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Tsuna: You're going to pay for this!
-Me-: Why?~ It was only a play!~
Tsuna: IT WAS EMBARRASSING!
-Me-: Says who~?
Tsuna: ME! AND WHY'D YOU EVEN APPEAR?!
-Me-: Because it's fun!~
Tsuna: BUT!- *blah blah blah*

-Me-: Okay, now to ignore him. So i'd like to thank everyone once again for the reviews! XD So enjoy SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT chapter! Since I have ran out of ideas. I suggest you request. :3

"Uh... what brings the two of you here?" Tsuna opened the door revealing two of his worst, no... two of his deadliest guardians. "Why are you wearing pajamas even though you're already in your office?" Hibari pointed at Tsuna.

Tsuna looked down only to realize this. "Oh! Haha... just... realized it... y'know..." Tsuna blushed as he immediately grabbed a coat from his drawer and wore it.

"Before you say whatever you need to say, I suggest you get in." Tsuna signaled his hands to the door, and the two went inside and sat down on the floor. Tsuna sat down in front of them and signaled them to continue.

"It's about the adoption-thingie." Hibari muttered, Tsuna gave them a poker face. Tsuna immediately grabbed a list and checked it thoroughly with the most serious expression he could have.

"I'm pretty sure I didn't send adoption papers..."

"NO! NOT THAT!" Mukuro facepalmed making Tsuna secretly chuckle as he threw the empty piece of paper to the trashcan. Fooled'ya.

"We... thought about it... and... decided that... we will finally agree... to be your-"

"Son!" Tsuna cut them off and smiled so brightly at them.

Oh wait, smiled EVILLY at them.

"I think I take that back." Mukuro and Hibari immediately demanded.

"No can do!~ You just signed a contract!" Tsuna laughed as he raised a piece of paper with two pieces of paper each with their sign.

"HUH!? WHEN- YOU- WHA-!?" Mukuro was at loss of words. When somebody knocked on Tsuna's door.

Tsuna opened it revealing the bucking horse Dino, "I just wanted to say that I wanted to be the uncle!"

And behind him was Iemitsu, "I'm finally a grandfather!" the two blondes laughed at each other before saying good bye to Tsuna who shut the door immediately.

"So. You're still going to take that back?" Tsuna got a baseball bat, a pineapple, and Hibari's former Disciplinary band that was displayed in his room.

The two gulped. "Of course not." The two then ran away and shut the door.

Tsuna sighed as the pineapple, baseball bat, and band disappeared. "Thanks a lot Chrome." Chrome who was behind the window all the time appeared and nodded before jumping off to whatever she wanted to do.

Tsuna kept the papers with their signs on it in a box. "Those guys didn't notice that this was their oath to being a Guardian didn't they."

Tsuna looked down to see his clothes again, he blushed and flew out of his window to get some clothes.

Akiko (Remember? The chef who took a day off on which the guardians ended up destroying Tsuna's stomach?)was just on her way to the Vongola HQ but was stopped by Tsuna who ran while shouting her name.

"Buona giornata a voi Decimo." Akiko happily greeted Tsuna who greeted back in Japanese. "I'm sorry but could I take over the kitchen from morning to afternoon?" Tsuna pleaded while Akiko just smiled at her boss.

"Ma Ovviamente!" (But Of Course!)Akiko answered while Tsuna smiled. "Thanks!" Tsuna ran off back to the building.

"Oh mi manca la cucina deliziosa del Decimo!" (Oh I miss Decimo's delicious cooking!) Akiko clapped in joy as she headed to the building with Tsuna.

"I wonder why I didn't answer in Italian awhile ago?" Tsuna wondered while he headed for the kitchen.

Do you guys know how much passionate Tsuna is in cooking? One time he sued a man for burning Roast Beef, yes Mukuro helped him change the law.

As soon as Tsuna arrived in the kitchen, he remembered everything that happened when Akiko wasn't there.

"Imma cook... Bircher muesli with rhubarb and sweet dukkah!~" Umm... what?

Tsuna grabbed oats, fresh orange juice, a granny smith apple, a Greek-style yogurt, Honey, Sweet Dukkah, a bunch of rhubarb stems, brown sugar and a cinnamon quill. In a less than a minute, Tsuna peeled and roughly grated the Granny Smith Apple, cut each Rhubarb stem in to 3cm long EXACTLY and measured everything in to a cup. Yes, less than 30 seconds apparently. He placed the oats and the orange juice in a bowl and started stirring it, he covered this and used Zero Point Breakthrough on it before placing it aside. He grabbed the other ingredients and combined them in a baking dish together with the Rhubarb. He preheated the oven to 190°C and placed the Rhubarb in there for 10 minutes. After doing all that, he grabbed the frozen bowl and... unfroze it when he added the grated apple and yoghurt on it.

He put the Rhubarb on a bowl and the other on another bowl. He put cinnamon powder and sugar on another bowl and mixed it before placing it on a plate.

Oh yeah, I forgot, he made enough for everyone in the HQ, I meant it, EVERYONE.

Okay, what the heck did you just cook again?

Tsuna snapped his fingers, and as soon as he snapped it, men in suits appeared out of nowhere and got three dishes on each of the trays on each of their hands and went out to the dining hall.

Tsuna hummed while he removed his apron and folded it properly before placing it on top of the table beside him and ran to the dining hall.

"You're late." Reborn muttered when Tsuna arrived at the dining hall, "Hahaha! Sorry!" Tsuna sat down, as he looked at the dish in front of him. 'I've never really eaten food which i've cooked myself...' Tsuna just stared at it blankly.

"Haha! Are you surprised too Tsuna? I can't believe Akiko-san cooked something grand and EXTREMELY delicious for us today!" Yamamoto laughed while smiling at Akiko who was about to put a spoon on her mouth when she blushed slightly.

"Oh no! I wasn't the one who cooked this!" Akiko finally spoke in Japanese.

"Well that explains the different kind of food today." Hibari muttered out.

Tsuna immediately looked up the ceiling with his cheeks reeeaaal pink.

"Then who did?" Mukuro asked.

"It was Vongola Decimo himself!" Akiko smiled at Tsuna who was still staring at the ceiling.

Everyone dropped their spoons, including Reborn, Iemitsu, Dino, Dino's men, and the rest of the Arcobaleno.

"YOU COOKED THIS?!" Mukuro and Hibari stood up in disbelief, the food tasted too good! It tasted better tha star restaurant!

Tsuna didn't answer and continue staring up at the ceiling.

'The ceiling's so pretty...' Tsuna's face flushed red.

"Why did you cook Tsuna?" Reborn asked as he glared at Tsuna who was just looking at the ceiling.

Tsuna knew Reborn could read his mind so he just spoke in his mind, 'I felt like cooking because I was happy about this morning.'

Reborn raised an eyebrow, "What do you mean this morning?"

Tsuna flushed pink this time. 'When Hibari and Mukuro agreed to be my son!'

Reborn flicked his hat away, "HIBARI AND MUKURO AGREED TO BE YOUR SON!? AND YOU COOKED BECAUSE OF THAT?!"

Everyone spit out what was on their mouth, mostly Hibari and Mukuro.

Tsuna flushed white and fainted on the spot as he fell down from his chair.

"OTOU-SAN!" Mukuro and Hibari shouted.

"Otou...san?" Gokudera stared at Mukuro and Hibari with a poker face.

Mukuro and Hibari flushed red and immediately covered their mouths. The two of them ran away from the dining hall.

"Moretti, Colonello, and Tumeric, carry Tsuna to the infirmary, the rest continue their breakfast." Iemitsu glared at everyone who decided to eat while the others carried out the given instructions.