Me: Welocme to one long-ass chapter!
Erik: How'd it get this long?
Me: I have no idea.
Erik: Well, here you are, one long-ass chapter to make up for our absence!
Disclaimer: We don't own anything Phantom, Hunger Games, or Pirate related.
WARNING! This chapter contains MAJOR SPOILERS for the Phantom 25 DVD. So if you haven't seen it, go see it, then come back and read this.
Me: *Playing The Sims* Why? Why is it so addicting?
Erik: *From the next room* MEGAN!
Me: WHAT?
Erik: SITUATION!
Me: WHAT ERIK?
Erik: IT'S SERIOUS!
Me:*Sighs and gets up* I'M COMING! *Walks towards Erik's shouting, and when I reach them* Oh Lordy.
Christine: See why we're panicking?
*Our favorite trio has completely altered in appearance. Christine's Eyes are smaller, her hair shinier, and her face is a bit more pointed. Raoul's hair is normal-length, his head is squarer and his eyes more prominent. And Erik...*
Me: Holy shit, you're Ramin Karimloo.
Erik: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
Raoul: *Looking in the mirror* I don't know. It ain't that bad.
Christine: WHY DID WE CHAAAANGE?
Me: I think I may have the answer.
Erik: Tell us!
Me: *Holds up the DVD case for the Phantom 25th Anniversary DVD*
Christine: That explains a lot.
Erik: Gaaahh! I thought life as Gerard Butler was bad. Now I look like Ramin Freakin' Karimloo!
Raoul: I still say it ain't that bad. Look! I look normal!
Me: Why yes you do.
Erik. Megan. Megan! MEGAN!
Me: *Jumps* What?
Erik: Oh Lord.
Christine: So, how exactly did this happen?
Me: Well, I kinda like the musical more than the movie now, so I guess my authoress powers must have turned you into the musical versions without me meaning to.
Christine: So we're stuck like this now?
Raoul: I hope so.
Me: Me too Raoul. Me too.
Erik: Megan! Eyes off the Hadley!Raoul!
Me: Sorry.
Christine: You know, I think I kinda like the musical version me better. I definitely sound better.
Erik: Wait, if we're musical!verse now…*Looks in the mirror and slowly takes off his mask, then slams it to his face and hides behind the nearest solid object, in this case a bed* HOLY %&#! HOLY %$*&! %&#!
Gale: *Randomly pops in* Language there Erik!
Jack: What's all the fuss abou-hey, who are they?
Me: Erik, Christine and Raoul.
Jack: No they're not. They're some random blokes who kinda look like them.
Me: Just accept it.
Erik: *Crawls out from behind the bed* MY BRAIN MATTER IS SHOWING? HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?
Me: Well, at least you're actually deformed now.
Erik: Hey…yeah…now I have a weapon against the phangirls!
Me: Well, you better get used to your face. *Grabs his mask and runs like hell*
Erik: WHY YOU LITTLE-! *Goes tearing after me*
Christine: I think Megan may have a crush on you now Raoul.
Raoul: Well, I do look better. And she can stand me now too!
Christine: Well, this is bound to be interesting.
Gale: Hey Christine, have you noticed you, Megan and Jenna are the only girls in the house? And that Jenna's hardly ever here, so it's kinda just you and Megan?
Christine: Hey…She's right! Megan!
Me: *Still running for my life* Kinda busy!
Erik: GIVE ME BACK MY MASK YOU PRYING PADORA!
Me: NEVAH!
Christine: She's got guts, that girl. Megan! *Goes running after me*
Gale: So, I guess you like your new Raoul?
Raoul: Hell yeah! I look normal! With normal, yet still fabulous hair!
Me: *Comes tearing back into the room* HIDE ME! *Hides behind Raoul*
Erik: GIVE IT BACK! *Shoves Raoul aside and tackles me, emerging from a small scuffle with the mask in hand* Victory! *Puts the mask back on*
Christine: *Runs into the room, panting* Megan! Urgent matter to discuss with you!
Me: What?
Christine: There are more boys than girls in this house.
Me: Hey, you're right.
Christine: What should we do?
Me: Simple. Invite another character!
Gale: But who?
Me: I don't know, but they have to be from Harry Potter.
Erik: Why?
Me: It's one of my only fandoms that isn't here yet.
Erik: Ah, I see.
Raoul: I say we let the phans decide which character we should include.
Me: From a list of mu options of course.
Christine: POLL TIME!
Me: We have another urgent matter of business to cover though.
Erik: What now?
Jack: Don't I get to say anything?
Erik/Christine/Raoul/Gale/Me: NO!
Jack: Sorry.
Me: Anywho, now that you guys are musical!verse, we need to go over your new story!
Erik: Which means…
Me: COMMENTARY ON PHANTOM 25!
Erik: Oh good Lord.
Me: TO THE THEATRE ROOM!
Gale: Here we go.
*We settle in the theatre room with a bucket of popcorn*
Erik: Didn't we already do this?
Me: That was the 2004 movie. Now shush.
Pickles: *Wanders into the room* Mew!
Christine: Pickles! My Precious little kitty! Do you recognize me?
Pickles: *Stares at Christine for a second, then licks her nose* Mew!
Christine: I'm remembered!
Me: SHUSH! It's starting!
*The opening auction scene starts*
Gale: So, it's an auction?
Me: Yup.
Erik: Why did you buy a poster Raoul?
Raoul: I don't know. I just don't know.
Me: Ooh, skulls!
Christine: Why are they selling that?
Erik: Because it's cool.
Me: It's the monkey music box!
Erik: You mean my monkey music box.
Me: Oh my God, Raoul!
Raoul: What?
Me: Look at your beard!
Raoul: …
Erik: His beard…it's so funny! *Falls out of his chair laughing*
M: Now beard-Raoul is singing to the monkey!
Raoul: My piece is shorter in the movie.
Me: Are you complaining?
Raoul: No.
Me: LOT 666!
Christine: The chandelier!
*The Overture starts*
Jack: CANNONS! HIT THE DECK!
Me: Not cannons. Oh look Erik, there's u.
Erik: Playing m organ of awesomeness.
Christine: Why is the orchestra above the stage?
Me: I have no idea
Gale *Is mesmerized* This is intense.
Erik: This s day to day existence for us. Oh look, it's the cow!
Me: Don't be mean. I like her!
Erik: How can you like her? She's a toad!
Me: I just do.
Christine: Ooh, ballet!
Me: I see you!
Christine: And there's Meg!
Erik: How can you tell?
Christine: I…I don't know…
Me: Must be part of the whole changing universes process. Your memories are changing to fit the musical. Ooh, spinney guy!
Gale: Impressive. I think the red-head has a crush on the spinney guy.
Me: That's Carlotta.
Erik: Hah! Piangi can't get his sword out!
Raoul: That's what she said.
Me: RAOUL!
Raoul: What?
Erik: And the guy retires. I don't even know his name anymore.
Me: Hey, Carlotta hasn't thrown any tantrums yet!
Erik: Give her time.
Me: I still say she isn't a bad singer.
Erik: TRAITOR!
Christine: Her faces are creeping me out.
Erik: And there goes the scenery!
Me: And Meg's singing about the Phantom of the Opera!
Christine: Buquet sings? That wasn't in the movie.
Me: It is a musical. There's bound to be more singing.
Erik: And there goes Carlotta's tantrum!
Me: She's more sympathetic in this version.
Raoul: I'm afraid I must agree.
Me: GIRY! THE MESSANGER OF EPICNESS!
Erik: I enjoy her as well.
Raoul: They mentioned me! Yay!
Erik: Shut it, no one cares.
Christine: And Meg introducing my singing! Wait…why do I remember that?
Me: Like I said, all part of the 'verse changing.
Raoul: You sound so nervous Christine.
Me: Wait for it…
Erik: There she goes! That's the girl I trained!
Gale: Cool costume change scene!
Jack: *Has fallen asleep*
Me: I think I like this version of the song better.
Erik: Well, musicals usually trump the movies. Just look at Little Shop of Horrors.
Christine: I loved singing this! Hey look, it's Raoul!
Raoul: And I don't look like an idiot!
Me: No, you definitely do not.
Erik: Megan, snap out of it.
Me: No. He's Hadley now.
Christine: *Singing along with her screen self for the last notes*
Me: Christine I love your little bow! It's so adorable!
Erik: And there's you being congratulated.
Me: Giry's in bitch mode!
Erik: There's me! I'm singing here!
Me: And there's Meg!
Christine: She better hope Giry doesn't spot her. Hey, no flashback.
Me: Good riddance to it.
Christine: And now for the nightgown! Hey, this one covers my legs!
Me: And no disappearing stocking this time.
Erik: Eh heh…heh…
Me: I like this version of the song better too. Meg's parts are cooler.
Christine: You know, our voices don't blend very well, mine and Meg's.
Erik: Oooh, Giry caught her out of formation!
Me: And she brings a note! From Raoul!
Raoul: Here I come! Being all clever!
Me: And you sing this part!
Raoul: It sounds better.
Me: You guys just sound better, period.
Gale: Why do you guys keep talking? I'm trying to listen!
Me: You can watch it again later.
Christine: And there you go Raoul, being a jerk.
Raoul: Sorry.
Erik: And there's me! Wow, I sound badass.
Me: And Christine sounds terrified.
Erik: Hey, digital mirror. And there's me!
Me: Being a creeper.
Erik: Shut up.
Christine: Mirror opens up to reveal said creeper.
Raoul: And there's me!
Erik: For one second that no one cares about.
Christine: And now we walk back and forth on a rafter for a while!
Me: Well, you guys do have stage limitations here.
Christine: At least I don't look drugged in this version.
Erik: True. And I still look awesome. Awesomer, maybe.
Me: You sound better too.
Erik: Thank you.
Gale: Do they really expect us to believe that candles can rise already lit from the water?
Me: They managed it in the movie.
Gale: ...
Me: Christine, you're starting to take on a drugged look.
Erik: Why is my cape bedazzled?
Me: *Giggle*
Christine: Erik, why do you keep yelling at me?
Erik: It was what felt right in the moment. Don't judge me.
Me: Wow, your piano playing sucks here.
Erik: Too much passion causes for bad piano playing, and I finally had the love of my life by my side, DON'T JUDGE ME!
*Screen!Erik starts singing Music of the Night, and me and Christine take on zombified looks*
Gale: What's wrong with those two?
Erik: They're high on music of the night. Take that Raoul, not even your Hadley-ness can stop the power of the music of the night!
Raoul: Hmph.
Gale: Can you two shut up?
Erik: Nope.
Raoul: Nada. Erik, your hands are shaking here.
Erik: Must I remind you that the love of my life was standing right in front of me?
Raoul: Whatever. And we can all see the wire keeping that mask on your head.
Erik: Dammit.
Gale: What's with the pinkie ring?
Erik: Wait until the end, then you'll see.
Raoul: How do you know that?
Erik: I don't know, Megan said something about memory shifting.
Raoul: Hey look, no creepy doll this time.
Erik: Now I know I like this version better. She just passed out from my sheer awesomeness!
Raoul: She still chose me.
Erik: Yeah, and she dumped you.
Raoul: Shut up. Your cape is still bedazzled.
Erik: *Glares*
Me: *Snaps out of it after the last note* I think Gerik has you beat for the last note.
Erik: *Splutters* What? Why?
Me: His was longer and higher than yours. Oh look, more suckish piano playing.
Christine: And yet it's the barrel monkey that wakes me up. How does that work?
Me: No idea.
Erik: Here comes the mask grab.
Me: You were a lot sneakier about it this time Christine.
Christine: I'm definitely more ninja in this version.
Gale: How can they show us the deformity, yet we barely see it?
Me: Clever choreography and camera angles. And there goes Erik being emo.
Erik: I had more reason this time. I'm actually hideous this time!
Me: True. Aww, look, you just did a puppy-dog pout!
Erik: Did not!
Me: Did too! And it was adorable!
Erik: *Scowls*
Raoul: And now he just drags her back, making that entire speech unneeded.
Me: Shut up, Buquet's describing Leroux Erik.
Christine: And Giry's being badass again.
Me: When is she not?
Raoul: Time for notes! Why is Firmin so sweaty?
Me: Because he's been drinking throughout the show.
Raoul: Ahh.
Erik: My note to André was way better this time.
Me: I must buy this soundtrack!
Christine: And Enter Raoul!
Me: His entrance was about 20% cooler than in the movie.
Erik: Enter the cow and her little minion!
Me: Be nice Erik.
Erik: That is not going to happen and you know it.
Gale: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP, I AM TRYING TO LISTEN TO THE DAMN SHOW!
Me: …
Erik: …
Raoul: …
Christine: …
Jack: *Snores*
Me: Sowwy. Okay, let's just be silent for Prima Donna.
Erik: Aww, I wanted to insult the cow some more.
Gale: No, now shut up.
*One number full of appeasing the singing cow later*
Me: Man, her dress in ridiculous!
Erik: And don't even get me started on her wig!
Me: She looks like a giant pastry!
Erik: With a pile of hair on it.
Christine: I look so strange, flirting with Carlotta.
Gale: The old singer, he makes me laugh.
Erik: Careful there Gale, you're predicting the next song title.
Gale: What?
Christine: There goes the disguise!
Me: POOR FOOL, HE MAKES ME LAUGH!
Gale: Oh.
Raoul/Me/Erik/Christine: THE RUT!
Gale: Sorry!
Erik: And there goes me, interrupting your performance!
Me: Meg is panicking!
Christine: So am I.
Raoul: Carlotta isn't.
Erik: Not yet anyways.
Me: CROOAAAKK!
Christine: She croaks!
Erik: And again!
Me: And Erik's yelling, being all badass and mysterious.
Erik: You admit it!
Christine: Here comes the ballet! Get off the stage André!
Erik: And my brilliant disposal of Buquet!
Me: You're ruining it for Gale Erik.
Erik: Sorry Gale.
Raoul: And down goes the body!
Me: Run ballerinas, run!
Raoul: And off Christine runs to the roof!
Christine: And now you show up.
Raoul: You're panicking.
Christine: You're confused.
Raoul: Now you're talking about Erik's lair.
Christine: And his face.
Erik: It doesn't matter the version, I still take offence to this part.
Me: I just noticed, Christine is wearing Carlotta's dress.
Erik: She pulls it off better.
Gale: And Erik's singing on the roof like a creeper.
Erik: Hey, Gale's starting to get into it!
Me: Shush, Raoul is singing.
Erik: And this is important, why?
Me: *Growls*
Erik: Sorry, sorry.
Christine: Can we talk while I'm singing?
Erik: I think so.
Me: SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU, THIS IS TOUCHING!
Christine: But you know how it ends.
Me: I DON'T CARE!
Christine: …
*They remain silent until the big kiss*
Erik: BOO!
Me: Well, that just killed the mood.
Christine: And we kiss again.
Raoul: This brings back memories.
Christine: We were young and in love.
Erik: Quiet now, before the E/C fans come after us! Oh look, there I am!
Me: Being all pitiful and emo.
Erik: I stand by my emo-ness. It was a very tough time for me.
Christine: And now me and Raoul are singing again!
Erik: *Imitates his screen self and covers his ears* Make it stop!
Me: *Pats his back* It's okay. You can cry.
Erik: *Sniff* I hate this part.
Me: Well, at least you get to bring down the chandelier now in this version. Does that make you feel better?
Erik: Kinda.
Raoul: You just spit.
Christine: I saw that. He did.
Gale: Wow Christine, you cannot pull off that wig.
Christine: I don't think anyone can.
Me: There goes the chandelier!
Erik: Wow, I don't bring it down here, I explode it.
Me: Very nice touch.
Raoul: Intermission!
Me: *Pauses it* Snack break!
*We run off and return with an array of snacks*
Erik: *Presses play* Everyone shush! Time for the masquerade!
Gale: Quit spoiling it!
Raoul: It's just music right now. On with the damn show!
Gale: Oh, here come some actors! Finally!
Me: Heh. The managers look funny.
Christine: Is André wearing a skeleton costume?
Me: Correction; a latex skeleton costume.
Erik: And here comes the procession of circus performers!
Me: With at least two people dressed like your monkey music box.
Erik: How did they know what it looked like?
Me: Sae way they managed all the choreography.
Christine: Here I come with Raoul! And it makes sense for me to be wearing pink this time!
Erik: Giry didn't exactly dress up for the occasion, did she?
Raoul: I think she stole your bedazzled cape.
Erik: *Glares*
Christine: Hey, that monkey just stole my mask!
Me: Silly monkey is creeping on you guys while you sing to each other.
Christine: Now I get pulled into the choreography against my will!
Erik: Your ballerina instincts just kicked in there. Look, you just picked up on the choreography like that.
Raoul: Now I join in too!
Me: And now for the big group part!
Gale: Ooooh. Ahhhh.
*The music changes for Erik's entrance*
Erik: Look at your faces!
Me: You're all like, 'Guys, don't be alarmed, but the Phantom of the Opera may be right behind us."
Raoul: Your costume is creepy in this version Erik.
Christine: Creepy is an understatement.
Me: And there's the score for Don Juan Triumphant!
Christine: And now me and Erik have a brief starring contest before he bursts into flames!
Raoul: And I go confront Giry! That was a bit too easy if you ask me.
Erik: I like this version of my back story better. More room for mystery.
Christine: Here comes more notes for the managers.
Erik: And more tantrums from Carlotta.
Christine: And some arguing with Carlotta on my part.
Me: Some dire warnings for Giry.
Erik: My voice fades in. Rightly so, I should add.
Raoul: Hey, wasn't this part during the masquerade in the movie?
Me: They made cuts and rearrangements. Just accept it.
Raoul: Can we skip this part?
Gale: Why?
Me: His worst plan ever is coming up.
Erik: Wow, everyone is singing at once, I can't even tell who's saying what.
Me: It doesn't sound half bad though.
Christine: Time for my mental breakdown!
Raoul: You sound oddly cheery about that.
Christine: I try to stay positive.
Erik: Yeah…Sorry about putting you through that.
Christine: It's okay, past is past. Hey, did Carlotta just call me mad?
Me: Twisted Every Way now! So touching here, pay attention people!
Raoul: Why do you not listen to my comforts?
Christine: Because I knew you guys would fail. Ooh, rehearsals.
Me: Looks like you agreed in the end.
Christine: I guess so. Piangi isn't doing too good, is he?
Raoul: More dire warnings from Giry.
Erik: And now I make the piano play on its own!
Me: How'd you do that?
Erik: Phantom magic I shall not reveal to you.
Me: Player piano?
Erik: Maybe.
Christine: Off to the cemetery for me. At least my dress covers my cleavage this time around.
Gale: You guys are making it very hard to enjoy the musical you know.
Me: Yeah, because we kinda know what's going to happen.
Erik: I think by now me, Christine and Raoul already know what's going to happen.
Christine/Raoul: *Nods*
Gale: Still, can you just shut up for one song?
Me: We already did.
Gale: Then shut up for this one too.
Me: Okay.
*One powerful ballad for a dead father later*
Gale: Brava!
Christine: Thank you Gale.
Erik: And there I am, being a ninja, as always.
Raoul: More like a creeper.
Me: He has a point there Erik.
Erik: Well, Raoul followed her too.
Raoul: Hey, I'm in this part.
Me: It's a good trio part. And now Christine's high on Phantom again.
Christine: Hey, I snapped out of it.
Erik: And I start conjuring fireballs!
Screen!Erik: *Yelling at Screen!Raoul and Screen!Christine as he's tossing fireballs* Come on, come on! Don't stop, don't stop!
Erik: …
Me: Did, you guys just hear what I heard?
Christine: Yup.
Gale: Uh huh.
Raoul: That's what she said.
Erik: FOP! *Jumps over the back of his seat and tackles him, and the two start a fist fight in the middle of the musical*
Gale: *Jumps into Erik's vacant seat to avoid the fight* Well, that was interesting.
Me: You think?
Christine: Here come the army!
Me: This part is bo-ring
Christine: They're just shutting doors.
Gale: But Erik isn't gone.
Me: He's using his voice-throwing skills to freak everyone out!
Christine: Gah! That army guy just shot the set!
Me: Erik confuzzled him.
Erik: *Is still fighting with Raoul* Thank you!
Me: Your welcome!
Christine: Here comes the opera.
Me: Oi, you two, break it up, you're missing the show!
Raoul: No!
Me: *Sigh* Hold on. *Climbs over the back of the chairs. A small thunk is heard, then I return to my seat dragging Erik behind me* Gale, go back to your chair.
Gale: Okay. *Climbs over the chairs back to his seat*
Christine: How'd you break that up?
Me: I had to knock a few heads together.
Erik: *Rubbing his head* Literally.
Me: What did we miss?
Christine: The entire beginning of the opera, and my entrance.
Erik: Oh look, I'm actually disguised here.
Me: What's with the apple Christine?
Christine: Ask Mister composer over there.
Erik: I can't answer that without sounding weird.
Me: This song is so not a ploy to seduce Christine in every way. No, not at all.
Erik: Shut up. You love it and you know it.
Me: …Maybe.
Raoul: BOOB GRAB! Erik just tried to cop a feel!
Christine: Hey, he totally did! Erik! *Smacks him in the back of the head*
Erik: Ow!
Me: Christine, I must commend you on your acting skills here.
Christine: Thank you. I do pride myself on being a convincing actress.
Erik: You are breaking my heart here Christy.
Me: And now he's being scary phantom.
Christine: And I unmask him again! Kinda. I just pulled his hood off.
Gale: WE DON'T NEED THE RUNNING COMENTARY!
Me: Yes we do. Aww, Erik, you look so sad.
Erik: I am sad. I know she's gonna reject me at the end of this. *Hangs head*
Me: *Hugs him* It's okay. The phangirls still love you.
Erik: And that's supposed to make me feel better, how?
Christine: There's the real unmasking! Ew, Erik, we can all see your brain matter.
Me: Man, he looks pissed.
Christine: Yeah, because the angry screams and throwing of fireballs didn't already give it away.
Gale: Is that Piangi?
Erik: Uh huh.
Gale: Ew.
Raoul: Here I come to save the day with Giry!
Erik: And there I am being a scary son of a bitch.
Christine: With your visible brain.
Me: And pouty voice.
Erik: Hey!
Me: It's true.
Christine: Ooh, pretty wedding dress.
Erik: Oh, now you appreciate it.
Gale: Can you all shut up?
Me: We'll shut up until Raoul shows up.
Gale: Deal.
*Some more Erik emo-ness later*
Raoul: ever fear, super-Raoul is here!
Me: Raoul, that was cheesy.
Raoul: I know.
Christine: Erik, you were choking me there.
Erik: Sorry.
Me: Here comes the Punjab in three, two, one.
Raoul: I really should have seen that coming.
Erik: But you didn't.
Me: Now for another epic Erik/Christine/Raoul singing trio!
Raoul: You like those things, don't you?
Me: Of course! You guys are so awesome singing together!
Erik: Would've been better without Rafop.
Raoul: Hey!
Me: Erik, be nice!
Christine: Oh dear. Here it comes.
Gale: What?
Erik: We won't spoil it.
Gale: What is it?
Raoul: Wait for it….
Me: Wait for it….
Christine: Wait for it…
Erik: Wait…for...it…
Me: BOOM! Epic kiss of epicness!
Gale: Wow. It is epic.
Me: And Raoul's making pained faces in the background.
Erik: Now I go burn the noose down with a candle.
Christine: That's a fire hazard you know.
Erik: That was the point. I was hoping his hair would catch on fire.
Me: Here comes the cavalry.
Christine: Off we go, away from the phantom's lair!
Me: While Erik screams his pretty little head off!
Erik: I do not appreciate that expression.
Raoul: Now he's crying to his music box. What a wimp.
Erik: I just handed the love of my life to my worst enemy on a silver platter. Cut me some slack.
Christine: Now I come back to give him back his ring.
Me: You look like you're one note away from bursting into tears.
Christine: I was.
Raoul: Well, we all know what happens now.
Erik: Yeah, you guys leave me to my miserable self.
Me: *Hugs Erik again* At least we're all friends now. Well, almost.
Christine: Why did you just go sit in your throne and cover yourself with the cape?
*Screen!Meg whisks the cape off the throne to reveal only a mask*
Raoul: Never mind that, where the hell did he go?
Erik: A Phantom never tells his secrets.
Me: Now for some last stunned looking shots of Meg, and…
Christine: It's over!
Gale: *Stands up and starts clapping* Brava! Bravo!
Erik/Raoul/Christine: *All stand up in front of the TV and take bows*
Me: Well, that was fun.
Erik: I have to agree, it was.
Gale: I enjoyed it.
Christine: Me too!
Raoul: I enjoyed looking like less of an idiot.
Me: Well, I'm gonna go check on my Sims game.
Raoul: I'm gonna go watch TV.
Christine: Right behind you. Gale?
Gale: Sure.
Erik: I've got music to compose.
*We all walk out*
Jack: *Suddenly jerks awake* What did I miss?
Me: So, there's some bad news for those of you who enjoyed Gerik. On the bright side, Hadley!
Erik: Ahem?
Me: And Ramin. And Sierra too.
Erik: So, go check out Megan's profile for the poll on our next female character to join the house!
Me: And for those of you waiting for the get-together, I say this; those get-togethers are freakin' hard to write, especially when people's applications are so sketchy. So, I'm ignoring all applications sent in so far, and next chapter you will have an application form to fill out, and to send to me VIA PM!
Erik: No application, no entry. Application in a review, no entry.
Me: Sorry, but I have to lay down some laws.
Christine: Don't forget to review!