Hello everyone, and welcome to the next instalment of this extremely random story.

Well after a very long time i have finally bought you the next chapter, its taken awhile but it sure was fun to write, i hope you all find it fun to read.
Exams are finally over, so with no more studying for the next week i will be able to make a good start on the next chapter, and let me tell you, it's going to be the most random and funniest thing i've writern so far!

So i hope you all enjoy this instalment, and have an awesome weekend!

Thanks, BlueBB

"Epic Mealtime?"

"Yep."

"Are you serious?"

"Of course, I wouldn't joke about something like this."

"Oh man, we are totally screwed."

"Hey it's the only idea we've got."

"Exactly."

Emily and I were sitting at the dinning room table, the kitchen had finally been cleaned up form tea and most of the Akatsuki were in bed. I had only just remembered that Emily had an idea for what to do with Tobi's cake. It turned out to be something that not even I thought would be possible.

"Well it's just an idea," Emily said.

"Hm, well I guess there is a slim chance that it could work, how would we get in contact with them?" I asked, imagining the chaos that would result from them being anywhere near the Akatsuki.

"I guess through their YouTube page…" Emily said, thinking about all the possible ways to get a hold of them, there weren't very many.

"Don't they come from Canada or somewhere? How are we going to get them to Australia?" I asked.

"I don't know, a plane?" she said sarcastically.

"Haha, very funny," I told her.

I sighed and rubbed my forehead, it would take a miracle for this to work. Even if we could somehow get them down to out house, how would the Akatsuki react? And if we could get them down here, they would need to be here for tomorrow night to cook the cake ready for Christmas morning. That would probably mean no sleep for Emily and I.

"What are you guys mumbling about?" Kisame asked as he came around the corner from the lounge room.

"Nothing that concerns you," I told him. Yes I may have been a bit rude but I was tired and all I wanted to do was go to bed, but Emily and I had to figure out how we were going to make this Tobi cake.

"Well excuse me, I was only asking," he said, a smile creeping across his face. "well it seems like you guys are still trying to figure out how to make Tobi's cake, good luck with that one."

"Yeah thanks," Emily replied.

"I just hope you're ready for Christmas day," he said, nudging my shoulder, "How's your costume coming along?" it would have seemed like an innocent question if it wasn't for the raised eyebrows, the huge grin or the way he winked at me.

I growled, "Shut up!"

"Or what?"

Suddenly my earlier plans for revenge came rushing back to mind, I let an evil grin find its way to my lips, "just wait and see." I told him, returning the wink.

"See what?" he asked hesitantly.

I laughed, "You'll find out," I told him.

He gave me a strange look filled with warning and caution, "I hope you know that if you try anything funny, my sword might just find its way to your chest." He growled at me.

'Oh of course, I'm well aware of that," I told him, still smiling.

"Good." He said before turning around and heading up the stairs to bed.

"What are you going to do?" Emily asked as soon as he was out of sight.

"Well…" I told her my plans, my brilliant revenge tactics. By the end of it we both had huge smiles on our faces.

"Awesome," Emily murmured, "I can't wait to see his face in the morning."

I laughed, "Me neither, it's going to be hilarious."

"Ok, let's get this over with," Emily said walking to the lounge room and retrieving our laptop.

"Oh you mean the Epic Mealtime thing," I said, momentarily forgetting about it.

"Yep, I'll go on their YouTube page and see if they have a Face Book link." She said, starting up the computer.

"Hm ok," my eyes wandered to the window while she played around with the computer. The stars outside seemed to wink down at me, as if telling me I was doing the right thing. The moon was shining bright, the almost round surface lighting up the paddocks and jungle surrounding our house.

For once everything was quiet, all the Akatsuki were now in bed, hopefully asleep. The sound of crickets from out side drifted in the open window, accompanied by the sound of waves crashing on the beach. I closed my eyes and took in the sounds, it had been so long since I had been able to do this, everything had been so noisy lately.

I sighed as a saying made its way to my mind 'the calm before the storm.' Unfortunately something told me that the saying applied a lot to the near future.

"Hey look," Emily snapped me out of my thoughts.

"What?" I asked, leaning over to get a better look at the screen.

"They have an email address," she told me happily.

"Oh good, lets send them an email and then see what happens," I said yawning as sleep edged its way closer into my body.

"Ok." She said, getting straight into writing one.

"Hm, putting into writing that we have a make a Tobi cake is hard," she murmed while writing out the email.

"Don't forget to mention that we are really desperate," I told her, looking over her shoulder as she wrote the email.

She laughed, "I won't."

"Right, done." She said, sitting back in her chair.

"Great," I said giving it a once over, "Hopefully it will be enough."

"What do you reckon the Akatsuki will think of them if we manage to get them down here?" Emily asked, a small smile coming over her face.

I sighed and tried not to think about it, "I only know that we might not make it out of this with all our sanity."

'Haha, you're such a pessimist Crissy, you never know, it could turn out to be heaps of fun."

I looked at her, "Well you never know," she said, her smile growing wider.

"Haha, I guess, well we'll have to wait and see what happens," I said, matching her smile.

It was one in the morning on Christmas eve, the moon was high in the sky, the stars out in all their glory. Everyone was asleep, well except for me, I was lying on my bed waiting for time to pass. Finally, it was time, I sat up and got off the bed, giving my shoulder a rub as it protested slightly, man that it was getting annoying.

Walking over to my door I checked out the pile of stuff that was lying there, ready for their grand appearance. I smiled, everything was ready. Looking down at all my equipment I checked everything off, the spiders I had found earlier, pink dye, pink ribbon, a key to all the bedrooms, lots and lots of mouse traps, his reindeer costume and the best part of it all, laxatives. Yep, everything was ready.

Quickly getting to work I grabbed the pink dye and ribbon and headed to Kisame's room, the key in my hand. Opening the door I poked my head around to see his huge figure sprawled across the double bed. It looked more like a single bed with him in it though, it might not look like it in the manga, but he was huge! He had to lie diagonal across the bed just to fit. His deep snore echoed around the room, giving me the urge to giggle.

Fighting it down the best I could I tip toed across the room and the bucket of pink dye down beside his huge sword, Samehada. This too was a lot bigger in real life, and also had a much more sinister feel to it. I knew the powers of Samehada, so very carefully I started to unwrap the bandages from around it.

The weirdest thing about Kisame's sword was that I could feel that it had its own presence, its own awareness, and as I undid the bandages around it, a soft sound started coming from it.

"Gigigigi," I had no idea what it meant, but it didn't seemed angry or irritated so I pressed on with my work. It continued to make the soft sound and as I finally worked my way down to the layer of scales I was amazed to see them for the first time. They were shiny, almost silky looking, and held a soft glow.

"Wow," I breathed, reaching out my hand I gently ran my hand down them, they felt unbelievably smooth. I know I was stupid, and as I ran my hand down a second time one scale lifted out, my hand catching on it.

"Ow," I muttered, drawing my hand away, the blood started to seep out from the surprisingly deep scratch. The sound that Samehada had been making rose in volume slightly before dropping back to its original level as though in warning.

I glanced at Kisame in fear that it had woken him up, but his snoring continued and he seemed undisturbed. "Ok, I'm sorry." Why I was whispering to a sword I didn't know, but I had the feeling it knew what I was saying.

Finally managing to completely uncover the sword I dropped the bandages into the bucket of pink dye. Letting them soak for a while I went and got the laxatives. Kisame always had a glass of water beside his bed, so this was the perfect place to put my secret ingredient in.

Once that was done I went and got the bucket of spiders. I shuddered as I listened to their legs scratching around the side of the bucket, spiders grossed me out, but when it came to something like this, they were my best friends. I opened his beside draw and placed a few in there, accidently letting a few escape as I did so. They scuttled around the room looking for places to hide, even if Kisame didn't find them in the morning they would still be there for later.

I closed the draw and cringed as it scarped against the drawer. Kisame snorted a few times and then went back to a steady snore. I was really tempted to clamp is nose shut but knew it would ruin my whole operation so I decided against it.

Checking the bandages I took them out and hung them out the window to dry. Next I went on raid through his draws and pulled out all of his clothes, they were the next to go in the dye and as I soaked them the bandages were ready for use, thank god for the warm Cairns nights.

As carefully as I could I wrapped to the bandages back around Samehada, although it seemed the great sword didn't like the colour pink, and needless to say my hands suffered a few more cuts. I think it was enjoying my plans though, as it kept it's noise to a minimum and didn't wake Kisame, perhaps the sword had a sense of humour, I think I like Samehada.

Finally I finished with the bandages, and the once menacing looking sword now looked with a pink billabong ice cream. To finish it off I cut a piece of pink ribbon and tied it around the handle in a pretty bow.

Once I finished with the sword I got the clothes out of the dye and hang them outside to dry too. Luckily he didn't have that many clothes, and most of them were quite plain, so they were easy to dye. Heading back to my room I grabbed his reindeer costume and took it back to his room. Placing a few pink ribbons in it's mane I placed it on the bed beside Kisame. Luckily he was such a heavy sleeper otherwise I would have been screwed when the fluff accidently tickled his nose.

I let out a sigh of relief and checked the clothes, they were still wet so I headed back to my room.

"What are you doing?" I nearly jumped out of my skin as the quiet voice came from the shadows near my door.

"Uh nothing," I stammered as I saw it was Itachi. Had he been watching me the whole time? The memory of his and Konan's conversation came back to me.

"I think it's obvious that you are up to something," he told me sternly.

I stuck my tongue out at him, "It hasn't got anything to do with you anyway." I walked past him and into my room.

I heard a sigh behind me, "whatever you're doing I suggest you stop."

"Why, its not like I'm hurting anyone." I told him, well not at the moment anyway, I thought smiling to myself.

"Perhaps, but by the way things are going, I think you should be more worried about yourself being hurt."

I turned around to look at him, he was leaning against the door frame, the moonlight outlined the shape of his body. The sight made me blush, and let me tell you I was instantly thankful for the cover of dark.

"What do you mean?" I asked, although I already knew the answer.

"I'm sure Kisame isn't going to be happy with you when he wakes up, and I'm not sure how far his anger will stretch." He told me.

I smiled up at him, "but that's the whole point of it."

"And who's going to save you?" he asked, a small smile making its way to his lips.

"Hm, I think there might be someone around here that will stick up for me."

"Oh really?"

"Yep, and even if Kisame does kill me, as long as I get to see his face in the morning it'll be worth it." I said grinning, man I couldn't wait for when he would wake up and find what I left for him.

A darker look crossed Itachi's features at my words, he stepped closer, "look, you've already been hurt by this," he said as he grabbed my hands.

"So? They're only small cuts, I can handle it," I said, trying to pull my hand out of his grasp, I felt really awkward in my current situation and my face felt like it was on fire.

"Like I said before, you're always getting into trouble, can't you just let it lie?" he asked. I didn't look into his eyes, I was too embarrassed, I guess I didn't do well with guys in small spaces, especially really good looking guys.

"Well, no, I can't." I told him, I wasn't giving up on this, not by a long shot, no matter how much he asked.

He sighed and finally let go of my hand, "I guess I can't stop you," he murmured, "Just be careful."

I grinned up at him, "Thanks."

He didn't look very impressed as I grabbed the box of mouse traps and headed back to Kisame's room. Setting them down carefully I went and checked the clothes, finally they were dry. I put them back in his drawers and then put some spiders in after them.

"You know he hates them don't you?" Itachi asked from the door.

I smiled, "of course, other wise I wouldn't have bothered collecting them all."

He sighed and then fell quiet.

Right everything was in place, laxative filled glass of water, pink Samehada, pink clothes, costume sleeping buddy, spiders crawling around everywhere, only one thing left.

I released the rest of the spiders, some accidently crawling in Kisame's bed and then pulled the box of mouse traps closer. I wasn't sure which side of the bed he got out of, so I placed some at each side. Then I placed them at the end of the bed and all around the door, first getting all of my other equipment out of the way. All the while Itachi watched me from the door.

"There we go, all finished." I said quietly while standing up.

"I hope you realise that you may not live to see Christmas," Itachi said while shaking his head.

"Haha, I guess time will tell," I told him. I glance up at him to see his dark eyes looking at me in a strange way. "What?" I asked carefully.

"You seem a happier than usual," he said quietly.

'What's that suppose to mean?" I asked defensively.

"Nothing, usually you're worrying about something, but it seems a weight has been lifted off your shoulders," he said. Wow he was extremely perceptive.

"Well, I think we might have figured out what to do with Tobi's cake, so I guess that's a huge weight lifted from my shoulders." I told him, I couldn't help smiling as I said this, it was such a relief.

A small smile graced his lips again, "Oh good, I'm glad you've figured out what to do, but now I think its time to go to sleep." He said.

Suddenly the wave of tiredness that had been held at bay by the excitement of revenge came washing over me. "yeah, good idea," I yawned.

Having got everything out of Kisame's room I shut the door and took the keys out of my pocket, locking the door from the outside. There, that should make it harder for him to escape from all the spiders, I thought as a huge smile found its way to my lips.

"Here," Itachi helped me take all the stuff back to my room, "How do you plan to get rid of the evidence?" he asked.

"Um," I hadn't actually thought about that.

"Here, let me take all this, go and get some rest, you'll need it for all the running you're going to be doing tomorrow, or rather today." He told me as he took the spider bucket from my arms.

"Thanks," I said smiling up at him.

'Just don't hide behind me when Kisame goes on his rampage." He said over his shoulder as he made his way towards the stairs.

I laughed, "Sure thing." Maybe Itachi was alright, I mean he was in the Akatsuki and everything, but he was alright. I knew what he had been through, and I knew why he was with the Akatsuki, maybe the other side to him was starting to shine through.

As I climbed into bed I realised that I liked this other, more gentle side to Itachi. And I vowed that I would try my very hardest to bring out this side of him, no matter what.

"Run!" a voice screamed at me. Looking around wildly I saw my mother standing not too far off in the distance, what was she doing all the way out here?

"Mum, what are doing here?" I asked, it wasn't like her to visit me as I trained, usually her and dad had more pressing things to do concerning the village.

"Kyoko, you need to get away from here now!" she yelled as she came running over, her blonde hair which mirrored my own whipping around her face.

"Why, what-" I tried to asked as I saw the look of panic in her eyes and face.

"There's no time to explain, you need to get out of the village. They're coming for you, you need to escape now," she said as she reached me, tears threatening to spill from her eyes. A kunai came to my hand, I was readying for a fight.

"No," my mother told me, "this is not a time for fighting, you need to run away, to disappear."

"I don't understand," I said confused, what was she on about? The leaf village was peaceful, prosperous, we were one of the strongest nations. With the third Hokage, Minato and the Uchiha clan, nobody had managed to invade the village since its founding, what was there to be afraid of?

"The danger comes from the inside," she said fearfully, "someone plots against us, you must leave! In order to keep our clan alive, you must leave!"

"But what about Kyomi?" I asked, no matter what, I wasn't leaving my younger sister behind.

"I told her to meet you out side the village, three miles north east. Now go!"

"But who is it? Who wants to destroy us?" I had to know.

"I do not know for sure, but I fear…" she left her sentence hanging, as if fearful to go on.

"Who is it?" I urged.

"I fear… it is the Uchiha." She said, her eyes darkening in fear and betrayal.

"What! But they are our allies, one of our closest friends." I said desperately. There was no way it could be them, in the old times of war, before the clans untied, they were the only ones who our own clan would ally themselves with.

"I know, but I do not believe it is all of them, just one…" once again she seemed too scared to go on, finally she uttered one name. "Madara."

I felt my face freeze in shock, so it was true, he was still alive, after all this time. I had heard rumours, but never did I believe them. The Uchiha we had once looked up too, the one Uchiha to abandon his clan was still alive, and he was after us, but why? Was it our powers? I knew they were unique, but the Uchiha had never shown signs of envy, they had their own unique powers and abilities.

"You must go!" my mother tried to urge me on. "Now!"

Even though my heart begged me to stay, my mind told me otherwise. I knew when my mother was serious, so as I left her standing in the training field my heart nearly ripped in two.

"Protect our clan, keep it alive." Her last words rang in my ears as I rushed through the forest outside the village's wall. The wind rushed past me, wiping the tears away from my eyes. I held scroll that she pressed into my hands just before I left tightly to my chest. I didn't know what it held, but I had the feeling I would find out soon, and that it would change my life forever.

Out of nowhere a kunai went rushing passed my head, missing me by a mere centimetre. Instantly I grabbed a kunai out of my waist pouch, readying myself to confront the enemy. Turning around to face my enemy as they landed on a branch not too far away I braced myself for battle.

I stopped dead, before me stood a stern looking man with bright red, sharingan eyes.

"Aaarrgghh!" my scream echoed around the room as I shot into an upright position. The sun was barely over the horizon, its morning rays just beginning to poke through my window.

I tried to calm my heavy breathing and racing heart. That dream, what was that? I tried to make sense of it all, it seemed so real, so life like. I had never been there though, it was the world of Naruto and I had grown up in this world. Who was I then?

Kyoko…that was my mother's name, but I couldn't have possibly- no, it was just a dream. I tried to tell myself this, tried to push it aside, but something told me it was more than just a dream. More than just a figment of my imagination, it was impossible, my mother had never been in the Naruto world. But then I remembered the necklace which was hanging around my neck… perhaps?

And that other dream I had, it felt almost like the same thing, like the two were connected, but how?

I shook my head, now was not the time to think about it, I needed a clear head and the best way to achieve that was with a hot shower. Unfortunately I was almost finished relaxing under the hot water when my mind drifted back to my current situation and I remembered my endeavour from last night.

Shit.

With the thought of an angry Kisame waking up at any moment, I quickly finished my shower and got dressed, the dream quickly slipping from my mind. It was still early but the Akatsuki seemed to be early risers, which got extremely annoying, especially with Tobi running around. I just hoped that Kisame wasn't already awake, although if he was I'd probably be dead.

Making sure the necklace was secure I opened my door slightly and poked my head around the corner. Although it was very unlikely, Kisame might have been waiting for me quietly, his huge sword ready. I shuddered at the thought, I didn't feel like being cut into ribbons today, my hands still had angry red cuts all over them, that was enough for me.

I walked quietly down the hall, jumping at the smallest sounds, it wasn't until I was going down the stairs that I finally began to relax. I made the sure the necklace was secure again, I really didn't feel like dying twice today. I wondered what would happen if I wore it around my neck, out in the open for them all to see. How long would it take them to notice, or to think anything of it? It was an amusing thought, but one I didn't feel like testing.

"You're up early," Konan noticed as I came downstairs, she was sitting at the table with Pein.

"Yeah, couldn't sleep," I said, making up an excuse. "Do you guys want some breakfast?"

"Did I just hear breakfast, hm? Thanks that would be great." Deidara said as he came downstairs.

"I wasn't asking you," I muttered but headed to the kitchen anyway.

"Breakfast? Yes please," said a voice I thought I recognised.

"Wha-" I started, looking around until I saw Jeffry the cat jump up on the bench.

"You're still here?" I asked, surprised to see him. I had almost forgotten about him with all the excitement of late.

"Of course, you still owe me one." He said, sitting down and licking his paw.

"Since when?" I asked.

"Since I saved your butts. Itachi might have asked me to do it, but I still helped you, so you owe me." He said simply.

"Fine," I sighed. Speaking of owing people, I realised that I still owed Kisame, well according to him anyway, after he put out the fire in Konan's old room. Since then Konan had acquired a new room, her old one in desperate need of new carpet and a paint job. We had made Deidara clean out the remains of her wardrobe and bed, but it was still in a sorry state.

"What do you eat, I don't think we have any cat food…" I said to Jeffery.

"Cat food!" he screeched. "I don't eat cat food, what do you think I am?

I looked at him, "Uh, a cat," I said sarcastically.

He hissed at me, "I'm a ninja cat, and ninja cats don't eat cat food!"

"Ok ok, I sorry." I said, trying not to laugh, "What do you want then." Even though he was probably deciding whether or not to tear me into pieces, he still looked adorable.

"I would like eggs." He said simply.

"Where are you manners?" I scolded him.

He sighed, sounding exasperated, "Please." He said sarcastically.

"Now that's better," I said, moving around the kitchen getting Konan's, Pein's and Deidara's breakfast ready as well after finding out what they wanted.

"So you're still alive then," Itachi said as he came down the stairs awhile later.

"Yep, so far," I said grinning as I sat down the others breakfast on the table, having to find a high stool for Jeffery so he could reach. Konan, Pein, Deidara and Tobi who had joined us after watching Sesame Street looked from Itachi to me, wondering what was going on.

"Why, what have you done?" Pein asked suspiciously as Jeffery and Itachi exchanged greetings.

I laughed, "You'll find out soon enough."

Pein looked at Itachi for answers. "She decided to get revenge on Kisame after he set her up to be Mrs. Clause." Itachi explained.

"Oh yes, I have heard of this years Christmas plans," Pein said, looking at me and raising an eyebrow. I examined his face, it looked really weird with all the piercings, but under all the metal it held quite a nice shape, no wonder Konan had fallen in love with Yahiko when he was still alive.

"But getting revenge on Kisame was a bad idea, when he gets mad it's hard to stop him," Pein continued.

"Don't worry, I've heard this all before." I said, thinking about all of Itachi's warnings.

"Obviously you didn't take heed then." Wow he was very controlling.

"Don't worry I'll b-" I broke off as a blood curdling scream coming from up stairs echoed around the house. "Absolutely fine." I finished quietly as a huge smile found my lips.

"It has began," Itachi murmured looking at me, I almost caught a few emotions flashing in his eyes, but they were gone before I could figure out what they were.

More screams were sounding from upstairs, their tone ranged from pure terror to absolute rage, I was so dead yet I couldn't stop smiling.

"This is going to be so funny," I said, hardly able to contain my laughter.

"You are so dead," surprisingly it was Tobi who said this, his tone somewhere between Madara and Tobi was full of humour.

Unable to contain it any longer I burst into fits of hysterical laughter. The others must have thought I had finally gone crazy, but the thought of Kisame locked in his bedroom filled with spiders was too funny.

"What the hell is happening?" everyone else who had currently been in bed had rushed downstairs, looks of shock plastered on their faces.

"Oh, its Kisame," Emily said, realising what was going on.

Hidan, Kakuzu, Zetsu and Sasori all had confused looks on their faces. 'She's about to die, hm," Deidara explained to them, pointing at me.

I grinned at them all as they put two and two together. "What have you done now?" Kakuzu growled at me, moving away from the stairs, the others standing around him followed suit.

"Well, you see…" I started.

"Did you get everything done?" Emily cut in, excitement plain to see on her face.

"Of course I did, the pink dye, mouse traps, spiders-"

"Spiders? You put spiders in his room?" Hidan cut in astonished.

"Well of course," I smiled at him, more screams sounding from up stairs.

"Wow, you really are dead," Zetsu said, "At least she lit up the gloomy mood of the Akatsuki for a while, even if it was only for a short time, now we'll have Tobi and Emily to rely on for humour." black Zetsu said as though I was already dead.

I only laughed, "Glad to have helped," I told him, giving him the thumbs up.

Suddenly there was a huge crash from upstairs.

"Uh oh, here he comes," Sasori said, glancing from me to the bottom of the stairs.

"Well guys it was nice to have known you," I said, giving them all a salute.

Itachi was about to say something when there was an almighty roar which vaguely sounded like my name, and Kisame's huge, raging figure appeared at the bottom of the stairs. Pink Samehada was gripped tightly in his hand, the bandage near the bottom was ripped to shreds the scales poking through.

"Crissy!" his roar was more defined now. Kisame's face was almost as pink as his sword and as he stopped at the base of the stairs I got to get a better look at my handy work. Mouse traps hung from the bottom of his sleeping trousers, one still attached to one of his little toes, although it seemed he couldn't feel it in his anger. There were smudges all over his trousers and bare chest, the spiders legs were the only things which gave away what they were.

I had worked my plan well.

"You are so dead," the growl ripped out of his throat and silence afterwards sounded deadly. The rest of the Akatsuki and Emily were silent, waiting to see what would happen.

"I will die in happiness and humour," I told him, I had given up on trying not to smile awhile ago.

"Then I will tear you to shreds right here and now!" his roar was almost deafening as he moved forwards.

As he raised his great sword he let it create a huge gash in the floor before raising it above his head. Then he started running towards me, his battle cry was the only thing my ears heard, I only saw the other Akatsuki members' and Emily's mouth move but their cries were drowned out by Kisame's roar.

He bought his huge sword down, the great sword cutting the air, all of its scales were out now, the bandages ripped to shreds and it's high pitched sound reached my ears, "Gigigigi!"

I stood my ground and waited, hoping against hope that my plan would work, if it didn't I was dead, if it did I would never be able to stop laughing.

The sword was an inch from my face when suddenly it stopped and Kisame faulted. My smile grew wider.

Everyone was silent, staring at Kisame in shock, Deidara was holding Emily back who had been trying to get to me. Kisame let out a strangled sound and suddenly spun around and bolted up the stairs, his free hand clutching at his bottom.

"What the hell?" Hidan was the first to speak.

I managed to get one word, "laxatives," before erupting in laughter. I had tears running down my cheeks as everyone else started laughing as well.

Somehow I had managed to escape death, and let me tell you, it was certainly worth it.

So there we are, i hope you all enjoyed and let me know what you think :)