"Do you think having intercourse with your daughter-in-law is legal?" Izuru flinches at the question just asked.

"Why all of a sudden you want to know THAT?!"

"I'm just wondering." A paper airplane flies to him.

To everyone: What did you feel about Remina?(Honestly i puked when i saw that thing and let not forget about that guy that got his head melted into a soup...or the other disturbing thing...bwg)

"Well... I have no answer for this since... WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE F*BLEEP* YOU'RE F*BLEEP*ING TALKING ABOUT! I have no flying f*bleep*ing idea what is this show or manga or game!"

"Calm down, nothing to get riled up all about."

"I feel so stupid not knowing half of the things that come out of this place. That's it! I'm going to Mexico!" Takasugi drags a suitcase and begins stuffing things in.

"Why are you going halfway around the world to Mexico?"

"I heard that's where Americans go when they want to leave every thing behind in America."

"We're not in America. Japan is an island country. Where are you considering to go?"

"Fine, Australia! I get to live with kangaroos!"

"It has crocodiles."

"South Korea, I get to meet Psy."

"North Korea."

"China. There's a toilet-themed restaurant there."

"Japan already has them here."

"Oh, f*bleep* it! Forget it! Next paper!"

So, the Xtreme Legends characters FINALLY got out of their mannequins! I have more questions too...

1. For Zhao Yun: Which Pokémon card do you like the most?
2. For Lu Lingqi: Who is your rival? Who is your best friend? (In the DW cast)
3. For Xing Cai: Since when did you have a flower garden? Also, do you actually abuse Liu Shan?

Zhao Yun answers, "It's hard to choose... Raquaza."

"It expected that one to be Zhuge Liang's, but he doesn't know a thing about Pokemon. So, thinking about selling those-"

"No."

"Worth a shot. Okay, let's break out one of the fresh out-of-the-mannequin-GAH!" Lu Lingqi punches him in the face.

"That's for not including airholes."

"You don't NEED air!" Lu Lingqi clears her throat. "A rival, hm? It's Guan Yinping since she didn't let take my father's horse back." She turns to Guan Yinping with a determined stare."Okay, okay, quit creeping the little girl out! He hehe..." Takasugi pushes Lu Lingqi slowly away from Guan Yinping. "Xing Cai? You?"

"I don't have a flower garden nor abuse Liu Shan..."

"We all know that's a lie."

"Fine, I do. I said abusing Liu Shan to cover that fact up."

"Yay, we're done." A paper flies into his face.

"Okay, okay!"

WANTED
1)XANA(Code Lyoko)
Reward:10,000 gold(He must die)
2)Orochimaru(Naruto series)
Reward:10,000 gold(Die)
3)Naomi Nakashima(Corpse Party:Musume)
Reward:100,000 gold(Alive)
4)Sugou(Sword Art Online)
Reward:150,000 gold(Dead or Alive)
5)The Humonculus(Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood)
Reward:500,000 gold(All dead)
6)Wesker(Resident Evil)
Reward:10,000,000 gold(Death)
7)Palpatine(Star War)
Reward:250,000,000(Death)
8)Star Wolf(Star Fox Series)
Reward:60,000,000 gold(Alive)
9)Yuuya Kizami(Corpse Party)
Reward:900,000(Dead or Alive)
10)Sachiko Shinozaki(Corpse Party)
Reward:650,000,000(Death)

WARNING
ALL THREATH LEVEL ARE HIGH,USE OF DEATHLY FORCE IS AUTORIZE

2-Watch Sono Hanabira,Body Transfer and play Xennotake.
3-Sing Undo by Cool Joke and/or Rewrite by Kung Fu Generation.
4-All must play Total War.
5-Make a Honest trailer of Corpse Party.

"Please stop spamming with this. These are fake people, so what's the point of hunting them down? The second request I have no f*bleep*ing idea what they are even are. We can't sing since this is written. No one likes to read lyrics, they want it heard. Video game characters playing games. Wow... And I cannot make a f*bleep*ing honest trailer about something I don't know s*bleep* about!"

"What's gotten into you?!"

"I'm just... A little pissed about something..."

"What is it?"

"YOU DIDN'T ANSWER THE QUESTION FROM THE BEGINNING!"

"What?! You're mad because I didn't answer whether or not doing your daugther-in-law is legal?!"

"Yes!"

"That's the weirdest thing you've ever asked! What brought this into your head?"

"I suspect the whole Sima family is committing several acts of incest..."

"WHAT?! Why..? I don't even..."

"It's Game of Thrones in that house! I've seen the pictures!"

"Show one."

"Here." Izuru looks at the picture disgustingly. "This is fanart. I'm sad to admit it, but the fans make them go for each other like a group of horny teenagers."

"How would you know?!"

"They got Sima Yi's facial structure wrong. He doesn't look THAT much like a woman. He's not that skinny, and they got the hat wrong."

"Who cares about the hat?!"

"Getting the hat right proves it is legitimate. And... take this abomination back... About that question..."

"Yes? You know?"

"In legal terms, yes since she's not your blood. In moral terms, no since she's your son's wife. Why did you-" Takasugi holds up a picture in Izuru's face.

"AHH! What the *bleep*!"

"THIS. This is why I asked! This world has came to the point where a guy can't walk out of his house without worrying his wife might sleep with his father! Now I'm really moving to Mexico!" He gets the suitcase and begins packing. A paper airplane flies towards him, but Takasugi takes it and throws it in the opposite direction it came from.

"You're not."

"Yeah, you're right..." He throws the suitcase over his shoulder and it hits Cao Pi. "Gah! Watch where you're throwing!"

"I was. I'm just so disturbed with Sima Yi making googly eyes at Wang Yuanji in this weird-ass-as-f***ing-hell comic. I mean... Ew. Just ew. She touched Sima Zhao. He's covered in who-knows-what." He shudders. "I haven't been this disturbed since I found out about the Sima YiXCao Pi fandom..."

"Really? That is what disturbs you? All of your pervy tactics are totally not creepy but those are?"

"Yes! Sima Yi is pretty much older than 70% of the characters here. The ones that beat him by age is Jia Xu ,Fa Zheng, Cao Cao, Huang Zhong, blah, blah. It's just creepy for him to be stuck onto Cao Pi like some horny schoolgirl. He's older than him also. 24, my ass! He's about 35." The portal echoes, "You don't have to put so much emphasis on my age..."

"Oh yes, we do! I bet you're thinking of getting into the pants of every woman in Jin! And there's only two... You got into one, so the other."

"...No... Ew... No! Yuanji? NO! EW, ew, eeeewwww! She touched Zhao! I'm not touching or getting what he has!" Wang Yuanji and Sima Zhao make blank faces that pretty much say they were offended.

"You consider me disgusting?"

"Even though you're my daughter-in-law, I will be honest towards you like everyone else. And yes, someone who has been in bed with Zhao is someone I don't want to exactly touch."

"Ok, ok. You've made your point. Can you get back on-topic? You're ranting whether or not Sima Yi is gay, a pedophile, or just plain sex-crazed."

"Yeah, I bet he's crawling in STD's right now. We should get him snipped like the rest of the characters."

"Snipped?"

"You know? Cut his egg roll? Chop the ol' sperm tube? Neuter him?" Izuru chokes at the words said. "Egg roll?"

"Yes, he's Chinese, so egg roll. If I were talking about Samurai Warriors, I would have said "sushi roll."

"Ugh, just continue..."

"The cast is infertile except Jin."

"Why?"

"We ran out of money and we had to choose Shu or Jin to get their things snipped. I think you know who we chose."

"What happened to the women?"

"They're fine. We just did the guys since it cost less and was easier."

"What if-"

"No. We have to take precautions. Some day some fangirl to going to run up on here and beg for Cao Pi's or Lu Xun's... er... stuff... And we're not having 20 babies with Cao Pi's frowny face. I mean, that'll look awful."

"Did ANY of the characters approve?"

"More like disapprove. You should have seen Cao Cao in the doctor's office."

*Flashback*

Cao Cao was crying while his knees.

"AAAAAAAH! My babies! My beautiful unborn babies! AAUUUAAH!"

*End*

"More or less like that."

"That's because you took away their masculinity."

"Ugh... fine... We didn't exactly have enough money to do it anyway."

"Okay, okay! Get back onto the topic-"

"What topic? This is just a random place to talk in. This go on as long as-"

*TV static*

Sometimes I wonder what has this world come to after I accidentally came across incest fanart with the DW characters. Yes, there is a couple of (disgusting as f*bleep*) Sima YiXwhoeverthathasinteractedwithhimand thatincludesYuanji that I wish I didn't see.