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Chapter 20

When they awoke they felt bone tired, they had been having dreams of a pit and a voice coming from the pit. They didn't know what they meant or who was in the pit all they knew was the person or whatever it was inside of the pit couldn't be allowed out. The three brothers knew that the dreams were not meant for them, the dreams had been for other people, after all they knew the cost of what that thing was offering. The three of them fell out of their beds and slowly began to get ready for the day, however when they opened the door they were greeted with a very strange sight, all the Gods and Goddess of Olympus were in the camp. Which was strange as there was a law about interacting with their children. So what were they doing here?

The three brothers left Poseidon's cabin and wandered about the camp, they took in the smiling faces of the children as they interacted with their parents, the three of them shared a look had someone turned the world upside down? They made their way through the camp, stopping every so often to talk to someone, once they reach Dionysus they fell into the chairs that were near him. Charlus turned to the God of wine and asked.

"What the hell is going on?"

Dionysus shrugged his shoulder, he truly didn't understand what was going on. All he knew was when he had woken up the camp had been filled with his family, and then their spawn had seen them and the camp had been like this ever since.

"Don't know, could try asking one of them."

Dionysus waved his hand in a vague gesture, he really did not want to deal with all of them today. He had been planning on getting drunk with his friends, the words was coming easier to Dionysus. The brothers had called him friend and he was proud to do the same, even if they did get up to all sorts of trouble, and caused him massive headaches every other day. Hadrian shrugged and opened a bottle of Butterbeer before passing another one to Dionysus, they had planned on getting drunk but it looked like they couldn't go through with that plan now.

Dionysus took the offered bottle and began drinking it, sometimes he was glad that they had questionable amounts of alcoholic drinks on them. Other times he was grateful that they were the ones to deal with the spawn of his family. Speaking of spawn where were his two? Dionysus scanned the camp and could see no sign of the twins, they were planning something that he did know. At least they weren't teaming up with Hermes brats.

"You know I have a very bad vibe right now."

The other three turned and looked at Harry who was staring around the camp, his eyes were taking in everything that he could. Charlus looked at Harry and nodded his head in agreement.

"Ditto, brother."

Hadrian groaned he was not in the mood for dealing with anyone or anything, the only reason he was with Dionysus was because he could stand the God. That and the fact he had some of the most embarrassing stories about Poseidon, some of them had him cackling with glee.

"Don't want to know, if anything happen today I will sodomise someone with a cactus."

The other three men winced, Hadrian was in a really bad mood to be making that threat so early in the day, normally it would be about lunch time that the threat would get issued. Dionysus snorted.

"A cactus really?"

The other two chuckled and shook their heads, they didn't want to know why it was a cactus nor were they going to ask. However just because they were tired and Hadrian was in a bad mood didn't mean that the world had stopped spinning.

"Come on lets go and get the spawn sorted out."

Dionysus huffed a laugh they really had been spending too much time with him! Not that it was a bad thing, still he wasn't going to complain.

"You go and deal with the spawn, I am going to go and have a nap."

Harry shook his head and looked at the God.

"Really? You have just got up!"

Dionysus waved them off, sometimes they couldn't understand their friend. But they were glad that he was their friend, they made their way through the camp to where everyone was sitting down for breakfast. It was strange seeing so many Gods and Goddess in the camp, normally they would only see Dionysus and Hestia on occasion. The three of them sat in the chairs next to Chiron who gave them smiles, the brothers smiled back at the centaur. Despite the mood that they were in Chiron was always able to lift their mood no matter what.

"Dionysus napping again?"

They nodded their heads, sometimes it was all Dionysus did. Sleep. Which meant that the spa- er demigods spent more time with the brothers, while everyone was having breakfast the conversation flowed. However there was one person who wasn't happy with just talking, a strong arm wrapped itself around Hadrian's waist, now as everyone knows you do not sneak up on a war veteran, nor do you sneak up on someone who is known for an explosive temper.

Perhaps someone should make a rulebook for Poseidon?

Hadrian reacted before he had time to think, the fork in his hand becoming a weapon. He swung around had his attacker on the floor and stabbed him in the…..

Well you get the idea.

However the completely and girly scream that Poseidon let out could be heard everywhere, from Olympus to the Underworld. Charlus and Harry pulled Hadrian off before he could twist the fork and do any more damage, Apollo ran to his uncle and looked at him.

"You know for a mortal he has very good aim uncle."

Poseidon went to talk and his voice came out squeaky and high pitched.

"Get it out!"

Apollo had to stifle his laughter, this was one of the most funniest things he had ever seen or heard and that was saying something. Apollo wasn't the only one snickering or laughing all of the Gods and Goddess found the whole thing to be highly amusing and couldn't stop laughing about it. Charlus and Harry still had hold of Hadrian who was looking at Poseidon with a strange gleam in his eyes. Hadrian looked at Apollo and purred out.

"Here Lord Apollo let me help."

Before either God had time to object, Hadrian and pulled the fork out of Poseidon's family jewels (or what was left of them) he passed the fork to Apollo and moved to were Poseidon's head was.

"There see that didn't hurt now did it?"

Poseidon shook his head, he idly wondered if his voice would ever return to normal of if he was stuck at this high pitch for the rest of his life. Charlus looked at the rest of the Gods and asked the question that had been plaguing the brothers since they had first saw them.

"No offence but what are you all doing here?"

The Gods and Goddess shared a smirk as a dark voice purred out from the shadows.

"Zeus has kicked everyone out of Olympus."

Hades came out of the shadows and stood in front of Harry, Harry offered the God a smile. Hades looked at Harry and felt his lips twitch upwards, but he was here on a mission.

Cause havoc for Zeus.

Hades gave a nod to Charlus who returned it, he looked at Hadrian who was grinning down at Poseidon, what was his brother doing on the floor? However the high pitched squeak that his brother emit what he needed told him exactly what he needed to know. Hades knew that he was going to milk this for all it was worth.

"Blue balls Poseidon, how are you dear brother?"

"Piss off skull face!"

Gods and goddess alike roared with laughter as they heard the high pitched and very squeaky reply, Apollo had to stop working on his uncle as he started to laugh. Harry was snickering at Poseidon's plight, he really wanted to feel sorry for him but he couldn't. Charlus had no problems with laughing or with Poseidon's plight, the God had got what was coming to him. Hadrian however had other ideas, he slowly stalked forwards to the fallen God and purred in a seductive voice.

"My poor Lord of the sea, perhaps you would like me to kiss it better? You did after all say I have a very sharp tongue."

Several of the younger children looked confused while many of the older generations were blushing, however several of them were suffering from nose bleeds. One of them was Luke, Aphrodite was fanning herself as she looked at the scene that the two of them made. Perhaps she could as Hephaestus to record it? Chiron cleared his throat and two sets of stormy eyes looked up at him.

"Perhaps you would like to take this somewhere else?"

Poseidon and Hadrian shared a look as Poseidon spoke in a gruff voice.

"With pleasure."

The last thing any of the campers heard was Hadrian cackling, Charlus and Harry shared a look, they still hadn't found out why the Gods were here to begin with. Harry turned his eyes to Hades as he inquired.

"Lord Hades what did you mean that Zeus has kicked everyone out of Olympus?"

Hades gave a chuckle as he replied.

"Zeus attempted to help Perseus, Annabeth and Grover when they were attacked by the Furies. However he made things worse."

The two remaining brothers shared a look, their eyebrows furrowed as Harry asked in a deadly sweet voice.

"Made it worse how?"

Hades smirked, his poor unfortunate brother was in for it now.

"He blew up the bus that they were on, thankfully they had managed to escape just in time."

Charlus and Harry went still, they looked like statues as Harry hissed out.

"What?"

Charlus stood to Harry's left side a move that they had used in the war, Hades chuckled, he was enjoying this far to much.

"He blew up the bus that they were on, thankfully they had managed to escape just in time."

This time the two of them knew that they hadn't misheard what had been said, Zeus had better hide because by the time they were finished with him there wouldn't be anything left!