The BlazBlue Talk Show

by XDANTE1

The characters of BlazBlue enter a talk show, where the host will be ME.

20. Episode 20

(I do not own BlazBlue or anything else that may be mentioned, just this story… thingy.)

The BlazBlue Talk Show

Episode 20

*In the studio, 20 minutes before the show*

Hakumen: "Hm… it's quiet around here. Maybe even too quiet."

Carl: *goes to the buffet* "Good day, Mr. Hakumen." *takes a drink*

Hakumen: "Where is that Kaka girl?"

Carl: "Miss Kitty? I haven't seen her today."

Hakumen: "I know she's close. I can feel it."

Carl: "Since when did you become a Jedi?"

Hakumen: "Ha ha, very funny."

Makoto: *tries to lift a heavy box* "Hey Hakumen, can you help me with this?"

Hakumen: *goes there* "And what's in the box?"

Makoto: "All my new weights." *smiles*

Hakumen: "Fine…" *picks it up with ease* "This isn't that heavy. Especially for someone who can knock people to the Moon with ease."

Makoto: *sweatdrops* "Well… I just thought you could help out a lady in trouble. Hehehe…"

Hakumen: *puts it down* "I have my real duty to do. So don't-" *turns around and sees Tao hanging from a rope above the buffet* "I should have known!"

He quickly dashes there and cuts Tao off the rope, catches her and throws her into her seat. Hakumen looked up and saw Lambda and Nu holding the rope.

Tao: *with swirling eyes* "Mew… the world is spinning around Tao…"

Rachel: *sips tea* "I believe I have warned you that this won't work."

Nine: "I don't think she can hear you now."

Asura: "Ha! I told you it wouldn't work!"

Nova: "Damn it!" *hands him 20 bucks*

Asura: *grins* "Pleasure doing business with you."

Nova: "Screw you." *gets hit to a wall* "Ow…"

Emy: "Watch your words in front of us, dummy!"

Azrael: "I'm bored. I'll get Xdante so we can start."

*In my room*

Xdante1: "Come on! It can't be this hard!"

SonicMaster95: "Why are you writing a poem again?"

Xdante1: "I just want to try it but it's so darn hard. What rhymes with orange?"

Deviljho's Hatred: "Uh… I don't know. Why did you put in an orange?"

Xdante1: "Another dead end." *throws the paper in the trash that was already a huge pile of folded paper*

Azrael: *comes in* "Can we get this over with?" *looks around* "What the hell is she doing here?!" *points at Eclipson*

Eclipson: "I'm a part of this show now too." *sticks her tongue out at Azrael*

Azrael: "Annoying brat."

Eclipson Darkness: "You're dead!"

Eclipson starts chasing Azrael around the whole stage.

Bloodscythe: "I say she'll get him."

AK: *to Xdante1* "As amusing as this is can I throw in Azrael to the Room of Doom now?"

Xdante1: "Maybe later and someone else. Well, that will definitely happen."

AK: "I can live with that."

OrangeTabby101: *pulls me out to the stage* "Come on Shakespeare. It's time to start."

Xdante1: "But I was so close to finishing it!"

OrangeTabby101: "Sorry, but we really need to start."

Xdante1: "Alright fine…" *Eclipson is still chasing Azrael* "Guys! Please stop so we can start! Wow that actually rhymed…"

Eclipson: *stops and takes her seat* "Okay, I'm ready."

Everyone else does the same.

Setsuna321: "Who is he?" *points at Bloodscythe*

Xdante1: "A friend of mine. His name is Ragna the Bloodscythe."

Bloodscythe: "Hey guys!"

Xdante1: "And… GO!"

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*Intro music, lights flashing.*

*After that's over…*

Xdante1: "Greetings! Welcome to part 20 of The BlazBlue Talk Show!"

Makoto, Nanaya, Tao, Nu and Yayoi all ran out and set off fireworks saying 'This show rocks!'

Setsuna321: "I think I'll never get used to that."

Xdante1: "It's been 20 times for Makoto and I'm still not used to it…"

Makoto: *returned with the others* "I'm ready!"

Xdante1: "Uh… right… so we have Eclipson and Bloodscythe with us from now on."

Eclipson: "Hi!"

Bloodcsythe: "Hello!"

Xdante1: "And a few other people are here too."

Ragna: "You mean like him?" *points to a boy with golden eyes and raven black hair (a small part of it being white at the right front), wearing a black vest, black pants with some armor on the right side held up by 2 belts, he was also wearing black shoes with steel plates on them, but the most interesting thing about him was his left arm that was black with orange parts as it looked like a monster's hand*

Xdante1: "Exactly. His name is Axel and he's another security person."

Kokonoe: "Interesting hand."

Axel: "I heard about you and don't even think about examining it!"

Rachel: "Your reputation precedes you, Kokonoe."

?: "As do yours Ms. Alucard."

A girl with brown eyes, a blue gem in her forehead, white hair tied up in a bun at the 2 sides came in. She is wearing a small crown, a white long dress that leaves her shoulders exposed with white high heels and has 2 small floating round drones on her sides.

Tsubaki: "And who is she?"

?: "My name is Shana." *bows*

Setsuna321: "Oh she's here too. This is awesome!"

Lambda: "She reminds me of someone."

Azure: "Really? Who?"

Lambda: "I don't really know."

Rachel: "At least she has class, even though her manners should be worked on."

Shana: "I am quite certain you are talking about yourself now." *makes one of her drone larger and sits on it as a chair*

Rachel: "As if I take your words to the heart."

Zeron: "Are they even arguing? I can't tell, since the atmosphere around them is dull."

?: "I'm certain they are."

Kokonoe: "That voice…"

Ragna: "Master?! You're here too?!"

Jubei: "Yep. I heard my sweetheart is here."

Nine: "KITTY DEAR!" *hugs him*

Jubei: *chuckles* "Happy to see you too."

Tsubaki: *sparkling eyes* "This day got WAY better!"

Kokonoe: "Oh hell no it didn't! Get your sorry a** out of here, dad!"

Nine: "KOKONOE! How dare you talk to your father like that?!"

Jubei: "It's alright, sugar. I understand her feelings. When the time is right for her, I'll be here."

Kokonoe: *sulking in her seat* "Like that'll happen."

Tager: *sweatdrops* "So… is that all the people?"

Xdante1: "Nope."

Dragoneel12: "I should have known."

Asura: "And who else will be here?"

?: "Me."

A shorter girl appeared out of thin air. She was waving around a purple wand, had purple eyes and hair which she kept tied up on 2 sides. She had a purple top and skirt which was longer in the back and purple high heels.

Celica: "Oh another mage."

Luna: "Luna has competition! Luna will not be beaten!"

Deviljho's Hatred: "Right…"

Azrael: "Pfft. Mages are lame."

?: "Oh really?" *waves her wand and makes a giant rock drop on him* "What do you think now?" *smirks*

Azrael: *rubs his head* "I think you're lucky my hands are tied here."

Xdante1: "Just sit down and play nicely, Hime."

Hime: *sits down* "Alrighty."

Xdante1: "And finally, Lynne."

Lynne: * a girl with greenish brown eyes and green hair came on stage and took a bow, she had a green and white dress with white high heeled boots* "Thank you." *takes a seat*

Eclipson: "Wow. So many people."

Es: "We really need to stop adding people."

Xdante1: "And that's what we'll do. So please… just stop asking to be a part of the show! I am open for guest appearances like Camellia and Johnny did so, but nothing permanent anymore!"

Jin: "I think that sums this up. So, can we start?"

Xdante1: "Yes. Our first agenda is a challenge for Azrael. It's from SpeedRulerLiberation, who is among the audience."

SpeedRulerLiberation: "Do it Azrael!"

Azrael: "Do what exactly?"

Xdante1: "Hakumen!"

He brings in some kitchen appliances and Sora walks up to them.

Azrael: "I don't get it."

Sora: "It's simple really. I'll make a grand feast and you'll eat it."

Carl: "That's it?"

Nanaya: "Pretty much."

Deviljho's Hatred: "I don't get it. Why is this a challenge?"

Xdante1: "Because he has to use this to do it." *holds up a spork*

Azrael: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Hime: "Now that's a reaction."

Azrael: "This is worse than hell!"

Kagura: "And people say I'm the dumb one."

Es: "You are."

Kagura: "I know you like it." *winks at her*

Es: "Get a life."

Kagura: "I'd rather get you."

AK: *throws him in the Room of Doom* "He was starting to get on my nerves."

Bullet: "That was a good move."

Azrael: "I won't do this!"

Xdante1: "Then you can't place anymore bets when a fight happens."

Azrael: "WHAT?!"

Setsuna321: "Oh now that's a punishment."

Epsilon: "If you win, you can fight dad."

Azrael: *gulps* "I'll do it."

I place the spork on the table for Azrael. He struggles to reach for it.

Kokonoe: *laughing* "This is too good to be true."

OrangeTabby101: "I think we should move on."

Shana: "I agree. This is going to take quite a while."

Xdante1: "I have to tell something first. I know it's been a while since the last episode and I'm sorry for doing the show so late. And… well I lost track of reviews and questions."

Deviljho's Hatred: "Meaning?"

Xdante1: "I don't remember which ones I included and did not. So from now on, I'll be keeping a separate list for those. If you see anything you asked not appearing then maybe you should resend it to me. Sorry for the inconvenience."

Nu: "It could be worse. Now, let's do it!"

Tao: "Yeah! Mew!"

Xdante1: "So, I may have found some older questions that I accidentally overlooked. We'll start with those. First is from RAY. Hakumen!"

Hakumen: *brings Kagura back who was twitching like crazy*

Xdante: "So, he sent everyone 5 free passes to beat up Terumi and Kagura anytime you guys feel like it."

Every girl gave Kagura a menacing grin. He gulped a big one and covered his middle.

Kagura: "I'm screwed."

Every girl: *cracks knuckles* "Totally!"

Lynne: "I don't really have a problem with him."

Kagura: "Why thank you, sweet cheeks." *blows her a kiss*

Lynne: *gives me a pass and beats up Kagura badly* "Never call me that."

Kagura: "Ow…"

Emy: "He really asked for that one. My turn!"

Every girl used up the pass (even Celica) leaving Kagura as a complete mess.

Setsuna321: "That felt so great!"

Xdante1: "So his first question is for Tao. Did you ever have a secret crush on someone from the cast?"

Tao: "Mew? Tao never crushed her friends before."

We all fell out of our seats.

Asura: "To have a crush on someone means to love a person!"

Tao: "Oooooh. Does Boobie Lady's meat bun count?"

Litchi: *facepalms* "That sounded so wrong, Tao."

Ada: "I think that's a no."

Xdante1: *sighs* "That was too much already. Kagura, he hates you, but why is your Astral so cool? He says it's even better than Noel's."

Noel: "WHA?!"

Kagura: "I'm just that awesome!"

Tsubaki: "Being a perv is more like it."

Kagura: "I know you want me."

Jin: *gives me a pass and punches Kagura in the face* "Stop bothering my girl!"

OrangeTabby101: "Is there a time when he doesn't flirt?"

Xdante1: "During his Astral move maybe."

Bullet: "No, he tried hitting on me way back when he did it."

Jubei: "Seems the Black Knight has flaws too."

Azure: "Least he's not the Dark Knight."

Xdante1: "Moving on! Kagura, did you ever have a true love? If yes, then who?"

Kagura: "My love is true for all ladies!" *stands in a pose and winks at the audience*

He get's thrown tomatoes at him and got buried.

Hime: "That's a cliché."

The audience threw watermelons this time.

Hime: "That's better."

Carl: "In conclusion, he's a womanizer."

Yuki: "Worst of his kind."

Noel the Bloodedge: "I wanna beat him up more!"

Xdante1: "In due time. Carl, do you know that Makoto can be very very very hyper sometimes?"

Carl: "I am aware."

Makoto: "Yeah! That's my good part!"

Noel: "You can go a bit overboard Makoto. Remember when you trained with Ragna?"

Makoto: "He had fun!" *smiles*

Ragna: "For the first 2 hours of the full 10!"

Nine: "10 hours?!"

Makoto: "Yeah, that was a slow day for me."

Ragna Vermillion: "Wow…"

Kokonoe: "You should learn from her, Tager."

Tager: "No thanks, I couldn't take that much."

Kokonoe: "Time for some advancement."

Tager: *gulps* "Oh boy…"

Shana: "Cruel Grimalkin." *sips tea*

Xdante1: "Let's just move on. Carl, your astral has a bomb in Nirvana's hand but why won't she explode?"

Carl: "That's an easy one. I'll let sis explain."

Ada: "That's a special bomb that doesn't damage my body's structure."

Tao: "Strike-cure? What's that Doll Lady?"

Ada: "Doll Lady? And it's structure. It means my current body."

Carl: "And sis actually has 2 bombs."

Saya: "And what's the second bomb like?"

Ada: "Professor Kokonoe put it in me, so I guess it's obvious."

Rachel: "You put a nuclear bomb in a doll, Kokonoe? I honestly thought you couldn't get any lower."

Setsuna321: "I think she's actually called Mrs. Nuke."

Kokonoe: "Just shut up!"

Nine: "Kokonoe!"

Kokonoe: "Ugh… fine… sorry…"

Xdante1: "It's always the nukes. Noel, you got a gift."

I snap my fingers and Axel brings her a giant panda plush.

Noel: *jumps at it* "PANDA!"

Ragna: *chuckles* "Sometimes I think she loves pandas more than me."

Noel: *hugs and kisses Ragna* "That can never happen." *smiles*

Xdante1: "That was the first set. Let's see how Azrael is doing."

Everyone turns to him and Sora. Sora was long ready with the food as Azrael just kept reaching out then pulling back his hand from the spork.

Azrael: "I-I-I… can do it…" *pulls back* "This time…"

Sora: *yawns* "You the man…"

Jin: "That's just sad. Still, I'm enjoying this."

Lynne: "That guy needs a therapist."

Infer: "He sure does."

Xdante1: "The next questions are from a Guest. Noel, we all know about your… uh… issues that you have with your upper body. Why not get surgery for that?"

Noel: "Surgery is dangerous and I don't want to risk doing that."

Ragna: "And I wouldn't like that either. She's perfect the way she is."

Noel: "Aww, I love you too, sweetie." *hugs Ragna*

Es: "That's so nice."

AK: "It sure is."

Saya: "It's a weird sight for me."

Nu: "You'll get used to it." *smiles*

Deviljho's Hatred: "Next question?"

Xdante1: "Tsubaki, has Jin ever taken you on a ride on any of his motorcycles? If so, he wants to know the details."

Tsubaki: *blushes* "I don't think it's the 'bedroom motorcycle' he means right? Because that happens a lot and-"

Luna: "Too much detail!"

Tsubaki: *giggles*

Jin: *blushes like crazy* "The… actual motorcycles I have dear…"

Tsubaki: "Well he took me on a ride with all of them at least once. It was good, though the motocross bike was uncomfortable."

Hakumen: *rushes to Jin* "Where did you get that one?! I tried to get it but never could!" *grabs and shakes him* "I MUST HAVE IT!"

Ada: "Hakumen, please calm down."

Hakumen: *lets him go* "Sorry about that. I just really wanted one."

Jin: "Yeah, I let Tsubaki on it and that wasn't her favorite."

Tsubaki: "But I like all the other ones." *smiles*

Xdante1: "Good to know. Let's see… Terumi's not here. Rachel, you get a Double Chocolate Chip cookie."

Rachel: "Uh… thank you… I think…"

Shana: *giggles*

Rachel: "It is not funny."

Shana: "I beg to differ."

Jubei: "I feel a fight coming up so let's avoid that." *turns to me* "Keep on asking, Xdante."

Xdante1: "Ragna, another Guest is asking if you met Allen Walker from D. Gray-man. If so, how did you meet and what's your opinion about him?"

Ragna: "I actually-"

?: "We met." *Allen walks in from the back*

Bullet: *to Xdante1* "You're just full of surprises."

Xdante1: "I tend to impress."

Ragna: "So yeah, we know each other."

Tager: "How did you meet exactly?"

Allen: "It was when he and Dante challenged me to a poker game."

OrangeTabby101: "Were you 2 suicidal, Ragna?"

Ragna: "Well with Dante's luck it was even worse. It's like he said, he only never looses when he puts his life on the line."

Allen: "Good thing it's not professional poker." *laughs*

Jin: "Just how many people have you met, Brother?"

Ragna: "Hell of a lot, Jin."

Allen: "We never did finish the match because of a demon attack."

Epsilon: "I'm guessing you guys teamed up."

Ragna: "Exactly. We drove them back then talked for a bit."

Allen: "Dante seemed cool after that. He must have forgotten the game."

Ragna: "He broke his jukebox back at his place because he saw your cards."

Allen: *scratches the back of his head* "Hehehe… so he saw my Royal Straight Flush."

Makoto: "You really are good."

(Author's note: I actually can't play poker, so I used the highest hand they showed in the DMC anime.)

Allen: "Yep. I'm unbeatable."

Luna: "Luna can-"

Ragna: "You can't and you better not. He's the devil when playing cards."

Allen: *smiles* "I can't deny that. Well, that's all I came here for. Bye guys!" *leaves*

Scarlet: "So many surprises here today."

Nova: "And we're nowhere near done."

Xdante1: "Yep. Let's see. Another Guest set. Azrael got 3 questions."

We turned to see how he's doing with the challenge. He still keeps pulling back his hand from the spork. Sora was reading a magazine.

Sora: "Don't mind us guys; he'll do it… in the next millennia maybe."

Azrael: "Shut up! I'm trying to concentrate!"

Infer: "That's just stupid."

Eclipson: "I agree with her."

Hime: "Should we ask him the questions?"

Xdante1: "I guess. Azrael, what do you think of Tao? Friend or enemy?"

Azrael: *while trying to grab the spork* "An idiotic dummy."

Tao: "That's not nice Big Guy! You made Tao mad, mew!" *claws Azrael's back*

Azrael: "OW! Freaking cat! Now I have to start all over!"

Bang: "Did he really make progress with that?"

Bloodscythe: "Maybe in his strange little mind he did."

Azrael: "Go to hell!"

AK: "Room of Doom time."

Axel: "You sure? It's like he's already suffering."

AK: "Actually you're right. Seeing him like this is way better."

Azrael: "Damn you!"

Xdante1: "Second question: how did you meet Kagura?"

Azrael: "He stood in my way, so I swatted him like a fly."

Kagura: "I only asked for directions to the nearest strip club!"

Bullet: "He was a perv then too."

Nine: "That never really was a question."

Xdante1: "Third question: do you have a crush on anyone who is in the cast?"

Azrael: "HA! Don't make me laugh!"

Setsuna321: "Outside of it then?"

Azrael: "Like hell!"

Jubei: "He's hopeless."

Shana: "Pretty much."

Rachel: "Please continue and let the mad dog suffer for his stupidity."

Azrael: "Shut up!"

Xdante1: "Next questions are from edgezoidslayer. Rachel and Kokonoe, do you have superiority complex?"

Kokonoe: "What?! Heck no!"

Jubei: "Oh… Kokonoe…"

Kokonoe: "Don't say a word!"

Rachel: "You do have that issue unlike me. I am superior by nature, not a complex."

Ragna: "Keep telling yourself that, Rabbit."

Rachel: "I know it annoys you and the reaction I get is worth it."

Ragna: "You little-"

Noel: "Just leave her Ragna. She's not worth it."

Ragna: "I'm still p***ed at her."

Shana: "Bothersome as ever Ms. Alucard."

Rachel: "Says the true bother."

AK: "Can I throw her in?"

Shana: "You may."

Shana claps making an android servant appear. It was wearing a white and grey jumpsuit with a black face mask, holding a sword in one hand. The servant opened the door and AK threw Rachel in.

Shana: "Thank you both."

Her servant just took a bow.

AK: "I enjoyed that."

Setsuna321: "Anyway, next question?"

Xdante1: "Hm… challenges will be done later. Tsubaki, which is Izayoi, the shield or the sword?"

Tsubaki: "It's actually both."

Litchi: "How can that be?"

Tsubaki: "It's like spaghetti. Think of the shield as the pasta and the sword as the sauce and meatballs. They go in pair."

Jin: "Just like we do." *hugs Tsubaki*

Tsubaki: *giggles*

Lynne: "Now I'm hungry."

OrangeTabby101: "There's an easy solution. Hakumen!"

Hakumen brings Lynne an apple.

Lynne: "Thank you."

Hakumen: "Yeah, no problem."

Xdante1: "Next! Ragna, did you think of unleashing your fury and destroy the world before meeting Noel?"

Ragna: "I think my bounty explains that."

Noel the Bloodedge: "I'm still full of rage!"

Nova: "That Noel is weird."

Yayoi: "The Noel in this world is weird for us."

Deviljho's Hatred: "That makes sense."

Infer: "Whatever, just keep going."

Xdante1: "Kokonoe, how does it feel to be playable?"

Kokonoe: "Awesome! Especially that I'm so OP!"

Nine: "Recent updates took that away."

Kokonoe: *falls to the floor with her face first* "DAMN! Least I'm still playable."

Asura: "I prefer Celica being that."

Kokonoe: "No one asked you!"

Asura: "And no one cares what you think!"

Kokonoe: "Says the d**khead who wanted my mother's approval for dating my aunt!"

Asura: "That has nothing to do with you!"

Kokonoe: "I still do not approve of that!"

Asura: "You can kiss my a**, Grimalkin!"

Xdante1: "AK! Hakumen!"

AK slams Asura to a wall while Hakumen does the same to Kokonoe.

Setsuna321: "Judgment time."

Axel brings back a terrorized Rachel while AK and Hakumen threw in Kokonoe and Asura.

Jubei: "That was intense."

Nine: "She has to learn not to mess with her aunt's love life."

Celica: "You do remember that-"

Nine: "Nope. Next question please."

Xdante1: "This is for anyone who can answer. Why is a reoccurring theme in all the games… well… 'ladies' meat buns'?"

Tao: "Because meat buns are delicious, mew!"

We all fell out of our seats.

Kagura: "To answer the question-"

Es: "You shut up, perv!"

Luna: "That's Luna's line! Meh, Luna will approve!"

Kagura: "B***S are awesome!"

Lynne: "Someone slap him."

Infer: *smacks Kagura through a brick wall* "I've been itching to do that all day."

Kagura: *under the ruble* "Ow…"

Xdante1: "Before continuing, let's see how Azrael is doing."

We all turn to him and Sora and see that Azrael is still unable to pick up the spork. Sora was now watching TV.

Azrael: "I can do it… I faced tough enemies before… but this is the toughest…"

Emy: "I feel insulted."

Nova: "Aww I can hug you sis." *gets slammed to the ground*

Emy: "I feel better now."

Sora: "And Torchwick got thrown in again. It's almost like watching Terumi get thrown in there."

Scarlet: "Wait, he's watching…"

Xdante1: "Next are Deviljho's questions." *hands the cards to him*

Deviljho's Hatred: "Sweet! Tao, I have another challenge for you. Bring them in!"

Shana's servant along with Axel, Hakumen and AK all brought in a titanic plate filled with gigantic pieces of sushi.

Tao: *sparkling eyes and drooling like 10 waterfalls* "Tao is in Kaka heaven."

Deviljho's Hatred: "Same rules as last time but you can ask for anyone's help. So let's-"

Epsilon: "Sorry to interrupt but she already finished it all by herself while you were talking…"

Deviljho's Hatred: *looks at the now gone food as Tao was rubbing her stomach while the others just looked at her surprised* "I thought I had her this time… damn!"

Carl: "I think Miss Kitty made a record with that…"

Jubei: "If eating was super power, I'm sure Tao would be the one to have it."

Bullet: "The way she ate it made me loose my appetite…"

Xdante1: "Same here. Hakumen!"

He brings back Kokonoe and Asura. They were both completely terrorized.

Celica: *to Asura* "Are you okay, darling?"

Asura: "I'll live…"

Deviljho's Hatred: "Tsubaki, I want you to get over your fear of pandas so…" *snaps fingers and a baby panda appears on her head* "There we go! He will shower you with unconditional love, so treat him nicely."

Tsubaki: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" *runs around screaming* "GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!"

Noel: "Awww, he's so cute. Can I have him?"

Ragna: "Noel, we discussed this."

Noel: *puppy dog eyes* "Pwease sweetie."

Ragna: *sighs* "If Tsubaki agrees."

Noel: "YES!"

Deviljho's Hatred: "Sorry Noel, but this is only for Tsubaki."

Noel: "Awwwwwwwwwwwww…"

Jin: "Tsubaki, calm down and sit back."

Tsubaki: "I can't!"

OrangeTabby101: "This is… interesting."

Kokonoe: *while filming* "I'm gonna get over 10 million hits for this!"

Jin: *catches and hugs Tsubaki* "It's okay. Just calm down and let me get him off you."

Tsubaki: "O-o-o-okay…" *stays calm while Jin takes it off her*

Jin: "See? He's not that bad."

Tsubaki: *still shaking* "I don't want him either…"

Jin: *gives it to Deviljho* "Sorry but maybe later."

Deviljho's Hatred: "Now what should I do with him?"

Infer: "Let me eat him!"

Noel & Noel the Bloodedge: "YOU CRUEL BEING!"

Deviljho's Hatred: "Yeah no. Any other option?"

Silence fills the studio.

Deviljho's Hatred: "Great…" *snaps his fingers and the panda vanishes* "Next! Azrael, surely you have at least 1 other hobby than fighting. Like card games, for example?"

Azrael: *still trying to reach the spork* "Yeah… I brawl too…"

Rachel: "That is also fighting."

Azrael: "My point… exactly…"

Nanaya: "I think that's a no then."

Hime: "It's definitely a no. He should try doing magic tricks."

Azrael: "Like hell…"

Deviljho's Hatred: "Noel and the murakumo girls, plus Ragna Vermillion, which one do you prefer? PS4, Xbox One, PC or Wii U?"

Noel: "I actually like the PS3 and PC."

Nu & Lambda & Mu & Es & Ragna Vermillion: "Same."

Setsuna321: "That was a straight answer."

Deviljho's Hatred: "Is Sena here?"

Luna: "He's on a date."

Everyone but a few of us looked shocked.

Azure: "He has a girlfriend?! Since when?!"

Luna: "Since Luna has her body for herself."

Bang: "That means for months. I am proud of my little friend!"

Litchi: "So sweet."

Deviljho's Hatred: "Well, that makes this question pretty pointless." *crosses it out* "Bang how many students do you have? Besides Carl, Tao and Luna."

Bang: "Uh… I don't know the exact number but I have plenty."

Licthi: "It's more than a hundred. I tried counting but lost track after that."

Carl: "That's an amazing feat Mr. Bang."

Jubei: "Especially that you can put up with that many. Believe me, even one can be troublesome."

Ragna: "I'm right here you know!"

Jubei: "At least I know you're not asleep, like the time we had the log dodging session."

Ragna: "Don't remind me…"

Hime: "Oh! I wanna hear that!"

Ragna: "Hell no!"

Jubei: *to Hime* "After the show I'll tell you."

Deviljho's Hatred: "Makoto, is there any boundary that you won't cross when it comes to Carl?"

Makoto: "Nope. I'd do anything for my man."

Carl: *blushes* "Hehehe… thank you, Makoto."

Makoto: *Hugs and kisses Carl* "It's natural my Little Carl."

Nu: "Awww so cute."

Eclipson: "When will you get a boyfriend Nu?"

Nu: "I already have one." *giggles*

Eclipson: "You do?!"

Bloodscythe: "I even know who it is. And no, I won't say it, wouldn't like to spoil the surprise."

Hime: "Oh come on! I must know!"

Bloodscythe: "Just be patient."

Deviljho's Hatred: "Well, that's all for now from me."

OrangeTabby101: "So what's next Xdante?" *silence* "Xdante?"

Looks at me as I'm still trying to write that poem.

Xdante1: "Hm…"

Setsuna321: *snatches and reads it* "This is terrible." *burns it*

Xdante1: "Everyone's a critic these days. Anyway, next are Tabby's questions." *hands her the cards*

OrangeTabby101: "Let's see… Nu, why do your lashes seem so long?"

Nu: "They do?" *checks in a mirror* "Huh… didn't notice that before."

Lynne: "So, why are they like that?"

Nu: "Well… Nu doesn't really use make up and such so…"

Lambda: "She just doesn't shorten them but it suits her well."

Nu: "Thanks sis." *smiles*

OrangeTabby101: "Do you think you can beat up someone for me?"

Nu: *gets into her armor* "Just tell me who it is and they'll be sorry to ever cross you."

Ragna: "I can guarantee that it's no bluff."

Lynne: "Why do you want to beat people up?"

OrangeTabby101: "I have my reasons. We'll discuss the details after the show Nu."

Nu: "Got it."

OrangeTabby101: "Do you like oranges or citrus fruits?"

Nu: "Yep. Oranges and lemons mostly."

Zeron: "And lime?"

Nu: "As a dressing on food."

Hime: "That's good."

OrangeTabby101: "Nu, do you powder your skin or is it originally pale?"

Nu: "It's original."

Litchi: "Then we'll take you to sunbathing!"

Makoto: "Yeah!"

Nu: "Pass. Nu has a sensitive skin."

Tao: "Then we'll use soy sauce on Robot Girl."

Lambda: "That doesn't work Tao."

Mu: "Robot Girl?"

Nu: "Nu can live with that." *smiles*

OrangeTabby101: "Do you have blue nail polish?"

Nu: "Yes! That's my favorite!"

Bang: "So that's why you're wearing blue?"

Nu: "Of course! Isn't it obvious?"

Tsubaki: "I think it is."

Shana: "Were you thinking something else, Bang?"

Bang: "I thought it's just a standard color."

Jin: "You mean green isn't your favorite?"

Bang: "It's more of a necessity. Red is my favorite color."

Xdante1: "That's surprising. Go on."

OrangeTabby101: "Next is Mu. First of all, your eyes are so pretty. You're not wearing contacts right?"

Mu: "Nope. They're natural just like everything else about me."

Zeron: *hugs her* "And that makes you amazing."

Mu giggles at the comment.

OrangeTabby101: "Don't you feel that your outfit is a bit erotic?"

Mu: "A bit?"

Tager: "Yeah, just a little."

Luna: "… yeah… a little…"

Mu: "Then I'm doing something wrong. I want it to be way erotic!"

Everyone just looked at her shocked, except Kagura.

Kagura: "BABY YEAH!"

Zeron: *punches him through another wall* "She's taken you a**hole!"

Kagura: *gets up slowly* "I can… still… enjoy the view…"

AK: "May I?"

Zeron: "I insist."

AK picks up Kagura and throws him in the Room of Doom.

AK: "Another successful move."

OrangeTabby101: "That was a bit… surprising to say the least. Anyway, do you play shooting games like Halo: Reach? I could invite you to play."

Mu: "I do play those types but I never played that one."

Noel: "Me neither."

Mu: "I'll try it out. With Zeron."

Zeron: "What?! I suck at games!"

Mu: "I had fun during RE 5."

Zeron: "I kept dying all the time! Especially where the bosses are!"

Mu: "I still saved you." *giggles*

Zeron: "Next question please…"

Ragna: "So you're like me in that sense Zeron."

Zeron: "Yeah…"

OrangeTabby101: "Do you drink tea? You seem like you can be very lady like."

Mu: "Well… I'm not fond of it."

Rachel: "Figures. How should a doll know what's good?"

Mu: "Am no doll!"

Rachel: "Could have fooled me."

Zeron: "Shut up you vampire b***!"

Rachel: "So you can bark, let's see if you can bite."

Zeron: "With pleasure!"

Xdante1: "ENOUGH!" *silence* "Good. Rachel, say you're sorry or I'll make you drink the worst tea in the whole world."

Rachel: "You wouldn't dare!"

Xdante1: "Try me."

Rachel: *to Mu & Zeron* "My apologies."

Mu & Zeron: "Fine…"

Shana: "Way to make things terrible Ms. Alucard."

Rachel: "I do not care for your opinion."

Tager: "This is certainly a handful."

OrangeTabby101. "Yep. Mu, do you hate Terumi for smelting you?"

Mu: *with venom in her voice* "I despise that freak!"

Zeron: "We both do!"

Jin: "Better question is who doesn't?"

*silence*

Jin: "Thought so."

Jubei: "He should be dealt with."

Nine: "He should be put down like the monster he really is!"

Kokonoe: "You tell them mom!"

Hime: "No surprises there."

OrangeTabby101: "Es, I plan to make a fic about you. Would that be okay?"

Es: "I'd be honored." *smiles*

Xdante1: "You got the green flag for that."

OrangeTabby101: *smiles* "Yep. Is that scythe fun to use?"

Es: *takes it out* "It sure is!" *waves it around*

Ragna Vermillion: "Hey, be careful with that."

Es: "I got it under control." *knocks down a lamp* "Or not…"

Xdante1: "Can someone please fix that?"

Amane takes it away.

Xdante1: "Thank you."

OrangeTabby101: "Next question." *the card falls to pieces* "You need to work on your aim Es…"

Es: *nervously laughs* "I got carried away."

OrangeTabby101: "What now?" *gets handed new cards*

Xdante1: "I came prepared this time."

OrangeTabby101: "Good thinking. Es, do you know how you got created or you can't tell us?"

Es: "I'd… rather not talk about it…"

AK: "That bad?"

Es: "A nightmare…"

Noel: "I know the feeling…"

Ragna: *hugs Noel* "Forget about that Noel. I'm here for you."

Es: "Lucky her."

Lynne: "You'll get lucky too. I just know it."

Setsuna321: "Speaking of nightmares, time to get Kagura back."

Axel goes into the Room of Doom and brings back a completely paralyzed Kagura.

OrangeTabby101: "Next! Do you like your armor red?"

Es: "Yep! I like the color red."

Nanaya: "It looks good on you."

Es: "Thank you!"

Noel the Bloodedge: "Hey! I wear red too! Why don't I get complements!?"

Yayoi: "We keep saying it suits you."

Noel the Bloodedge: "That doesn't count!"

Infer: "Quit whining already!"

Noel the Bloodedge: "Then shut your trap!"

Infer: "You wanna go b***?!"

Noel the Bloodedge: "Anytime, anywhere s***t!"

Xdante1 & Deviljho's Hatred: "STOP IT!"

They both stopped arguing but were still visibly angry.

AK: "Another trip to the Room of Doom time."

Xdante1: "Actually… Noel the Bloodedge enjoys immunity to that."

Kokonoe: "What?! Why?!"

Xdante1: "I'll answer that if we get it as a question next time."

OrangeTabby101: "Now I'm curious. Oh well. Es, do you want to be a playable character in the next game?"

Es: "Yeah, that would be awesome!"

Jubei: "I'm guessing a lot of us would be happy if that were to happen."

Emy: "I and my bro wouldn't really be the best choice."

Carl: "I wouldn't like to face Ms. Emy."

Luna: "That would be suicidal!"

Scarlet: "Emy is a sweet girl when you're on her good side."

Kagura: "Then let me be on her sexy side." *winks*

He get's hit through 5 brick walls this time.

Emy: "Idiotic pervert."

Luna: "Exactly! Luna likes that girl!"

Kagura: *under the rubble* "Ow… help…"

Infer: "I won't help him."

Shana: "Hakumen."

Hakumen digs out Kagura and puts him back into his seat.

Kagura: "Ouch…"

Xdante1: "He really asked for that one. Let's continue."

OrangeTabby101: "Makoto, have you ever broken Carl's glasses by accident?"

Makoto: "Uh… yes…many times…"

Carl: "Accidents tend to happen."

Nanaya: "She used it as a spoon once."

Carl: "What?!"

Makoto: "That was supposed to be a secret!"

Tsubaki: "Makoto… that's just…"

Kokonoe: "Low."

Makoto: "Like you would know, Professor!"

Kokonoe: "What's that supposed to mean?!"

Makoto: "You do way lower things than that!"

Rachel: "I agree with her Kokonoe."

Kokonoe: "Shut up!"

Carl: "Please stop! Makoto, I'm not mad."

Makoto: "You're not?"

Carl: "Of course not. I forgive you."

Makoto: *hugs him* "Awww thank you so much, love."

Nanaya: "Then there was-"

Ada: *covering her mouth* "Don't ruin the moment."

OrangeTabby101: "Wow… Next! Where can I get a pair of the shoes you have?"

Makoto: "I got them from Litchi."

Litchi: "I have a friend who can get me neat stuff."

Lambda: "And who is this friend?"

Litchi: "That's a secret." *winks*

Mu: "But I wanted to know!"

Litchi: "Maybe next time."

OrangeTabby101: "Moving on! Makoto, can you communicate with squirrels?"

Makoto: "I'm a beastkin, not Squirrel Girl. So no, I can't."

Nu: "Can she even talk to sqirrels?"

Hakumen: "Last I checked she can."

Kokonoe: "And that's it? That's all she can do?"

Nova: "Apparently yes."

Kokonoe: "Lame."

OrangeTabby101: "Next! Do you wear earrings, Makoto?"

Makoto: "Nope. My ears are sensitive, plus I don't see the need for those."

Shana: "Some have trackers in them."

Makoto: "Like the one Kokonoe tried to force on me?"

Setsuna321: "That too?!"

Kokonoe: "What?! I like to keep tabs on people!"

Luna: "Spying is more like it!"

Jubei: "That's too much, Kokonoe."

Kokonoe: "As if you knew!"

Nine: "Kokonoe!"

Kokonoe: "No! He doesn't deserve to be treated nicely!"

Rachel: "Control yourself, Kokonoe."

AK: "Want me to get her under control?"

Kokonoe: *pales* "Fine, I'll stop…"

Axel: "He's just as intimidating as the room."

Hakumen: "I don't mind. Less work for me with the same amount of money. It's a win-win situation."

Makoto: "So no earrings for me."

OrangeTabby101: "Have you punched anyone before just for the fun of it?"

Makoto: "Of course!"

Lynne: "Really? Who?"

Makoto looks at Kagura.

Yuki: "Kinda obvious."

Kagura: "What do I look like?! A punching bag?!"

Ragna: "That's exactly what you are if you ask me."

Bullet: "A punching bag mostly for women."

Asura: *cracks knuckles* "And for their boyfriends."

Kagura: "Like I'm scared." *everyone gives him an evil look* "Okay… I'm really scared now…"

Makoto: "That's the point."

OrangeTabby101: "I'm done with my questions."

Xdante1: "Then the next questions are from spiderrock. First, he says congratulations to Asura and Celica being together."

Celica: "Thank you very much." *smiles*

Kokonoe: "I'll make sure it's short lived."

Asura: "Try to do that and I'll freaking kill you, Grimalkin!"

Kokonoe: "As if you can do that, you freak!"

Nine: "ENOUGH!" *slaps them both*

Asura & Kokonoe: "OW!"

Jubei: "You kids should play nicely."

Asura: "I can't help it that she's so against us being together!"

Kokonoe: "Because it shouldn't be like that!"

Nine: "Young lady! You need to learn a lesson! Go to your room!" *points to the Room of Doom*

Kokonoe: "What?! But-"

Nine: "No buts! Now young lady!"

Kokonoe walks into the Room of Doom with her head hanging low as Shana's servant kept the door open for her.

Rachel: "I never thought I'll see someone go in that way."

Xdante1: "Right… anyway, his first question is for Asura, asking when did he join the cast."

Asura: "It was when the special episode took place."

Azure: "You need to be more specific than that."

Asura: "Oh… well… uh…"

Celica: "It was when team RWBY and JNPR were here."

Asura: "Wait… that was then?"

Zeron: "I remember that too. You got thrown into the Room of Doom after a minute! HAHAHA!"

Asura: "That wasn't funny!"

Noel the Bloodedge: "I agree! It must have been hilarious! HAHAHA!"

Asura: "Just shut the hell up and keep asking!"

Setsuna321: *giggles* "Thrown in after a minute."

Asura: "Quit it already!"

Xdante1: "Hahaha… okay, we'll stop. Phew, that was a good laugh. Nine, what do you think about the relationship between your husband and daughter?"

Tsubaki: "That sounds like a sensitive question…"

Nine: *sighs* "I honestly want them to get along better but…"

Jubei: "It'll take a while…"

Celica: "It seems it'll take quite a while."

Nine: "Yeah… I just hope she can change for the better."

Tager: "She's not that bad. Just… um…"

Nu: "She can act like a b***."

Saya: "Wow, I rarely hear her cursing."

Ragna: "It tends to happen."

Nu: *giggles*

Xdante1: "Next! A question for me. How did I get so many awesome powers?"

Lynne: "I wanna know that too!" *sparkling eyes*

Bullet: "I thought you already answered that."

Xdante1: "Not really. I just a have keen skill to pick up other people's skills I see. I train to perfect them and sometimes even add my own moves and style to the mix."

Scarlet: "So how strong are you?"

Emy: "Let's just say, I wouldn't want to face him."

Infer: "That strong?!"

Nova: "Well, sis has strength and I have speed and skills mostly. But the boss… is just too much."

Ragna: "Wow… you're very OP, Xdante."

Xdante1: "I just like to stay safe. Before we continue let's get Kokonoe back. Hakumen!"

Brings her back as she was shaking like a leaf.

Xdante1: "Thank you. Next questions are from SpeedRulerLiberation. Makoto, how is the family doing?"

Makoto: "He knows my family?"

Nanaya: "He knows me."

Makoto: "Oh that makes sense. Well they're fine thanks for asking."

Es: "Uh… anything else?"

Makoto: "I guess that's it for that."

Xdante1: "What was with your gag ending in CS?"

Makoto: "Isn't it obvious? THE GUYS SCREWED IT UP!"

Ragna: "Hey that was Terumi! He started bringing in the crap!"

Rachel: "I cannot believe the cast had to draw from a hat for the part."

Jin: "I'm glad I wasn't in it."

Carl & Ada: "Sorry about that Makoto…"

Makoto: "Oh Carl, I could never stay mad at you or your sister." *hugs Carl* "But I can be p***ed off because of the green haired b***!"

Noel: "We really need to hire some other people when this thing happens again."

Everyone: "AGREED!"

Xdante1: "I watched it… and was a bit… shocked to say the least…"

Deviljho's Hatred: "Some things can be too much."

Xdante1: "Though I like this 4th wall breaking thing that tends to happen sometime. Anyway, let's continue. About that gag ending, Bang's and Noel's roles should have been reversed."

Noel: "But we pulled our roles out of a hat."

Ragna: "While I agree that would have been good, why the hell do people NOT care about the fact that I was a FREAKING INFANT! That's just messed up!"

Noel the Bloodedge: "That is both hilarious and insulting for me. How dare you bare the name of Bloodedge!"

Ragna: "I'm more Bloodedge than you'll ever be!"

Noel the Bloodedge: "Not even in your dreams, prick!"

Ragna: "Ugly w***e!"

Noel the Bloodedge: "Stupid motherf***er!"

Noel & Ragna Vermillion: "STOP IT!"

Ragna and Noel the Bloodedge looked at their loved ones. They both had tears in their eyes which was a pain to watch for their other halves.

Ragna: *hugs Noel* "I'm sorry…"

Noel the Bloodedge: *hugs Ragna Vermillion* "Me too…"

Tager: "At least it stopped."

Xdante1: "For the better. Azrael, where did this hatred from sporks come from?"

He was still struggling to reach the utensil but got about an inch closer to it. In the meantime, Sora was playing a video game.

Sora: "I'm kind of curious about that too."

Azrael: *while tries to reach the spork with a shaky hand* "They're the manifestation of pure evil!"

Luna: "Weirdo."

Azrael: "Says the schizophrenic girly!"

Luna: "Pedo!"

Azrael: "That has nothing to do with this!" *notices he retreated his hand and pales* "All my hard work!"

Eclipson: "That's hard work?"

Infer: "What a knucklehead."

Azrael: "Hey! Do you have any idea how long it took me to concentrate properly?!"

Infer: "0.025 seconds."

Azrael: *growls* "Just let me focus!" *tries to reach out again*

Sora: *sighs* "Some things never change."

Hime: "Azrael is getting boring."

Xdante1: "I know. That's why we're continuing. Kokonoe, he says you're a b***."

Kokonoe: "WHAT?!"

Everybody bursts out laughing.

Nanaya: "I so agree with him!"

Asura: "Serves her right!"

Kokonoe: "Well he can-"

Xdante1: "Ahem."

Kokonoe: "Uh…"

SpeedRulerLiberation: (from the audience) "Yes? I can what?"

Kokonoe: "Um… send it with a question please."

Xdante1: "He included one. Do you set up cameras in the boundary?"

She just whistles innocently.

Ragna: "You gotta be kidding me."

Litchi: "Seriously Professor, that's too much."

Kokonoe: "It's for safety!"

Sora: "Wait a sec… I live there!"

Kokonoe: *gulps* "I… uh…"

Sora: "You f***ing b***!"

Xdante1: "Sora!"

Sora: "Oh come on! Just one little super strong punch!"

Xdante1: "Hm… alright."

Kokonoe: "What?!" *gets hit to a wall so hard it left multiple cracks on it* "Ouch…"

Everyone applauds.

Epsilon: "That was a beautiful hit."

Kokonoe: *slides off the wall* "Shut… ugh…"

Rachel: "Oh, she got hit hard."

Nanaya: "That was a light weight punch."

Nine: "Well since she got off easily, I can overlook it. Just this once."

Es: "Kokonoe gets so much hate today."

Nu: "Is it really that surprising?"

Es: "Not really."

Xdante1: "Next question! Ragna, a Guest is asking for your opinion about the true ending of CP."

Ragna: "Take a guess. It irritates me like hell! I could be dead for all we know!"

Rachel: "I made it clear you are not. At least not yet."

Ragna: "Well you can't know for sure!"

Noel: "I hate that ending…" *hugs Ragna* "I lost my Ragna."

Jin: "Good thing it's not our reality."

Setsuna321: "Uh…"

Xdante1: "Don't tell. Just let them think what they need to think."

Deviljho's Hatred: "You do know this is their reality now, right?"

Xdante1 & Setsuna321: "WHAT?!"

OrangeTabby101: "Yeah. You created this talk show, therefore making this world their reality here. So everyone here belongs to this world now."

Xdante1: "Never really thought of it like that."

Bloodscythe: "I believe it's true."

Xdante1: "Moving on, CRYSTALTEAR020 says congratulations to every current and future couple."

Tsubaki: "That's so nice of him."

Xdante1: "Yeah. Anyway, his first question is for Luna. According to CP's Teach Me, Ms. Litchi session, the cauldron in Akitsu was said to control the weather before it was destroyed. Since Ragna destroyed it, is that why you hate him?"

Luna: "Luna wouldn't give a rats a** about that! Luna is jealous!"

Ragna: "For what?!"

Luna: "Jubei values you more than me!"

Jubei: "I keep telling you I value all my students the same."

Kokonoe: *sulking* "Least you value some people."

Luna: "Luna would be a better daughter to Jubei!" *sticks her tongue out at Kokonoe*

Kokonoe: "Then be his daughter!"

Luna: "Luna would be happy about it!"

Lynne: "QUIT YELLING!"

*silence*

Lynne: "Sorry…"

Shana: "You did well."

Xdante1: "I was just about to say that so no worries."

Luna: "I made my point."

Ragna: "Dumb as always."

Luna: "Like a pedo would know!"

Ragna: "Just keep asking before I spank her!"

Xdante1: "Axel! AK!"

They hit Luna and Ragna hard on the head.

Luna & Ragna: "OW!"

Xdante1: "Kokonoe, why are you wearing glasses now? You didn't have them when you were young."

Kokonoe: "It's called time in front of the monitor. Plus, we scientists have them as a trademark."

Carl: "But I'm not a scientist."

Kokonoe: "You're one of the few exceptions."

Azure: "But Tager wears glasses too."

Kokonoe: "It's for his job!"

Tager: "No need to get angry, Kokonoe."

Xdante1: "Anyway, Saya got 2 questions."

Saya: "Really?"

Dragoneel12: "YAY! GO SAYA!"

Ragna: "Overkill much."

Dragoneel12: *sweatdrops* "Eh… hehehe…"

Xdante1: "So Saya, in one or some of the stories featuring you, you have a yandere-like personality towards Ragna. Is that why Nu is yandere?"

Saya: "How should I know that? I didn't make Nu. Maybe they did take that feature of me when creating her."

Nu: "Does this mean we all have some of your traits in us?"

Saya: "Well I do like pandas as Noel does."

Noel: "Hurray for pandas!"

Ragna: *chuckles* "I like that about her."

Celica: "Wait, what feature does Lambda have?"

Lambda: "I don't know. Strictness?"

Jin: "That would be no surprise."

Saya: "Hey!"

Tsubaki: "Jin, behave with your sister or I won't role play with you anymore."

Jin: "Oh fine." *gets smacked by Saya* "Ow!"

Saya: "And you wonder why Ragna was a better brother."

Jin: "Actually I don't."

Celica: *shakes her head* "Kids these days."

Jubei: "Welcome to my world."

Luna & Ragna: "Hey!"

Setsuna321: *to Xdante1* "You better continue before a war breaks out."

Xdante1: "That'll happen when Terumi gets back. We'll deal with it then. Now then, how were you able to put up with Terumi and Relius for so long Saya? Especially the Intelligence Captain."

Saya: "I don't know because I don't remember any of that."

Rachel: "And yet the whole NOL still listens to you."

Ragna: "That's good for Noel at least."

Noel: *giggles*

Carl: "It's good for me too. I get more money for bounties."

Jubei: *to Saya* "But is there anything you can recall?"

Saya: "I remember the masked guy stinking of some foul odor."

Ada: "Experiments."

Kokonoe: "Probably."

Saya: "And that Terumi person was kind of annoying."

Tsubaki: "That he is."

Hime: "That's not really a memory since it's common fact."

Deviljho's Hatred: "It could be to her."

Xdante1: "Saya, are you upset about not being playable despite being in CP?"

Saya: "Well now that you mention it…"

OrangeTabby101: "That would be so cool!"

Rachel: "It would be a paradox."

Shana: "Foolish Ms. Alucard. It would be in the Imperator form."

Rachel: "That would be unfair, dumb Ms. Shana."

Shana snaps her fingers, causing her servant to pick up Rachel and throw her in the Room of Doom.

Setsuna321: "Was that allowed?"

Infer: "Yes, since Rachel insulted a host type person." *everyone looks at Infer* "What? I read the rule book."

Nova: "Who thought she can read?" *gets smacked to the ground*

Infer: "Jerk."

Nova: "Ow…"

Scarlet: "You should really be careful with your jokes, dear."

Nova: "Sis hits worse…" *gets up*

Saya: "Anyway, I hope I'll be playable in the next game."

Deviljho's Hatred: "It would certainly make things exciting."

Xdante1: "That's for sure. To everyone playable, which of you had the worst experience getting hit by Relius' Astral?"

Everyone started to shiver who got hit by it.

Lynne: "Seems they all had their fair share."

Tsubaki: "You have no idea what happens… after the door closes…"

Bullet: "He makes us relive our worst experience combined with our worst nightmares."

Lynne: "Now that's cruel."

Asura: "That menacing freak show…"

Nine: "Don't remind me…"

Xdante1: "Let's forget about it and continue. Ragna, Jin, Kokonoe, Nu and Azrael…" *looks at Azrael who was still struggling* "… we'll leave him out of this. Do you guys feel some sort of guilt for your past deeds?"

Ragna: "Destroying the cauldrons wasn't a bad thing but…"

Noel: "Ragna, you don't have to-"

Ragna: "Killing those who didn't know about them… it makes me feel guilty to this very day…"

Noel the Bloodedge: "Well that's… true…"

Yayoi: "Wow. First time I heard her say that."

Yuki: "Seems you keep a mask for yourself too."

Noel the Bloodedge: "Yeah…"

Kokonoe: "Serves you both right. As for me, I'm clean."

Carl: "You planned to nuke a whole town and did much more… unethical stuff." *looks at Tager*

Tager: "Well… he does have a point…"

Kokonoe: "I… don't have conscience problems…"

AK: "Sure you don't."

Kokonoe: "Just leave me be!"

Es: "So Jin… about your part…"

Jin: *sighs* "He must mean the war. I don't blame him, I made horrible choices back then that can still haunt me to this very day."

Bang: "I have already settled this with you, so you must try your best to move on, Jin."

Tsubaki: "It's difficult Mr. Bang."

Bang: "Yes, that is true…"

Jin: "It's a start…"

Nu: "Why is Nu asked that?"

Xdante1: "It says because you're a yandere."

Nu: "Is that a crime?"

Ragna: "Well… when it was regarding me…"

Nu: *sadly* "Oh…that case… Nu feels regret for that often…"

Noel: "But we both have forgiven you already Nu. So it's all good now."

Nu: "The memories say otherwise…"

Lambda: "Nu, are you okay?"

Nu: "I will be in a few minutes…"

Setsuna321: "So sad… except Kokonoe."

Kokonoe: "Oh just go on!"

Xdante1: "Kagura, do you think it's unfair that you're subjected to all sorts of punishments despite of your crime only being flirting with girls? Personally, I think it's fair."

Everyone except Kagura (even the audience): "We so agree!"

Kagura: "HEY! That's no fair!"

Luna: "So is life! Get use to it!"

Kagura: "Never! I shall never stop my hunt for beautiful women!" *to Celica* "Just like you."

Celica: "Asura dear." *Kagura gets hit to the roof hard by Asura* "Thank you."

Asura: "Anything for you, Celica." *smiles*

Nine: "What a perv."

Tager: "As usual."

Xdante1: "Can someone bring back Rachel?" *Hakumen goes in and brings her back shaking terribly* "Thank you."

Hakumen: "I would have liked it if she stayed in there longer."

Rachel: "H-h-how… r-r-r-rude…"

Xdante1: "Tsubaki, Powerful is asking why do you still think Ragna is the root of all evil even after CP?"

Tsubaki: "Because of his past crimes plus I think it was all his doing that most of the tragedies in our world occurred."

Ragna: "What the f***?!"

Noel: "That's not true Tsubaki!"

Tsubaki: "I know but that's my role in the game."

Yayoi: "Even I'm not that dense."

Tsubaki: "Blame the person who thought of it."

Xdante1: *whispers innocently* "Moving on! This one is answered, Terumi isn't here… Saya, cg0851999 says that he knows someone who likes you. What is your response?"

Saya: "Well…"

Dragoneel12: "Well?" *twitches his eye while asking*

Saya: "Sorry, I'm not interested."

Dragoneel12: *normal way* "Oh, how bad for him."

Ragna Vermillion: "You look pretty happy about it."

Dragoneel12: "Nah, it's just your imagination."

Ragna Vermillion: "Hm…"

Noel the Bloodedge: *whispers to Ragna Vermillion* "You think he has feelings for her?"

Ragna Vermillion: *whispers back* "That seems to be the case. We'll see when he'll admit."

Xdante1: "These will be from SirDonScarlet. Noel gets a shout out for being his personal favorite character; Ragna, Makoto and Tsubaki gets one for being just plain awesome; and the others for this good talk show."

Everyone: "Thanks!"

Xdante1: "First question! Ragna, what are the friendlier ways you and Jin settled your disputes?"

Ragna: "After he got over his crazy phase, we settled our arguments in better ways."

Jin: "Like arm wrestling, chess and even card games."

Tsubaki: "You also played football many times too."

Jin: "That was with Carl."

Carl: "And I kept winning. Hehehe."

Kokonoe: "No freaking way! Just how?!"

Makoto: "With my help of course. Those training sessions aren't for nothing after all." *giggles*

Jin: "Next question! I feel humiliated…"

Deviljho's Hatred: "Wow. Carl is even cooler now."

Xdante1: "Yep. Noel, the murakumo sisters and those who like Tekken, which is your favorite character? Also, he wouldn't mind playing against you guys someday."

Noel: "Hm… I'll go with… Asuka."

Ragna: "No wonders there. I prefer Lars."

Nu: "Nu likes to be with King!"

Lambda: "I prefer Armor King!"

Mu: "I really like Lili."

Es: "It's Xiao Yu for me."

Ragna Vermillion: "Same as the other Ragna. I prefer Lars."

Noel the Bloodedge: "I'll go with Asuka."

Xdante1: "I use Lee the most."

Bullet: *silently laughs*

Xdante1: "Don't. Say. A word."

Hime: "You played it too?"

Xdante1: "Yeah, I picked Lee because he looks similar to Nero from DMC 4."

AK: "That's… actually true."

Xdante1: "Yep. Moving on! Rachel, what did you do to all the cookies you got? Eat them or gave them to Tao? Also, here's 3 more cookies."

Rachel: *furious* "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"

Everyone laughs like crazy.

Ragna: "And there it is! HAHAHAHAHA!"

Noel the Bloodedge: "I'll never get enough of this! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Luna: "Luna agrees! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!"

Shana: *giggles* "I see you're still popular with that."

Rachel: "Just stop! And I just put them in a box and lock it away in a cupboard forever."

Tao: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Poor cookies want Tao! MEOW!"

Shana claps and another servant appears. This one looks like a maid with black hair, a pink skirt and an apron. She gave Tao a cookie.

Tao: "Hurray!" *devours it*

Infer: "She's too dependant on cookies."

Emy: "You like ramen like that."

Infer: "Not that much!"

Xdante1: "Next! Tager, do you enjoy all the upgrades that Kokonoe gives you?"

Tager: "Well… no."

Zeron: "Like the vacuum?"

Tager: "Actually, the mobile toilet system is more bothersome."

Asura: "Are you freaking crazy, Grimalkin?!"

Kokonoe: "It's essential for a long trip!"

Epsilon: "Uh… where does the… leftover go?"

Tager: "Well… um…"

Es: "Please don't! I don't want to know!"

Sora: "Disgusting."

Kokonoe: "Shut up, back there!"

Sora: "I'm just so bored."

Hime: "We can see that. Next question?"

Xdante1: "Kokonoe, is there any sweet you don't eat?"

Kokonoe: *thinks* "I don't eat bitter candy."

Asura: "How ironic that you yourself are bitter." *chuckles*

Kokonoe: "You want me to kick your a**?!"

Asura: "I'll kick yours first!"

Zeron: *black beast like voice* "STOP!"

They stopped bickering as Mu's eyes sparkled.

Mu: "Hot voice!"

Zeron: *blushes* "Thanks."

Xdante1: "I'll never understand what's hot about that."

Lynne: "You have to be a girl for that."

Xdante1: "Yeah right. If that happens, make me a red-headed sword wielding knight of flames."

Setsuna321: *giggles* "I know exactly what you mean."

Shana, Lynne, Axel and Hime all laugh a little at this.

Xdante1: "I forgot that you guys know. Moving on! Terumi is still not here… Tsubaki, have you ever worn glasses? He think you'd look sophisticated in them."

Tsubaki: "I did try on Carl's glasses once."

Jin: *blushes like crazy* "Yeah, you looked good."

Tsubaki: *giggles* "We kept on making love in every 40 minutes or so. I had to wash Carl's glasses multiple times before returning it."

Carl: *throws them in the trash and takes out another one* "You should have told me that sooner."

Tsubaki: *blushes* "Hehehe… sorry."

Yayoi: "Wow… just wow. Even I'm not like that."

Xdante1: "Too much info… Tao, is there anyone who you didn't give a nickname?"

Tao: "Torakaka! Mew!"

Makoto: "Oh that's right. We discussed this a while back."

Litchi: "I remember that too."

Hime: "She's the only one?"

Luna: "Yep! But we don't know why."

Es: "Seems it'll always be a mystery."

Xdante1: "Yeah… pity. Next! Hakumen will have a challenge. I need to keep track of these. Anyway, I'm being asked about how is my free time with Bullet." *blushes like crazy* "What the?!"

Bullet: *giggles* "It's private." *winks*

Jubei: "Oh, you guys played the adult type of games. Nice move."

Xdante1: "What?! Hell no!"

Jin: "Oh don't deny it. You know you like it."

Xdante1: "Gross! Stop it Jin! I'm just not ready for that yet!"

Makoto: "So you need help. Challenge accepted!"

Xdante1: "Oh brother…"

Hime: "You really need it."

Setsuna321: "Yep."

Xdante1: "Next question!"

Makoto: "We'll discuss things later." *winks*

Xdante1: "Uh no! Sena got a question but I guess Luna can answer. How often do you share the same opinion?"

Luna: "VERY rarely. Close to never!"

Bang: "Why is that?"

Luna: "Because he's a wimp!"

Rachel: "That is not nice to say, little girl."

Luna: "He still is!"

Kokonoe: "Won't he get thrown in for that?"

Xdante1: "Hm… now that I think about it…"

Luna: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Luna takes it back! Luna's sorry! We are just that different when it comes to sharing our opinions!"

Carl: "That was a quick change of heart."

Hime: "At least we got the real answer."

Xdante1: "Yeah seems that way. Kokonoe, who don't you spy on?"

Celica: "I know the answer to that, it's-"

Kokonoe: "Quiet! I spy on everyone! No exceptions!"

Ragna: "Well that's not what it looked like."

Jin: "So tell us who it is."

Kokonoe: "Your shadow!"

Jin: "Fine! Be that way, Grimalkin!"

Shana: "That was very rude, Kokonoe."

Rachel: "I agree."

Kokonoe: "Just finish the show already!"

Xdante1: "One more set remains and it's from Bloodscythe, so he'll be the one to ask." *passes the card to him*

Bloodscythe: "Cool! Ragna, do you know the Azure Knight from Soul Calibur? And if you do, would you fight him?"

Ragna: "No, I don't know him."

Eclipson: "That's surprising. Looking back on the previous episodes it seems like you know many people."

Noel: "That doesn't really imply that he knows everyone."

Eclipson: "True."

Shana: "Would you still fight him, Ragna?"

Ragna: "I don't back down from a challenge."

Bloodscythe: "Next time then?"

Xdante1: "Maybe."

Bloodscythe: "Okay. Nu, you're my favorite female character."

Nu: "Aww, thank you very much." *hugs him*

Lambda: "See sis? There are many people out there who like you."

Bullet: "Well, some people also like Terumi."

Nu: "True."

Bloodscythe: "That was so worth it. Did you know some people call you the queen of yandere?"

Nu: "Uh… Nu can't decide if it's a good or a bad thing."

Shana: "It's a matter of context and person really."

Xdante1: "I think it's a complement."

Bloodscythe: "Think so too."

Nu: "Then hurray!"

Ragna: "It's okay when you can control it."

Azure: "I kinda liked the Nu in my time."

Lambda: "Uh… Azure… does that mean…"

Azure: *hugs and kisses Lambda* "Don't worry. I'm all yours now."

Lambda: *hugs him* "I love you, Azure."

Azure: "I love you too, Lambda."

Luna: "Luna's gonna be sick! Next question!"

Eclipson: "Way to ruin the mood."

Bloodscythe: "Yeah. Well anyway, Nu, do you like to make plushy?"

Nu: "Yes! That's Nu's favorite hobby!"

Noel: "She made one of me and Ragna."

Ragna: "They're pretty good."

Nu: "Nu will also take orders if anyone would like one."

Nova: "I'd like one of me and Scarlet."

Scarlet: "Aww that's so sweet of you." *hugs Nova*

Tsubaki: "I'd like my and Jin's plushy connected with a heart."

Hime: "Oh that sounds so nice."

Makoto: "I'd like one of me and Carl."

Hakumen: "Put me and Ada down on the list too."

Ada: *visibly blushes* "Thank you, Hakumen."

Noel the Bloodedge: "Me and my love too!"

Asura: "Make one of me and Celica too."

Celica: *hugs Asura* "Thank you, darling."

Nu: "Got them! I'll have them done for next time." *smiles*

OrangeTabby101: "Sounds cool."

Deviljho's Hatred: "That was a good question." *high fives with Bloodscythe*

Blodscythe: "Thanks Deviljho. Hm… you already did this Xdante. AK, I have a question for you."

AK: "Okay, that actually surprised me."

Bloodscythe: "Do you like Es?"

Es: *blushes* "Huh?!"

AK: *blushes hard* "Well… I actually do."

Es: "Really?"

AK: "Uh, yeah."

Es: "HAPPY DAY!" *jumps in AK's arm and kisses him*

AK: "Wow! So worth it!"

Everyone applauds except a certain womanizer.

Kagura: "NO! My chances are gone!" *blows his nose then throws away the tissue* "Oh well. On to the next target." *moves closer to Yayoi* "So what are you doing tonight?"

Yuki used his weapon to hit him across another wall… again.

Yuki: "He'll never learn."

Bloodscythe: "Seems not. Anyway, that's all my questions for now."

Xdante1: "And we're done."

Deviljho's Hatred: "Not really."

He points at Azrael who was still struggling with his challenge. In the meantime, Sora fell asleep.

Nanaya: "What should we do with him?"

Bullet: "Maybe keep him like this?"

Xdante1: "Well… I think we can't pry him away so let him try until next time."

Bang: "I don't think the situation will be that good then either."

Xdante1: "I'll give him a chance. Now then, that concludes our show for today! I know we skipped a lot of stuff but I really need to organize it first before doing them. We'll get to those eventually. Next time I plan to do another special episode. What will it be you ask? Just wait and see. Thank you for joining us again and as always, if you have questions we should answer, feel free to send them. Everyone else says…"

BlazBlue Talk Show cast (it's better to write it this way than to make a long list): "Bye! Please read and review!"

Xdante1: "See you all next time!"

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*Ending song*

*Lights turn off, cameras turn off*

Infer: *keeps looking at Azrael* "This was amusing at first but now, it's just sad and pathetic."

Hakumen: "Yeah, pretty much."

Sora: *wakes up* "Did he do it yet?"

SpeedRulerLiberation: "Far from it."

Sora: "I had enough. I'm going home."

Nanaya & Epsilon: "Same."

Azrael: "Quit staring and let me concentrate!"

Ragna: "Like that will help."

AK: "If he thinks."

Xdante1: "Well, off we go." *turns the lights off* "Now then, my poem needs fixing."

Hime: *takes it and turns it into dust* "Oh no you don't." *drags me away* "You promised to play games with me, so let's go!"

Xdante1: "But I just had a good idea! No fair!"