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A/N:
LMAO! Wow, you guys sure would love to give Emmett a spanking for his recent behavior! I promise you, Bella will get him back.
Thank you so very much for the encouraging reviews! It is a very chilly, windy, rainy Forks kind of day here today and that actually made writing this very easy.
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Previously:
When we arrived back at the house it wasn't long before the sky let loose and a steady rain poured down. We all seemed very tired from all the fresh air and decided to head off to sleep. Rose helped me to make sure all the doors were locked. I didn't complain as everyone went back to the rooms we shared as couples. I figured I had given Edward enough backup in case he might need it. So I was going to do my best to give him a break. I wonder if he found what I had tucked under his pillow?
"EMMETT!" Bella's voice echoed though the halls. Oh, oh…wrong pillow!
BPOV
I was so angry to find out Emmett had been giving Edward little gifts all day. That was just absurd! I don't know how Edward could be so calm about all of this.
"How can he….that is just….Oh.My.God!" I couldn't even finish a sentence. "I try to get comfortable, put my hands under the pillow, and…WTF!"
Maybe having Edward's arms around me served more than one purpose. As we lay on his bed in the spoon position I could feel him giggling against my back. His arms wrapped tighter around me whenever I tried to get up.
"This is so not funny! I am going to shred him first, jump on the pieces and then burn him! Let me up Edward!" I was fuming.
"Bella honey, its okay. I think your brother is actually finding a way to let go of being your protector. Just let him do whatever he needs to feel better so we won't have him acting like your guard dog anymore. He really means well." His breath was warm against my neck as he tried to calm me down.
"Well, it would be nice to not have him giving us the death stare all the time." I started to calm down as I snuggled back against him feeling his arms relax a bit. "Mmm…this is nice."
"Bella…" Edward whispered in my ear as he trailed kisses down my neck. "I love you."
"Oh Edward," I rolled onto my back so I could look up into his eyes. "I love you too."
I pulled his lips down to mine and kissed him with enough passion to show him exactly how much I meant those words. My fingers trailed through his unruly bronze hair as he let his hand slide down and pull me onto my side so we were facing each other. Our kisses became more intense as I draped my leg over his hip pressing myself into him. The sound of the pouring rain on the roof intensified our mood.
"Ahhh, you're going to drive me crazy aren't you?" He asked then pulled me on top of his chest.
I took advantage of having the upper hand and yanked both of his arms up over his head as my lips found their way down his neck to his collar bone.
"Mmm…" I couldn't even talk as I sucked on his neck and then let my tongue trail its way back up to his lips. The rest of my body rubbed seductively against him.
"Yes, you are definitely driving me crazy." He panted and rolled us over quickly so I was now on the bottom. He stared deeply into my eyes.
"Umm…Edward…you seem very, very happy to be on top." I blushed up at him wiggling to adjust where the hardness was pushing into my groin.
"Oh geez, I am so sorry," He reached down and I felt him fumble in his pants. I felt myself blush even more, if at all possible, as he pulled his hand up holding something in front of me. "Pocket knife."
"That's a pretty big knife you got there." I said and burst into laughter. His eyebrows furrowed together as he gave me a warning look.
"Do I scare you?" He asked. His voice became very sultry.
"The only thing I'm scared of is losing you." My eyes burned deep into his soul as these words left my mouth.
Edward looked down at me and opened his mouth to say something but instead his lips crashed into mine. I felt every bit of his desire grow as we hungrily explored each others mouths. Our tongues stroked each other like we couldn't get enough and we were gasping for air as his kisses moved to my cheeks, chin, nose, eyes and forehead.
"Bella, you will never lose me. I will never let you go." Edward wrapped his arms around me very securely as we rolled to the side holding each other tight.
"Wait" I said pressing him onto his back and positioning myself on top of him once more. "You didn't put that pocket knife back in your pants again did you?"
"No Love, THAT would be me." He smirked and I saw a blush brighten his cheeks this time.
As we giggled together I rolled off of him too late to realize there was no longer a bed beneath me. Edward grabbed for me quickly and I'm not sure how he was able to move so fast, but he pulled me into him as we both fell together. I was cushion from hitting the hard floor as I landed on top of him.
"Uhh…" he groaned when his back hit the floor. His arms never let loose of their hold on me.
"Edward! Oh my gosh! I am so sorry. Are you okay?" I knew it had to hurt falling from the high bed without being able to brace himself. He didn't answer and his arms stayed firmly around me. "Edward? Open your eyes? Are you okay?"
"I think…I need…mouth to mouth." He whispered and his mouth curled up into that sexy crooked smile.
"Whatever you need." I answered him. I gladly assaulted his lips with mine and ran my fingers through his hair. His hands slid down my back and pulled my hips into him. No that is not a pocket knife.
"Bella, you realize you're giving me sex hair?" He breathed heavily against my neck.
"Oh bite me." I moaned as I tried to sound sassy.
"Whatever you want." He growled letting his teeth graze my neck and collarbone before I felt the pressure of his mouth sucking on my skin. It felt so good.
"Edwa…ohh!" my hands still in his hair, pulled his head tight against me as I felt the tingles trail all the way through my body to my toes.
I couldn't help but grind myself into him. His hands helped to move my hips back and forth. I saw the glazed look in his eyes as he looked back up at me. I knew my eyes must have looked the same way to him. Lightning flash above us through the skylight and we could feel the rumble of thunder soon after.
"We need to get somewhere more comfortable." Edward said. He sat us up together and I heard a small groan.
"Are you sure you're okay?" I asked with concern in my voice.
"I guess my back is a bit sore from hitting the floor." He grimaced as he moved.
"Let me help you up." I offered as I stood up in front of him pulling his arms.
I tugged hard bracing myself to pull up his weight. I didn't count on him being able to get up so quickly and as I pulled him against me I lost my balance tripping backward till we fell into the wall.
"Oh Bella, did you bump your head? I slid my arm behind you but I should have been more careful that you didn't hit your head." He looked at me with worried eyes.
"I'm okay, really." I said. I was pressed against the wall with his arm around the small of my back. "I need to put on something more comfortable. Will you help me get out of these clothes?"
His response was like a deep growl in his chest as his eyes raked over my body. Placing his hands down at his sides he moved them over the outside of my thigh and very slowly dragged them up to my waist. He stared into my eyes as I felt his fingers brush my skin while he slowly dragged the bottom of my shirt up to just below my bra. A small squeak escaped my lips as his hands continued brushing up the front of my chest until my shirt was lifted over my head and dropped to the floor. His eyes roamed down to my lacy bra and I heard a hitch in his breath when he positioned his hands over the clasp.
"May I?" He asked looking back at my smiling face.
"Please" I whispered as I grabbed onto his hips with both hands to steady my weakening legs.
I watched his face when I felt the clasp release. His eyes closed slowly and his breathing became shaky as his hands moved over my swells. He must have been able to feel the beat of my heart as it thundered loudly in my ears. Almost louder than the thunder outside.
As he trailed his hands back down my stomach my body trembled under his touch. I know I was breathing loudly in anticipation of his next movement. When his fingers slipped into the waist band of my shorts, my grip tightened on his hips and I pulled him into me trapping his hands in place.
"Now you're driving me crazy Edward." I panted and urged his lips down to mine. His kiss was like a firework of passion. My hands moved past his hips and grabbed his backside making him jump.
"Mmm…Bella, I can't move my hands." He mumbled between kisses. "I want to see the rest of your beautiful body."
I let my hold on him loosen moving my hands up to his shoulders. He slid his hands between my shorts and my panties letting them glide very slowly down the front of my pelvis to the inside of my thighs as my shorts dropped to the floor. His fingers drifting back up the way they came and then across my stomach and around to my back.
"Oh…please…stop…teasing me." I groaned. "You have no idea what's going through my mind right now."
"I know what's going through my mind." His glazed eyes sparkled with desire.
I trembled as his hands slid down my back and into my panties cupping my bottom and pulling me up to his waist. I wrapped my legs around him as my hands found their favorite place in his hair. When I pulled his face to mine his lips brushed my mouth and he slid his tongue along my jaw, down my neck and over my chest to my very perky buds. He circled his tongue around each of them and smiled as I squirmed in his arms. We were staring into each other's eyes when the next burst of lightning flashed, casting a pale glow over his face. Whoa, Vampire!
"So, are you sleeping like this?" He asked with a smirk.
"Umm…I was hoping to borrow another one of your shirts." I said as I fluttered my lashes at him.
"Well, I have some in the dresser. If you like I can get one for you." He scanned my body as he held me almost naked against the wall.
"Actually, I would rather have this one." I answered pulling at the shirt he was wearing.
"That means I would have to put you down. You better hold on tight." I wrapped my arms around his neck as he whirled me around.
He quickly moved to the bed and bent forward laying me carefully on my back. His hands were now pressed into the bed on each side of my shoulders. Those gorgeous, emerald green eyes never breaking contact with mine. My hands grabbed the hem of his shirt and I slipped my fingers underneath. While I slowly slid my hands up his abs and across his chest he reached his arms up so I could pull the shirt over his head. Dropping it on the bed next to me, I grabbed his shoulders and urged him down until his bare chest was pressing against mine.
"Edward, you're so warm." I breathed into his ear then ran my tongue along it. His hands roamed up my sides leaving a trail of Goosebumps as he pulled us both further up onto the bed. "Please kiss me." I begged him.
"I won't stop until I take your breath away." He moaned and then pressed his lips to mine as lightning and thunder rumbled loudly all around us.
I almost didn't notice the bedside lamp blink out and then come back on a moment later. I was lost in the passion as our bodies rubbed against each other and our hands roamed hungrily. A few minutes later lightning stuck again causing a loud crack, hum and popping sound from a transformer somewhere near by. Suddenly we were enveloped in darkness. Edward's lips pulled away from mine when we heard a loud scream. I jumped beneath him and he pulled us both up from the bed.
"ALICE!" We shouted together.
"Oh my gosh! Something's wrong." I trembled as Edward pulled away from me.
"Here put this on!" He put his shirt in my hands then ran over to the window. "And make sure it's not inside out."
I pulled my shorts back on while Edward grabbed a new shirt out of his drawer. Then he came back over to me wrapping his arm around my waist and we ran out to the hall and down the stairs. The sound of quickly approaching foot fall alerted us just before we literally ran into Rose and Emmett.
"Someone help me!" Alice's voice cried from the direction of Jasper's room.
JPOV
The sound of the rain was very calming. I tried hard to focus on that as Alice straddled my hips. It felt like heaven.
"How does that feel? Am I rubbing the right spot?" She asked. Her voice was like the sound of angels and the touch of her hands, like an electric current to every part of my body.
I had pulled a muscle in my back while I was helping to move some equipment on the boat. I think Emmett was actually giving me the heavy end on purpose. I'm not complaining anymore though. Lying on your stomach in bed, with a beautiful pixie on top of you massaging your back, is quite an enjoyable experience.
"Mmm…it feels wonderful, thank you." I said. My eyes were closed but I was picturing Alice in her silky pajamas above me. "Can I turn over now, so I can look at you?"
"I just knew you were going to ask me that." She giggled.
"How would you know that?" I asked suspiciously.
"Well, your breathing is getting heavier and I would imagine the way you're shifting around underneath me, that there's more of a strain on your front side then there is on your back at this point." Her giggles turned into laughter as I turned sideways tipping her off of me and spun around to face her.
"Alice, you little temptress, you knew the way you were rubbing my back was going to get other things started didn't you?" I accused her.
"Yes, I was definitely hoping it would." She almost purred at me. Then pushing me onto my back she straddled my waist again and brought her warm lips to my ear. "Do you like what I'm wearing?"
"Almost as much as I like what is underneath what you are wearing." I growled back into her ear. "Let me see you better."
Alice hopped up standing over me with her legs still straddling at my chest. I pulled myself up slightly so I could run my hands up her legs. She was wearing a short, silky, black, babydoll pajama set. The top barely covering the matching black panties underneath. From my privileged view I was able to see up underneath the top. Very nice.
"Jazz are you peaking up my top?" Alice scolded me.
"I'm just admiring the view honey." I said with a big grin. "Now come back down here so I can kiss your beautiful lips."
Alice does things so unexpectedly. I was not ready for her to take a small bounce like she was on a trampoline and then just drop down to her knees on the bed. At first I was expecting her slam into me when she landed but she was so graceful. After her knees hit the bed her body slid up my chest and her forehead was pressed to mine in one smooth movement.
"You are simply amazing." I mused. Then ever so gently placed my arms around her back and pressed my lips to hers.
The rain picked up outside along with thunder and lightning. Each boom of thunder made Alice jump in my arms. She was not a big fan of thunderstorms. I started paying attention to the lightning and I knew to hold her tighter after the flash. The sound of thunder came sooner and sooner each time. This meant the storm was getting closer.
"Oh, it's getting closer isn't it?" Alice whimpered. "I'm scared something is going to happen."
"Alice, I won't ever let anything happen to you. I will keep you safe, don't worry." I tried to calm her.
She rolled off the top of me and we lay facing the window. Alice pressed her back into my chest and I held her securely against myself. I kissed her neck as I tried to help her relax. It seemed to work until the next rumble of thunder and lightning made the light flicker on and off on the nightstand. I heard a small squeak escape Alice's lips then a nervous giggle.
"I have you baby, you're okay." I murmured into her ear. "I'm going to look outside and see how bad it is out there. Stay right here okay?"
"I am not going anywhere!" Alice scramble under the blankets pulling them up so only her eyes were showing. She looked so cute.
I took the few steps over to the window and peered out to see the wind blowing strong enough to bend the trees as it passed through. The lightning show was spectacular as it lit up the sky to show the menacing clouds moving quickly past. I was glad we made sure to help Carlisle secure the boat extra well after we docked today. I don't think even he knew the storms would be so strong tonight. I glanced back at Alice giving her a wink.
"Be careful by that window Jazz!" she cautioned me. "Hurry back to bed."
"Okay, okay I will be right there." I said as I turned to look out the window once more.
Something drew my eyes to a transformer sitting on a pole just outside of the yard. It seemed to sparkle with static. I had never seen that before. In the next moment, lightning stuck again causing a loud crack, hum, and popping sound. Then the whitest, brightest light I had ever seen flashed outward from the transformer just before everything became dark.
"Ahhh!" I groaned as I felt my eyes sting.
My hands went straight to my face and I dropped to the floor. All I could see was colored lights and darkness. The sound of Alice's blood curdling scream filled my ears and I heard her scramble off the bed then drape herself over the top of me.
"Alice, I can't see." The words barely leaving my mouth. I wasn't even sure at first if she heard me.
"Jasper," she sobbed at my ear then yelled toward the door. "Someone help me!"
Alice's arms were tightly around me as she pulled my head up against her chest and rocked me back and forth kissing the top of my head. I could feel her tears soaking my hair. I just couldn't pull my hands away from my eyes. I wanted to make the stinging pain go away. I heard the loud sounds of foot fall vibrating the floor and the door burst open somewhere behind us.
"Al where are you? What's wrong?" Edward sounded frantic as he searched the darkness for Alice.
"Jazz? What the hell is going on? I can't see shit in here, or anywhere else in the house dammit!" Emmett grumbled in frustration.
"We're over here," Alice sobbed louder. "On the floor, by the window."
"Here, I found a flashlight in the hall closet." Rosalie said breathlessly.
I 'm sure they turned it on to find their way over to us but couldn't see any light except for the continuing twinkles of color behind my eyelids.
"Alice, Oh my god! Jasper are you okay?" Edward asked. "What happened?"
"He, he…" Alice was finding it hard to speak between her sobs. Her arms only slackened the littlest bit to let me sit up.
"I went to look out the window at the storm and of course I had to be staring at the transformer when lightning hit it. It was the brightest white I had even seen!" I explained. "I shut my eyes pretty quick, but they still hurt like hell now."
"Shit! We need to call Carlisle." Emmett scrambled for the phone. "Son of a …" he slammed it back onto the nightstand. "Of course, it's dead."
"Alice, he'll be okay." Edward assured her. "It was like a giant camera going off in his face. It will just take a little while for him to be able to open his eyes."
"Let's all go down to the media room. There are candles down there and we can hang out together and wait out the storm." Rose suggested.
"Come here Jasper, you big baby, I'll carry your sorry ass down there." I felt Emmett tugged me out of Alice's arms.
"Hey, watch your hands Romeo!" I said firmly.
"You be careful with him Emmett!" Alice threatened. I even thought I felt a slight tremble from Emmett and knew she must have given him her most evil look. She would be following right behind us no doubt.
We made it down the stairs and to the couch. Emmett set me down carefully and Alice was right there guiding my head down into her lap.
"Thanks baby." I said, and then heard two voices answer me at once.
"You're welcome." It was Alice and Emmett. Everyone including me burst out laughing. Emmett must have been 3 shades of red.
"Here Jasper, take these. I have water too." Rosalie placed two pills in my hand and then a glass. "You're going to have a headache and this will help."
"Alice, put this cold washcloth over his eyes." I heard Bella say and moments later felt coolness on my forehead as she placed the cloth there first. "Jasper, you can put your hands down now."
I moved my hands away from my eyes Alice slid the cloth in their place. It felt very soothing.
"I brought down the pillows and blankets so we can get comfortable." Emmett announced. "Jazz, looks like you're already comfortable."
"Very much." I told him with a smile. I reached my hand up to find Alice's face and felt her hand pull my fingers to her lips.
"There, the candles are lit. We should be all set for the rest of the night." I heard Bella say.
Thunder continued to rumble as the rain poured down steady outside. Once again I let the calming feeling wash over me. I think a lot of that was due in part to the feeling of Alice stroking her fingers through my hair and humming quietly as she did so.
"Alice…" I whispered so only she could hear. I felt the warmth of her face as she dropped her head down close to mine. "I want to kiss you."
Her lips were so soft as she leaned herself into me. I brought my arm up and wrapped it around her neck. I didn't want her lips to leave mine until I was sure I could melt away the fear I still felt in her tense little body.
"I'm okay baby. You can relax now." I whispered between kisses.
"I was so scared Jasper. I don't like seeing you hurt. I felt helpless." She whispered back to me as her lips trembled.
I pulled her mouth tighter into mine and stroked my tongue across her lips. She opened her mouth to me immediately and I felt her need wash over like a tidal wave. Alice meant so much to me and in that moment I felt how much she needed me too. She was scared of losing me and I knew just what to say to relax her fears.
I pulled back slightly letting my lips brush hers as I told her, "I love you Alice."
A/N:
Awww, don't you just love Jasper! He is such a sweetie.
Once again poor Edward and Bella got sidetracked. I guess even Mother Nature wants in on the game!
Bella hasn't given up on getting even with Emmett! You will have to stick around to see where that goes.
Edward just has a way of making her forget things for the moment.
Umm…Edward, feel free to try that on me anytime!
I apologize for any grammar or wording issues. My beta partner was unavailable and I may have missed some mistakes as I read over it.
So please leave your review after the tone…
BEEEEEEEEEP