*(AUTHOR)SPAAAAAAAACE!*
(All the characters are sitting around in a white void space)
Marshall: *Drumming his fingers on his knees* I tell ya, she's forgotten about us. She's forgotten Adventure Time, run away with Dr Who and ponies and superheroes...
Fionna: Confound these ponies, they drive us to be abandoned.
Gumball: Don't be so gloomy, you two. She'll be back. She promised she'd always come back.
Bubblegum: Bubba... she hasn't updated anything meaningful in months.
Marceline: Cut the little brat some slack, a'ight?
*Shocked silence*
Finn: Marcy... did you... did you just defend milomeepit?
Marceline: Yeah, I did. Now shut up, and she'll be back.
Bubblegum: I hope it's soon... my birthday is sort of late... *Looking at calander*
(There is a few strains of music from the distance)
?: All ya gotta do is take a cup of flour, add it to the mix! Now just take a li'l something sweet, not sour, a bit of salt- just a pinch!
Marshall: Oh glob, no...
(milomeepit rides up on Pinkie Pie's back)
milomeepit: I'M BACK, BITCHES!
Fionna: *Jumps to her feet* Whoa, whoa, whoa! What the hell is she doing here?! This isn't a crossover fic!
milomeepit: Look, Pinkie here has a habit of breaking the fourth wall and the laws of physics on a regular basis, and that's what AuthorSpace is all about! Besides, I need an accomplice, and you lot are all busy being in the story and tryna kill me for doing stuff to you in said story.
Pinkie: So I'm gonna be in the AuthorSpace sections! *Grins*
Marshall: I wonder what pink tastes like... *Glaring at Pinkie* *Bares his fangs*
Pinkie: *Scream*
milomeepit: *Jumps protectively in front of Pinkie* Hey, not cool, bro! Just put up with it, ok? This is happening, and I'm not lettin' you guys scare Pinkie away. Give me a li'l time, and I'll come up with something, ok? I'll have a good chapter for you guys, and for all you readers, too, if any of you are still reading this . I won't blame you if you've ditched me, though, guys.
Pinkie: LET'S DO THIIIS! *Brohoofs reader*