I added more curse words here since… I dunno… I just feel more stressed today and writing this down helps. Enjoy!
Itachi's POV
As soon as I left the hospital building, my phone began to ring. I quickly answered it only to be met by screaming.
"WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!? WE WERE SUPPOSED TO MEET EACH OTHER TEN MINUTES AGO IN PEIN"S PLACE!"
I calmly replied, "I'll be there in twenty minutes, Kisame."
"HURRY UP, MAN! PEIN AND SASORI ARE SERIOUSLY ANGRY, AND THEY'RE TAKING IT OUT ON US!"
I sighed, "Hn."
I hung up on Kisame and walked to the parking lot where my Harley-Davidson V-Rod Night Rod Special 2013 stood. I couldn't bring my Ferrari because everyone knows the plate number… So that would be relatively stupid.
As soon as I got on, I sped off to the Uchiha Mansion. Father and Mother are having a meeting and I'm sure Sasuke went on with his friends or something.
I sped through the streets, dodging cars and such, obviously over speeding. I reached the main house in less than ten minutes, which is quite the record.
I parked my bike in front of my garage where I always go when...you know, I get stressed. I quickly got off my bike and went for my Ferrari and sped off like no tomorrow. I can handle Kisame and Deidara, but a pissed off Pein and Sasori would kill me in less than five minutes.
As soon as I reached Pein's mansion, I noticed an "H" on the gates. Weird. I thought that Pein and Sasori were orphans or something then built this mansion later on, but this building looks quite…antique…
When the guards saw my car waiting outside, they quickly opened the gates and bowed as I went through.
I've never been here before since the tour's final destination was Konoha and we all met in Ame somehow. I think Kisame and Deidara were visiting the are as friends while Pein and Sasori…I don't know… They never actually told us…
Skipping that, as soon as I made it to what I think is the main house of the area, my phone buzzed again. I sighed and ignored it since it would be a waste of time and money…
I got out of the car and quickly let myself in. The building was quite nice. Red roof, light brown walls and big windows, but the inside was just beautiful in that antique way. The white walls were lined up with picture frames, red tapestries hung on the bigger windows, finely crafted furniture were scattered around the whole area. I then asked a passing maid, "Where are Pein and the others?"
The maid bowed and said, "Pein-sama and the rest of his friends are in the ground living room."
She then led me a very noisy room and knocked on the door while saying, "Itachi-sama is here."
She motioned for me to go in as she scurried away, most likely going to complete the rest of the chores.
The room suddenly went quiet as soon as they heard the announcement. I sighed and turned the knob only to be met with a messed up room, two boys on the floor groaning in pain, and two brothers glaring daggers at me as if I was Death himself.
Pein's POV
As soon as I shut them up, Sasori sighed in frustration. We finally found the answer only to have been met with these two blubbering idiots complaining about the noise we made. Well, yeah, we did destroy most of the living room's furniture, but who cares!? MY BABY SISTER IS OUT THERE WITH A GUY! Not just any guy… It just had to be FUCKING ITACHI!
Sasori had his super stressed-pissed of face on and he was glaring at the two for their whining.
I glared at each and everything (including the two idiots) while saying, "Does anyone know where Itachi is?"
Kisame answered nervously, "He said he would be here late by just a bit. He texted me this morning. I'll go call him."
He left the room but I could hear him screaming from in here.
Deidara snapped his fingers and said, "Oh yeah, yeah! I'm also going to be late tomorrow."
Sasori raised his eyebrow, "And why is that?"
Deidara began to blush while Kisame grinned, "He's going on a date with Ino-san."
Deidara then sputtered, "Well, yeah! I just wanted to show her around an-"
Kisame then suddenly entered while saying, "Yeah right. You just want to see her again. And why the hell would you show her around!? She fucking lives in Konoha, dumbass!"
Sasori snapped, "You guys better shut up. I'm already stressed as it is."
'No kidding.'
When the two began to argue, I inwardly cursed at the world for giving me the worst idiot so of them all.
I then said, "That's it."
Sasori then got up and hit both idiots on the head with his fists as they began to argue some more.
"You're just jealous that I have a hot girlfriend, yeah!"
"Why would I want a blonde to remind me of you, huh!?"
"Cause I am way more cooler and awesome than you in almost every way, un!"
"Pshhht…Yeah right, girly man."
"Fishy breath!"
"Blondie!"
"Fishy-chan!"
"Baka!"
"Smurf!"
Kisame then roared, "That's it! No one calls me a smurf!"
He lunged at Deidara as they began to wrestle on the floor. They began to break things that I didn't know was even breakable.
When they hit a table, a photo suddenly flew out. I remember hiding that there since it had Sakura when she was about six years old being carried by both Sasori and me. It was one of the only times she was actually happy while Dad was alive.
As soon as it hit the floor I got up and ran for it. Sasori seemed confused for a moment, but when he saw what I was chasing for, he went in crazy mode. I grabbed the photo and tucked it in my shirt while Sasori went to beat up the two imbeciles who fucking dropped one of the most precious photos in the world!
By the time Sasori was done, both Kisame and Deidara were on the floor, clutching their heads and rocking back and forth. I stood beside Sasori, admiring his work when a knock on the door and a voice said, "Itachi-sama is here."
Both Sasori and me began to glare at the freaking man who caused all of this stupid shit to happen in the first place.
Yay! I finished another chapter. I feel so proud! *Starts taking a bow*
I will try to update my stories sooner. TRY!
Lots of Love and Gravy.
-CrazyTyper33