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…JCE…

Emmett walked beside me as we entered the dreary and lifeless police station. Edward was behind us with Ellie and The Clearwater-Blacks. The receptionist looked up at us boredly like there were constantly groups of bomb survivors entering the station. We honestly did look that bad. Our clothes were muddy from being manhandled in the woods and we smelled like shit because of the storage area. And then there was Edward and all that blood.

Emmett flashed his badge and she mumbled, "Investigation room number one." He nodded and led me roughly by the arm.

"Hey, Jackass. Don't forget who I am. Handcuffs or not I won't hesitate to tear your shit up." Ellie giggled behind me and I flushed.

Hey, I forgot she was there.

Emmett pushed the Investigation room open and I stared at my feet. When I looked back up I expected to see gray walls, metal furniture and Emmett's grim expression. And I got all of that except there was another unexpected face in the room as well. Sitting at the metal table was one pissed off Chief. My eyes went wide as I heard the door behind me slam shut, leaving only Emmett, the Chief and me in the small room.

"Oh this is awkward." I blurted out before I could stop myself. The Chief raised an eyebrow at me and came to sit on top of the table in front of me, that signature cop pose with one leg dangling of the table and one on the ground with his hands folded in his lap. "You look good, Chief. They years have treated you well." I schmoozed. He shook his head and frowned as he took in my handcuffs.

"You escorted your sister here in cuffs?" He looked to Emmett who just shrugged and made no move to release me. The chief shot a pointed look towards my wrists, "Take them off that's not necessary. I just wanted to speak with her." Emmett sighed and unlocked the heavy metal cuffs. As soon as my hands were free I shot my hand up and punched him in the chest, before rubbing my sore wrists.

"Hey! Aren't you going to say anything about that?" He whined, the older gentleman shook his head.

"You deserved it." I smiled and waited for the chiefs words.

"Yeah. So you are in quite a bit of trouble, for that stunt that you pulled." The Chief gave me a look that made me want to crawl up inside myself.

"Which one?" He cocked an eyebrow.

"How many were there?"

"Doesn't matter if you were speaking of a specific one. Now which one are you talking about?"

"Isabella."

"Hey, don't try and play me, Chief."

"Have you forgotten who you're speaking to?" He asked angrily getting red in the face, I sat back farther in my chair.

"No, sir." I mumbled feeling like I was six again.

"Alright. Well I was speaking of the shootings."

"Oh… yeah." I trailed awkwardly. "Well, you know after being drugged, beaten and held hostage… I didn't think a bullet to the foot was all that much hardship… I mean they stabbed Edward."

"Edward, Edward, Edward. Is that all you think about?" Emmett roared as he jerked my chair around to face him.

"Hey now buddy. Don't get ahead of yourself." I warned calmly, in my quiet before the storm voice.

That jackass was about to rat me out.

"Oh well if it isn't the teacup preaching to the kettle-" He ranted.

"That wasn't right." I said giving him the stink eye.

His face turned to glow the same shade of purple as the Chiefs, "You know what's not right? Fucking your partner!" The Chief jumped off of the table as I sprung up and reigned punches on Emmett's chest.

Jackass.

The Chief pulled me back and spun me around to face him. His face was still a dark purple and I was wondering when his legs were going to give way from loss of blood flow.

"You what?" I turned on Emmett and punched him again.

"Hate you." I turned back to Charlie, "I did not fuck him." I stressed.

"Oh yeah then why did I walk in to see Masen's lily white ass on top of you?"

"Shh, Emmett it's okay. We were just having adult time." I patted his arm and the Chief barked at us to give him our attention.

"That's highly unprofessional." He scolded I stared at my red wrists guiltily.

"So was shooting those men." Emmett through in.

"You're mothers unprofessional." I quipped.

"I agree. Have you seen her lately?" Emmett said looking at me with wide eyes.

"Oh god yes. That was terrible she looks a mess."

"Last I heard she was in Canada." Charlie threw in.

"Yeah, no. Last I saw of her she was high as I don't know what. And that boyfriend of hers… he is like thirteen. Gross."

"She always did like the young ones… How'd she end up with you, Chief?"

"I was young at some point." Charlie rolled his eyes. "Then I had two jackasses that she called kids…"

"Yeah, kids'll do that to you." I mumbled in an attempt to keep them off topic.

"What do you know about kids, Bella. It's like a crime for you to own children."

"Yeah. Well 'owning' anyone sounds like a crime in its self. But are you forgetting that I have been living with that one for months." I said jerking a thumb towards the door.

Charlie held up his hands in a weighing motion, "Months… years." He shifted his hands up and down.

"And apparently you were fucking her father as well. That should take some of the stress off."

"Hey now don't you judge me. That's a recent development. And I'm not fucking him." I defended.

"Both of you watch your fucking language." Charlie scolded. "Now Bella I don't approve of your… Activities with Agent Masen. But we aren't here to talk about that. Those men that you shot. Stay on topic."

I'd rather not…

"Well I had to maim them or else we wouldn't have gotten anywhere."

"You're 'maiming' has gotten you suspended on account of you not having been in physical contact with two of the other men you shot."

"Ah shit." I groaned.

"You'll be able to finish out this case but after that you are to leave for half of a year and then get back into a law enforcement training camp before rejoining the force." He rattled out. I put my head in my hands. What the fuck was I going to do? Life doesn't just stop in that six months. I would have to apply for some shit job that would maybe pay for the life style I keep.

"I'm sorry honey." Charlie rubbed my back and I felt my heart drop. I looked up at him my vision blurred with tears that were begging to be shed.

"I saved two lives though. Shouldn't that count for something?" He shook his head.

"It just got you out of jail time." I stood from my chair and wiped my eyes before meeting his saddened stare.

"Is that it?" I asked stoically all traces of humor gone from everyone in the room. He nodded and I turned to leave, Emmett grabbed the door and opened it for me.

"Sorry, Bell." I nodded.

"Yeah, me too."

…JCE…

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