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Johan and Judai were skateboarding home from school when Johan spoke up.

"Oh yeah, we got our progress reports today. What do you have?"

Judai thought for a bit. "Seven A's and one F."

"An F? Where are you getting an F?" Johan stopped his board.

"Oh, I'm failing algebra," Judai said simply with a shrug. He stopped skateboarding and looked back at his boyfriend.

"How?? Didn't you have a B in the beginning of the year?"

"Yeah, I did. But I stopped trying after the RPC."

"Judai, that was three months ago."

"Yeah…" Judai yawned. "Can we go home now? I'm tired. It's hard to sleep in my algebra class when the teacher throws a talking chicken at your head every twenty minutes."

Johan smiled. "Well at least yours only talks. My geometry teacher has one that talks and dances."

"Ugh. Something to look forward to next year." He closed his eyes for a bit. They were on a small hill and Judai's skateboard slowly began to go down the hill in the opposite direction.

"3... 2... 1..." Johan whispered.

"AH!" Judai yelled, down the hill.

With a small laugh, Johan skated down to help his trouble-prone boyfriend.

Johan ended up putting their skateboards in their backpacks and carried a sleeping Judai home in his arms.

"Hmm… Johan and fried shrimp? This must be my lucky day!" Judai mumbled in his sleep.

"Cute." Johan smiled as he thought of what he could do to keep Judai from failing algebra.

Two days later, eighth period swung around and Judai was in his algebra class getting ready to fall asleep.

"Cock-a-doodle-do!" the chicken yelled after bouncing off his head.

"Ms. Tamayori!" Judai whined, throwing the chicken behind him which ended up smacking some kid in the face. "I wasn't even asleep yet!"

"Just trying to keep you awake. We're reviewing today for the test next class and we all know you need the help," Ms. Tamayori replied, taking the chicken back. No one noticed the other guy get hit.

Judai rolled his eyes and laid his head down on his desk. The teacher shook her head and walked back to the front of her class.

Judai's phone vibrated. Careful to make sure the teacher didn't see it, he pulled out his phone and saw he had a text from Johan: Are you paying attention in class?

Judai replied: She threw the chicken at me and I'm talking to you, what do you think?

Johan: Come on Judai, just try.

Judai: Can't you just help me? :3

Johan: You know what, yeah, I will help you. I'll be over there in a bit. XD

Judai: … o.o Ok?

With Johan-------------

Mr. Kawasaki, Johan's geometry teacher was at his desk reading a book. In his class, he taught for the first twenty minutes, gave them an assignment and let them do whatever the hell they want when they're done with their work. But no talking while they were still working.

A couple girls were talking.

Mr. Kawasaki looked up from his book and saw the girls. "Keep quiet or I'll send you the hell out."

The girls got quiet. He scared them.

Johan never messed around in that class. He didn't have to. They were given so much liberty once they finished their work that pretty much anything could happen and Mr. Kawasaki wouldn't give a damn.

"As long as you guys quietly do your work and know what's going on, I don't give a shit what you do when you're done." He had told them at the beginning of the year.

Johan got out of his desk and walked over to the teacher. "Can I leave?" He whispered.

Mr. Kawasaki raised a brow. He didn't bother looking up from his book. "Are you done with your work?"

Johan nodded and handed him his paper.

"Sure kid, go ahead." The teacher replied. He put his book down. "So you say you're bored, huh? Fine, get the hell out of my class!" He pointed at the door.

Johan laughed and raised his arms up in defense. "Fine. I don't wanna be here either!" He made his way over to the door. He opened it and looked back at the teacher. He grinned and left. Mr. Kawasaki chuckled before going back to his book.

The rest of the students were a little scared. They didn't know it but Mr. Kawasaki and Johan had just been kidding, though no one had heard their earlier conversation. He was Johan's favorite teacher probably because he was badass. So, Johan pretended to be horrible in that class and Mr. Kawasaki pretended to be a mean asshole. No one messed with Johan and everyone obeyed the teacher.

Really though, the two just did the acts for fun. A quiet class was a boring class.

With Judai-------------

As the brunette wondered what Johan was going to do, he fell asleep again.

"Cock-a-doodle-do!"

"Aw come on!" Judai complained.

"Honestly Judai," Ms. Tamayori shook her head. "You're going to waste my batteries."

The class laughed at him.

Right before Judai opened his mouth to say some witty comeback that would no doubt get his ass in trouble, the door opened.

"Johan!" Judai perked up when he saw the bluenette.

Ms. Tamayori's eyes widened. "Oh God! You're the other one! The other demon from Hell!"

Johan blinked. "Sure, why not?"

Rokuro entered the class carrying a fish tank filled with snakes. "Yo dude, why'd you need these snakes again?"

The teacher and the class shrieked at the sight of the snakes.

Ms. Tamayori pointed an accusing finger at Johan. "You! You're the one that put the snakes in my car!"

"Well it wasn't Judai so yeah, it was me." He walked over to Judai. The brunette got out of his seat and jumped happily towards him. Johan stopped his bouncing with a hug.

The girls in the class 'awed.'

"What are you doing here?" Judai asked when they pulled apart.

"I was bored in my geometry class so I came to help you now instead of later," Johan replied.

"You can leave your class whenever you want? Cool! I don't care if there's a talking and dancing chicken, I can't wait for that class!" Judai said.

"Not so fast, Judai. In order to get to geometry, you have to pass algebra first. And if I remember correctly, you're failing this class." Ms. Tamayori stated.

"And that's why I'm here," Johan began. "Rokuro?"

Rokuro opened the tank and pulled one of the snakes.

"You made sure to grab the venomous ones, right?" Johan asked.

Rokuro rolled his eyes. "Duh. I'm not that stupid to bring the harmless ones instead."

Johan stared at him. Judai opened his mouth to reply to that when Johan cut him off.

"Anyway, you know what to do?"

"Yep." Rokuro walked over to the teacher with the snake in his hands. She screamed and stepped back, hitting the wall.

"You can't do this! I'll suspend you! I'll have you expelled!" She shrieked as Rokuro got closer to her.

Johan pulled out a piece of paper from his back pocket and waved it around with a smirk. "Your threats won't work this time. We've got this."

It was a "Get Out of Trouble Free" card signed by the principal himself.

"It's fake!"

"Nope. In exchange for never resetting the bells again, Mr. Kuyoski gave us this." Johan replied.

Judai looked at it. "Oh yeah, I remember that… Wait! I don't have mine!"

"Course not. I have it. I kept it because I knew you would lose it." Johan gave him the card and got out another one. "I knew these would come in handy soon."

Ms. Tamayori rolled her eyes. "Alright fine! What do you want?"

"Stop being so hard on Judai." Johan said.

"I'm not hard on him!" she defended.

"Yeah you are," the class chorused. She glared at them. The snake in Rokuro's hands made her take back her glare.

"Either you change your attitude towards Judai or you get to meet Venom up close," Johan told her.

"Venom?" she echoed.

"My pet snake!" Rokuro said proudly. They could see he wasn't very creative.

"…Fine!" Ms. Tamayori gave in. "Judai, come in after class and I'll help you be able to at least pass the test next class."

"Ok." Judai smiled.

"Rokuro, put it away," Johan told him.

"Ok."

"And let this be a lesson. No one messes with Judai." Johan said to the class. They nodded.

Rokuro accidentally let the snake go. "Oops."

"AHHHH!!" the class screamed.

They ran out of the room, leaving just the dipshit duo, Rokuro and a very pale Ms. Tamayori.

Rokuro laughed once all the other kids left. "Relax, Venom is harmless."

Johan laughed. It had all been an act. Maybe they should join the theatre.

When Ms. Tamayori heard that, she fainted.

Judai started laughing. Venom was slowly crawling up Judai's leg. It was tickling him. "Well, good thing it's harmless." He said in between laughter.

"Oh wait, I think he is venomous…" Rokuro thought for a bit.

"Ahh!" Judai yelled.

Johan got Venom off of Judai and gave him back to Rokuro, all the while very calm. "Rokuro."

The junior laughed. "Ok, ok, he's harmless."

"Asshole." Judai huffed.

The other snake got out.

"Uh-oh…"

It made its way over to Ms. Tamayori. Johan rolled his eyes.

"You said they were harmless, so what's the big deal?"

"No, I said Venom was harmless. Poison…isn't."

Ms. Tamayori opened her eyes and was met face to face with another snake. She fainted after screaming.

Johan and Judai ran to the door.

Rokuro grinned. "Just kidding!"

He ducked an algebra book that Judai threw.

"What?"

The two shook their heads and left.

"So if Ms. Tamayori is dead, who's gonna help me out after school today?" Judai asked, tilting his head a bit.

"Race ya to the library?"

"Ok!"

And they ran to the library, both very happy. Johan because now Ms. Tamayori (or the rest of that algebra class) will never mess with Judai and Judai because he was happy to ditch school.

Ms. Tamayori later awoke, finding out she was tied to a chair and had the two snakes right in front of her.

Right before screaming, she swore revenge on those two.

So now the question was, who would come out on top??

Monkey: Woohoo! Two updates in one day! xD I hope you guys like it! And thank you DarkMageGirl808 for the idea! I hope you like this chappie too!

Cookee: I'm bored.

Monkey: ...Are you saying that I bore you? o.o

Cookee: Yep. u.u

Monkey: *Gasp!* Dx Cookee! You're so mean! Waaahhh!

Cookee: *Watches Monkey run away* Ok so the question from the previous chapter is still in effect. Though I wonder if anyone'll answer it... Anyway, see you guys later!