Author's Note: Guess there's not much to be said anymore, huh?
Black Mage: Agh, why did it have to be warp? He coulda' picked Kill or something...
Somewhere else...
Druid: Why didn't you?
Water Crystal: Don't you know? Kill never hits. Everyone knows that!
Druid: Is that so?
Water Crystal: But death is cool, buy that one instead.
Druid: So what makes Warp so special?
Water Crystal: Well, He's able to bring out Warp's Full potential. Any other ordinary Black Mage would only get it's useless effect which Exit easily outclasses.
Druid: So he can actually WARP with it?
Water Crystal: That's why I took it.
Druid: See, Being evil is cool.
Water Crystal: Totally.
With the Light Warriors...
Gale: Why should we go back to Dorga's House?
Black Mage: I wanna' see what that moogle sells, who knows?
Gale: It's highly likely he won't be selling it...
Alf: Isn't it rare?
Black Mage: Actually, for being Level 6, No.
Nero: Aww, isn't he that crazy old dude?
Black Mage: Yup.
Back with Dorga...
Dorga: How many times are you gonna' come back here!... I mean... Hello! Whatcha' need?
Black Mage: Where's the Moogle that will destroy us all?
Dorga: Over there, Behind that counter with the giant, "MAGIC SHOP" Sign over it.
Black Mage: Ah, that one.
Mini Author's Note: Dorga actually DOES sell warp. Along with Haste, Aero2, Soft... And I believe Fire3 and Bio too.
Black Mage: Fire 3... Bio... Ah, HA!
With Water Crystal and Druid...
Water Crystal: Ah, DANGIT!
Druid: Something tells me that you're not so good at being evil.
Water Crystal: It's because they Cheat! I mean, who else would've thought of stealing is most used spell?
Goldor: Well I would've... Eventually.
Water Crystal: When did you get here?
Goldor: When Guzco Got here.
Guzco: Hey.
Druid: This is weird.
Water Crystal: Wait, we're 4 people, right? Well let's be DARK WARRIORS! Who's with me?
Druid: That, we shall.
Black Mage: Seriously, Don't use my lines. Use Gale's or something.
Guzco: But he doesn't have any!
Black Mage: True...
Water Crystal: That aside... How did you get here?
Black Mage: What were you being angry about in the First place? Yeah, that's how.
Water Crystal: Grr... GET HIM! WHILE THERE'S NO FIGHTERS TO BE IN THE FRONT ROW!
Pop! He was gone, and he... Kinda didn't use warp on that one.
Water Crystal: Then what DID he do, Smart guy?
Oh, he used Stop to freeze you all, then he used his Fire Rod to draw Burn Marks on your faces, and then got bored and used Warp.
Druid: That's so childish of him.
Goldor: How could he draw on you?
Druid: Uh... He didn't? OW!
Guzco: Sorry, Had to.
Druid: Don't tell me he wrote, "Kick me" On my back.
Guzco: It's Funny!
Now with the Light Warriors, Back in Salonia.
Viking: Got your Warp back?
Black Mage: Yeah... Ends up I bought it again... Wait, How did you know?
Viking: You were just down there, we could hear you.
Mini Author's Note: By now you should have the map in your Favorites. So pull it up again. The Temple of Time is almost Directly next to Salonia.
Geomancer: Does that mean you're gonna' leave again?
Black Mage: Yup, Light Warrior Stuff and all. But I guess we can stick around a bit longer.
With The Dark Warriors...
Water Crystal: I like the sound of that... (Ahem) Anyway! Did What were everyone's Plans on defeating the Light Warriors before WE got defeated by the Light Warriors?
Guzco: Why do you have to know that?
Water Crystal: It might Help with another plan, you know? you never know.
Guzco: I tried to Steal the Horns of Ice and Fire.
Goldor: What? What do those even do?
Guzco: I have no Idea, but if the Dwarves made a gigantic deal about it, it must be awesome.
Goldor: True...
Druid: I killed one of their 5th members and tried to beat 'em with a gigantic Monster that was killed instantly by a Gear to the head.
Goldor: I just had a Huge Castle, and My Earth Crystal is a Fake.
Everyone else: WHAAAAT?
Goldor: You know, that Earth Crystal that Druid Shattered.
Druid: Heheh. I gotta' get more of them cursed arrows.
Guzco: We have to try something like that...
Goldor: So? Anything coming to you, Water Crystal?
Water Crystal: Nah, I just wanted to hear everyone's stories.
Druid: That's Evil!
Water Crystal: Isn't that good?
Druid: ...Well Yeah, but...
Back with The Light Warriors...
Black Mage: Ready to stay with us now?
Yes, unless something occurs to me about the Dark Warriors, so I have to switch to them.
Black Mage: Ah, Okay.
Gale: The Author again?
Black Mage: Why, Yes!
With Dorga...
Dorga: Seriously, That Kid needs to get his own lines...
Light Warriors...
Black Mage: I thought you-
It's your fault you decided to steal Dorga's Line.
Black Mage: I guess...
Alf: Can we go now?
Black Mage: Yeah, sure.
At the Temple of Time...
Nero: Can we cheat Past this?
Black Mage: I would... But that would make the Author look lazy.
As if I already am enough Lazy. :P
Gale: So... Make him Look Lazier?
Hey, If I look TOO Lazy, people will stop reading, and you will get less fans.
Black Mage: But I don't wanna' do this place!
I would say Too bad, do it... But I know how you guys are.
Black Mage: So are you gonna Time skip it?
Maybe...