Hailey: "We just had a Christmas episode and now we have a New Year episode. Since this is a time for new beginnings, we're doing things a little differently. That means that for this episode everyone is doing something that they wouldn't usually do, even in this show."

Heidi: "So you'll finally do that dare?"

Hailey: "Actually when I said 'the next episode' I meant sometime in the future. Viceroy is back this episode, and the Sorcerer has a dare or two for him."

Sorcerer: "I do?"

Hailey: "Yes. Since we're doing something new or unusual there will be few fight dares or singing dares."

Randy: "So, who is our first guest?"

Alpha: "I am. Randy, I came up with this dare before you let go of the freebie, but now you can't hand it off to someone else. I'm looking forward to you doing these things in order. You must succeed/win/complete/do everything correctly. Set yourself on fire, do my Trigonometry homework, play a Monopoly game of epic proportions against the Sorcerer and Mcfist, staring contest with a Weeping Angel, go into the game 'I Wanna' Be the Guy' and beat it on impossible, and tame the most ferocious dragon you can find. There, that should be hard enough."

Hailey: "Just a note for during the staring contest portion. You have to stare somewhere that is not its face, and everyone else will stare at the Weeping Angel during and after the contest just to make sure."

Randy: "Make sure what?"

Hailey: "I'd rather not say."

Alpha: "Here's a match."

Greene: "I'd offer him my flamethrower if someone hadn't taken it away!"

Alpha: "Well, Mr. Greene. I think you'll like the dare I have for you!"

Greene: "Call me coach. What is this dare?"

Alpha: "You have to play all the games you invented, flamethrowers and all."

Hailey: "At a safe-ish and fireproof location of course."

Greene: "But what fun would that be?"

Hailey: "The dare wasn't for you to have fun playing your games, though I have no doubt you'll have 'fun' anyway."

Howard: "Speaking of fun, how long has it been since the last time you had any, Hailey?"

Hailey: "Earlier today, when I was going through the dares and questions to decide what would happen."

Howard: "How is that fun?"

Hailey: "Well it gave me control over your foreseeable future. Wouldn't you have fun if you could choose everything that the cast did for an episode?"

Howard: "I see your point."

Randy: *has finished the first two parts of the dare and is playing monopoly with one hand while a medic is working on the burn on his other shoulder*

McFist: "This is easy."

Sorcerer: "Says the successful businessman."

Randy: "Yes! I'm buying Times Square!"

McFist: "But that has the highest rent!"

Randy: "I landed there first, so it's my choice."

Hailey: "While that takes them a few hours to do without cheating, let's see how Coach Greene is doing."

Greene: "Come on! Are you Mechanical or are you Men?"

Viceroy: "Are those my robo apes that he's screaming at?"

Hailey: "Um…..maaayybe." *gives a charming smile before handing a remote to viceroy*

Viceroy: "What's this?"

Hailey: "Just read the back."

Viceroy: "Instant mind changer. Guaranteed to make McFist unban you from Whoopie World. One use only."

Hailey: "You are the only person on the Whoopie World banned posters. I just thought that I'd help you out."

Randy: "Hailey, it's time for the staring contest."

Hailey: "When you lose this one just move on to the next thing and we'll take care of the weeping angel."

Randy: "What do you mean 'when I lose'?"

Hailey: "A Weeping Angel literally turns to stone when someone is looking."

Randy: "What about when no one's looking?"

Hailey: "Then you'd be sent back in time and Norrisville would be left without a ninja."

Randy: "How could I get back?"

Hailey: "You couldn't without either a vortex manipulator or a TARDIS, neither of which I have to offer."

Randy: "Well, here goes nothing." *turns around to face the Weeping Angel and stares until he can't anymore*

Security: *keeps eyes on Weeping Angel and transports to a place where no one could be harmed*

Zee F: "Hello! I'm back!"

Hailey: "Hi Zee!"

Heidi: "Who? This looks like that guest from the other episode."

Hailey: "It is. The name now given for this person is Zee."

Zee: "I have a couple of dares."

Hailey: "Speaking of your dares, in your re-daring you forgot one."

Zee: "Really? What was it?"

Hailey: "It was a dare that the Sorcerer would have to wear a pink dress, eat vanilla covered strawberries, and for the rest of the show say 'I like happiness', and never say bad things about the Ninja or else he'd have to watch every my little pony episode, and every winx club episode, and a shake it up episode while eating 50 gallons of ice cream."

Zee: "Let's do it!"

Sorcerer: "If I refuse, do I have to eat all 50 gallons of ice cream, or can I stop when the shows are done?"

Zee: "Every last bite."

Hailey: "At least someone has an idea to make you sweeter."

Sorcerer: "I still refuse." *the feed on his side turns grey with the message that 50 gallons of ice cream are on their way. The first episode my little pony then starts playing*

Hailey: "That should take him a few episodes to complete. MLP is in its fourth season after all. Maybe I'll send him a Rainbow Dash plushie afterwards, just to see how he reacts."

Heidi: "I bet you twenty bucks that he'll be a fan of at least one of these shows by the end."

Hailey: "Twenty-five that he'll be a brony."

Heidi: "Deal."

Randy: "The game was easy. Where's the dragon?"

Hailey: "The most ferocious Dragon we could find was the American Dragon!"

Jake Long: *Flies in in Dragon form*

Randy: "This guy? I've beat him while fighting a ghost. Plus, he's already tame."

Hailey: "I guess that means your dare is done then."

Zee: "He's not done yet."

Hailey: "Right. you have to see if you are smarter than someone named Billy Joe Cobra by taking this quiz that we've compiled."

Randy: *takes quiz and just barely fails*

Zee: "Oh, and I dare Viceroy to make a mini destank machine."

Viceroy: "Fine." *makes device and puts a label on the back.*

Hailey: *reads label* "One use only."

IceNinja202: "Hello! I finally found my way out here!"

Hailey: "Hi IceNinja202! Glad you could make it!"

IN202: "I have one dare this time. Julian has to dye his hair pink."

Julian: "Which shade of pink?"

IN202: "I don't care, just pick one."

Hailey: "What is it with people wanting guys in pink this episode?"

Julian: "I really don't care either. Theresa, would you pick one?"

Theresa: "Sure, how about this?" *picks out the girly-est shade of pink hair dye*

Hailey: "Perfect! Julian, go backstage to meet the stylist."

Ss56: *appears behind Howard* "I'm back!"

Howard: *jumps with a short scream and looks behind him* "Oh, it's you."

Ss56: "Yep. I'm here to dare McFist to hug his stepson, Bash."

McFist: "What?"

Ss56: "Do it or else I'll have Marcy make you and him spend more quality time together."

Hailey: "You'd really do that?"

SS56: "No, but since they're here they have to do the dare."

McFist: *hugs bash*

Julian: *walks back out with pink hair*

Hailey: "That's all for this time! Happy New Year!"

Behind the scenes!

Rachealninja10: "Has anyone seen Hailey?!"

Heidi: "I think she's in her dressing room. Why are you here?"

Rachealninja10: "I need to have a word with her." *storms into Hailey's dressing room and closes the door*

Hailey: "Hi Racheal. How are you?"

Racheal: "We need to talk."

Hailey: "What about?"

Racheal: "First off you promised to do that one dare in the next episode and one and a half episodes later you still haven't done it."

Hailey: "I'll get to it eventually. In fact you'll probably write it in the next episode. I feel like there was something else though."

Racheal: "Yes. I'm really surprised that no one has completely questioned you before on how you know so much about them."

Hailey: "You're the one who told me about every episode!"

Racheal: "Yeah, but they don't know that they're just a TV show. Did you ever think of what would happen if they found out?"

Hailey: "I erase their memories. Problem solved."

Racheal: "What if the MED doesn't work? What then?"

Hailey: "Then they find out that they were a TV show. No big deal. Most of them will be starstruck anyway."

Racheal: "There's at least one person who wouldn't be. Randy."

Hailey: "Really? It's everything he dreamed and more. He wanted to be popular."

Racheal: "Not in the way where everyone knows that he's the ninja. If the MED failed, then that knowledge would seep into his everyday life and the villains would go after everything he holds dear. That alone is part of the reason that I have you erase their memories of the dare show when they leave and give them back when they get back."

Hailey: "You really thought this out, haven't you?"

Racheal: "Once the ninja is known he cannot become unknown."

Hailey: "Don't quote the nomicon at me. Anyway, what do you want me to do about it?"

Racheal: "Tune down the 'I know everything' attitude and do the dare."

Hailey: "And if I don't?"

Racheal: "Then your helper will replace you."

Hailey: "Her? But she has no character development and doesn't know a thing about the show! You'd be starting from scratch! As far as I know, she doesn't even have a name!"

Racheal: "You really need to pay more attention to the people who are working with you. Her name is Dorothy."

Hailey: "You just made that up. Still, I really don't want to lose my job, so I'll go along with it for now."

Racheal: "Good."