Disclaimer: I own grapes, oranges and pineapples but I don't own the Inuyasha men. I only own the situations I put them through.

Author's Rant: Ok people good news. Because of the number of requests for the continuations of Chapters 11: The Blazing Ozone and Chapter 19 Surprise, Surprise; I've decided to make a sequal to each one. Ozone will have one continued chapter and Surprise will have either 2 or 3 involving Inuyasha's pregnancy. Afterwards we'll be back to their daily lives of naughtiness. But No children will be added. The reason I'm making these are because I've had a number of readers/reviewers ask for it. I'll begin working on those as soon as I can since my arm hasn't been bothering me as much as it used too. Until then here's a small chapter to entertain you with until I finish Ozone Part 2 ^_^

Warning: Let's Rate this one as T. Not too bad.

Inuyasha's Wise Corner

Every one now a days tends to have their own special website where they want some form of attention. A certain cute hanyou was no exception to this little theory. The evidence being that he was currently sitting before his laptop typing away to answer questions of his popular online website called Inuyasha's Wise Corner. Of course Sesshomaru knew nothing of this. (If he did someone's ass was going to be on the menu for the next century.) It was a system where humans and demons alike would send him relationship questions and he'd answer each with the bluntest answers he could muster.

'If you can't handle the real deal truth don't ask me a fucking question.'

That's his headline motto.

Would you believe that that vulgar headline attracted more viewers than a basic relationship TV show? No sense in giving people some fluffy bullshit to rely on. The hardcore stuff was always better anyway. He was an undercover hit, although no one knew his name. He went by the concealed title TenderPup with a sexy head shot of himself in his human form. (Precautious actions to ensure his demonic identity isn't recognized by anyone.) The healthy wise corner was only open and replied during the morning hours of Mondays and Fridays when Sesshomaru was nowhere in sight, thus giving Inuyasha all the time he needed to answer the floods of fan mail crowding his email Inbox. They sent vids while he responded back by PMs.

At random he picked out 11 questions from 11 separate viewers. Clicking the mini video in the top right corner icon, Inuyasha sat back allowing the videos to pop up one at a time with their marital issues or what not.

The first one to come up was a small video popped showing a brunette human girl with glasses.

"Hi TenderPup its Kazumi. I have a question. My boyfriend isn't giving me any attention. What should I do?"

TenderPup: Kazumi if ya boyfriend isn't giving you any attention it's either because of those big ass glasses on your face or because he's giving someone else your attention. My advice; Give him some ass. Cut and to the pup. And if that doesn't work, move the hell on and find another guy who wears big ass glasses.

Next on the list was blue and green striped water sprite with white hair and big yellow eyes.

"Good morning TenderPup it's Mezu. My husband says he hates what I cook and says I need to start cooking new items on the menu or else. But I cook him something new every weekend. What should I do?

TenderPup: Mezu if there's one thing I can't stand is when your mate shows his ass about not appreciating what you do for him. My advice, let 'em fend for himself and keep the goods (T& A) locked up tight for a month. I bet he won't care what's on the menu later when he sees his favorite midnight snack is taken.

Next to pop up was a petite cat demon with curly blond hair, brown eyes and pink whiskers.

"TenderPup, its Neko. I just caught my boyfriend cheating on me with my best friend. What do I do?

TenderPup: Neko there are two things you can do. One leave both him and that back stabbing friend alone forever or if you're like me you'll be get a rusty sword that can grow into a ten foot tooth and ram it up his and that wench's ass until they howl to the moon.

Next show was a black haired human girl with big brown eyes.

"Hey TenderPup its Jazumi. My boyfriend isn't as hot as you. What can I do?"

TenderPup: I hate to break it to ya love but these looks can't be duplicated. I'm so fucking hot it's sad. NO ONE can be as hot as me. NO ONE. But I have some sexy shots of my body and face for sale on my website if you want to have some motivation.

Another video appeared showing a young male ice demon with silver hair and piercing green eyes.

"TenderPup it's me Ryo. I caught my boyfriend cheating on me with my brother. What do I do?"

TenderPup: ….Is your brother hotter then you? Sorry but more details on what he looks like would help with an appropriate answer. Dick size would help to further evaluate your situation too.

New video viewed another demon male with red hair, dark brown skin and black eyes.

"TenderPup it's Remi. I need your advice. My girlfriend isn't giving me anymore sex and I'm super horny. What do I do?

TenderPup: Remi that has to be the worst crime ever to commit to a demon with a high sex drive. My advice is to go to this house with the address 4567 Wolfe Ln. There's a horny wolf demon and a spicy human who'd love to help you with that little trouble. Afterwards you won't a rat's ass about that chick again.

Next was a young tiger demon with green stripes, bright orange hair and red eyes.

"TenderPup this is Neyo and I really need some help. I was walking into the kitchen to get a glass of milk and I caught my mom and dad having sex on the kitchen counter. Oh God what do I do?

TenderPup: Ewww….Two words: Move Out.

A pop up video of a teenage human with short red hair and brown eyes appeared next.

"Hi ya TenderPup it's Miko. I can hear my neighbors having sex every single night every hour on the hour. And get this…They're both old enough to be my grandparents. What do I do?

TenderPup: You're asking the wrong one here bro. You should be asking them how they do it? Or better yet, starting tonight when they begin their rusty rut, take notes.

The next web video was of a female dragon demon with green hair and black eyes.

"Mornin' TenderPup its' Mizuki. There's a guy I work with who's absolutely dreamy but he doesn't pay me any attention. What can I do to get him to notice me?"

TenderPup: The fastest way to get a guy to notice you is to show the goods. I mean ass, boobs, hips, all of it. Go to work tomorrow dressed like a first class slut. Wear tons of lip stick over your lips. I don't know how make up works for chicks but I think the more you wear the better. And Boom you got ya'self a new boyfriend. No need for thanks.

The next to last video was of a angry female panda demon with black and white hair and blue eyes.

"What's up TenderPup its Mimi and I'm mad as hell. My boyfriend gave a me a shitty rose for Valentine's day but he gave his stupid ex-girlfriend a whole bouquet. What do I do?

TenderPup: Quit your bitching and kick his ass! If I found out my mate was giving his ex-bitch Kagura ANYTHING better than me, I'd kick HIS ASS and HERS.

The final video was the strangest one of all the others before. He couldn't make out the figure because he/she were hidden by a shroud of shadows. What the hell is this, he wondered staring at the figure sitting perfectly still. His eyes zeroed in on the dark entity trying to make it out but he couldn't get nada. Figuring it was just some prank loser, he moved the arrow key up toward the trash box. Just when he was about to click delete an icy evil tone with the smoothness of the finest wine spoke over his speaker, sending a terrified shiver up his spine.

"Good Morning TenderPup, this is Naughty Dog. I have a bit of dilemma I think you'll be able to assist me with."

Inuyasha's ears sagged to the base of his skull. Oh fucking hell.

"You see, I have a very handsome significant other who's using an unknown-by-his-mate-until-recently-discovered website to answer the trials and issues of other people's business instead of minding his own. What shall I do about him?"

TenderPup: …. No comment.

Click. Click. Click.

Hmm Interesting. Sesshomaru frowned as he maneuvered his mouse around its pad to click on the address bar of his computer to pull the existing website of his brother's blog. Strangely when he repeated the same process he kept receiving the same exact message over and over again.

Sorry for the inconvenience this may cause a lot of you but the website has been disconnected from all services to prevent a certain hanyou puppy's ass from being plundered mercilessly by his dashingly gorgeous, intelligent, sexy mate who's going to get his favorite dinner and a warm bubble bath when he arrives home tonight.

TBC: I hope this tied you guys over until I can whip up the requested chapters of Ozone and Surprise. ^_^

P.S. Don't take this hanyou's advice seriously ^_^