The Lady of the Cherry

by Talia

A parody/satire fic written ages ago posted anew as it's probably one of the best things I ever wrote. SPELLING/FORMATTING/DIALOGUE ERRORS ARE DELIBERATE. Plot: The gorgeous princess Sakura Sushiko is being forced to marry Aku, even though she really always wanted to be a samurai. Good thing she happens to meet a samurai that a prophecy had foretold she would wed!

20. Chapter 20

Aku quickly tossed away Sakura's old body and covered himself up.

AKU: Argh! At last ye be here, mateys! (Troublesomely) Now I will fight you at last, Sakura!

Aku suddenly pulled out a whip and then began to whip Sakura meanily. Jack gasped in horror and stepped back with fear and excitement, cowering in the corner. Then Sakura she faught back with her sword.

SAKURA: Why you…

Sakura screamed and jumped at Aku with her sword raised. Since Sakura was a very clever girl, she had thought to buy a magic sword that was capable of hurting Aku. They were very popular on the black market.

AKU: (Getting cut) Arrgh! Aye Alack! Thou hast slain me!

SAKURA: Yes, foul demon! Trouble the world no longer with your evils!

Then all of a sudden, with his dying breath, Aku reached out and using his evil claws, sliced open Sakura's stomach. She collapsed as her intestines fell out prettily.

OMGOMGOMGOMG!