After a lot of drinking, a drunken Vegeta was targeting Trunks.
"You kids, you bastard kids! You don't know anything!" He yelled. "You think being grounded for a day is tough!"
"Yeah, you tell 'em, Prince!" Bardock cheered. "You seen my grandson? Spoilt rotten!"
"I try to teach the boy but his mother spoils him." Vegeta insisted.
"I'm not spoilt!" Trunks argued.
"Ha!" Vegeta laughed. "You wanna take a look at my childhood! Actually – that can be my next song!"
"You're singing another one?" Bardock groaned, after hearing several badly-sung songs from Vegeta.
"Hey, shut up!" Vegeta snapped. "Goddamn peasant!"
"What are you talking about, Vegeta? Your childhood was perfect compared to mine." Frieza said.
"Aw, geez, I forgot how tough it is getting everything you want all the time!" Vegeta snarled.
"You don't know the half of it!" Frieza growled.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." Vegeta snorted dismissively.
"Shut up!" Frieza barked.
He leapt up just as the music started playing. "This is my song!"
"No, it's mine!" Vegeta yelled.
"Like hell it is! This song belongs to me!" Bardock cried, also jumping up.
"Of course, Bardock." Frieza sniped sarcastically.
"Hey! I grew up in the slums!" Bardock snarled. "My hometown was like a saiyan version of Detroit!"
"It's nothing compared to Frieza's ship!" Vegeta argued.
"None of you have any idea what you're talking about." Frieza huffed, and started to sing, "Let me tell you, Sonny, let me tell you straight,
You kids today ain't never had it rough,"
Vegeta glared at Frieza and kicked him out of the way, yanking his mic off him.
"Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate,
You lazy brats think nothing's good enough!"
Bardock jumped up and snatched the mic off Vegeta.
"Well, nobody ever drove me to school when it was ninety degrees below,
We had to walk buck naked through forty miles of snow,"
"Like saiyans even go to school!" Frieza snorted.
"They do too!" Bardock argued and continued singing. "Worked in the coal mines twenty two hours a day for just half a cent –"
"Had to sell my internal organs just to pay the rent!" Frieza took over.
"Who cares, you lose a limb and your father gives you a billion dollar robotic one." Vegeta sniped.
Frieza glared at him,
"When I was your age –" He began, before Vegeta snatched the mic off him and sang,
"When I was your age.
When I was your age. When I was your age,"
Frieza forcefully kicked Vegeta away and grabbed the mic.
"Let me tell you something, you whiny little snot,
There's something wrong with all you kids today.
You just don't appreciate all the things you've got,"
"It's not me with the problem." Vegeta growled, and screamed at Goten and Trunks, "We were hungry, broken and miserable, and we liked it fine that way!"
"Could've fooled me…" Frieza mumbled.
"Hey!" Vegeta barked.
Bardock started singing,
"There were seventy three of us living in a cardboard box!
All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks,"
"At least you got something for Christmas…" Vegeta muttered angrily.
"I gave you a bottle of wine!" Frieza protested.
"No, you passed out on the floor and I took it out of your hand." Vegeta argued.
"I was going to give it to you." Frieza said.
"What, when it was empty?" Vegeta snarled.
"Of course when it was empty! Do I look like I'm made of money?" Frieza protested.
"Yes!" Vegeta yelled. "And you spent all of it on yourself!"
"At least someone around your place had money." Bardock grunted. "Every night for dinner, we had a big ol' chunk of dirt,
If we were really good, we didn't get dessert!
When I was your age. When I was your age.
When I was your age. When I was your age!"
"Didn't have no telephone, didn't have no FAX machine!" Vegeta took over. "All we had was a couple cans and a crummy piece of string,"
"And a scouter." Frieza barked. "You are such a little ingrate!"
"Didn't have no swimming pool when I was just a lad," Bardock continued. "Our neighbour's septic tank was the closest thing we had!"
"Ew…" Frieza gagged, and took over. "Didn't have no dental floss, had to use old rusty nails,
Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails."
"You would." Vegeta sniped. "Didn't have no water bed, had to sleep on broken glass."
"Didn't have no lawnmower, we used our teeth to cut the grass," Bardock sang.
Trunks stared at the adults, unimpressed, and yawned sarcastically.
"Okay, I have better things to do than listen to drunks complain." He said. "Come on, Goten, let's go." He started to leave with Goten, but Vegeta jumped in their way.
"What's the matter now, Sonny, you say you don't believe this junk?" Vegeta sang.
"You think my story's wearin' kinda thin?" Frieza took over, glaring at the boys.
"I tell you one thing, I never was such a disrespectful punk!" Bardock barked at them. "Back in my time, we had a thing called discipline!
My dad would whoop us every night 'til a quarter after twelve."
"Then he'd get too tired and he'd make us whoop ourselves!" Vegeta took over.
"Then he'd chop me into pieces and play Frisbee with my brain," Frieza sang.
"He remembers that?" King Kold gasped, wide-eyed.
"And let me tell ya, Junior," Frieza sang. "You never heard me complain!
When I was your age. When I was your age,
When I was your age."
Frieza, Bardock and Vegeta all sang together,
"When I was your age!"