Tori leaned against a shelf around the corner from the makeup counter. She was waiting for the right people to go up to the counter. She looked around again to see if anyone was coming, only to see Madison walking toward her.
"Hey Maddie," she said as Madison got closer. "What's up?"
"Well, until you do something, nothing really," Madison joked. "What are you supposed to be doing anyway?"
"Annoying young couples at the makeup counter," Tori said, rolling her eyes. "Honestly, it's like Dustin gives me the fake acting ones on purpose."
"Hmm…seems like something he would do."
"Very true," Tori agreed. "Did those bozos ever give you anything to do?"
"Yeah, they want it documented," Madison said shrugging one shoulder.
"Idiots," Tori muttered.
"Thank you!" Madison replied. "You're not supposed to tape stuff like this!"
"Honestly, boys!" Tori said, rolling her eyes. She then saw two people walking straight to the makeup counter. "Well, that's my cue, gotta go!"
"Have fun."
"Oh yeah, I'm sure I will," Tori replied. As she was walking away, Xander was walking by.
"Hey Maddie," he said. "Where's Tori going?"
"To destroy teenage love."
"Brilliant! Move over, I wanna see!"
Standing at the makeup counter was a teenage couple. The girl was sampling different perfumes while the boy looked, well, just plain bored. Tori threw her shoulders back and walked up to them, tapping the boy on the shoulder.
"Hi gorgeous boy!" she giggled, running her hand down his arm. Madison stifled a giggle herself as she zoomed in her camera. "I was just taking a survey for class, and I was wondering if I could ask you a question…"
"Uh, sure," the boy said unsure if he wanted to talk to this random seemingly ditsy blonde chick or not. "Shoot."
Tori giggled annoyingly as she said "What's your sign?"
"My, um," the boy stuttered. "Sign?"
"Yeah, your sign," Tori said, giggling again.
"Um, Gemini," he said uncomfortably. He took a step closer to his girlfriend, who was looking curiously at them. Tori noticed she seemed more curious and amused than jealous. "Glad I could help you."
Tori caught on that he wanted to be left alone, so she reached out to shake his hand. "Thank you so much!" she drawled.
"Yeah, no prob-hey!" as he reached to shake his hand, Tori yanked forcefully on his arm, pulling him behind her so she was face to face with the girl.
"Hi! I'm Vicky!" Tori said to the girl. "So, what's your sign beautiful lady?"
"Aquarius," the girl replied, still amused by this. Her boyfriend, on the other hand, looked slightly mad. The woman behind the makeup counter rolled her eyes as if she's seen this before.
"No way!" Tori said enthusiastically. "Mine too! Oh my god it's like we're soul mates or something! Soul mates who met in Wal-Mart!"
"Wait a minute," the boyfriend said. "Soul mates? Hang on there-"
"And what a story to tell the grand kids!" Tori interrupted him.
"Grandkids?" the boy squeaked, looking disbelievingly at Tori. "Grandkids?" he then practically whispered to his girlfriend.
"Well, yeah, you have to plan for the future. I mean, it'll be hard, but I'm sure we could come to a solution," Tori replied, eyeing the girl up and down.
"Oh most definitely," the girl agreed, just as enthusiastic as Tori.
"Wow," Xander said, nodding his head approvingly. "Good idea getting someone before hand to play along."
"Um," Madison muttered. "We don't know her."
"We don't?" Xander said confused. "Then…oh…"
"Yeah…" Madison agreed.
Tori also looked taken aback for a moment before gaining her composure once again.
"Hey, we should totally hang out sometime!" the girl said. "Oh, by the way, I'm Terri."
They shook hands. "Nice to meet your acquaintance Terri!" Tori replied.
"Here," Terri said, grabbing an order form off the perfume counter. She flipped it over and wrote something on the back. "This is my number. Call me sometime and we can get together."
"Totally," Tori replied. "Well, it was lovely meeting you both. See ya Terri. Terri's friend." She sauntered away and met up with Madison at the end of the aisle.
"Well," Tori said calmly, nodding hello to Xander. "That went oddly well."
"You two are good at getting people upset in this store," Madison said.
"Really?" Tori said turning to Xander. "What'd you do?"
Before Madison could answer, they noticed Chip walking confidently across the store, carrying a semi large stuffed dog in his arms. The all looked at each other, and without a word, rushed after him.
Things To Do At Wal-Mart When You're Bored #58: In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "Hi! What's your sign?" When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "Hi! What's your sign?"