.

"Stop it with your not paying attention to us you stupid worshiper of a little stupid weasel" Dr. Hamsterviel from Disney's Lilo and Stitch said.

"Ottsel! Not weasel you little gerbil!" Daxter said.

"I am not gerbil-like I AM HAMSTER-LIKE!" Hamsterviel yelled.

"You're also Lilo and Stitch-character-like so get out of this fic!" Jak yelled.

"I have just as much right to be here as you, this is a Jak&DaxterNarutoStarWarsTeletubbiesDragonballMontyPythonHarryPotterWinnieThePohLilo&StitchSureHopeIDidn'tForgetAnyone-crossover" Hamsterviel said.

"And what an annoying crossover it is" Jak said and blasted the "castle" to pieces so that all the other characters were scattered around the desert.

Later Jak decide it might be a good idea for the team to go separate ways in search of the grenade.

But now out time's up. To be continued.

Miss.Ecofreak: I hope that didn't make too much sense to you

Zakura: Because if it did we've failed and I'll be forced to eat this large ham

Miss.Ecofreak: exact… huh?

Zakura: hah! Now it made no sense.

Miss.Ecofreak: what I find pointless is Dr. Hamsterviel from Lilo and Stitch (I love that movie/series) is so obsessed by being called hamster-like. Looks more like a gerbil to me, because of his tail, hamsters have little short furless tails, but gerbils have long fuzzy tails like Hamsterviel.

Zakura: tell that to the L&S-fans not the J&D-fans

Miss.Ecofreak: (sigh) this is MY author's note. Not yours. Anywayz, review and you'll make a mentally confused rabbit happy.

Zakura: … you're not talking about me are you?

Miss.Ecofreak: of course not. I'm talking about him

Fluffy the Killer Rabbit: look at me! I'm an airplane.

Zakura: oh, I thought you meant Balder (who he is? Never mind)

Miss.Ecofreak: see yah later.