Exchange Program

Chapter Twenty (Woah! Twenty!)

Eventually Tobi was smacked upside the head because of his pervertedness. "Good. Now that he's out of the way, let's talk about business," Kakashi said. "As you all know, the pep rally is in two days and we need to be prepared. So now, you all need to go buy whatever you think we need. And NO LAWN MOWERS!"

"Damn!" Itachi said angrily. " I had such a good idea, too!"

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Nothing could have prepared Party City for the Ninja Invasion. The store manager watched in shock as a boatload of people (VERY WEIRD people) came stomping through her nice clean store.

"Excuse me, Ma'm, where do you keep the party streamers?" Zetsu asked politely. The woman screamed.

"AAAAAAAH! S-stay back!" Zetsu looked hurt.

"Oh, you're real nice. All I asked was where the party streamers were!"

"Leave it, Zetsu. You tend to forget: You scare the shiznit out of normal people!" Kisame laughed.

"Zetsu, they're back here!" Ino and Sakura yelled.

"I say we buy PINK streamers!" Sakura shrieked when the plant-man finally made his way to the back of the store.

"Yeah, well, I say we buy PURPLE!" Ino shouted. Poor Zetsu had no idea what the hell was going on. He didn't even LIKE pink or purple! He had been planning to buy them in orange and gray, the school colors. Or green. Zetsu liked green.

"Zetsu, can you please tell Ino-pig why purple streamers are not a good idea?" Sakura begged.

"Shut up, Billboard-brow! Zetsu OBVIOUSLY agrees with me that pink streamers are FUGLY!"

"Uh... actually, I don't like pink OR purple! And if you don't stop fighting I swear I'll eat EVERYTHING in this store!"

"You'd better listen to him!" Deidara said, scared. "One time when we were all shopping for Kisame's aunt's cat's former owner's daughter's boyfriend's sister's best friend's niece's cousin's girlfriend's mom's wedding, Zetsu got pissed off and ate an entire bridal boutique! We owed about a million buck's worth of money and Zetsu was sick for a week-un!"

"Uh... why were you even INVOLVED with Kisame's cat's girlfriend's daughter's... whatever that person was's... wedding?" Ino asked.

"Don't ask-un. LONG story."

While the fighting over streamers was going on, another question came to light. "Hey! Where's Itachi!?"

To Be Continued!

Omake- Author's Comments

I'm hitting the road here in two days for spring break, so it's going to be a little while before the next update. But don't worry, I'll finish the drafts of the next few chapters while I'm gone and type them up when I get home.

Sorry about the resubmit of the last two chapters. Things have been a little strange lately...

Once again I would like to thank all of my reviewers:D I've said this before, but the fact that you chose this story out of so many you could have read really means a lot to me.

-GoesKaboom