So I saw this challenge earlier this week and decided to write something for it. The challenge was Missy comes back home and SOMEHOW makes Carly let her be a co-host for the show. Missy steal Sam's diary (again SOMEHOW) and tells the whole world what Sam thinks of Freddie (it was a Seddie challenge so obviously love). Here's my take on it. Of course it's a one shot/drabble/ short story format that I normally put it in so it's not very elaborate please forgive me. T-T P.S. I don't own iCarly, if I did Missy would have had her cruise ship crash on a cannibal infested island and no longer be with us. ;D
Yes! It was finally the moment of truth! Before I went on the school sponsored cruise, I promised Sam that I would come back and ruin her life. Now all my plans were coming into fruition! Groveling in front of Carly, Freddie, and Sam, repeated apologies oozing out of my mouth? Worth it. Risking my neck and newly manicured nails to sneak into Sam's room and steal her diary? Worth every splinter, scratch, and broken nail. And now, putting my life on the line by reading one of Sam's deepest darkest secrets on the web as a co-host of iCarly? Totally and most definitely worth it! Now the whole world will know that Sam Puckett is just one big FAKE! I, Missy Burnheart, will have my REVENGE! I would laugh maniacally, but considering this is all in my head it might make others a little concerned.
"Alright everyone, the show's starting in five, four, three," Freddie held up his fingers for two and one then pointed to Carly, Sam and I to start introducing ourselves.
"Hi! I'm Carly, she's Sam, and this is Missy, dressed up as a maniac HOBO!" Oh, did I forget to mention that? One of Sam's ideas as pay back and the only way that Carly would let me on the show, I just waved my hand and said hi.
"And THIS is iCarly!" We did a few new things in the show, a Messin' with Lewbert, at least three Random Dances, and finally my moment had come.
"So that's all for today, log back on next week to see-"
"Wait! Carly! I still have something to say!" I interrupt. Facing the camera I pull out Sam's diary and flip it open to the right page. "So a few days ago I stumbled across something interesting that I don't quite understand and I thought 'hey! Why don't I get our viewers to help?!' so here it is. In Sam's Diary." I put on a high voice that sounded painful even to my ears, "Diary, I think the world is coming to an end. Why, you ask? Because today I realized I love the dweeb. That's right, start reading your bibles people, the apocalypse is nigh, Sam Puckett is in love with Freddie Benson.'" I smirked, expecting the rabid blonde to be held back from killing me at any moment, but my smug attitude soon faded when all three of them started to laugh, and laugh, and laugh. Finally a wheezing Freddie said, "Wow, I guess there isn't really internet on cruise ships, is there, otherwise she would be up to date." All I did was give him a confused look.
"Look at the date I wrote that, oh smart one." Sam said still doubled over with laughter. I looked. It was dated three months ago at least.
"So?" was all I could manage.
"So?! Sam and I already got together! Missy, you're telling old news! Where do you think I got this Special Ham shirt?" Freddie was starting to get back under control, though some rolling giggles still escaped. I looked down and sure enough Freddie's shirt had black bold lettered words reading just that on the front.
"I think it makes you look sexy," Sam said in a purr behind Freddie, and he went red. As Carly remembered the web show she told everyone to be back next week and shut it down. Freddie put everything away and he and Carly started to walk out of the room. As Sam closed the door behind her she looked at me and said, "So, you like stealing diaries, do you?"
Who else saw the new iCarly movie iFight Shelby Marks (or Marx I don't know). Well Freddie seriously had on a 'Special Ham' shirt!! ^^ Sam didn't make any comments though, makes you wonder where, how, and why he got it doesn't it. ^^ I know, I read into things too much, but it's fun!