This came up a bit later than I wanted it to and I'm still not totally impressed with it but I needed to get it up so I'll revise it when I get the chance. For now, enjoy!!

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or any of it's characters. If I did...I'd be TOTALLY loaded!!

--GOOM--

Byakuya woke up to his inner alarm at 5:30 a.m. He groggily got up and jumped into the shower. After a quick shower he threw on his work clothes, did his hair, and sat on the bed next to Renji. He didn't remember going inside last night, but he apparently did. He lightly shook his sleeping lover.

"Mmmm..." Renji mumbled.

"I have to go to work," Byakuya whispered.

"Okay," Renji stretched and layed his head on his lovers lap.

"Aishiteru," Byakuya whispered before getting up to leave. (1)

"What?" Renji asked confused.

Byakuya smirked, "Nothing. Go back to sleep."

As Renji watched his lover turn and leave, he shrugged and passed back out

--GOOM--

Gin woke up a couple hours after Byakuya's departure. He had awoken from a very interesting dream, and had an urge to make said dream come true. He walked outside to the circle of drunk people. He stepped over everyone and stared out at Toshiro. His smaller friend was still on the floating chair in the middle of the pool. He also had the keys to his car in his pocket. This was a problem for the planning Ichimaru. To solve this problem, Gin grabbed the skimmer and used the net side to grab the floating chair. He pulled the chair to the edge of the pool and searched Toshiro's pockets. A smile graced his face when he felt the keys. He pulled them out of Toshiro's pocket and pushed the floating chair back into the middle of the pool. He nodded in satisfaction before stepping back over the drunk crowd and heading towards the getaway car.

--GOOM--

A good two hours later, Gin pulled into the driveway. He carried two buckets of stuff to the backyard. He set the buckets down and picked up a loaded water gun. He cocked the gun three times, aimed, pointed, and shot. He went down the line, soaking one drunk person after another. As everyone angrily woke up, he tried to keep them silent by holding his finger over his mouth. This didn't work very well.

"What the fuck Gin!" Grimmjow angrily shrieked.

"Shhhh," Gin shushed Grimmjow as he pointed to Toshiro.

He aimed the gun at the sleeping boy and proceeded to attack. As soon as the water hit Toshiro's face the boy jumped straight in the air. When he landed back on the chair, he landed sideways, making the chair flip over. Toshiro flailed into the pool as the chair flipped. He jumped up and grabbed onto the overturned chair.

"Gin...Ichimaru.." Toshiro whispered menacingly.

"Rise and shine Toshi," Gin smiled.

Grimmjow walked over to the buckets that Gin brought in and found one of them full of water balloons. He grabbed one of the balloons and chucked it at Toshiro. Toshiro easily dodged the poorly thrown balloon and it went underwater. He wordlessly went after the rouge balloon. He then, wordlessly, floated to the edge of the pool and out of sight.

"Toshiro?" Gin asked nervously.

After a moments silence, Toshiro jumped up and threw the balloon at Grimmjow, hitting him square in the face. Grimmjow stumbled backwards from the sudden impact. Azra and Ayame stared at Grimmjow in shock.

"Fucking yes! Nice one Hitsugaya!" Azra laughed.

"It takes a lot to make Jeagerjaques move babe," Ayame giggled.

Toshiro tried to hide a grin as he stepped out of the pool.

"You little fuck!" Grimmjow screamed to Toshiro.

He reached down and grabbed a watergun before turning and running from an angry, short, silver haired devil. Toshiro grabbed a water gun and stalked after Grimmjow.

"Call me little again," Toshiro growled.

Grimmjow was ready when Toshiro rounded the corner to the front yard. As soon as Toshiro came into sight, Grimmjow let loose. Toshiro ran and hid behind a bush. The rest of the crowd joined them in the front yard. Azra and Ayame were going after Gin and Ikkaku, Ikkaku and Ichigo were going after Gin and the girls, and Yumichika and Uryu were going after eachother. Renji and Izuru heard all the commotion and walked out in the front yard. Renji joined in by grabbing a handful of water balloons and throwing them in random directions. Izuru just stood on the porch and watched. This went on for a good twenty minutes before a certian red Miata pulled into the driveway. Everyone stopped what they were doing and watched Byakuya step out of the car.

"What are you doing?" Byakuya asked the now soaked crowd.

There was a long aquward silence. Anyone walking down the street would have described it as a standoff. Azra cracked a sadistic smile as her eyes shifted briefly to something behind Byakuya.

"GET HIM!!" Ayame screamed.

Byakuya's eyes widened and he quickly jumped back in his car. He got fairly wet before securely closing the car door and locking it. He sighed with relief and set his head in his hands. Someone creapt up behind him from the back seat.

"Hello Clarice," Gin whispered before getting ready to throw a water balloon.

"FUCK...GIN!!" Was all Byakuya could say before a water balloon splattered in his face.

He swung open the door and jumped out of the car just to be attacked by the waiting crowd in his yard. He turned to his car to see Gin crouched in the passenger seat, water gun in hand. Byakuya did the only thing he could think of. He ran. As soon as he started moving, so did everyone else. He was soaked the whole way to his porch. He ran behind Izuru and to his front door. Ikkaku threw a water balloon and missed, hitting Izuru in the stomach instead. Byakuya slammed the door and Gin dropped his water gun.

"Izuru!" Gin screamed, jumping out of the car, "Ikkaku what the fuck is your problem!?"

It was an accident man, calm down!" Ikkaku shrieked.

"No! Fuck that!" Gin growled as he advanced on Ikkaku.

Ikkaku bucked up, ready for a fight and Azra and Ayame decided to butt in.

"Ichimaru!" Azra screamed.

Gin turned and looked at her, "What!?"

"We need to talk," Azra nodded.

Gin sighed before turning and walking towards the girls.

He could have hurt Izuru and..." Gin was cut off.

"We'll talk about it in private. Not here Ichimaru," Azra turned to walk in the backyard.

Gin and the girls headed into the backyard.

"Imma go see if Byakuya's called the cops yet," Renji sighed.

The girls closed the gate and turned to Gin.

"Ichimaru," Azra started, "I'm glad that you want to protect Kira and that you care about him. But you've got to remember, we were here first."

"And you won't be here much longer if you don't recognize that," Ayame growled.

"Now Ayame..calm down. Ichimaru, Kira is a part of our family. He has been for a while. We allowed you into our family. We allowed you to be a part of Kira's life. Do you see where I'm going with this?" Azra smiled.

"I'm not trying to take him from you if that's what you mean," Gin pouted.

"No but you need to allow us to help. You don't have to do this alone," Azra explained.

"He is like a brother to me. And I will be here for him, with or without you," Ayame whispered.

"So what do you say?" Azra asked, ignoring Ayame's agressivness.

"I guess I've been a bit overprotective lately," Gin sighed.

"It's fine to be protective, just let us in. And don't attack any of the guys. If you had touched Ikkaku you would have had six men and two women on your ass," Azra smiled.

Gin smiled, "Yea. Sorry bout that."

"Don't worry about it. Now let's get back in the front before Kira thinks we killed you," Azra laughed.

Azra headed for the gate and Ayame held Gin back.

"You hurt him," Ayame whispered, "Your ass is so dead."

Gin nodded in understanding before both followed Azra out of the gate.

--GOOM--

"Yea sure. We can hang out sometime. Alright give me a call. Bye," Toshiro hung up his phone just as the three came walking out of the backyard.

Renji had calmed down Byakuya and now they were sitting on the porch. Azra and Ayame joined them on the porch. Gin walked over to Ikkaku to apologize, who in turn was apologizing to Izuru.

"Byakuya," Azra smiled.

"What?" Byakuya snapped.

"Sorry bout earlier. We were just having fun," Azra apologized.

"Just drop it," Byakuya sighed.

Azra shrugged and turned her head. Her eyes landed on the almost empty bucket of water balloons. She spotted a very small water balloon. It was no bigger than her pinkie nail. She picked it up and started poking it.

"I shall call it squishy and it shall be mine. And it shall be my squishy," Azra giggled, now squeezing the balloon, "Itsa oogy boogy squishy meebee keebee OW!"

The water balloon popped in her face. The crowd around her burst into laugher.

"That was fuckin perfect!" Renji giggled.

"Bad squishy, BAD squishy," Azra shook the popped balloon before throwing it.

Renji laughed for a good few minutes before finally calming down. After the crowd on the porch calmed down, Azra got an evil sadistic look on her face.

"What are you thinkin about?" Ayame asked.

Azra just smiled before mumbling, "I wonder if he shaves his balls."

Azra stood up and walked towards a distracted Ikkaku.

"Did she just say what I think she said?" Ayame asked.

Renji shrugged and watched Azra approach Ikkaku. When Azra got right behind him, she calmly reached down and pulled down his pants. Ikkaku turned around and looked at Azra in shock.

"What the fuck!?" Ikkaku shrieked as he tried covering his manhood with his hands.

"He does," Azra smiled before calmly turning around and walking back to the porch.

Ikkkaku reached down and pulled up his pants before screaming, "You bitch."

"Call him a baka ka," Byakuya smiled. (2)

"What does that mean?" Azra asked curiously.

"Just say it," Byakuya nodded.

"No. Tell me what it means first," Azra folded her arms.

Byakuya sighed and mumbled something.

"Can't hear you Kuchki," Azra announced.

"It means...stupid asshole," Byakuya spoke up.

Azra laughed before screaming to Ikkaku, "BAKA KA!"

Ikkaku slumped, "Not fair."

Azra nodded in triumph before heading back to the porch.

"I rather like this side of you Kuchki," Azra smiled.

Byakuya turned his head and didn't reply. Renji just smiled. Azra winked in Renji's direction before laying back on the porch and sighing.

--GOOM--

"Hey Izuru...can I talk to ya?" Gin walked up to his lover.

"Sure," Izuru smiled.

The couple walked over to the cars and Izuru turned to Gin expectantly.

"Um...me and the girls had a talk," Gin started.

"Yea...what did they say?" Izuru asked, fidgeting slightly.

"Well, they pretty much told me that I need to lighten up. And I think they made a good point," Gin nodded.

"Like what?" Izuru asked.

"Well. You're a part of their family," Gin started.

"So are you," Izuru protested.

"Yea but, they allowed me into your life. So I guess I need to quit being so protective, and letting them in more," Gin explained.

"As long as you're still here, I don't care what they say," Izuru whispered.

Gin smiled and pulled his smaller love into his arms.

"I won't leave you. Ever," Gin whispered in Izuru's ear.

Izuru pressed his head against his lovers chest and smiled. This moment only lasted a grand total of three seconds.

"Izuru and Gin sitting in a tree," Renji sang.

Ayame threw a water balloon shortly after, hitting Renji in the back of the head.

"OW!" Renji held the back of his head.

Ayame stuck her tounge out at the red-head before the water balloon fight began all over again.

--GOOM--

1: Aishiteru translates into I love you.

2: Byakuya's got a potty mouth :)

A/N: Yea this is too short. I'm still not happy with this chapter. But I want to get it to ya so hopefully my readers will STOP planning my death. Hope you enjoyed!!