Disclaimer: I own my laptop and nothing to do with Naruto.
A/N: I have to say I'm really glad this story is turning out to be more successful then one of my old ones that will go unnamed due to awfulness.
T is For Teams
It was common knowledge that most of the members of Akatsuki did not get along very well. However, it was also common knowledge that they're group had some of the most dangerous teams in recent history. One of the most volatile of the groups is Kakuzo and Hidan.
"Kakuzu, have you ever wondered why your such a prick?" Hidan asked his partner while putting his hands behind his head and smirking.
Kakuzu looked at Hidan and gestured with his eyes for him to look at the trees to his right.
"Huh?" He said while turning right before being stabbed in the chest by several kunai.
He looked down in an unhurried manner. Kakuzo had already caught them with his Earth Grudge Fear and was dragging the ninja towards them.
"Hey you bastard, that fucking hurt, you know," Hidan told him while pointing his scythe at the unlucky ninja.
The ninja looked at him in disbelief and stuttered, "Your should be dead!"
"Yeah well-," Hidan began before Kakuzu cut him off.
"Hidan we don't have time for this," he reminded him in an uninterested voice.
"Fine," Hidan said then mumbled, "you don't have to ruin my fun though."
Before he finished his sentence he had his scythe held at the ready. However, he wasn't fast enough to kill her before Kakuzu's strings tightened and did the job.
"What the hell?" Hidan yelled, "Why would you pull her out and literally put her right in front of me if you were just going to kill her?"
Kakuzu rolled his eyes and responded, "The first reason is that you would have made the body unable to have the bounty on it collected."
He turned, picked the body up, and threw it over his shoulder.
"The second reason is because you annoy me," he stated matter of factly.
A/N: I originally intended to make this longer and possibly fluffier but I'm happy with how this turned out regardless.