So I got a request for a Zetsu and Tobi pairing. Anyone else agree? I've recently started drinking Chai Tea like a maniac and then the guy I like said something really cute to me and I was like "OH LORD YOU HAVE SMILED UPON ME!" Yes, so it was a very good day and I thought I would share my happiness with you. :) Enjoy!
"Deidara..." I mumbled, watching him twitch even more than yesterday.
He had begun twitching and moving around, he even opened his eyes once, but I wasn't home. Pein told me he was conscious but his eyes had opened and dramatically searched the room then closed again. I hadn't left his side, he got sick a week ago and I even asked if we could take him to the hospital but Pein keeps insisting he'll be fine as soon as we can give him the antidote. I sat at the desk and was drawing in Dei's extra book. I had drawn multiple pictures of him and each one in a different style. The first one was still life and the others looked like different comic styles. I was now finishing up his chibi version.
"Naruto..." Deidara croaked.
I spun and dropped the book, looking at my sleeping prince. His eyes were groggy and open, and he smiled weakly at me. I hastily grabbed the antidote and put it by his mouth.
"Drink this." I whispered.
Deidara quickly swallowed all of it and coughed at the end. He looked back over at me, weak and pale.
"Naruto..." He grumbled.
"Don't talk, you'll waste energy." I smiled at him.
Thank god he finally woke up!
"Naruto..." He kept whispering.
He held his arms open, acting like a child that wants to be picked up.
"Do you want me to pick you up?" I asked.
Dei nodded and opened his eyes more, showing he was slowly waking up.
"Ok, I'll try." I reached under him and slowly pulled him up into my arms.
He coughed and I walked him to the door.
"Where do you want to go?" I asked.
"Bath." He croaked.
"Ok." I quickly and carefully maneuvered down the hall and up the stairs to the bathroom.
I sat him in the bathtub/shower and told him to "stay" as I ran to Pein and told him what was going on.
When I came back Deidara was shirtless and trying his hardest to slip his pants off.
"Deidara!" I ran to him and closed the door with my foot.
He looked at me slowly and watched me as I helped him undress. I grabbed his bathing suit from the cupboard and let him take his underwear off and slip that on. I looked the other way and waited for him to tell me when he was done.
Once he was done I helped him sit forward and I too changed into a bathing suit. I jumped into the back of the tub behind him and turned the water on, making sure it was warm before putting the stopper in.
"Naruto..." Deidara whispered.
"Don't worry, I'll wash you." I mumbled and felt my cheeks heat as I grabbed the shampoo bottle.
I drenched his hair and then put a small squirt of shampoo together in my hands, scrubbing it into a sticky looking foam. I lathered it into his hair and scratched his scalp, making it as clean as I do my own hair. I rinsed that out and grabbed the conditioner, rubbing that into his luscious blonde hair. Once that too was rinsed out and going down the drain I grabbed the soap and a hand towel, I rubbed the soap into the towel and slowly rubbed Deidara's back, lathering the soap. I slowed but kept going. I made him lift his arms and I scrubbed his chest without looking. When I was done I rinsed him and stood, a pool of water splashing down from my trunks. I stepped from the bath and dried off my torso and legs, changing into my pajama pants discreetly.
He's so weak... I wonder if he will be back to normal soon.
I didn't have time to put a shirt on because Deidara began trying to stand.
"Hold on!" I ran to him and went under his arm, helping him stand.
"I'm...so... weak..." He gasped, completely out of breath.
"I know, you'll feel better eventually." I smiled and helped him out of the bathtub.
We stood in the middle of the room and I helped him get dressed. When he was finally done we left the room and I helped him go down the stairs. It took a long time as we had moving at the speed of a turtle. His breathing was fast as if he had been running. We made it to our room and I helped him sit on the bed.
"You okay?" I asked, grabbing a water bottle.
"I...Hope... so..." He heaved.
"I do too..." I handed him the water.
He took the water and smiled weakly at me, "I'm sorry I made you worry." He gasped.
"It was no problem... you make me worry no matter what..." I sighed.
Deidara laughed a little, "How long was I out?"
"Over a week." I looked at him worried.
"Really?!" He looked surprised.
"Yea..." I grumbled, looking at the floor sadly.
"No wonder why I feel so hyper right now." His voice smoothed out back to normal.
"Hyper?" I asked, surprised.
"Yea, I feel so full of energy!" He laughed.
"Oh." I smiled at him.
"What did you do while I slept?" Deidara narrowed his eyes.
"Uhh..." I looked at the end of the bed that had a pillow and blanket on the floor. It was surrounded by ramen noodle bowls and water bottles.
I looked at the floor to see the sketchbook flopped down there, I picked it up and returned it to the desk. Deidara watched me softly.
A cunning smile came to his face, "Naruto, I'm kinda hungry." He complained slightly.
"Oh right! Let me go get you something!" I smiled and hurried out of the room.
I need to get back before he does what he wants.
I grabbed a bowl and filled it full of goldfish and went quickly back to the room. I found Deidara trying to reach the sketchbook without standing up. His finger grazed the brim and he flopped it closer to him until it was in his hand.
I ran in and put the bowl down before lunging for the book, "Don't look in it!" I yelled.
"It's my book, yeah!" He yelled back, swinging the book around and out of my reach.
"But-" I started but was smothered in the face with a pillow.
"It's mine! I get to look at it yeah!" Deidara pushed me off the bed.
Where the hell did all this energy come from?!
I heard the sound of pages being flipped and I removed the pillow to see pure shock on Deidara's face. I dug my face into the pillow and scooted away from the bed, feeling my face heat.
"Naru-kun, did you draw these?" He asked, not hiding his shock.
"Y-Yea..." I muffled into the pillow.
"I didn't know you could draw like this..." He whispered, more pages flipping.
I felt like my face was on fire, "I'm going to get some water." I stood and took a step or two towards the door before a hand wrapped around my wrist.
"Naruto." Deidara whispered.
"Do you want one too?" I asked, not feeling courageous enough to look at him.
"These drawings are nothing to be ashamed of, un." He giggled.
"Do you want a water or not?" I asked.
"No, but I do want something." I could hear the smile in his tone.
"If I can get it I'll bring it, what do you need?" I asked, turning my head to show him my ear as in I was listening.
"It's already here, yeah." He snickered lightly.
"Where is it?" I asked, looking around the room.
"In your pants." Deidara whispered by my ear.
"Huh?!" I spun to look at him, only to flung on the bed.
Deidara pinned me down and smiled broadly. Then pressed his lips roughly against mine, making me moan loudly.
"I've wanted this so much!" He smothered into the kiss.
I put my hands against his shirt and gripped it tightly.
"Baka!" I pushed away for some air.
Deidara brought me into a tight hug.
"I've been waiting to wake up for so long, I guess my mind got lost. I couldn't hold back, forgive me?" Deidara whispered into my ear, snuggling his head against mine.
I felt cold tears pool against my eyes painfully and stream lightly down my cheeks.
Deidara pulled away and looked at me shocked, "Naru-"
"I thought you weren't going to wake up!" I cried, my lip quivered and my nose sniffled.
"I will always wake to see your face every day, yeah." He smiled and hugged me again.
"Deidara." A voice growled by the door.
We both stiffened and looked at the door wide eyed. Sasori stood in the doorway, his fists clenched and his eyes hidden by his hair.
"Sasori-danna?" I asked, pushing Deidara off reluctantly.
"We all thought you were dead... BAKA!" Sasori came charging into the room and wrapped his arms around Deidara, but got me caught as well.
"Sorry, sorry." Deidara laughed.
Sasori cried into Deidara's back.
"Dei nii-san?!" A high shrill voice cried and suddenly a ton of weight was added to the pile of people.
"Tobi?!" Sasori growled.
"Can't breathe!" I gasped.
"Deidara!" Two more people jumped on.
"Itachi...! Kisame...!" I huffed.
"Guys! We're dying here!" Deidara huffed.
"I'm the one dying...! Ba...ka...!" I gasped.
"Huhh? The Smart ass is still alive?!" Hidan roared at the door.
The sound of footsteps came running and he jumped on the top.
"UHH!" We all exclaimed.
"I'm going to die for real this time!" Deidara growled and slightly lifted some weight off me.
I took in a deep breath for everyone to fall back on me and the breathe exploded out of me with a loud POOF!
"Naruto!" Sasuke came running around the lump of bodies to me.
"Sas-u-ke..!" I coughed and could barely see him from the cloth of hands.
"I'll get you out!" Sasuke leaned into all the hands reached around me.
His hands went under my armpits and his head went against my neck.
"I will get you back." He whispered maniacally into my ear.
Please don't try and rape me again!
He pulled and intense pain came through my body.
"Ahhh!" I screamed.
"Naruto!" Deidara yelled and pushed on the bed and lifted everyone off me.
Sweat dripped off him and onto my face, "Are...you..okay?" He looked at me weakly, his face getting red.
"I'm okay now." I coughed.
"Sasuke, pull him out, then get all these idiots off me." Deidara growled and his elbows shook.
"Got it!" Sasuke pulled me out and the second my body escaped Deidara fell again.
"Dediara!" I yelled after him.
"Naruto, we need to remove everyone." Sasuke made me face him.
"Ok, let's do-" I started to move, but Sasuke pressed his lips against mine.
He kept pressing harder and harder into me, causing a moan to escape my mouth.
"Sasuke..." Deidara gasped.
His lips were soft and tasted like something of sweet nature.
I moaned as his hands wandered around me. I pushed against him and eventually got back when he growled.
"Don't fight me." He growled, then sneered, "Let it happen."
"No!" I yelled and kicked him where it hurt.
He groaned and clutched his crotch. I roughly ran to the pile and began pulling bodies away. I found Deidara at the bottom, unconscious.
GOD DAMN! NOT AGAIN!