Spades ran onto the stage, carrying Cometblaze in her arms, "It's the last chapter!" she yelled, throwing the red cat onto M.C's chair, "It's the last chapter everyone, the last 'effing chapter! We're finally done!"
She fell to her knees, "I don't know whether I should be happy or sad."
"I'm neither," Cometblaze said, yawning and arching his back as he stretched, "I'm just taking this all in stride, I guess," he shrugged then raised an eyebrow at Spades who was laughing and crying as she rolled on the floor. "...that twoleg is just insane."
Sighing, he turned to the audience, "We chose not to do the Epilogue chapter, so if you want to read it, go check out the story. After this chapter, Spades and M.C will take a short break from new commentaries to finish up Burning My Immortal to the Ground and M.C's solo review Face The Strange Must Burn..." he trailed off and looked at the blonde, "Are majority of your reviews wielding fire related titles?"
"YES!"
Cometblaze again sighed, "All right, anyways, since she's still having an emotional breakdown like stage, I'll finish up the announcement," he decided, shrugging, "They've got two stories they have planned to review, a Gravity Falls story, and a Percy Jackson story. One of which is fifty chapters long, so they may go insane before they finish it."
"A VIRGIN GODDESS DOES NOT HAVE KIDS!" Spades screeched in rage, still rolling on the floor, "YOU DO NOT FUCK UP THE GREEK MYTHS! THAT IS CROSSING THE LINE!"
The red tom nodded, "Yeah, anyways...yeah," he said, not knowing what to say about that. He didn't know anything about Greek myths, "Anyways, if you guys have stories you want to suggest they review too, just send them a PM or tell them in a comment to one of their stories. That's the end of this announcement so..."
He trailed off as he leapt off his chair and walked to Spades, raising a paw, unsheathing his claws, Cometblaze waited until her face was open before he brought his paw down. Spades let out a cry of alarm and pain as he scratched her on the face, sitting up quickly and grasping at her face.
"What was that for?" She cried.
"We need you in the chair so we can do the review," Cometblaze said, leading her back to the chair.
Spades sat down and nodded, "Right, last chapter. Let's start!"
(A/N: Here we are at the exciting climax of the story. What will happen? Will Empressstar win the fight and save EmpireClan?)
I hope she doesn't win. That would be awful.
Chapter 19
Redkite and Firkit nd Tiggerkit joined teh fite helpping Tinsyheart fite 2 keep dem.
Nice kits, good kits.
Very good kits. Fight Empressstar! KILL HER!
Empressstar culd do nuthing mor than stand nd wotch in shok as her kits fite aginst her armi. "Ho cud u do dis 2 me? she whailed.
They did it because you're a StarClan awful mother and leader and cat.
Dumbissmart laughed. "Because they think you're insane and should not be a leader or a mother.
Exactly.
Lunamoon-...Empressstar is the craziest cat ever.
No, you want the craziest cat ever? You should read Starkits prophecy.
...I'd rather not.
Tansyheart is sane and she loves those kits. She's a much better mother and leader than you'll ever be!"
Tansyheart's a leader? When did this happen?
"u're EVIL!11!1!11" Empresspaw reelized. "U TUNRED MYE KITES AGANST ME!1111111"
She cares more about kites than her own kits.
It's sad, isn't it?
"I did, but I'm not evil. You are a tyrant and a Mary-sue.
She's a tyrant all right...what's a Mary-Sue again?
You have too many mates, one of which is our grandfather,
So...
Wrong...
and one of the others is dead!" her brother meowed.
She does not deserve Broken-baby!
"You don't even look like a normal cat. Cats can't have pink fur with golden stars or rainbow eyes.
Thank StarClan he added her horrendous appearance! I'm having nightmares of pink cats with rainbow eyes because of this story!
You don't deserve to be leader, and you especially do not get to unite the two Clans and name the new Clan after yourself!"
Clans must never be turned into one clan! They can be united temporarily, like to face a bigger enemy, but they must always return to being separate clans in the end!
Empressstar cud not tak it animor. She leeped at he brodder ready to kill him ounce and 4 all. But Tansyheart and Star and Mallow and Redkit and Firekit and Tigerkit and Doctorwho all rushed to defend Dumbissmart.
They all love him, not you.
Efen Majesticexcellency wo had ounce nelgected her sun cam in his defense know.
Finally his mum is there for him.
Den in a suprising turn in events Ashfone and Blueberry and Firestrom and Wodflame and Sunmuffin and Tacobreathe all joined in the fite aainst Empressstar as weel.
That's...surprising...what's a phone? No one's told me yet.
It was Empressglitter and Whitkite aganst everione else. Dey culd nut fight them all. Dumbissmart finallly pined his sitter to the grund glaring down at her. "You see, sister, this is a trollfic,
Oh no! He's breaking the fourth wall!
...but he hasn't broken any walls, how can a cat break a wall?
which means you are too perfect, have too many mates, and everyone is supposed to love you. Unfortunately, the author has decided to twist the ending and not make you a hero.
Is this still breaking a fourth wall?
Yes, yes it is! Get your helmets, it's a wrecking ball against the wall!
I am the real hero. You are going to die, and the Clans will be better off without you!"
That we can all agree on.
Everyone will be happier once she's gone.
"u cant do DIS 2 ME!1111!" Empressssstar cryed.
He just did, Empressstar.
Dumbissmart bent don and bit her throte a fatal blow. "I just did," he murmured as she died. "EmpireClan is no more."
Woot! Party time!
Let's celebrate.
Let's invite Naverok.
Let's not.
(A/N: I'll put the epilogue up in a moment.)
And we won't do the epilogue.
Thank's for reading this, everyone. I hope you all had as much fun as we did.
