Ladies!
Merry Christmas! I'm sending you all this Christmas greeting to let you know that I'm off the market! Please don't cry. I know I can't believe it myself! But It happened Thanksgiving. I was bored with my usual choices of blondes and redheads so I went to Tender and swiped right on the most gorgeous brunette I'd ever seen. I must admit I was a bit surprised that she didn't want to get busy the first night, but apparently her best friend Angela felt she needed to loosen up a bit and put her in the hook up section of Tender without her knowledge.
Her name is Bella. She doesn't take any of my shit or call my cock 'Master' like I prefer. As a matter of fact, this picture was after our first night together, which took two weeks of dating! I've never waited so long to get laid in my life. I even went to the doctor for blue balls.
I know I haven't answered any of your text, phone calls, or even visits in some cases, sorry Kate. I know you were out in the cold for two hours, but really, you know the rules. No coming by unannounced, you have your own designated time slot for a reason! When you finally got the hint, and the blizzard chased you away, I had to prove my undying love to Bella.
Yes, I love her more than air, more than I love myself (which is a fucking lot!). She's everything, and I want to spend the rest of my shitty fucking life proving to her that I'm worth standing in her shadow. So, ladies, it's with a heavy heart that I say farewell. It's been great having you all as part of my roster. We've had good times together, but I've found something I never thought I'd ever have or want.
Love.
The Master will always remember the fun times, but from here on out he's a one-woman cock.
Merry Christmas, and I wish you all as much joy as my sexy ass girl brings me everyday.
Edward Masen