"come on karkat, we're going to be late." John yelled up the stairs. It was years later, they were all 17 now (and the trolls were about 8 and a half sweeps old, assuming my math is correct). He was dressed up in his suit with his ghost on it. Dave was next to him dressed up in his red suit, and Gamzee dressed up like The Joker. They were all standing in their new hive that was constructed for all of them to live in, a personal gift from the new empress. It was a rather large manor with rooms to accompany everyone. All the kids lived there with most of the trolls. Feferi was out doing her new job and empress of Alternia, so of the original twelve, only eight lived there. The Dolorosa lived there as well, and often acted like a mother to them. The Signless and The Disciple were out helping to preach and The Psiinoic was on his own movement, freeing the lowblood physics from slavery. Karkat came storming down the stairs in a gray suit with a black dress shirt behind it, and red tie. "GOG, YOU AND YOUR STUPID HUMAN TRADITIONS." he yelled. His hair was still it's normally shaggy mess and had grown just a little in length so it was just above his eye level. "everyone else thought it was a good idea" Dave said, his face rather relaxed behind his shades. John opened the door outside and everyone lined out. "WHATEVER, IT'S STILL STUPID."
"come on now karbro, it seems really nice." Gamzee said with a smile. They walked to the driveway and got into the motor 4 wheel device. Dave got in the driver seat and John rose shotgun, Gamzee and Karkat rose in the back. Dave started up the engine and drove away. The trip was quick and quiet, they stopped outside a small park with seats set up and a gazebo with four people standing on it. They stepped outside and everyone looked at them. The four people on the gazebo, Rose, Jade, Terezi, and Nepeta, all stood there waiting in wedding dresses. They were having a 4x wedding combo. The four bachelors went to their brides and held their hands. The Disciple was the one conducting the ceremony, Feferi and the ancestors were even in attendance, even Vriska and Mindfang. "(=˙w˙=) DEARLY BELOVED, WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY..." she began the ceremony. She had they say their 'I dos' one couple at at time. They all kissed at once and then they were all married. John and Rose, Jade and Karkat, Dave and Terezi, and Gamzee and Nepeta.
After the wedding, they had a huge celebratino with wedding cake, and lots of Earth and Alternian food. Though the cake was a human wedding cake. Karkat was sitting alone at the table that was assigned to them. Jade came over and joined him, she grabbed his arm. "come on karkat, have some food, it's a party"
"GOG HARLEY, CAN'T I JUST SIT HERE?"
"not without me" she kissed him on the cheek. He turned and gave her a kiss on the forehead. She smiled a little. Gamzee came up holding Nepeta by the arm. "well shit, ain't this cute?"
"YEAH, FUCK YOU TOO GAMZEE."
"honk. so did rose tell you about the honeymoon thing too?"
"NO, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Gamzee left for a second and told Nepeta to wait. He came back with a bucket and tossed it to Karkat. He caught it by instinct then quickly dropped it. "you're gonna need that on your honeymoon, heh heh ;o)" Karkat's face flushed bright red and Jade couldn't help but giggle. There was the sound of tapping of glass and everyone turned to Feferi. "excuse me everyone, i would pike to make an announcement. i want to send my best wis)(es for t)( new couples, may t)(ey )(ave t)(e best of luck, t)(ey've been t)(e most fintastic fronds." she smiled at them and everyone clapped. "hey karkat." John said. Karkat turned to him and before he could yell one word John threw a piece of cake in his face. The couples all laughed, and Gamzee gave off many honks. Karkat wiped the cake off his face. "OH, YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY DO YOU?" he took another slice and threw it in Gamzee's face. "NOW YOU'RE REALLY THE CLOWN." They all laughed again except Gamzee who just stood there, and Nepeta to used her finger to swipe some cake off his face and eat it. He took a slice and threw it. It just barley missed Dave and hit Terezi in the back of the head as she was smelling the food. She did a 180 spin and glared at him. "hey sis, you got something in your hair. :o)" she scowled and threw cake at him. He ducked down and it hit Vriska in the back. She turned around angrily. Terezi waved embarrassed. "Alright, let's break this up." Rose intervened. Vriska threw cake and it hit her in the side of the face. John chuckled, she turned and looked at him angrily. She took a cup of punch and poured it down his pants. "ah, rose! that's cold!" he protested. He looked down to see it looked like he wet himself in red. She smirked and turned away. She felt a tug and John dumped a plate of calamari down her back. "here rose, you like things with tentacles." he joked. Then The disciple slapped a plate of cake in The Signless' face just to join in the fun. He looked at her surprised and she just smiled back. He took a slice and got her in the face as well. They both laughed. Soon the whole room erupted into one big food fight. Everyone was throwing food, and everyone was hit. It was a good time, and for once, they all felt like friends and they were all happy and could act as they pleased. Afterwards, the four couples thanked everyone for the best wedding ever.