Okay, I know. I'm being really lazy with the updates. But I'm back, hopefully for a while. Also there are 2 issues about this fic that I'd like to address.

The fact that this fic is going to end soon. LIVE WITH IT PEOPLE, THIS FIC IS ABOUT TO END AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! I write the fic, I deicide where it's going to end. But I have enjoyed working on this and I'm so happy that it got OVER 100 reviews.

The fact that Beavis and Butthead are still here. As seen above, LIVE WITH IT PEOPLE! They are not leaving the fic until it is over. I have put up an author barrier that will block any threats. Also, I got the Mike Judge Collection last Sunday, so the stuff they do is going to get even crazier.

Anywho, with that on with the chapter.

Chapter 20

Goofball

Everyone had cleared the stage after that mass pandemonium that had occurred last chapter. But everyone was happy. The 3 biggest pain in the butts to the house, Duchess, Berry and Goo, had left the plane of existence thanks to a fireball the size of a house that had once been a SNAFU headliner. Glowface had left, but Mr. X was still there (and so where Beavis and Butthead.) Everyone was celebrating. Mac(who was now out of the cage and dressed.) along with everyone else, was dancing with Mr. X, Beavis and Butthead were doing the air-guitar thing they do. When suddenly the voice we all hate spoke up.

"So much for the peace and quite." I said before drifting backstage.

"Okay, everyone." The voice began, "I know you are all happy that those pains are gone-"

"Yer' darn right we're happy that their gone." Madame Foster interrupted.

"But we still do have a show to do."

"Aw!" Everyone groaned.

"This sucks, I hate it." Beavis said.

"Yeah, Uh huh huh huh." Butthead followed.

"Deal with it!"

Everyone cleared out, but suddenly a small, weak form drifted on to the stage. It was Goo who had apparently survived the ordeal that happened.

"That girl survived that crash? Impossible!" Mr. X stated.

"Relax," I said drifting on stage. "I got help to make sure she would never bother us again. Oh, Ling-Ling!"

Suddenly Ling-Ling (from Drawn Together) came from out of nowhere and his theme music started playing and he tackled Goo offstage and slaughtered her, everyone looked with wide eyes at the carnage that was happening.

When it was over Ling-Ling threw out her corpse and destroyed it, then came out a bloody mess (Goo's blood, not his) and said (in Japanese) "My job has been done."

"Okay here's your pay."

I threw him a small stack of bills and he left.

"Whoa, that was cool!" Butthead said.

"Yeah, he he." Beavis followed.

"Can we please get on with the show?" urged the voice.

"Shut up, bunghole!" Beavis yelled.

"Yeah, fartknocker, uh huh huh huh." Butthead commented.

Everyone went backstage and the guy who everyone believed to be human came out.

"Alright It's my turn to be a star."

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars."

"Yep, I know."

"Goofball McGee, is really a human clown."

"What, did you not see the scene at Fosters, I'm an imaginary friend. And I'm not a clown!"

"Hey can you blow up some balloons, clowny?"

"I am not a clown!"

"Goofball McGee, is actually an elephant clown."

"Oh so now I'm an elephant clown, but I'm not!"

"But you have the nose of a clown, and the nose of an elephant under the nose of a clown, so you must be an elephant clown."

"I was imagined with these noses, so I'm neither."

"Goofball McGee, is really a creation Dr. Weird created when he was drunk."

"What? Who the heck is-"

Goofball was cut off be the appearance of our favorite mad doctor.

"Gentlemen, behold! This thing that I created when I was drunk!" he said coming out of nowhere and his theme music playing and pointing at Goofball.

"I don't even know you, you crazy-ass old doctor!"

"How dare you, prepare to die!"

But then Beavis and Butthead rode in on a miniature bulldozer and ran over Dr. Weird.

"Hey, Butthead check this dude out."

"Yeah, uh huh huh huh, he's cool."

"Howdy there fellas, say where'd you get that bulldozer?"

Beavis and Butthead had their "we've been exposed" faces, and then the camera cuts to Tom Anderson, a neighbor of Beavis and Butthead that looks like the guy from King of the Hill. Anywho, he's in front of a shed and opening it, to get his mini-dozer, but he opens it up and sees its gone.

"Um, spaghetti." Beavis stupidly replies.

Butthead slaps him.

"Wrong answer dumb ass. Uh we like got it from somebody."

Everyone just stays blank for a while then Beavis throws his foot and Butthead's, uh "lower area", and Butthead falls down in pain.

"Take that Bunghole! He he."

"Okay moving on Goofball McGee, he-"

"Gentlemen, behold! I have discovered this booming voice!" Dr. Weird volted after suddenly getting up.

"Yeah, so?" asked Goofball.

"Your moma!" the doctor yelled and went away.

"Finally, anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, Goodball McGee, his childhood friends were Beavis and Butthead."

"No they weren't, I didn't even know these Morons until I came here."

Beavis and Butthead got angry at this, and Beavis kicked him and Butthead punched him, and Dr. Weird came back and hit him with a stick.

"Yeah! Ha ha, take that fatty!"

Then they left him, he was surprisingly okay.

"Goofball McGee, he's stupid!"

"No I'm not, you're stupid!"

"I know you are, but what am I?"

"I hate you!"

Now you Know, Goofball McGee."

"Buttwipe!"

To be continued

Sorry if this seemed kind of one sided. I don't hate Goofball. On that note, Goofball is the last person to be interviewed. But there are still 2 chapters left, and I'm not revealing them.